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Rocket Man 57 - 03:20am Jan 24, 2001 EST (#1 of 614)

DUH's House of Fairy Dust And Massage

LOL

SV_Doug - 03:33am Jan 24, 2001 EST (#2 of 614)

Duh check your email...

Duh_ - 03:37am Jan 24, 2001 EST (#3 of 614)

My pig...

Duh_ - 03:40am Jan 24, 2001 EST (#4 of 614)

And thank you to all you who helped me and worried about me. I couldn't have picked a better family than you
all. You helped me and took me serious when all I was doing was freaking over a guinea pig.

MsRobbie - 03:41am Jan 24, 2001 EST (#5 of 614)

Mousey was a cutie.

Duh_ - 03:42am Jan 24, 2001 EST (#6 of 614)

Mousey was a fattie.

MsRobbie - 03:43am Jan 24, 2001 EST (#7 of 614)

Duh: I couldn't have picked a better family than you all.

Oh, sure you could have. However, we're the family that's here. And we love you.



Duh_ - 03:44am Jan 24, 2001 EST (#8 of 614)

Underside of ex-mousey...

MsRobbie - 03:45am Jan 24, 2001 EST (#9 of 614)

Yep, Mousey was a fattie!

Rocket Man 57 - 03:47am Jan 24, 2001 EST (#10 of 614)

Either that or has real big breasts.
Duh_ - 03:56am Jan 24, 2001 EST (#11 of 614)

Leftover mousey...

Duh_ - 03:58am Jan 24, 2001 EST (#12 of 614)

Actually Brown Mousey is, I guess, now, Mousey. He's kind of freaking and running around. And, I swear to
god, his little eyes look like they are tearing up.

He's coming over to me now, never use to do that...

Duh_ - 04:21am Jan 24, 2001 EST (#13 of 614)

Oh, shoot. Wrong number, it should be thread number seven.... crap...

edrieanne - 04:24am Jan 24, 2001 EST (#14 of 614)

Duh, just wanted you to know that Mousey was a REALLY big hit at the Orchid Room.

He brought a great many smiles to many faces!

But, never as many smiles as your own.

I'm sorry. Give little mousey a hug for me and my crew, would ya?

Duh_ - 04:25am Jan 24, 2001 EST (#15 of 614)

Crew sends love to you, too.

Duh_ - 04:26am Jan 24, 2001 EST (#16 of 614)

........golly, this is all gone so sappy.....

((((((((sniffle))))))))))

*******grin*********

edrieanne - 04:41am Jan 24, 2001 EST (#17 of 614)

oh, crew said that they send YOU a hug, too - along with muddy feets prints, half chewed rawhides (goochie
swears it'll help), a goody bag of kibble and tutu's favorite ball - it lights up when it bounces.

goochie wanted to send you HIS favorite chew toys, but I needed them to use as a pattern to make NEW RV
seat cushions.

Toad sends his best barks.

MsRobbie - 04:54am Jan 24, 2001 EST (#18 of 614)

Dusty, have you let Brown Mousey see and snif Mousey? I've heard critters accept and understand better if
they're allowed to do that.

He also might be very lonesome with Mousey gone. You might consider getting a New Mousey pretty soon.

Duh_ - 05:08am Jan 24, 2001 EST (#19 of 614)

Well, Brown Mousey sniffed and prodded sick Mousey. But when sick Mousey became dead Mousey, he kind of
didn't do anything. And I can't get dead mousey for Brown Mousey to sniff because whahizface put him in
the freezer.

BM is pretty much freaking, so I don't know...

They were littermates... And got along pretty well except for BM trying to hump M, but I got him to stop
that...

Duh_ - 05:13am Jan 24, 2001 EST (#20 of 614)

As for more rodents. Well, I am going to have to think about that. Critters have such short life spans - just
long enough for me to get attached...

I'm going to bed, its been a tough past 4 hours...
_maggie_ - 05:14am Jan 24, 2001 EST (#21 of 614)

Maybe put a little stuffed toy or a sock stuffed with something nice and soft for him to cuddle with tonight.

Rocket Man 57 - 05:14am Jan 24, 2001 EST (#22 of 614)

Doctor Frankenfurter ("Doc"), my pet doxie, is ten years old today. Love him dearly. Hope he lives another
comfortable, happy ten years, but know that isn't at all realistic. So, I'm buying him a nice little steak.

edrieanne - 05:25am Jan 24, 2001 EST (#23 of 614)

friend of mine's father told her, when she was little and her dog died, that because there are so many of
them and so few of us, God only gives each one a little time so that there are enough of us to go around.

Relish the joy, savor the happiness, for the moment of sadness, would you really trade all that came before?

love is a funny thing, it isn't how long it lasts, it is the "realness" of it's being that matters.

nite, duh, mousey sounded like a really wonderful critter - he was lucky to have you and brown mousey to
make his life filled with good things.

Rocketman, kisses to Doc Frankenfurter (with the awesome name!) from me and my crew. [but buy chicken,
instead - easier on the older kidneys, my vet said!]

nite all.

CooterBrown - 06:53am Jan 24, 2001 EST (#24 of 614)

Well, I thought that maybe all of us could show our animals the pics, and they could be sorry for their
owner's.........strike that......feeder's friends.

Soooooooo.....I get Buddy and Miss Rose up here. They just licked their chops.

Go figure.

Riona - 10:25am Jan 24, 2001 EST (#25 of 614)

Duhoney.... Mousey was cute... Brown Mousie should settle down ... I don't know if I'd give him something he
could chew up and choke on tho.

Do you have any carrots? When Cali has to do something she doesn't want (vet, bath, whatever) to I always
give her a carrot after and she calms right down....

Chicklita said to tell you she was very sorry about your piggie.

RM... My aunt had chihuhuas that lived to be 20 years or more... All she ever fed the things was brown rice
and boiled chicken... without the gizzard... that has stones and causes kidney trouble... processed canned
chicken flavored dog food can cause problems....

Good luck with your weiner dog.*S*

CooterBrown - 10:58am Jan 24, 2001 EST (#26 of 614)

Dusty, I ordered a new puter for my office yesterday. Eat your heart out. *G*

Riona - 11:09am Jan 24, 2001 EST (#27 of 614)

Is it a G4, Cooter? If not she might not be hungry..*S*

Duh_ - 12:52pm Jan 24, 2001 EST (#28 of 614)

Unless it was a mondo cool G4, I can nod and smile like I'm eating my heart out. Does that help?
*****nodding wildly****

Oregon_Jim - 12:55pm Jan 24, 2001 EST (#29 of 614)

Dusty, I ordered a new puter for my office yesterday

Michael Dell was so happy about that order too!

LMAO

Duh_ - 11:25pm Jan 24, 2001 EST (#30 of 614)

((((side note))))

Here’s hoping:

A) Guinea Pigs Go To Heaven

B) Whahizface remembers to take him out of the freezer on trash day... not like the house mouse that stayed
in there for two months...

surferchicklet - 11:43pm Jan 24, 2001 EST (#31 of 614)

Guinea Pigs do go to heaven... and why not bury him in the back yard?

You feeling better Duhoney?

surferchicklet - 11:44pm Jan 24, 2001 EST (#32 of 614)

oh... duh-me... doggies... sorry...

Duh_ - 11:47pm Jan 24, 2001 EST (#33 of 614)

... and you aren't it. [surferchicklet] - 11:43pm Jan 24, 2001 EST (#31 of 32)

Guinea Pigs do go to heaven... and why not bury him in the back yard?

You feeling better Duhoney?

I’m feeling better. I‘m think about ((((shutter))) getting another one for little Brown Mousey, cause
they are s’pose to be social animals, and BM has never been without one of his own kind CONSTANTLY
with him. Po’ little bastard probably going out of his mind...

edrieanne - 11:51pm Jan 24, 2001 EST (#34 of 614)

either get little mousey another friend or you or hubby are going to have to grow a LOT of hair! *g*

backyard - post hole digger, deep, works. That's how I buried Squiggy. Oh, if you pick a rose bush or
flowering plant, the flowers will bring a smile each time they bloom.

Sam Shepherd, Sam Shepherd is beneath his favorite rose bush.

surferchicklet - 11:51pm Jan 24, 2001 EST (#35 of 614)

Give him lots of attention?

Ours is an only pig. Mostly because I haven't trusted myself to pick a tiny baby girl, not a boy... and if
the female is over 6 to 9 months old an has never had babies her hips fuse... then she can die... or have
to have a C -section...

So... She doesn't seem to mind much... I taught her to sit up and beg the other day..*S* and she comes
out to play now..

Duh_ - 01:09am Jan 25, 2001 EST (#36 of 614)

Edrie, a little correction....

hubby


subsistute: whahizface

edrieanne - 01:10am Jan 25, 2001 EST (#37 of 614)

8^) oh, ok

8^)

Blackricco - 01:16am Jan 25, 2001 EST (#38 of 614)

I'm sorry for your loss, Dusty, watching a pet suffer sucks.

Again, my condolences

Duh_ - 01:34am Jan 25, 2001 EST (#40 of 614)

Thank you Ricco.

Thank you everybody.
BARRY F SULLIVAN - 09:53am Jan 25, 2001 EST (#42 of 614)

GM. What about the ones you have eaten, or run over. Could be nasty!

CooterBrown - 10:05am Jan 25, 2001 EST (#43 of 614)

Uh, Riona....it's not a Mac...it's a PC.

Dell my ass! I've got 12 Dells here now, and those are the worst pieces of fecal matter I've ever been
around.

I'm having this one built by a local company that I'm familiar with that has an execellent reputation.
Three year on site warranty for parts and labor. *G*

guy montag - 10:20am Jan 25, 2001 EST (#44 of 614)

Barry

GM. What about the ones you have eaten, or run over. Could be nasty!

Obviously, if you've run over or eaten a critter, you didn't love it like a pet...

wardaddy - 10:37am Jan 25, 2001 EST (#45 of 614)

Sorry to hear about your pet dying, Dusty. I know from recent experience how tough it is to lose one.
Still choke up a little when I think of little Kai.

freeindividual - 11:52am Jan 25, 2001 EST (#46 of 614)

Thought of the Day:

The three most powerful people in the USA now are named, Bush, Dick, and Colon. Quite a Threesome
don't you think?

guy montag - 09:37pm Jan 25, 2001 EST (#47 of 614)

From surferchicklet

(who, through no fault of her own, is currently unable to post but wanted to get this up for general
consumption...)



http://www.dustygroove.com/funky45list.htm

On Dusty's thread is all I wanted to post... you can do it. I thought the addy/link title was apt..

DaveGin - 09:54pm Jan 25, 2001 EST (#48 of 614)

May he always have new papers in the cage and fresh water, Duh. My condolences.

CooterBrown - 10:51pm Jan 25, 2001 EST (#49 of 614)

Free, I really needed to be aware of that. LOL!

Duh_ - 12:12am Jan 26, 2001 EST (#50 of 614)

They're selling postcards of the hanging... [DaveGin] - 09:54pm Jan 25, 2001 EST (#48 of
49)

May he always have new papers in the cage and fresh water, Duh. My condolences.

Thank you. All your wishes are very much appreciated. I'm just sorry the whole thing played out on
the board...

Got the webcam back up... even got it pointed at me...

edrieanne - 12:47am Jan 26, 2001 EST (#51 of 614)

good to "see" ya again! Duh

Please don't apologise for allowing us to share a moment of your life. Thank YOU for allowing us to be
there!
freeindividual - 12:51am Jan 26, 2001 EST (#52 of 614)

Serious warning!

Men, be more alert and cautious when getting a drink offer from a girl.

Good girls out there, please forward this message to your guy friends. And girlfriends, take heed.
There is a new drug that is in liquid form.

The drug is now being used by female sexual predators at parties to induce their male victims to have
sex with them. The shocking news is that the drug is available virtually anywhere!

It goes by the street name "Beer."

All girls have to do is buy a "Beer" or two for almost any guy and then simply ask the guy home for
no-strings-attached sex.

Men are rendered literally helpless against such tactics.

MsRobbie - 01:02am Jan 26, 2001 EST (#53 of 614)

Freeindividual: The three most powerful people in the USA now are named, Bush, Dick, and Colon.

It's alimentary, my dear Watson.

SherrieG - 01:07am Jan 26, 2001 EST (#54 of 614)

Took a lot of guts to say that.

Duh_ - 04:31am Jan 26, 2001 EST (#55 of 614)

You guys are probably just sick of hearing about the piggie, but I just saw the saddest thing. Little
BrownMousey is running around the house, and he never does that. He went into the little bathroom
I use for the animals, for the first time in his life and ventured sniffing toward the bathtub - the
same bathtub in which the other Mousey died. I haven't taken the towels out that held the other pig,
so, I guess his scent is still on it. Can guinea pigs mourn? I wonder if he is.

I know most think its an anthropomorphic sin to attribute imagined human-like traits to animals.
I've always believed that animals possess rudimentary emotions and basic feelings common to all
life. But can guinea pigs mourn? Elephants have been known to scatter the bones of their dead in a
"ritualistic" kind of action. I feel so sorry for him. I wonder if he is sad or confused?

I promise.... last sad pig post.

Duh_ - 04:32am Jan 26, 2001 EST (#56 of 614)

Tomorrow, I'll get some Tuaca, and we'll have a kook patrol.

edrieanne - 04:48am Jan 26, 2001 EST (#57 of 614)

Duh, my dogs have always "mourned" the loss of one of our family. Some actually take "shifts" and
comfort the others. One would become listless, sit where the missing one would normally stay and
just look sad. (ears down, eyes down.... etc.) One of the others would come over and sit by the "sad"
one and gently place a head nearby or nuzzle the "down" doggie. When I was sad, they'd do the same
for me.

Why we assume that animals don't mourn is beyond me. Birds, such as mourning doves mate for life -
and when one is killed, it is not uncommon to see the mate sitting by the one who died. I frequently
have stopped to move a dove who has been killed out of the road because the mate just sits in the
middle of the traffic and won't leave it's mate.

The short answer is, yes, brown mousey is mourning.

Comfort him, hold him and he WILL feel better.

You, too.

off line for about an hour - back then.

The mighty Red - 08:30am Jan 26, 2001 EST (#58 of 614)

Are you charging for massages in here? Cuz, damn is my shoulder sore...

sjscruby - 08:58am Jan 26, 2001 EST (#59 of 614)

duh...sorry I missed the sad time, but reading about it all DID bring serious tears. I have 3 kitties, and
cannot imagine what it will be like when I lose one. *sigh*

Duh_ - 07:33pm Jan 26, 2001 EST (#60 of 614)

Float like a butterfly... Sting like a bee [The mighty Red] - 08:30am Jan 26, 2001 EST
(#58 of 59)

Are you charging for massages in here? Cuz, damn is my shoulder sore...

Are you sure? We contract out to Hank to do them....

Duh_ - 07:36pm Jan 26, 2001 EST (#61 of 614)

Susan [sjscruby] - 08:58am Jan 26, 2001 EST (#59 of 60)

duh...sorry I missed the sad time, but reading about it all DID bring serious tears. I
have 3 kitties, and cannot imagine what it will be like when I lose one. *sigh*

As I told GUY a little bit ago, I’m kind of thinking of getting BM a little friend, but having two
mousies creates a lot of poop.... but he seems a little disturbed. Plus if I get him a friend that is
smaller than him, we may have that humping problem again (he likes to hump others) although I
have trained him not to - when he starts in, I can go "Mousey, no humping!! No humping!!" and he
stops and backs into a corner and rubs his butt on the side of the cage...


Duh_ - 07:44pm Jan 26, 2001 EST (#62 of 614)

Funny (I think) Mousey Story:

Got the rodents a bit ago, and specified males because females get *that time of the month* and it just
gets all messy and gross. I get them home, and I got them a tall two story cage, and all the mousey
ammenities of pampered little rodents. Well, after a while, there appeared little white dried stains in
the cage. I was panicking because, god, is there something wrong with the mousies? Are they
puking? What’s going on?

I got my answer a couple days later when the Brown Mousey looked a little funny. He was sitting
there haunched back on his hind legs, and having spasms. ((((Lord, I started to dial the vet)))) I
looked closer and his goo-goo was sticking straight out spewing mousey ooze. AAAUUUGGGHHHH!!!
And you know, that thing was about a half inch long. After, I guess, it was empty, it deflated and
looked like one of those earthworms that dries up on the sidewalk on a summer day. When he started
yanking on it with his teeth is when I left the room....

I don’t have very good coping skills when it comes to fluids coming out of my animals....

surferchicklet - 07:47pm Jan 26, 2001 EST (#63 of 614)

Is Whaizname trained as well, Duh?

I'll do Red's massage... Hank might scare him, and I have gotten kind of fond of him....LOL

Uh, Why's your shoulder sore, Red?

I think waiting for another piggie might be a good idea... then get another cage, set the two near
eachother and see what happens.. they can get used to each other that way... just put them in the
same area while you're there... until you know they get along ok.

surferchicklet - 07:50pm Jan 26, 2001 EST (#64 of 614)

LOL>..

But, Dusty... we have a female and she doesn't get messy that way... I have never even noticed when
she was in heat.

The mighty Red - 07:57pm Jan 26, 2001 EST (#65 of 614)

At least you don't have a killer gerbil like we did in fifth grade. One of the gerbils murdered the
other one over the weekend and ate out all his guts. Our class got first look at the carnage when we
showed up for school on Monday morning and the teacher was late. Quite traumatizing.

and Duh... That story was most definintely NOT funny, ick!

SC, thanks for the offer. Hank does scare me, and I have some worries ever since Cooter was hitting
on me back in the Rumpus Room a couple months ago...</kidding>

Got the sore shoulder when I got doored on my bicycle a decade ago. I went sailing over a couple of
cars and landed on my shoulder on the hood of a moving vehicle. I still vividly remember the look of
the people in the car as I came sailing over their heads. I was too pissed at the woman that doored me
to see about insurance or anything. I scared her off with my yelling. No medical insurance at the
time. So now, sore shoulder. Oh well...

Duh_ - 08:00pm Jan 26, 2001 EST (#66 of 614)

... and you aren't it. [surferchicklet] - 07:47pm Jan 26, 2001 EST (#63 of 65)

Is Whaizname trained as well, Duh?

I’ll refrain from answering, since pooky has started dropping by to read... (I call him pooky, isn’t
that just sweet? Same name I use on the dogs, tho.)

When I had hamsters (before the dog had hamsters) they went into *messy times* and there was
blood all over the cage. That time I did call the vet, who promptly laughed at me and said that it was
their periods. AWWW GAWWWD, was the mess awful, and they ate the stuff they messied on.

When I got these guys, and the humping started, I looked into what it would cost to get them fixed.
$120 per rat... geeze.

At least you don't have a killer gerbil like we did in fifth grade. One of the gerbils
murdered the other one over the weekend and ate out all his guts. Our class got first
look at the carnage when we showed up for school on Monday morning and the
teacher was late. Quite traumatizing.

Before I knew better, I had two large rats (actual black and white rats) and two gerbils. Kept them in
the same cage. Came home one time, and noticed that one of the gerbil‘s leg was all bloody and gross.
Didn’t know what that was. Then later, I found out (description of carnage snipped) that the rats
were eating the gerbils. Well, I set them free in the back yard, and the neighbor (and old blue hair)
nearly had a cornary when she saw one crawling up her tree... I should ask - do guinea pigs eat
hamsters? I thought I would get BM a little hamster for company.

Duh_ - 08:00pm Jan 26, 2001 EST (#67 of 614)

Whahizface is a patient, patient, patient, dude, considering my adventures with pets....

The mighty Red - 08:05pm Jan 26, 2001 EST (#68 of 614)

I think I'm leaving until the gross pet stories are over...

I'm trying to eat here...

Bleah.

Duh_ - 08:09pm Jan 26, 2001 EST (#69 of 614)

Gross pet stories make the world go ‘round....
surferchicklet - 09:04pm Jan 26, 2001 EST (#70 of 614)

LOL...gross pet stories...

Awwww... Poor Red...

{{rub rub rub rub}}

Better?

Duh... rats?? ick.... Mouse , hamster, g pig, yes... gerbils and rats? ick.

I don't think I'd get a hamster... In stead of a cage tho I have one of the biggest tubs they make for
storage. the clear plastic thing? I pop the piggie in her kennel carrier or something, roll up the
newspaper, wash the tub out, dry it out and all done...

uuuh... no, that won't work for you... the roomies big dog was half in the tub trying to eat our piggie
once...

surferchicklet - 09:06pm Jan 26, 2001 EST (#71 of 614)

Oh, BTW, considering how much you love the dogs, I think Whahizname should be flattered by being
called *Pookie*...

The mighty Red - 09:12pm Jan 26, 2001 EST (#72 of 614)

Ahhhhh.... Much better thanks!

I always wanted one of those plastic gerbil cities when I was a kid. You know, the ones with all the
clear tunnels and toys that the gerbils can play with. I still think they're kind of cool, but I think
my cat might find the gerbils more interesting, if you know what I mean.

SherrieG - 09:15pm Jan 26, 2001 EST (#73 of 614)

We have these round clear balls for the hamsters and they roll all over the floor when we're
cleaning cages. Drives Purrsian NUTS.

We put Precious in with Blackie the other night and all kinds of interesting things went on...Aaron
says where are the babies? I said that takes a few weeks. He said a few WEEKS? Why were they going
so fast at the end then?

I said "Ask Dave."

Duh_ - 09:17pm Jan 26, 2001 EST (#74 of 614)

... and you aren't it. [surferchicklet] - 09:04pm Jan 26, 2001 EST (#70 of 72)

I don't think I'd get a hamster... In stead of a cage tho I have one of the biggest tubs
they make for storage. the clear plastic thing? I pop the piggie in her kennel
carrier or something, roll up the newspaper, wash the tub out, dry it out and all
done...

uuuh... no, that won't work for you... the roomies big dog was half in the tub trying
to eat our piggie once...

I half thought about getting a kiddie pool and using that to keep the piggies in. But I’d have to scoop
it out. Although I could line it with newspaper. But then there are the rodent killing pooches... they
just love the feel of the crunch.... ***sigh***

1000 points of light and we got the dumb one... [SherrieG] - 09:15pm Jan 26, 2001 EST
(#73 of 74)

We have these round clear balls for the hamsters and they roll all over the floor
when we're cleaning cages. Drives Purrsian NUTS.

EEEEPPPS. They pee and poo in those things. AAAUUUGGG. I had an enclosed wheely thing for the
ex-hamsters. It got purdy gross.

Duh_ - 09:24pm Jan 26, 2001 EST (#76 of 614)

Why were they going so fast at the end then?

Fast at what end???? huh? Fast having babies?

SherrieG - 09:32pm Jan 26, 2001 EST (#77 of 614)

fast MAKING babies, Dusty.

Duh_ - 09:34pm Jan 26, 2001 EST (#78 of 614)

((((((:0o))))))))

surferchicklet - 09:39pm Jan 26, 2001 EST (#79 of 614)

LOL...

A kiddie pool might work, if you didn't have dogs...

I am going to switch her to a tub thing I saw at Home Depot... it is a big square black tub... Actually,
that might work for you... make a wooden frame that fits over the top, brace it diagonally with
another strip, and staple gun wire mesh to it... make sure it fits over the lip of the tub and put
something on it to keep pooches out....

We have a G Pig ball for Cali but she just sits there and glares at me.

We also did have the tube things Red... For a hamster tho... and she got so big she could brace herself
against one end of a tube or the wheel and push and pop the thing right open.*S*

Chicklita wants a mouse sized one with pipe running all over her room for the mouse...

Duh_ - 09:49pm Jan 26, 2001 EST (#80 of 614)

Chicklita, it sounds nice, but when they start peeing and pooing in that large, long pipe going
through your room, your gonna wanna wretch...

surferchicklet - 09:59pm Jan 26, 2001 EST (#81 of 614)

Which is why she doesn't have it...The hamster moved into an aquarium after about a year..

I told her the little guy's name might be Stewert, but unlike the movie Stewert this one has bodily
functions... She said he also has *luggage*...LOL

Duh_ - 10:06pm Jan 26, 2001 EST (#82 of 614)

Did you see the luggage on my ex-one? I scanned him and his noogies appeared ENORMOUS....

surferchicklet - 10:12pm Jan 26, 2001 EST (#83 of 614)

I did, she did too... and said "Thank God Cali's a girl... "

Hamsters are worse tho.. when we got Ralph (A female, btw) there were boys in there and we didn't
want one of them...

surferchicklet - 10:16pm Jan 26, 2001 EST (#84 of 614)

I just realized.... I don't think I told you that Chicklita said to tell you she was really sorry...

She says she wants to get another girl piggie who is pregnant... she said now that we can keep the
girls and bring you the boys...

Cali can't have babies... she's too old for a first litter now.....

Duh_ - 10:22pm Jan 26, 2001 EST (#85 of 614)

... and you aren't it. [surferchicklet] - 10:16pm Jan 26, 2001 EST (#84 of 84)

now that we can keep the girls and bring you the boys...

Kewl. Just stickem in a FedEx envelope and send them here...

surferchicklet - 10:40pm Jan 26, 2001 EST (#86 of 614)

We'll wait til about two months before school is out ... by the time they're ready to go we could bring
them...

I have a horror of getting the tiny babies mixed up tho... and having guinea pigs take over the
house like the tribbles took over the Enterprise...

Duh_ - 12:46am Jan 27, 2001 EST (#87 of 614)

Catching the tail end of MOONSTRUCK. I wish Cher would read this thread, because I would like to tell
her she shouldn't have had all that shit injected into her lips. She looks MUCH better with normal
lips instead of those butt ugly innertubes she's got now...

SherrieG - 01:22am Jan 27, 2001 EST (#88 of 614)

IN HONOR OF CHAROLAIS!!!

World Government Systems explained in terms of cows.

FEUDALISM
You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.

SOCIALISM
You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows.
You have to take care of all the cows. The government gives you a glass of milk.

FASCISM
You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, and sells you the
milk.

PURE COMMUNISM
You share two cows with your neighbors. You and your neighbors bicker about who has the most
"ability" and who has the most "need." Meanwhile, no one works, no one gets any milk, and the cows
drop dead of starvation.

RUSSIAN COMMUNISM
You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk. You steal
back as much milk as you can and sell it on the black market.

PERESTROIKA
You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the Mafia takes all the milk. You steal back as
much milk as you can and sell it on the "free market."

CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM
You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.

DICTATORSHIP
You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.

PURE DEMOCRACY
You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.

REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY
You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.

BUREAUCRACY
You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can
milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and
pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing
cows.

CAPITALISM
You don't have any cows. The bank will not lend you money to buy cows because you don't have any
cows to put up as collateral.

PURE ANARCHY
You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and
kill you.

ANARCHO-CAPITALISM
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

SURREALISM
You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

OLYMPICS-ISM
You have two cows, one American, one Chinese. With the help of trilling violins and state of the art
montage photography, John Tesh narrates the moving tale of how the American cow overcame the
agony of growing up in a suburb with (gasp) divorced parents, then mentions in passing that the
Chinese cow was beaten every day by a tyrannical farmer and watched its parents butchered before
its eyes. The American cow wins the competition, severely spraining an udder in a gritty
performance, and gets a multi-million dollar contract to endorse Wheaties. The Chinese cow is led out
of the arena and shot by Chinese government officials, though no one ever hears about it.
McDonald's buys the meat and serves it hot and fast at its Beijing restaurant.

AMERICAN CORPORATE CAPITALISM
You have two cows. Both cows are bloated with toxic steroids. They are set out to graze on privatized
public parks, release massive amounts of flatulence that destroys the ozone layer, die from excess
ultraviolet light, and are processed into meat-like products that look great as a result of clever and
unprincipled marketing strategies. When you mortgage your artificially devalued farm at high
interest rates in order to buy meat, you consume the poisoned material and develop terminal
illnesses because there is no health care plan to treat you. The corporate management uses your
purchase price to acquire THEIR meat from cows raised "naturally" on tree-free rain forest land
outside of the country where labor and resources are cheap.

MsRobbie - 01:44am Jan 27, 2001 EST (#89 of 614)

NEW EURO
You have two cows, both of which have Mad Cow Disease. You lie about it and sell the cows to another
European country.

wardaddy - 01:50am Jan 27, 2001 EST (#90 of 614)

Or ship them to Texas.

CooterBrown - 08:21am Jan 27, 2001 EST (#91 of 614)

Why are there so many posts about cat food?

The mighty Red - 10:15am Jan 27, 2001 EST (#92 of 614)

Because my cat has taken over Dave's job?

She's very concerned about her food.

(and Time/Warner/AOL has found that she'll work for dirt cheap...)

surferchicklet - 01:47pm Jan 27, 2001 EST (#93 of 614)

LOL... Love the cow post, Sher, and nice postscript MsR...

Cooter, we were talking about cat food cause we got tired of talking about you.

Bear Armstrong - 04:14pm Jan 27, 2001 EST (#94 of 614)

Cooter is no better than cat food?

I know Cooter can be strange at times, but I honestly thought people in general had a higher
opinion of him than that.

Anyway, does he work as dog food too? I'm always looking for a cheaper way to feed Jake.
surferchicklet - 04:32pm Jan 27, 2001 EST (#95 of 614)

He was calling our rodents cat food, Bear honey.

I like Cooter just fine, but Cali the wonder pig is not cat food... (neener neener neener Cooter)

Jake had his chance with our rodent..*S* Cooter would likely give him indigestion tho..LOL

freeindividual - 02:07pm Jan 28, 2001 EST (#96 of 614)

Over 18?

Here's Photos *G*

Duh_ - 01:42am Jan 29, 2001 EST (#97 of 614)

A) This is the BEST social thread on the board.... although I may tip my hat to the RR - it may (just
may be a tie)...

B) New RANT...

sjscruby - 01:50am Jan 29, 2001 EST (#98 of 614)

ROFL, free!!

Duh_ - 10:30pm Jan 29, 2001 EST (#99 of 614)

(((((i've pretty much decided today is my be-a-big-nasty-unsatisfied-bitch day))))

charolais - 11:22pm Jan 29, 2001 EST (#100 of 614)

(((((i've pretty much decided today is my be-a-big-nasty-unsatisfied-bitch day))))

oh, I'm with you.

Rule of thumb. Never, ever allow a 16 YO kid work a checking account on a computer for a business.
I'm cleaning up the mess now. Dear God.............

Duh_ - 12:58am Jan 30, 2001 EST (#101 of 614)

LOL...

Here's what up at my house...

The thing on my neck is a bandaid...

edrieanne - 01:35am Jan 30, 2001 EST (#102 of 614)

OOOOOOOooooo! a brown MOUSEY!

Cute! CUTER! CUTEST!

Mornin' Duh! Have the box packed, will send out tomorrow - flu bug has been keeping me down 'cept
when selling - will let you know how and when!

Duh_ - 11:21pm Jan 30, 2001 EST (#103 of 614)

I have a question for you all. What is the deal with MTV's "Undressed"? Whatthell kind of show is
this??!!!

ex-glencarr - 11:23pm Jan 30, 2001 EST (#104 of 614)

It's young girls In various stages of undress. The plots are about who's screwing whom.

Better living thru over-the-counter allergy meds [Duh_] - 11:43pm
Jan 30, 2001 EST (#105 of 647)

The plots are just about non existant, the acting is horrid, and the sex part is
very tame in terms of graphic detail. Softcore for the Britney Spears set?

Chicken is as chicken does. [CooterBrown] - 11:47pm Jan 30, 2001 EST
(#106 of 647)

Chicklet, Friday night is fine. Just don't wear panties this time, OK? ;-0

Thanks for the joy you're giving me [ex-glencarr] - 11:47pm Jan 30,
2001 EST (#107 of 647)

I think of it as the anti-"Oz".

Better living thru over-the-counter allergy meds [Duh_] - 11:49pm
Jan 30, 2001 EST (#108 of 647)

I should have known. Never doubt that if there is a way to underestimate the
capacity of thought in youth, MTV will find it..

Better living thru over-the-counter allergy meds [Duh_] - 11:50pm
Jan 30, 2001 EST (#109 of 647)

Cooter, you MADE Slurpy wear panties last Friday? Good god, man, is there not a
whisp of feminism in your being?

Better living thru over-the-counter allergy meds [Duh_] - 12:49am
Jan 31, 2001 EST (#110 of 647)

Heyho. Break in the action. Some interesting factoids:

I have 115 different jpgs of all you people of which around 110 are posted on
picture pages (some of you had them taken down...)
Of all the contributors, Wardaddy has the most jpgs in followed by Cooter....
Lots of you are tied at three submissions.
There has only been two people who have threaten the PPs, one of which
actually invaded RL and pissed me off.
There are about 9 submissions by people I haven't seen in about a year.
There are 39 pet submissions.
I have had over 4,000 hits since I have put these pages up...

[Bobbyc] - 01:46am Jan 31, 2001 EST (#111 of 647)

I just received this and thought I would pass it along.

Perhaps some of you could add to the list?

Guide for the Boys

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month
when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in
his hands. This is a handy guide that should be as common as a
driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or
significant other.



DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?

SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?

SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?



DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT?

SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.

SAFEST: Wow! Look at you!



DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?

SAFER: Could we be overreacting?

SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.



DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?

SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.

SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?



And my personal favorite. . . . . . .

DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?

SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.

SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe.



[Bobbyc] - 10:43am Jan 31, 2001 EST (#112 of 647)

What, no Motherly advice for the Boys? :)

Chicken is as chicken does. [CooterBrown] - 11:19am Jan
31, 2001 EST (#113 of 647)

Dusty, I had nothing to do with her wearing panties. I was hoping
that she wouldn't. *G*

Endangered species...........................a [freeindividual] -
04:40pm Jan 31, 2001 EST (#114 of 647)

Elections are unnecessary!

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to
decide who was the one in charge.

"I should be in charge, "said the brain, "Because I run all the
body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."

"I should be in charge" said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen
all over, so without me you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge, " said the stomach, " because I process food
and give all of you energy."

"I should be in charge" said the legs, " because I carry the body
wherever it needs to go."

"I should be in charge" said the eyes, "because I allow the body to
see where it goes."

"I should be in charge, "said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible
for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him,
so in a huff, he shut down tight.

Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach
was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery and the blood
was toxic.

They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.

The Moral of the story?

You don't have to be important to be in charge....Just an asshole!

Have a nice day...................

America: We can't count worth a damn, but we have
enough nukes to turn your country into a puddle of
molten glass. [Nigel] - 10:03pm Jan 31, 2001 EST (#115 of 647)

http://www.geocities.com/copper6500/homedepot.html

No. I really can't *feel your pain*... [surferchicklet] -
10:55pm Jan 31, 2001 EST (#116 of 647)

I don't generally, Cooter... *S*

Hi Free..

Duhoney... One thing people who work in schools agree is that we
have no trouble jumping on someone else's kids when they are
showing their ass in public like that... If the mom won't choke up
on them I will.

Better living thru over-the-counter allergy meds
[Duh_] - 11:26pm Jan 31, 2001 EST (#117 of 647)

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No. I really can't *feel your pain*... [surferchicklet]
- 11:29pm Jan 31, 2001 EST (#118 of 647)

It's not good to hold things in Duh...

Tell us how you really feel..*g*

Better living thru over-the-counter allergy meds
[Duh_] - 11:55pm Jan 31, 2001 EST (#119 of 647)

PEOPLE, I beg of you... I implore you... if you are going to have
something professionally printed or worked on by a Service
Bureau, do NOT do it in Microsoft Publisher. NADA, NYET,
NONONO, NUHUH...

No. I really can't *feel your pain*... [surferchicklet]
- 12:05am Feb 1, 2001 EST (#120 of 647)

Ok.

BTW... this is my favorite chat thread too.*S*

Good night folks... early dayz...
Better living thru over-the-counter allergy meds
[Duh_] - 12:08am Feb 1, 2001 EST (#121 of 647)

nightynight...

Don't drop the soap. [wardaddy] - 12:19am Feb 1, 2001 EST
(#122 of 647)

Dean?

[Bobbyc] - 01:06am Feb 1, 2001 EST (#123 of 647)

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:

1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper
according to lights and darks.

2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see
your husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental
note -must do more sit-ups.

4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long
loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.

5. Wash your hair once with Cucumber and Sage shampoo with
43 added vitamins.

6. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

7. Condition your hair with Grapefruit Mint conditioner
enhanced with natural avacado oil. Leave on hair for fifteen
minutes.

8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten
minutes until red.

9. Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body
wash.

10. Rinse conditioner off hair (you must make sure that it has
all come off).

11. Shave armpits and legs. Consider shaving bikini area but
decide to get it waxed instead.

12. Scream loudly when your husband flushed the toilet and
you lose the water pressure.

13. Turn off the shower.

14. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots
with Tilex.

15. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent second towel.

16. Check entire body for the remotest sign of a zit, tweeze
hairs.

17. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel
on head.

18. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any
exposed areas and then sashay to bedroom to spend and hour
and a half getting dressed.

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:

1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and
leave them in a pile.

2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife along the
way, shake wiener at her making the "woo-woo" sound.

3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your
gut to see if you have pecs (no). Admire the size of your wiener
in the mirror and scratch your butt.

4. Get in the shower.

5. Don't bother to look for a washcloth (you don't use one).

6. Wash your face.

7. Wash your armpits.

8. Blow your nose in your hands, then let the water just rinse it
off.

9. Crack up at how loud your fart sounds in the shower.

10. Majority of time is spent washing your privates and
surrounding area.

11. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs on the soap
bar.

12. Shampoo your hair (do not use conditioner).

13. Make a shampoo Mohawk.

14. Peek out of shower curtain to look at yourself in the mirror
again.

15. Pee (in the shower).

16. Rinse off and get out of the shower. Fail to notice water on
the floor because you left the curtain hanging out of the tub
the whole time.

17. Partially dry off.

18. Look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles, admire wiener
size again.

19. Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the floor.

20. Leave bathroom fan and light on.

21. Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. If you
pass your wife, pull off the towel, shake wiener at her, and
make the "woo-woo" sound again.

22. Throw wet towel on the bed. Take 2 minutes to get dressed.

Better living thru over-the-counter allergy meds
[Duh_] - 04:05am Feb 1, 2001 EST (#124 of 647)

And yet another installment of the vacation rant...

When you seek revenge, dig two graves. - Proverb
[_maggie_] - 04:35am Feb 1, 2001 EST (#125 of 647)

Good column, sweets. :^)

I think I'll be gay for a day. [CooterBrown] - 06:55am
Feb 1, 2001 EST (#126 of 647)

That was pretty, Dusty.

I like women who don't wear panties. I suppose I'd better
change the subject, though.

Cold weather is back. YUCK!

[Riona] - 12:20pm Feb 1, 2001 EST (#127 of 647)

Very cool column Duhoney...

Cooter... you would like a woman who wore red wool flannel
long johns if she gave you some.*S*

I think I'll be gay for a day. [CooterBrown] - 01:37pm
Feb 1, 2001 EST (#128 of 647)

Well!

What can I say? *G*

[sjscruby] - 08:16pm Feb 1, 2001 EST (#129 of 647)

LOL, duh....sounds like soooooooooooo much fun. (ok, SOME of it
does) *gggg*

[guy montag] - 09:55pm Feb 1, 2001 EST (#130 of 647)

Uhhhhh Cooter???

Better living thru over-the-counter allergy meds
[Duh_] - 10:40pm Feb 1, 2001 EST (#131 of 647)

Did you know that I have an apparently devoted following of at
least 11 people who check every week on that column? It was
news to me...

PF's resident 'cranky pain in the butt'... [guy montag]
- 10:47pm Feb 1, 2001 EST (#132 of 647)

<cough><cough> Twelve. <cough><cough>

Well, almost every week...

Better living thru over-the-counter allergy meds
[Duh_] - 10:50pm Feb 1, 2001 EST (#133 of 647)

ahh... so your the guy at HORNDOGGIE_TELENET.....

PF's resident 'cranky pain in the butt'... [guy montag]
- 10:55pm Feb 1, 2001 EST (#134 of 647)

Huh???

Nope, not me... Uh, er, I, uh...

;)

Loligagers.... everyone of‘em... [Duh_] - 12:56am Feb 2,
2001 EST (#135 of 647)

Yeah, sure, big daddy.... (pretty soon that’ll have a WHOLE
new connotation to it...)

Put a stop to inbreeding- ban country music!!!
[charolais] - 01:04am Feb 2, 2001 EST (#136 of 647)

so what number am I?

I got new license plates.... heh heh, no hiding out anymore.

like I ever really could!

Loligagers.... everyone of‘em... [Duh_] - 01:19am Feb 2,
2001 EST (#137 of 647)

I see you on there toooo.... Noone can hide.....
Put a stop to inbreeding- ban country music!!!
[charolais] - 01:24am Feb 2, 2001 EST (#138 of 647)

heh heh heh ........

MOO.

I think I'll be gay for a day. [CooterBrown] - 06:58am
Feb 2, 2001 EST (#139 of 647)

I'm trying to decide whether to pull out some ribeyes for
supper, or thaw out that pork loin roast and smoke that sucker.

Put a stop to inbreeding- ban country music!!!
[charolais] - 07:56am Feb 2, 2001 EST (#140 of 647)

I'm trying to decide whether to pull out some
ribeyes for supper, or thaw out that pork loin
roast and smoke that sucker.

Let me help, bend over and I'll get those ribeyes yanked out.

Wouldn't you have to dry out the pork really well before you
smoke it, Coot?

Don't drop the soap. [wardaddy] - 08:31am Feb 2, 2001 EST
(#141 of 647)

It's Sauce Bolognese with pasta and a marinated vegetable salad
for me tonight. Off in a bit to make my groceries.

Susan [sjscruby] - 08:59am Feb 2, 2001 EST (#142 of 647)

ok...I guess I'm heading for Mississippi for supper---not sure
whether to go to Cooter's or Wardaddy's, though.
hmmmmmmmmm....decisions, decisions...

Endangered species...........................a [freeindividual]
- 11:05am Feb 2, 2001 EST (#143 of 647)

Q: My wife/girlfriend says I should cut down on meat and eat
more fruits and vegetables. A: Your wife just doesn't grasp
logistical efficiencies the way you do. Look, what does a cow
eat? Corn. And what's corn? A vegetable. So a steak is nothing
more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to
your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source
of field grass. And a pork chop can give you 100% of your
recommended daily allowance of slop.

I think I'll be gay for a day. [CooterBrown] - 11:11am
Feb 2, 2001 EST (#144 of 647)

Dry it out? No way! I not only keep it moist while it's smoking, I
inject the hummer beforehand.

Men argue, nature acts. ~Voltaire [surferchicklet] -
11:44pm Feb 2, 2001 EST (#145 of 647)

Well, okeydokey then... Cooter's pork butts shoot up?

I'll be passing on the barbeque... might be worse than mad cow
disease...

I have this strange yen for meatloaf... haven't had it in almost a
year... Chicklita wants to do burgers tomorrow so I can kill two
birds with one stone... or, uh... buy enough for both at any rate.

Men argue, nature acts. ~Voltaire [surferchicklet] -
11:46pm Feb 2, 2001 EST (#146 of 647)

Just wondering, Cooter... exactly how is it you tie off a vein in a
pig's ass?

{{Chicklet ...confused as to the location of the tourniqet (and
the spelling of it)}}

If you don't like to fish, you might be a commie.
[CooterBrown] - 12:38am Feb 3, 2001 EST (#147 of 647)

Chicklet, the shoulder especially will hold a lot of moisture. One
of the injections that we use is to dissolve a bunch of our rub in
water, and then inject it. I have a couple of small injectors, and
we have a large one also.

If I told you what else we used, I'd have to do something to you.
;-)

If life was fair, there would be no Martha Stewart
[wardaddy] - 11:38am Feb 3, 2001 EST (#148 of 647)

SC

I use injectors too. You fill them - as Cooter says - with a
mixture of rub mixed with water (or wine). You take the
injector and plunge it in all of the way then back it out,
squeezing out a little of the mixture at a time. It gives the meat
a wonderful flavor and makes it very moist.

This works with any meat, by the way and if you look around,
you may be able to find some marinade that is sold with the
injectors. Cajun Injector is one brand. It comes with the
injector for about $4.00. The injector itself costs $6.00-$8.00 in
the catalogs. I buy the Cajun Injector marinade, tear off the
injector, and throw the marinade away.

Vinegar and oil based salad dressings are good with chicken,
beef, and pork.

Endangered species...........................a [freeindividual]
- 05:21pm Feb 3, 2001 EST (#149 of 647)

In case ya get bored, try this

Susan [sjscruby] - 09:36pm Feb 3, 2001 EST (#150 of 647)

omigawd---I heard about that on the radio!

Endangered species...........................a [freeindividual]
- 07:09pm Feb 4, 2001 EST (#151 of 647)

K-9 letters to God

Dear God,

How come people love to smell flowers, but seldom, if ever,
smell one another? Where are their priorities?

Dear God,

When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the
same old story?

Dear God,

Excuse me, but why are there cars named after the jaguar, the
cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but
not one named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding
around? We dogs love a nice ride! I know every breed cannot
have its own model, but it would be easy to rename the Chrysler
Eagle the Chrysler Beagle!

Dear God,

If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears
him, is he still a bad dog?

Dear God,

When my foster mom's friend comes over to our house, he
smells like musk! What's he been rolling around in?

Dear God,

Is it true that in Heaven, dining room tables have on-ramps?

Dear God,

If we come back as humans, is that good or bad?

Dear God,

More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

Dear God,

When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands to
get in?

Dear God,

We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand
signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent IDs,
electromagnetic energy fields, and frisbee flight paths. What
do humans understand?

Dear God,

Are there dogs on other planets, or are we alone? I have been
howling at the moon and stars for a long time, but all I ever
hear back is the beagle across the street!

Dear God,

Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to
apologize?

Dear God,

Is it true that dogs are not allowed in restaurants because we
can't make up our minds what NOT to order? Or is it the carpets
again?

Dear God,

When my family eats dinner they always bless their food. But
they never bless mine. So, I've been wagging my tail extra fast
when they pour fill my bowl. Have you noticed my own
blessing?

Dear God,

I've always lived at the shelter and I have everything I need.
But many of the cats here have names and I don't. Could you
give me a name please? It would be good for my self-esteem.

Dear God,

The new terrier I live with just peed on the Oriental rug and I
have a feeling my family might blame me 'cuz they think I'm
jealous of this stupid dog. Since they have no sense of smell,
how can I convince them I'm innocent? Does Petsmart sell lie
detectors?

Susan [sjscruby] - 09:20pm Feb 5, 2001 EST (#152 of 647)

heh heh heh---good ones, free. *g*

Loligagers.... everyone of‘em... [Duh_] - 10:29pm Feb 5,
2001 EST (#153 of 647)

My puter didn’t come today... blue am I....

Susan [sjscruby] - 10:35pm Feb 5, 2001 EST (#154 of 647)

awwwwwwww, duh----that SUCKS!!!!!

Men argue, nature acts. ~Voltaire [surferchicklet] -
10:42pm Feb 5, 2001 EST (#155 of 647)

Maybe it'll be there tomorrow?

Loligagers.... everyone of‘em... [Duh_] - 10:58pm Feb 5,
2001 EST (#156 of 647)

But the good news is, I got my tax refund today...

Loligagers.... everyone of‘em... [Duh_] - 11:01pm Feb 5,
2001 EST (#157 of 647)

Well, they said the computer would be here in 2 to 4 weeks.
Now, by my estimation, 1 day to process order, 1 day pack it up,
1 day waiting to be delivered, 1 day to be picked up and trucked
off, 2 days to transit to my part of the country, 1 day to be
offloaded and documented, 1 day to wait, and 1 day to deliver to
my door.... that’s... seven days.... ok. I may be jumping the gun
here....

Men argue, nature acts. ~Voltaire [surferchicklet] -
11:13pm Feb 5, 2001 EST (#158 of 647)

Yay tax refund...

Uh, Duh... the way that really works tho... if they say "2 to 4
weeks.." it is like... one day for order to sit in someone's in box,
with them busy... next day for them to have the day off. Then
they get back to work, discuss with co-workers what they did
on the day off ... and worked on the in box... then after lunch
more working on in box, going back to the people who took the
orders to get numbers that weren't put on the original order.

Next day they process your order, give it to the pullers who clip
it to their pile and continue pulling other orders.

After lunch they continue pulling orders and maybe yours is
there, but probably not. So the next day they come in and it is
pulled before lunch. Then it is sent to the packers. The packers
are *packing* so they're a little slower than usual... but they
get it packed *by some miricle) the second day...

Then it sits for a day waiting to be delivered.

It goes from there to the Delivery people, to their warehouse.
Where it is tracked so that everyone knows exactly where your
package is. (It's in the warehouse... ) so then the next day it
starts to Witchita, where it waits in the warehouse a day... then
it goes out on the truck to your home...

So...

Men argue, nature acts. ~Voltaire [surferchicklet] -
11:14pm Feb 5, 2001 EST (#159 of 647)

At least 1 1/2 to 2 weeks unless some one else needs the day
off...*G*

jumping to conclusions is not like jumping rope!
[edrieanne] - 01:35am Feb 6, 2001 EST (#160 of 647)

oh, duh, if you get a little box tomorrow or wednesday, please
don't panic. your computer didn't get wet and shrink! *g*

Loligagers.... everyone of‘em... [Duh_] - 02:59am Feb 6,
2001 EST (#161 of 647)

Two questions:

A) Can guinea pigs eat hamster food and vice versa?

B) Guinea pigs can coexist peacefully with hamsters? Guinea
pigs wouldn't eat a hamster?

Loligagers.... everyone of‘em... [Duh_] - 04:29am Feb 6,
2001 EST (#162 of 647)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mourn<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

The Millenium Board is gone...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mourn<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<



If you don't like to fish, you might be a commie.
[CooterBrown] - 06:38am Feb 6, 2001 EST (#163 of 647)

Dusty, at least you don't have to wait on a branch of the
gubmint for your new puter. I turned the PR in two weeks ago,
and nothing has happened yet. It's on somebody's desk. :-(

You're crunchy and taste good with ketchup.-Dragon
[Riona] - 07:59am Feb 6, 2001 EST (#164 of 647)

Guinea Pigs need G Pig food... I do give mine a little or the
mouse's hamster food as a treat...

They need the green pellets tho... They LOVE hay... or mine
does... and that needs to be a large part of their diet ...

The hay cubes are good because they keep their teeth worn
down as well...and they need a couple of carrots a week for the
Vitamin C...

Gotta go...

Endangered species...........................a [freeindividual]
- 03:54pm Feb 6, 2001 EST (#165 of 647)

Subject: The Difference Between Republicans and
Democrats

A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street
when they came to a homeless person. The Republican gave the
homeless person his business card and told him to come to his
business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket
and gave it to the homeless person.

The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to
another homeless person, he decided to help. He walked over to
the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare
office. He then reached into the Republican's pocket and gave
the homeless person fifty dollars.

If you don't like to fish, you might be a commie.
[CooterBrown] - 03:56pm Feb 6, 2001 EST (#166 of 647)

Heehee......

Endangered species...........................a [freeindividual]
- 04:30pm Feb 6, 2001 EST (#167 of 647)

J

Loligagers.... everyone of‘em... [Duh_] - 12:16am Feb 7,
2001 EST (#168 of 647)

Update... on the am I hot or not quest.... My score is up to 4....
and I'm not even showing my tits...

And today I found out that I have ANOTHER week of vacation.
I'm thinking... MACWORLD NY in JULY!!!

[lara croft] - 01:11am Feb 7, 2001 EST (#169 of 647)

Millenium Board???????

[lara croft] - 01:13am Feb 7, 2001 EST (#170 of 647)

Oh you'll love NY in July, Duh. LOL it's uh, NY in July.

You gonna stay at the Plaza?

Loligagers.... everyone of‘em... [Duh_] - 01:42am Feb 7,
2001 EST (#171 of 647)

Millenium board... small little board that hosted my "THE TIME
IS NYE (NIGH): Y3K doomsday thread..." woe....

Big GUY and little GUY...

Loligagers.... everyone of‘em... [Duh_] - 01:46am Feb 7,
2001 EST (#172 of 647)

NY would be cool, if I had ANY money....

My PC is warm. I think the firewall is acting up.
[MsRobbie] - 01:52am Feb 7, 2001 EST (#173 of 647)

Wow! An early picture of Future President Guyling! Thanks,
New Dad and Duh, for getting that up so fast.

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 04:50am Feb 7, 2001 EST (#175 of 647)

New RANT..

1000 points of light and we got the dim one...
[SherrieG] - 09:18am Feb 7, 2001 EST (#176 of 647)

And not a WORD about Malibu or Pacific Coast Highway.

Susan [sjscruby] - 09:55am Feb 7, 2001 EST (#177 of 647)

Wow, great pic---thanx to Guy and duh! I see he has all the hair
his dad DOESN'T have. LOL

And so the wheel turns . . .firelight! [BrujaVerde] -
09:58am Feb 7, 2001 EST (#178 of 647)

Hi, Duh, sorry to hear about your little friend. I know how you
feel about critters. I hope school is going well for you! I have a
great, new family photo for your pages, I'll be sure to email to
you. Updated Halloween shot from 2000.

Don't worry, all the little critters you've loved in life are
somewhere in critter heaven, waiting for you!!

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 07:37pm Feb 7, 2001 EST (#179 of 647)

1000 points of light and we got the dim one...
[SherrieG] - 09:18am Feb 7, 2001 EST (#176 of 178)

And not a WORD about Malibu or Pacific Coast
Highway.

Ex-squeeze-me, but I think I gave you a purdy great write up in
the column before???????

Edrie, got my box of toys today. OMYGOD!! You are truly
FABULOUS!!! All the stuff was PRIMO GREAT!!! You are an ANGEL.
Next year, if you are still batting about SF, I’m taking YOU to
MacWorld - you’ve got the touch to get the REALLY COOL TOYS
.... The Doggies say THANK YOU and WE LOVE OUR BONES.. and
the MOUSEY eventually came out of his little igloo to sniff and
chew on the whatever-thing you sent it. You have outdone
yourself, my deary... I just can’t put it into words... (I’ll put a
picture of of the cool crap tonight when I get home)....

Another thing that floored me today... Usually I get about 11
hits a day on that RANT thing I do. It has gradually increased
one or two a week since I had started this. From having 11 hits
on it on Feb. 6, it jumped to having 49 hits on it today. Jumping
Jesus.... I am truly shocked....

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 07:39pm Feb 7, 2001 EST (#180 of 647)

Don't worry, all the little critters you've loved in life
are somewhere in critter heaven, waiting for you!!

Well, if they are in heaven, I hope I can get a
get-out-of-Hell-for-a-day pass to visit them. School was/is too
cool. I had to drop the morning class because I over estimated
my movtivation level at that time of day. I think in the summer
I may take that pot throwing deal.. or one of them liberal artsy
fartsy classes...

Susan [sjscruby] - 08:07pm Feb 7, 2001 EST (#181 of 647)

LOL---loved the latest rant---and I don't blame you for loving
SF---so do I!!!

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 08:11pm Feb 7, 2001 EST (#182 of 647)

Be careful, Sue, you be joining into a small, vehement, deeply
disturbed little congregation that reads the RANT... the powers
that be might take away all your credit card priviledges and
make you submit to urinalysis....

If life was fair, there would be no Martha Stewart
[wardaddy] - 08:47pm Feb 7, 2001 EST (#183 of 647)

Well, I never! I read it. Sorry that I couldn't make it.

Susan [sjscruby] - 09:20pm Feb 7, 2001 EST (#184 of 647)

YIKES!!!!

Susan [sjscruby] - 09:20pm Feb 7, 2001 EST (#184 of 648)

YIKES!!!!

Endangered species...........................a [freeindividual]
- 09:58pm Feb 7, 2001 EST (#185 of 648)

WEATHER FORECASTING

To tell the weather, go to your back door and look for the dog.

If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's probably raining.

But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is
probably raining really hard.

If the dog's fur looks like it's been rubbed the wrong way, it's
probably windy.

If the dog has snow on his back, it's probably snowing.

Of course, to be able to tell the weather like this, you have to
leave the dog outside all the time, especially if you expect bad
weather.

Sincerely, The CAT

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 10:26pm Feb 7, 2001 EST (#186 of 648)

WOOWOO. I have a web host... So, if anybody wants, you guys can
get web addies with @duhspot.com on them. Kewl, eh?

Susan [sjscruby] - 10:28pm Feb 7, 2001 EST (#187 of 648)

me!! me!! me!!! *ggg*

Endangered species...........................a [freeindividual]
- 10:28pm Feb 7, 2001 EST (#188 of 648)

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!

Susan [sjscruby] - 10:34pm Feb 7, 2001 EST (#189 of 648)

Hi, free. ;)

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 10:46pm Feb 7, 2001 EST (#190 of 648)

Susan [sjscruby] - 10:28pm Feb 7, 2001 EST (#187 of
189)

me!! me!! me!!! *ggg*

Well, you just come on down and email me... and we’ll get ya set
up!!

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 10:47pm Feb 7, 2001 EST (#191 of 648)

MUHHAAAAAA.... I am MASTER of my own DOMAIN!!!

If you don't like to fish, you might be a commie.
[CooterBrown] - 10:53pm Feb 7, 2001 EST (#192 of 648)

Hey Greenie!!

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 11:01pm Feb 7, 2001 EST (#193 of 648)

The RANT audience has set a record for hits in a single day....
for Feb. 7 (and we still have about two hours left) RANT hits
have climbed to 61.

So, what do you think is happening here since yesterday my
record high was 11? Did somebody post the URL on a porn site
or what?

Susan [sjscruby] - 11:03pm Feb 7, 2001 EST (#194 of 648)

heh heh heh...that MUST be it, duh.

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 11:11pm Feb 7, 2001 EST (#195 of 648)

It could be a government conspiracy - that carnivore sniffer
software found out about my site and dozens upon dozens of
federal agents are logging on to the RANT as we speak. Head
Justice Department officials are probably on there way to my
house right now...

FIGHT THE POWER!!! FREE DUH!!! FREE
DUH!!!!

Susan [sjscruby] - 11:16pm Feb 7, 2001 EST (#196 of 648)

hmmmmmm...sounds like I topic for the Rev....

Men argue, nature acts. ~Voltaire [surferchicklet] -
12:05am Feb 8, 2001 EST (#197 of 648)

More hits? Cool beans... *g*

Men argue, nature acts. ~Voltaire [surferchicklet] -
12:06am Feb 8, 2001 EST (#198 of 648)

Oh!

I loved reading about the trip... and congratulations on the
domain thing... going to email you now..*S*

jumping to conclusions is not like jumping rope!
[edrieanne] - 12:37am Feb 8, 2001 EST (#199 of 648)

omiGOD! Dusty, I am SOOOOOOO sorry!

I KNEW I should have sent the tee shirt from the Inauguration
protest under separate plain brown wrapper! They're looking
for ME! DANG!

quickly stuffing face to add pounds so Secret Service won't recognize
face! ........

jumping to conclusions is not like jumping rope!
[edrieanne] - 12:40am Feb 8, 2001 EST (#200 of 648)

glad you got the pack, D, "you" had a great time collecting all
that stuff! I can certainly attest to that!

And, you description of MWorld fits to a tee! It was such a blast!
Thanks for the opportunity to go - I wouldn't have done it if it
hadn't been for you!

Next year, I'd LOVE to go - but we'll have to take those portable
bags with LARGE wheels!

you know, the ones large enough to hold a "cow lookalike"! *g*

or, one of those cute reps, or......that flat monitor.......or.......

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 01:27am Feb 8, 2001 EST (#201 of 648)

We DO have a good time here, don't we....

jumping to conclusions is not like jumping rope!
[edrieanne] - 03:40am Feb 8, 2001 EST (#202 of 648)

"we" also had a great time in SF on the last FRIDAY of
MACWORLD, too! *g*

yup, and a fun time was had by ALL!

If you don't like to fish, you might be a commie.
[CooterBrown] - 06:32am Feb 8, 2001 EST (#203 of 648)

This was one of those mornings where I woke up about an hour
before the alarm is set to go off, and couldn't go back to sleep.
There was nobody to play with (as usual), so I finally got up.

Dusty, I hadn't read The Rant before. Cool!

jumping to conclusions is not like jumping rope!
[edrieanne] - 06:53am Feb 8, 2001 EST (#204 of 648)

Morning, Cooter! How's stuff?

SF was really a lot of fun, really glad to have had a chance to
get together with the PF crew - Dusty loaned me her Macworld
pass, and on Fri I got to go play her for the day! LOVED
Macworld!

If you can get out here, there may not be a Macworld, but I'm
sure those locals of us can find something to keep you
entertained!

PF's resident 'cranky pain in the butt'... [guy montag]
- 09:03am Feb 8, 2001 EST (#205 of 648)

Duh

Thanks for posting the pic... Of course, that picture doesn't do
my little boy any justice -- he's about a zillion times more
beautiful in real life... (And I say this after he's kept me up all
night, too...)

I've got over 40 pictures on the digital camera alone... Once
they're downloaded to my website, I'll post a link...

NOTE to 85lb Chihuahua": My feet are NOT chewtoys!
[edrieanne] - 09:05am Feb 8, 2001 EST (#206 of 648)

Guy, he looks just GORGEOUS to us!

congrats, big Guy!

PF's resident 'cranky pain in the butt'... [guy montag]
- 09:07am Feb 8, 2001 EST (#207 of 648)

Thanks edrie!

There's one picture my mother-in-law took of me at one point...
I've got my "New Dad" hat, my "New Dad" T-Shirt, and my "New
Dad" coffee mug... and a smile from ear to ear that would
probably set off a geiger counter... *G*

We're all hypocrites on this bus... [Rocket Man 57] -
09:08am Feb 8, 2001 EST (#208 of 648)

"Malibu or Pacific Coast Highway"

Ooops.

There goes another pair of briefs...

1000 points of light and we got the dim one...
[SherrieG] - 09:11am Feb 8, 2001 EST (#209 of 648)

I am just delighted for ya, Guy, even if you DON'T return
voicemail.

Try not to freak out when you realize there is no instruction
manual enclosed.

NOTE to 85lb Chihuahua": My feet are NOT chewtoys!
[edrieanne] - 09:11am Feb 8, 2001 EST (#210 of 648)

can't wait to see 'em! Keep us posted! (or rather, keep those PICS
posted)

If life was fair, there would be no Martha Stewart
[wardaddy] - 09:13am Feb 8, 2001 EST (#211 of 648)

I remeber my oldest son's words when my grandson was
switched to baby food after Dani had been nursing him _ "His
s**t stinks, Dad!"

PF's resident 'cranky pain in the butt'... [guy montag]
- 09:13am Feb 8, 2001 EST (#212 of 648)

Sherrie

I am just delighted for ya, Guy, even if you DON'T
return voicemail.

[scratching head]

Hmmmm... Is this a hint? It's so subtle I may have missed it...
*G*

Sherrie, baby, believe me, I would be delighted to return your
call... and I will... as soon as I can catch my breath...

Try not to freak out when you realize there is no
instruction manual enclosed.

Oh, believe me, after last night I know this explicitly... Poor
little guy insisted on waking up every hour ~ hour and a half...
*yawn*

wardaddy

I remeber my oldest son's words when my
grandson was switched to baby food after Dani
had been nursing him _ "His s**t stinks, Dad!"

Luckily, I know this little factoid already... One of the
advantages to being the last of our group of friends to have
kids... (the best advantage, of course, is the hand-me-downs and
loaners, like the gorgeous handmade crib my son is sleeping in
right now...)

We're all hypocrites on this bus... [Rocket Man 57] -
09:14am Feb 8, 2001 EST (#213 of 648)

as soon as I can catch my breath...

Haven't quit smoking?

Or just 'cheating'?

LOL

1000 points of light and we got the dim one...
[SherrieG] - 09:15am Feb 8, 2001 EST (#214 of 648)

Yeah, you have had about the last sleep-in morning you are
gonna have for the next six years or so...

PF's resident 'cranky pain in the butt'... [guy montag]
- 09:16am Feb 8, 2001 EST (#215 of 648)

Rocketman

Haven't quit smoking?

Right now I'd be unconscious if I hadn't quit smoking...

Sherrie

Yeah, you have had about the last sleep-in
morning you are gonna have for the next six
years or so...

That'd be true if Joey was going to be an only child, perhaps...
*G*

I Have Friends In Low Places [spoonbill] - 09:19am Feb 8,
2001 EST (#216 of 648)

Say Guy....are you taking any applications for prospective
Honorary GrandParents ala digital connections?

By the way, I'm still grinning for you and yours.

I've got two Grands due in March and August. Hmmmm.. 5 up at
bat and 2 on deck. I'm going broke.

We're all hypocrites on this bus... [Rocket Man 57] -
09:22am Feb 8, 2001 EST (#217 of 648)

Your wife threatened to brain ya, eh Guy?

PF's resident 'cranky pain in the butt'... [guy montag]
- 09:33am Feb 8, 2001 EST (#218 of 648)

boomer

Say Guy....are you taking any applications for
prospective Honorary GrandParents ala digital
connections?

Actually, MsRobbie has already applied to be an honorary
"Online Grandma"... You'd be a perfect bookend "Online
Grandpa"... *G*

By the way, I'm still grinning for you and yours.

Thanks man... It's been a quite hectic past few days, but I
wouldn't trade it for anything...

Rocketman

Your wife threatened to brain ya, eh Guy?

Heh heh heh. Pretty much...

Well, that and I've been running around so much the past
couple of weeks that I would have gone into an asthmatic fit...

NOTE to 85lb Chihuahua": My feet are NOT chewtoys!
[edrieanne] - 09:43am Feb 8, 2001 EST (#219 of 648)

btw, did you know that a "joey" is a baby kangaroo? Remember
that when Mom (and you, too) start packing the wee one
around in one of those cute "baby back pack bags"!

NOTE to 85lb Chihuahua": My feet are NOT chewtoys!
[edrieanne] - 09:48am Feb 8, 2001 EST (#220 of 652)

well, I'm turning into a pumpkin, so, nite all - til tonite!

have a good day, folks, and good luck on catching some
zzzzzzzzzz'z, guy! best to momma guy and the guyling.

FREE NOEL1! [Blackricco] - 07:26pm Feb 8, 2001 EST (#221 of
652)

Check out THIS site! Whew!

Endangered species...........................a [freeindividual]
- 11:34pm Feb 8, 2001 EST (#222 of 652)

Blackricco

Now THAT is a link!!!!!! (*#~ @^*)&~! for sure!!!

NOTE to 85lb Chihuahua": My feet are NOT chewtoys!
[edrieanne] - 11:39pm Feb 8, 2001 EST (#223 of 652)

AWESOME!!!

[lara croft] - 12:55am Feb 9, 2001 EST (#224 of 652)

Damn, that's the coolest site yet.

Susan [sjscruby] - 05:28am Feb 9, 2001 EST (#225 of 652)

WOW!!!

I Have Friends In Low Places [spoonbill] - 11:31am Feb 9,
2001 EST (#226 of 652)

Drew my Virus scan out of hidding.

Susan [sjscruby] - 11:57am Feb 9, 2001 EST (#227 of 652)

lolol, boomer.

And so the wheel turns . . .firelight! [BrujaVerde] -
11:58am Feb 9, 2001 EST (#228 of 652)

Hey Greenie!!<

Hi, Cooter, :) Miss you!

Yeah, you have had about the last sleep-in
morning you are gonna have for the next six
years or so... <

Oh, gawd, Sherrie, isn't that the truth. I can remember way
back when, sleep in the morning, on Saturday's sometimes till
2:00!

Never, never, ever, more..... As much as I love my twin terrors,
I HATE THEIR WAKE UP TIME!

"Momma, I wanna snuggle..."

"Okay, but it's still dark outside, go back to sleep."

{Other kid} "I want Mamma!"

"NO, I want Mamma!"

(crying now) "I want Daddy!"

"Where's my lion?"

"I want Juice."

Me - be quiet, go back to sleep, we're tired. (It's 5:30).

"No, I want juice."

(Other kid) "I want milk, HOT milk!"

Trudge*trudge*trudge*

"Okay, here's your drinks, now sleep."

"We want to watch a show!"

"Go play!, leave us alone."

"NO, WE WANT TO WATCH A SHOW!" (dual toddler cry)

Accck, no sleep.

It's terminal.

Susan [sjscruby] - 01:59pm Feb 9, 2001 EST (#229 of 652)

Dusty, when are you gonna get one of THESE??? *g*

FOX News: "We Fart - You Sniff" [Oregon_Jim] - 09:20pm
Feb 9, 2001 EST (#230 of 652)

Try this one: http://www.thinkmango.com

This is as good as it gets.

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 09:54pm Feb 9, 2001 EST (#231 of 652)

Susan [sjscruby] - 01:59pm Feb 9, 2001 EST (#229 of
230)

Dusty, when are you gonna get one of THESE??? *g*

When I sell 3 grand worth of blood...

Susan [sjscruby] - 09:54pm Feb 9, 2001 EST (#232 of 652)

Another good one, Jim...

Men argue, nature acts. ~Voltaire [surferchicklet] -
09:56pm Feb 9, 2001 EST (#233 of 652)

That's cool, OJ... Thanks...

Ricco... The *sniffer* thing set off my alarm and I bailed...
sorry...

FREE NOEL1! [Blackricco] - 10:06pm Feb 9, 2001 EST (#234 of
652)

Nice one Jim... Balthaser Studios premiers their new site on
Monday. It should be pretty interesting.

LOL Chicklet, go back and check it out. The "Movietone" news
spoof is pretty good. The whole site is pretty cool.

FOX News: "We Fart - You Sniff" [Oregon_Jim] - 10:08pm
Feb 9, 2001 EST (#235 of 652)

Blackricco

The problem with creating "cutting edge" or "bleeding edge"
web sites is trying to get the mother-f***ers to work with
Netscape 6.0.

No small feat.

Men argue, nature acts. ~Voltaire [surferchicklet] -
10:09pm Feb 9, 2001 EST (#236 of 652)

And I run Netscape...

FOX News: "We Fart - You Sniff" [Oregon_Jim] - 10:11pm
Feb 9, 2001 EST (#237 of 652)

Netscape 6.0 is a total piece of crap.

Is this the best that AOL/Time-Warner can pull off?

LMAO

Susan [sjscruby] - 10:14pm Feb 9, 2001 EST (#238 of 652)

I read today that the next release (6.1??) was available via FTP,
tho' maybe not at the web site yet...and I agree, Jim---I have
been a longtime Netscape user and fan, but I am using IE now
(and I NEVER liked IE). 6.0 totally wrecked it for me. YUCK!!!!

FOX News: "We Fart - You Sniff" [Oregon_Jim] - 10:16pm
Feb 9, 2001 EST (#239 of 652)

Susan

You're right - Netscape 6.1 is available.

But I wouldn't bother - it is still a piece of crap.
Susan [sjscruby] - 10:24pm Feb 9, 2001 EST (#240 of 652)

When I sell 3 grand worth of blood...

LOLOL

Men argue, nature acts. ~Voltaire [surferchicklet] -
10:24pm Feb 9, 2001 EST (#241 of 652)

I don't have 6.0... I heard the upgrade sucked before I had a
chance to go and get it..

I like the one I use...

I hate IE...

Susan [sjscruby] - 10:24pm Feb 9, 2001 EST (#242 of 652)

*sigh* I figgered, oj...

sc---I've got the new IE (5.5), and have had good luck with it.

FOX News: "We Fart - You Sniff" [Oregon_Jim] - 10:27pm
Feb 9, 2001 EST (#243 of 652)

The "new" Microsoft Internet Explorer (currently available for
Mac) for Windows will be featuring the new browser engine -
Tasmen - killer all the way around.

Netscape is a dead issue.

If you don't like to fish, you might be a commie.
[CooterBrown] - 10:39pm Feb 9, 2001 EST (#244 of 652)

Why anybody uses Netscape is beyond me. It SUCKS!

FOX News: "We Fart - You Sniff" [Oregon_Jim] - 10:42pm
Feb 9, 2001 EST (#245 of 652)

Cooter

Netscape was simply an argument against the DOJ's action
relative to the MicroSoft deal.

This piece of software is 4 years old - it's a joke from a web
development perspective - impossible to design "around" and
hardly worth the effort given it's market share - less than 8%.

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 10:43pm Feb 9, 2001 EST (#246 of 652)

Have I told you chowderheads that I use Netscape 4.76?

And that I love it?

And naddating can make me change...

Thanks for asking...

FOX News: "We Fart - You Sniff" [Oregon_Jim] - 10:44pm
Feb 9, 2001 EST (#247 of 652)

Just don't try to design a "high-end" web site using Netscape's
DOM.

An absolute joke.

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 10:48pm Feb 9, 2001 EST (#248 of 652)

Well. IE makes me vomit. I’ve always said that Apple should
design a Macintosh specific/optimized browser with an
integrated email client.

FOX News: "We Fart - You Sniff" [Oregon_Jim] - 10:49pm
Feb 9, 2001 EST (#249 of 652)

Duh

Look for one with Mac OS X within 6 months.

And it will not be iCab!

Good news!

Endangered species...........................a [freeindividual]
- 11:35pm Feb 9, 2001 EST (#250 of 652)

THREE ENGINEERS

There are three engineers in a car: an electrical engineer, a
chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car
engine shuts off, leaving the three engineers stranded by the
side of the road. All three engineers look at each other
wondering what could be wrong.

The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the
electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might
have occurred.

The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars, suggests
that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked
somewhere.

Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about
anything, comes up with a suggestion, "Why don`t we close all
the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and
maybe it`ll work !?"

Men argue, nature acts. ~Voltaire [surferchicklet] -
12:13am Feb 10, 2001 EST (#251 of 652)

I don't like IE because when you are looking for anything it
doesn't give you what you want... it gives you the MS storbrand
instead... and would not go to Linux built sites... (long ago..)
then it wouldn't let me download Netscape... I told it F-You...
went and got an old slow browser... went back and uninstalled
everything from IE to the help files for it, went online with the
dino browser, downloaded the 4.9 standalone, (I think that was
it) and have used it for a couple years... I haven't used IE
since... and can now get to the Linux sites I want...

I don't care for being told I can't go somewhere, or do
something..*G*

NOTE to 85lb Chihuahua": My feet are NOT chewtoys!
[edrieanne] - 01:11am Feb 10, 2001 EST (#252 of 652)

smack! SLAP! STOPIT!

BE GOOD!

clasping one hand over mouth and dragging self from thread with other
hand..............

Lights out tonight, trouble in the heartland...
[jollyollie] - 07:07am Feb 10, 2001 EST (#253 of 652)

bump

If you don't like to fish, you might be a commie.
[CooterBrown] - 09:39am Feb 10, 2001 EST (#254 of 652)

We learned on CNN last week that the U.S. Drug Enforcement
Agency has a choir which performs at various functions.
Hmmm...

The Top 14 Songs Performed by the DEA Choir

14> Amazing Grass

13> Don't Sell It On The Mountain

12> I Can Seize Clearly Now

11> Don't Cry For Me, Noriega

10> Who Let The Drug Dogs out?

9> Take Me To The Reefer

8> Help Me, Ganja

7> 99 Vials Of Crack On The Wall

6> You Dropped A Bong On Me

5> I Fought The Law, And The Law Went Medieval On My Ass

4> Tie A Yellow Ribbon (Round the Whole Crime Scene)

3> Hey, 'Lude

2> Shoot Me Up Before You Go-Go

and the Number 1 Song Performed by the DEA Choir...

1> Yakety Yak, Don't Smoke Crack

Men argue, nature acts. ~Voltaire [surferchicklet] -
01:32pm Feb 10, 2001 EST (#255 of 652)

Almost exactly 8 years ago it happened... My best friend called
me to and see her newest *foster dog*... an 11 month old Great
Dane. His owner had the pup and the mother, and due to a
divorce couldn't keep them both, so my friend took him *long
enough to find him a good home.*

This isn't Dom, but it is similar... Harlequin Dane Dom is much
better looking, IMO...

We went up to her house to see him... and since I didn't know
this one after I got out of the car Chicklita climbed out on my
side as well, I got my bag from the car, and turned to see the
*pup* trotting up to Chicklita... and looking down at her...

Eye contact was made, her face was washed with one swipe of
his tongue, and she threw her arms around his neck... Instant
friends.

Over the last 8 years Domino, a harlequin dane, has protected
her from any thing he has seen as a threat... including my
friend's sons, cats and the other dogs... and they have spent a
lot of time just leaning against each other gazing into space...

He's huge and protective but extremely good natured... 2 years
ago he had to have his tail amputated because he wags it too
much... he bashed it into something sharp ... and the bandages,
stitches and so on kept breaking open because he continued to
bash it...

Domino is an old dane now at 9 years old... the giant dogs don't
live as long most of the time...

We are on our way up to see Dommie for what might be the last
time... He fell down the stairs last night and has some blood in
his urine... His kidneys haven't been in the best of shape and
we're afraid they are shutting down now...

He's going to the dog hospital for blood work and other tests,
and if that's the case he'll be put to sleep on Monday.

Chicklita is devastated... And I am not in a real good mood my
self...
Endangered species...........................a [freeindividual]
- 02:47pm Feb 10, 2001 EST (#256 of 652)

surferchicklet

I'm sorry to hear about Dom, for all 3 of your sakes.

Irony: Your mother calling you a son of a bitch
[wardaddy] - 03:37pm Feb 10, 2001 EST (#257 of 652)

Sorry to hear about Dom, chicklet. Great Danes are wonderful
dogs.

Endangered species...........................a [freeindividual]
- 06:10pm Feb 10, 2001 EST (#258 of 652)

Little Tommy's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their
local police station. There they saw pictures tacked to a big
bulletin board. The label clearly read, "The 10 Most Wanted"

One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really
was the photo of a wanted person.

"Yes," said the policeman, "the detectives want him very badly."

So Little Tommy asked, while tugging on the man's belt, "Um,
mister, why didn't you keep them when you took their
pictures?"

Show Bush the door in 2004 [Ferret Mike] - 06:11pm Feb
10, 2001 EST (#259 of 652)

Sory to hear about your canine kid Duh. I appreciate how bad
that make you feel.

Men argue, nature acts. ~Voltaire [surferchicklet] -
06:52pm Feb 10, 2001 EST (#260 of 652)

Uh, Mike, that was me, Chicklet..

And thanks guys... He's not feeling well, you can tell, but he's
still a sweetie... I hope this is something fixable...

The shorter life span is about the only reason I have for telling
Sara, *No... we will not be getting a Dane.* This one is not
*our* dog... and technically the friends aren't even family...
but they are more family than most my *real* family... and
Domino is our dog friend... Sara has had him around as long as
she can remember... We took some pics ... we'll post them later
maybe...

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 03:09am Feb 11, 2001 EST (#261 of 652)

Hey OJ. If your on I have a frames question....

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 04:14am Feb 11, 2001 EST (#262 of 652)

Well. Change your bookmarks. It's official. The site has moved
to www.duhspot.com. WOOWOO.

Picture pages have a new format and have moved to here:
http://www.duhspot.com/PET/pets.html... I haven't figured out
a way to get the pictures to center and have a white
background without making a hundred little html documents....
and of course, this thing is a work in progress... always...

NOTE to 85lb Chihuahua": My feet are NOT chewtoys!
[edrieanne] - 04:18am Feb 11, 2001 EST (#263 of 652)

monrin' Duh!

did you get my baby's pics?

like the new "spot"! Are you up for a "commercial enterprise"?
*g*

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 04:19am Feb 11, 2001 EST (#264 of 652)

I gottem... get them up soon. I just did this thing...

Commercial? You mean making some money... SURE...

NOTE to 85lb Chihuahua": My feet are NOT chewtoys!
[edrieanne] - 04:25am Feb 11, 2001 EST (#265 of 652)

Hmmmmm, what sorta commission do ya want on "estate
jewelry" and fine silver and gold and pearls and diamonds and
stuff! *ggg*
My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others

[Duh_] - 04:29am Feb 11, 2001 EST (#266 of 652)

What do I have to do?

NOTE to 85lb Chihuahua": My feet are NOT chewtoys!
[edrieanne] - 05:00am Feb 11, 2001 EST (#267 of 652)

sorry for the delay in answering, was saving the bottom
threads.......

uh, how about a spot on your website, host, dearest? I'll set it up
from here! will post you more later - bar is closing and I'll be
off for about 30 min.

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 05:03am Feb 11, 2001 EST (#268 of 652)

send me details... Don't know about commission. How about low
cost rent?

Oh and to you other people, I forgot who wanted duhspot
emails.... so you have to email me again...

NOTE to 85lb Chihuahua": My feet are NOT chewtoys!
[edrieanne] - 06:45am Feb 11, 2001 EST (#269 of 652)

.

FOX News: "We Fart - You Sniff" [Oregon_Jim] - 01:12pm
Feb 11, 2001 EST (#270 of 652)

Duh

Frames? As in Frames in HTML 4.0 or Framesets as it relates to
Adobe GoLive?

1000 points of light and we got the dim one...
[SherrieG] - 01:19pm Feb 11, 2001 EST (#271 of 652)

Dusty, when you click on some of the pictures (glencar's was
the first one I noticed) the gif opens up over the list. You can
continue by clicking the back button on the toolbar though.

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 08:04pm Feb 11, 2001 EST (#272 of 652)

FOX News: "We Fart - You Sniff" [Oregon_Jim] -
01:12pm Feb 11, 2001 EST (#270 of 271)

Duh

Frames? As in Frames in HTML 4.0 or Framesets as it
relates to Adobe GoLive?

Framesets in Golive. On the new, revamped picture pages, I
have a frameset where the jpgs appear to the right of the
listing. But I would like for them to be centered within the
frame and on a white background. Can't figure out how to do
this without making an HTML doc for each jpg... Also, I can't
center the homepage with out the layers that hold, for example,
the free speech animation not moving relative with the image.

1000 points of light and we got the dim one...
[SherrieG] - 01:19pm Feb 11, 2001 EST (#271 of 271)

Dusty, when you click on some of the pictures
(glencar's was the first one I noticed) the gif opens
up over the list. You can continue by clicking the
back button on the toolbar though.

All fixed.

Edrie. I can offer page design and maintence and email, for a
minimal rental fee.

FOX News: "We Fart - You Sniff" [Oregon_Jim] - 11:15pm
Feb 11, 2001 EST (#273 of 652)

Duh

Do you want the pictures to appear on a "MOUSEOVER" or
"OnClick" trigger?

Also for absolute position I would recommend GoLive's
"Floating Box" feature to hold the JPEG files and whose
"Visibility" can be turned off and triggered "ON" via
"MOUSEOVER" or "OnClick" - your choice.

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 02:52am Feb 12, 2001 EST (#274 of 652)

Jim

The pictures should appear in the frame after cliking the link.
If worse comes to worse, I would just be happy in changing the
background of the frames all to white. Tried specifying that in
the code, too, but it doesn't seem to work.

Floating box, eh??

NOTE to 85lb Chihuahua": My feet are NOT chewtoys!
[edrieanne] - 03:07am Feb 12, 2001 EST (#275 of 652)

hmmmmmmmmm, sounds VERRRRRY intriguing!

I'll email you - I'm about a month out from being up and
runnin - still working out how and what I want to do with the
site.

I'm definitely interested in hearing what you have going
on.......and I LIKE the idea of GreyWolfDesigns@duhspot.com -
has a nice ring to it, doncha think?

It'll be about a week before I can really get down to spelling out
what I'm looking for - let me put it together and then we'll toss
it over!

inter arma silent leges [Q] - 06:51am Feb 12, 2001 EST (#276
of 652)

- Unregulated Bump

-

Endangered species...........................a [freeindividual]
- 11:29am Feb 12, 2001 EST (#277 of 652)

IDIOTS IN SERVICE

This week, all our office phones went dead and I had to contact
the telephone repair people. They promised to be out between
8:00 a.m. and 7:00 p.m. When I asked if they could give me a
smaller time window, the pleasant gentleman asked, "Would you
like us to call you before we come?" I replied that I didn't see
how he would be able to do that, since our phones weren't
working. He also re- quested that we report future outages by
email (Does YOUR email work without a telephone line?).

IDIOTS AT WORK:

I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the
clerk noticed I had never signed my name on the back of the
credit card. She informed me that she could not complete the
transaction unless the card was signed. When I asked why, she
explained that it was necessary to compare the signature I had
just signed on the receipt. So I signed the credit card in front of
her.She carefully compared the signature to the one I had just
signed on the receipt. As luck would have it, they matched.

IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD:

I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor
call the local township administrative office to request the
removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: too
many deer were being hit by cars and he didn't want them to
cross there anymore.

IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE:

My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She
asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He
said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.

IDIOTSIGHTING #1:

I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport
employee asked, "Has anyone put any- thing in your baggage
without your knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was without
my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled knowingly and
nodded, "That's why we ask."

IDIOT SIGHTING #2:

The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the
street. I was crossing with an intellectectually-challenged
coworker of mine when she asked if I knew what the buzzer
was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light
is red.Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people
doing driving?!"

IDIOT SIGHTING #3:

At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear co-worker who was
leaving the company due to "downsizing," our manager
commented cheerfully, "This is fun. We should do this more
often." Not a word was spoken. We all just looked at each other
with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.

IDIOT SIGHTING #4:

I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back
into itself and for the life of her couldn't understand why her
system would not turn on.

IDIOT SIGHTING #5:

When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to
pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We
went to the service department and found a mechanic working
feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from
the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and
discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the
technician, "It's open!" To which he replied, "I know - I already
got that side.

Endangered species...........................a [freeindividual]
- 06:54pm Feb 13, 2001 EST (#278 of 652)

Does this remind anyone of someone that might occasionally
visit these boards???? *G*

The hamster story:

If you have raised kids, and gone through the pet syndrome
including toilet-flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below
will have you laughing out LOUD!!!

Overview: I had to take my son's hamster to the vet. Here's what
happened:

Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there
was "something wrong" with one of the two hamsters he holds
prisoner in his room.

"He's just lying there looking sick," he told me.

"Oldest trick in the book, son," I informed him. "You go in to see
what's wrong with the sick one and the other one sneaks up
behind you and bonks you on the head. Then they change into
your clothes and escape."

"I'm serious, Dad. Can you help?"

I put my best hamster-healer expression on my face and
followed him into his bedroom. One of the little rodents was
indeed lying on his back, looking distressed. I immediately
knew what to do. Call the professional.

"Honey," I called, "come look at the hamster!"

"Oh, my gosh," my wife diagnosed after a minute. "She's having
babies."

"What?" my son demanded. "But their names are Bert and Ernie,
Mom!"

I was equally outraged. "Hey, how can that be? I thought we
said we didn't want them to reproduce," I accused my wife.

"Well, what did you want me to do, post a sign in their cage?"
she inquired. (I actually think she said this sarcastically!)

"No, but you were supposed to get two boys!" I reminded her, (in
my most loving, calm, sweet voice).

"Yeah, Bert and Ernie!" my son agreed.

"Well, it's just a little hard to tell on some guys," she informed
me. (Again with the sarcasm, you think?)

By now the rest of the family had gathered to see what was
going on. I shrugged, deciding to make the best of it. "Kids, this
is going to be a wondrous experience," I announced. "We're
about to witness the miracle of birth."

"OH, Gross!", they shrieked.

"Well, isn't THAT just Great!" what are we going to do with a
litter of tiny little hamster babies?" my wife wanted to know. (I
really do think she was being snotty here, too. Don't you?)

"Well, when my parents' dogs had puppies, I took them up to
the grocery store in a cardboard box and gave them away," I
recalled.

"So what are you going to do, go up with a pair of tweezers so
people can pick out their hamster?" she asked. (Gotta love her!)

We peered at the patient. After much struggling, what looked
like a tiny foot would appear briefly, vanishing a scant second
later. "We don't appear to be making much progress," I noted.

"A breech birth," my wife whispered, horrified. "Do something,
Dad!" my son urged.

"Okay, okay." Squeamishly, I reached in and grabbed the foot
when it next appeared, giving it a gingerly tug. It disappeared.
I tried again, with the same results.

"Should I dial 911?" my eldest daughter wanted to know. "Maybe
they could talk us through the trauma." (You see a pattern here
with my females?)

"Let's get Ernie to the vet," I said grimly. We drove to the vet
with my son holding the cage in his lap.

"Breathe, Ernie, breathe," he urged. "I don't think hamsters do
Lamaze," his mother noted to him. (Women can be so cruel to
their own young. I mean what she does to me is one thing, but
this boy is "of her womb", for God's sake.)

The vet took Ernie back to the examining room and peered at
the little animal through a magnifying glass.

"What do you think, Doc, an epidermal?" I suggested
scientifically.

"Oh, very interesting," he murmured. "Mr. and Mrs. Cameron,
may I speak to you privately for a moment?" I gulped, nodding
for my son to step outside.

"Is Ernie going to be okay?" my wife asked.

"Oh, perfectly," the vet assured us. "This hamster is not in
labor. In fact, that isn't EVER going to happen...Ernie is a boy."

"What!?"

"You see, Ernie is a young male. And occasionally, as they come
into maturity, male hamsters will, master, er, er, ah..." He
blushed, glancing at my wife. "Well, you know what I'm saying,
Mr. Cameron."

We were silent, absorbing this. "So Ernie's just...just...excited?",
my wife offered.

"Exactly," the vet replied, relieved that we understood. More
silence.

Then my vicious, cruel woman started to giggle. And giggle.
And then even laugh loudly.

What's so funny?" I demanded, knowing, but not believing that
the woman I married would commit the upcoming affront to my
flawless Manliness.

Tears were now running down her face. "Just...that...I'm
picturing you pulling on its ... its...teeny little.. " she gasped for
more air to bellow in laughter once more.

"That's enough," I warned. We thanked the Veterinarian and
hurriedly bundled the hamsters and our son back into the car.
He was glad everything was going to be okay.

"I know Ernie's really thankful for what you've done, Dad," he
told me.

"Oh, you have NO idea," my wife agreed, collapsing into
laughter as I gave her a dirty look. (And women have the gall
to go though the marriage ceremony with a straight face!)

EC?

Susan [sjscruby] - 06:58pm Feb 13, 2001 EST (#279 of 652)

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fred69] - 07:06pm Feb 13, 2001 EST (#280 of 652)

Freeindividual-

Thanks for the laughs!
Endangered species...........................a [freeindividual]
- 07:42pm Feb 13, 2001 EST (#281 of 652)

fred69

You're very welcome, glad I'm around to be able to do it. *G*

Dave works hard at the plant, puts in a lot of overtime, and then
spends most evenings bowling, playing basketball or working
out at the gym. His wife, Mary, thinks he is pushing himself too
hard, so, for his birthday, she takes him to a local strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave, how
ya doing?"

Mary is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh
no," says Dave. "He works out at the gym with me."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual
Budweiser. Mary is now becoming uncomfortable and says,
"You must come here a lot for that woman to know you drink
Budweiser."

"No, honey, she's in the Ladies Bowling League. We share lanes
with them."

A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms
around Dave. "Hi Davey," she says, "want your usual table
dance?"

Mary, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Dave follows and spots his wife getting into a cab. Before Mary
can slam the door, Dave jumps in beside her. Right away she
starts screaming at him.

The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a
real bitch tonight, Dave."

Men argue, nature acts. ~Voltaire [surferchicklet] -
08:55pm Feb 13, 2001 EST (#282 of 652)

Hamster...

BWhahahahahahahaha

[lara croft] - 10:26pm Feb 13, 2001 EST (#283 of 652)

Endangered species...........................a
[freeindividual] - 07:42pm Feb 13, 2001 EST (#281
of 282) fred69

You're very welcome, glad I'm around to be able
to do it. *G*

I'm glad you're around too.

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 10:30pm Feb 13, 2001 EST (#284 of 652)

Hey, how does everybody like the new picture pages?? Just
wondering. www.duhspot.com.... You have to use this to
navigate to it. Almost none of the the header links are right
anymore...

I Have Friends In Low Places [spoonbill] - 10:35pm Feb
13, 2001 EST (#285 of 652)

Hmmm...how do I get it to work?

I Have Friends In Low Places [spoonbill] - 10:38pm Feb
13, 2001 EST (#286 of 652)

I can get Rant but the others tell me come back again when you
got the right stuff.

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 10:41pm Feb 13, 2001 EST (#287 of 652)

Hmmm.

Here is the picture pages:
http://www.duhspot.com/FLK/FLK.html

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 10:43pm Feb 13, 2001 EST (#288 of 652)

Picture pages are in frames (but then again so it the Rant)...
You need flash to view the opening animation, but you can
click on the broken animation link thing to get to the home
page. You need java to see the rollover links.

Good god, is everybody having problems too?

Endangered species...........................a [freeindividual]
- 10:54pm Feb 13, 2001 EST (#289 of 652)

Duh_

New pages are great!!!!!!!

I Have Friends In Low Places [spoonbill] - 10:57pm Feb
13, 2001 EST (#290 of 652)

OK I got it to work after a number of clicks to get it...Nice work
just the same. Couldn't you have taken about 10 pounds off me?
My white sideburns make my face wider than....oh what the
hell.

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 12:43am Feb 14, 2001 EST (#291 of 652)

crap.crap.crap. My main email is down.... whatta turdy
situation...

[lara croft] - 12:48am Feb 14, 2001 EST (#292 of 652)

Sorry Duh, I know I hate that when it happens to me.

Pisses me off, seriously.

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 12:52am Feb 14, 2001 EST (#293 of 652)

ah, well. I guess nows the time to play with my domain email...

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 12:53am Feb 14, 2001 EST (#294 of 652)

...I was wondering where all my email went. I usually average
around 250 a day, and when I went to check, I had zero... at
first, I thought I was dead....

[lara croft] - 12:57am Feb 14, 2001 EST (#295 of 652)

Pinch yourself. If it hurts you ain't dead.

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 12:58am Feb 14, 2001 EST (#296 of 652)

I want lots of booze at my funeral.... and chocolate cake...

[lara croft] - 12:59am Feb 14, 2001 EST (#297 of 652)

LOl I took out the funeral part, thought it might be taken the
wrong way.

I must be getting soft, eh? LOL I didn't want you to take it the
wrong way.

[lara croft] - 01:00am Feb 14, 2001 EST (#298 of 652)

I'm mildly considering buying a winery to support my
retirement plans. LOL so I could definitely provide the booze
part.

You'll have to speak with Hersheys about the rest of that.

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 01:06am Feb 14, 2001 EST (#299 of 652)

A winery, eh? My god, you’ve just shot up to the TOP of the list
of Humans-I-Won’t-Whack-When-I-Snap....

[lara croft] - 01:08am Feb 14, 2001 EST (#300 of 652)

LOL well, that'd be numero uno reasono to send you a case-o or
dos of my best Merlo.

If I ever do become a vintner.
I value everyone's input, including the morons'.
[MsRobbie] - 01:14am Feb 14, 2001 EST (#301 of 652)

Would "Merlo" sometimes be spelled "Merlot"?

They're selling postcards of the hanging... [DaveGin]
- 01:17am Feb 14, 2001 EST (#302 of 652)

No, Ms. R., I think Lara is thinking of the Merlo that comes in a
twist-cap bottle.

I value everyone's input, including the morons'.
[MsRobbie] - 01:22am Feb 14, 2001 EST (#303 of 652)

Merlo Thomas as "That Wine!"

(Man, you gotta be old to have a clue about that one.)

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 01:24am Feb 14, 2001 EST (#304 of 652)

I have a clue about that.... Of course I wasn't around during that
big Jesus thing, and I've heard of him, too...

I value everyone's input, including the morons'.
[MsRobbie] - 01:28am Feb 14, 2001 EST (#305 of 652)

Wasn't he the guy who spoke in red letters?

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 01:30am Feb 14, 2001 EST (#306 of 652)

Red letters? I dunno 'bout that, but didn't he front Lynard
Skynard for a while?

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 01:32am Feb 14, 2001 EST (#307 of 652)

Yea, now is the time we must give praise and glory and lacey
underwear to the one we call DAVE, for, yea, unto us he has
blessed this thread by correcting thy linkith headers with the
correcthith coding. Praise be, thee, Holy Dave, praise be ye who
holdeth the key to our righteous linkages...

I value everyone's input, including the morons'.
[MsRobbie] - 01:40am Feb 14, 2001 EST (#308 of 652)

Hallelujah, and pass the Actifed!

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 01:43am Feb 14, 2001 EST (#309 of 652)

No sermon... not yet... gotta get home... just a mini-praise for
DAVE.... Anyway, I'm thinking of retiring Rev. Duh... the old
gal is just not funny anymore...

Endangered species...........................a [freeindividual]
- 01:05pm Feb 14, 2001 EST (#310 of 652)

Swimmers?

A blonde, a red head and a brunette were competing in the
English Channel Breast Stroke Competition.

The redhead won and the brunette came in second. However,
there was no sign of the final contestant. Hours and hours went
by causing grave concern and worry. Just as everyone was
losing hope, the blonde finally arrived.

The crowd was extremely happy and relieved to see her. They
embraced the young girl as she came ashore. After all of the
excitement died down, she leaned over to the judge and
whispered, "I hate to be a bad loser, but I think those other
girls used their arms."

Sexual Exhaustion

A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's
final exam.

She tells the class there would be no excuse for not showing up,
except for serious injury, illness, or a death in the student's
immediate family.

A smart-ass jock in the back of the room asks, "What about
extreme sexual exhaustion?

The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and
snickering.

When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at
the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "You can write
with your other hand."


Endangered species...........................a [freeindividual]
- 09:17pm Feb 14, 2001 EST (#311 of 652)

Is it my deodorant that keeps everyone away????

Signs of Menopause

Hot Flashes ~ You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.

Mood Swings ~ Your husband jokes that instead of buying a
wood stove, he is using you to heat the family room this winter.
Rather than just saying you are not amused, you shoot him.

Memory Loss ~ You write post-it notes with your kids' names on
them, and stick them to each kid's forehead.

Irritability ~ Your husband chirps, "Hi honey, I'm home." and
your reply is, "Well, if it isn't Ozzie f**king Nelson."

Sleeplessness ~ The Phenobarbital dose that wiped out the
Heaven's Gate Cult gives you four hours of decent rest.

Fatigue ~ You find guacamole in your hair after a Mexican
dinner.

Mild Incontinence ~ You change your underwear after every
sneeze.

Sudden Weight Gain ~ You need Jaws Of Life to help you out of
your car after returning home from an Italian restaurant.

Female Hormone Deficiency ~ You take a sudden inter

Endangered species...........................a [freeindividual]
- 12:25pm Feb 15, 2001 EST (#312 of 652)

Oh, the sacrilege of it all!

Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven, where they are met at
the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. He says, "Ladies, you all led such
wonderful lives, that I'm granting you six months to go back to
earth and be anyone you want to be."

The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;" and *poof*
she's gone.

The second says, "I want to be Madonna;" and *poof* she's
gone.

The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini."

St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?." he says.

"Sara Pipalini;" replies the nun.

St. Peter shakes his head and says; "I'm sorry, but that name
just doesn't ring a bell."

The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it
to St. Peter.

He reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her
and says.... "No sister, this says 'Sahara Pipeline' was laid by
1,900 men in 6 months."

Men argue, nature acts. ~Voltaire [surferchicklet] -
06:14pm Feb 15, 2001 EST (#313 of 652)

Ok, the end of the menopause one escapes me..*S*

Duh...

Jesus thing..* LOLOLOLOL

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
[CooterBrown] - 06:16pm Feb 15, 2001 EST (#314 of 652)

I need a massage. Is this where I get one?

supercalefragilisticmu'f'unalidocious II [Rocket Man
57] - 06:18pm Feb 15, 2001 EST (#315 of 652)

And for God's sakes, answer Cooter straight...

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 06:57pm Feb 15, 2001 EST (#316 of 652)

Cooter... RE: Massages...

Men argue, nature acts. ~Voltaire [surferchicklet] -
09:37pm Feb 15, 2001 EST (#317 of 652)

Hey Duh... How's Brown Mousie doing?

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 12:36am Feb 16, 2001 EST (#318 of 652)

Ah. He’s being friendlier to me and the dogs, not as afraid or
skiddish. I think even sometimes he stands there and stares at
me because he wants to be pet. Or he could just have gone nuts.
His brain’s the size of a small pea, so god knows what is going
on up there...

Endangered species...........................a [freeindividual]
- 10:17am Feb 16, 2001 EST (#319 of 652)

His brain’s the size of a small pea,

Ya sure ya got the gender right? *G*

Endangered species...........................a [freeindividual]
- 11:26am Feb 16, 2001 EST (#320 of 652)

A husband asks his wife, "You want to try a different position
tonight?"

The wife replies, "That's a good idea. Why don't you stand at the
sink and do the dishes and I'll sit on the sofa and fart."

[Panther V] - 12:43am Feb 17, 2001 EST (#321 of 652)

Anyone Home?..... Guess they joined the carnival.

Endangered species...........................a [freeindividual]
- 10:35pm Feb 19, 2001 EST (#322 of 652)

Dr. Laura's competition can be found here at Dr. Rosie's
Gender Translator. Yup! Gospel!

Put a stop to inbreeding- ban country music!!!
[charolais] - 07:58pm Feb 21, 2001 EST (#323 of 652)

wondered where this went.

Susan [sjscruby] - 08:05pm Feb 21, 2001 EST (#324 of 652)

buried by bill...

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 09:14pm Feb 21, 2001 EST (#325 of 652)

<Ok, posting strike over>

Susan [sjscruby] - 08:05pm Feb 21, 2001 EST (#324 of
324)

buried by bill...

..naw, that was too mean......

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 09:17pm Feb 21, 2001 EST (#326 of 652)

Update:

Got a hamster...
Hamster escaped...
Hamster back again...
Brown Mousey has carrot diarrhea....

Susan [sjscruby] - 09:24pm Feb 21, 2001 EST (#327 of 652)

omigawd, duh....glad hamster is back, but hope brown mousey
gets better soon!!!!

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 10:08pm Feb 21, 2001 EST (#328 of 652)

BM overindulged on the carrot shavings. Funny thing, he’s
pretty wary of the teeny tiny little hamster... runs away every
time I put little mousey in the cage...

Susan [sjscruby] - 10:11pm Feb 21, 2001 EST (#329 of 652)

sounds like my kitties...the "old" one (Lexie) is mostly
intimidated by the "baby" LOL

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 10:17pm Feb 21, 2001 EST (#330 of 652)

At least he’s not trying to hump the little guy....

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 10:18pm Feb 21, 2001 EST (#331 of 652)

My first MOVIE...

Susan [sjscruby] - 10:23pm Feb 21, 2001 EST (#332 of 652)

Will check that out in a bit---am on napster, downloading one,
and one outgoing, and only have a slow connection. *ggg*

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 11:15pm Feb 21, 2001 EST (#333 of 652)

Mousey Movie

Ain't he cute...

[lara croft] - 11:23pm Feb 21, 2001 EST (#334 of 652)

They're selling postcards of the hanging...
[DaveGin] - 01:17am Feb 14, 2001 EST (#302 of
333) No, Ms. R., I think Lara is thinking of the
Merlo that comes in a twist-cap bottle.

LOL, close, but if you pay more than $1.99 it doesn't come in a
box.

If you pay more than $2.99 it usually comes in a bottle, with a
cork.

If you pay more than $2.99 a bottle, it comes with a "T."

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 11:24pm Feb 21, 2001 EST (#335 of 652)

Red wine over Froot Loops.... breakfast of champions....

[lara croft] - 11:32pm Feb 21, 2001 EST (#336 of 652)

Dessert.

Put a stop to inbreeding- ban country music!!!
[charolais] - 11:53pm Feb 21, 2001 EST (#337 of 652)

that is a cute, hell.... is that a guinea pig???

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 12:08am Feb 22, 2001 EST (#338 of 652)

Nope. Hamster. TEENYTINY hamster...

Good god, if I had enough cash, I get me one of these babies...

[lara croft] - 12:19am Feb 22, 2001 EST (#339 of 652)

Looks like one of my 60s hallucinations.

Put a stop to inbreeding- ban country music!!!
[charolais] - 12:21am Feb 22, 2001 EST (#340 of 652)

Looks like one of my 60s hallucinations.

ditto, only mine was in the 70s, early 70s.

dang.

cute hampster, Duh.... very cute.

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 12:23am Feb 22, 2001 EST (#341 of 652)

Hopefully, his life expectancy will be just a little longer than
the last set of hammies I had...

[lara croft] - 12:24am Feb 22, 2001 EST (#342 of 652)

Uhhhhh, me too. Hope, that is.

Just because I love you, Dave. [SherrieG] - 12:28am Feb
22, 2001 EST (#343 of 652)

Well, we lost Sarah about a week ago, but we put Precious in
with Blackie soooo in a few weeks we'll have a new crop.

FOX News: "We Fart - You Sniff" [Oregon_Jim] - 12:34am
Feb 22, 2001 EST (#344 of 652)

Duh

iMac's at $1,199.00 with a CD-RW??

WOW!

WHodda guessed?

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 12:36am Feb 22, 2001 EST (#345 of 652)

I knew the atomic iMac was coming.... but I LOVE the new
cases...

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 01:46am Feb 22, 2001 EST (#346 of 652)

Love Napster... Just downloaded this:

Cos I'm a Blonde!

Because I am blonde, I don't have to think,

I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks.

I don't have to worry about getting a man,

If I keep this blonde, and keep these tanned.

Cos I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah...(x2)

I see people working and it just makes me
giggle,

I don't have to work, I just have to jiggle.

Cos I'm a blonde B-L-O-N-D,

Cos I'm a blonde don't you wish you were me?

I never learn to read, and I never learn to cook,

Why should I bother when I look like I look.

I know lot's of people are smarter than me,

But I have this philosophy,...(SO WHAT!)

Cos I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah

Hasty girls without a date, I feel so sorry for them,

Cos whenever I'm around, all the guys ignore 'em.

Cos I'm a blonde nah nah nah (x2)

They say to make it you need talent and ambition,

Well, I got a TV show, and this is my audition...

(spoken):-umm ooh ooh What was it? ok, don't tell
me, oh yeah, ok:

"DUCK MAGNUM! DUCK!"

Cos I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah (x2)

I took an IQ test, and I flunked it of course,

I can't spell VW, but I got a porsche.

Cos I'm a blonde B-L-O-N-D

Cos I'm a blonde, don't you wish you were me?

(SPEECH):-I just want to say a big CHILL to this
months Miss August, it's a compliment that I can
remember for as long as I can. Right now I'm a
freshman on my fourth year at UCLA, but my goal is
to become a veterinarian cos I love children!

Cos I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah

Cos we're all blondes yeah yeah yeah

Girls think I'm snotty, and maybe it's true,

With my hair and body, you would be too!

Cos I'm a blonde B-L ...I don't know!

Blonde yeah yeah yeah.......(Fade out)


FREE NOEL1 and TORTDOG! NO JUSTICE, NO PEACE!
[Blackricco] - 01:50am Feb 22, 2001 EST (#347 of 652)

Who does that "BLOND" song?

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 01:54am Feb 22, 2001 EST (#348 of 652)

Julie Brown, now a plump little girly on "Strip Mall" on Comedy
Central...

Endangered species...........................a [freeindividual]
- 05:49pm Feb 22, 2001 EST (#350 of 652)

Oops!

It's Saturday morning and John's just about to set off on a
round of golf when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife
that the guy who fixes the washing machine is coming around
at noon. So John heads back to the clubhouse and phones home.

"Hello?" says a little girl's voice.

"Hi, honey, it's Daddy," says John. "Is Mommy near the phone?"

"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Fred."

After a brief pause, John says, "But you haven't got an Uncle
Fred, honey!"

"Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy!"

"Okay, then. Here's what I want you do. Put down the phone,
run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout in to
Mommy and Uncle Fred that my car's just pulled up outside the
house."

"Okay, Daddy!" A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to
the phone. "Well, I did what you said, Daddy."

"And what happened?"

"Well, Mommy jumped out of bed and ran around screaming,
then she tripped over the rug and went out the front window
and now she's all dead."

"Oh, my God! What about Uncle Fred?"

"He jumped out of bed too, and he was all scared, and he jumped
out the back window into the swimming pool. But he must have
forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he
hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's dead too."

There is a long pause. "Swimming pool? Is this 555-3097?"

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 09:27pm Feb 22, 2001 EST (#351 of 652)

Why the period post??? I’ve been seening those all over...

FOX News: "We Fart - You Sniff" [Oregon_Jim] - 09:34pm
Feb 22, 2001 EST (#352 of 652)

Duh

For what it's worth - the Mac version of the "Opera" browser
(Beta) is available.

There's a link at www.maccentral.com

Very, very, very fast - and has some rather "odd" Preference
Settings.

Enjoy!

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 09:36pm Feb 22, 2001 EST (#353 of 652)

Cool. I’ve been looking for that on and off for a while now...

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 09:41pm Feb 22, 2001 EST (#354 of 652)

BTW, the special Friday DAVE WORSHIP service will be held
promptly when the kegs and barbecue get here. So practice
your "DAVE IS A GOD" chant and come in your best (and
cleanest) pair of underpants...

They're selling postcards of the hanging... [DaveGin]
- 09:48pm Feb 22, 2001 EST (#355 of 652)

Hey, no clean underwear on my account.

Duh, if you have any further questions, feel free to email me.
(Questions about the NightOwl stuff, not underwear.)

Oh, hell, ask me about underwear too.

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 09:51pm Feb 22, 2001 EST (#356 of 652)

Nope. I have found satisfaction. I find you fair-minded,
honorable Solomon-like prince among men who I find
arousing in a cyber/Harrison Ford kind of way...

They're selling postcards of the hanging... [DaveGin]
- 09:54pm Feb 22, 2001 EST (#357 of 652)

OK.

FOX News: "We Fart - You Sniff" [Oregon_Jim] - 09:55pm
Feb 22, 2001 EST (#358 of 652)

Dave

If you think it would help any I'll start stopping in at that
thread and see if I can't bring a sense of peace to those folks -
any suggestions?

Susan [sjscruby] - 09:55pm Feb 22, 2001 EST (#359 of 652)

oh my...I think I'd better leave---Duh and Dave seem to be
having a bonding moment. *g*

They're selling postcards of the hanging... [DaveGin]
- 09:57pm Feb 22, 2001 EST (#360 of 652)

I'm still trying to catch my breath, Susan. Fair-minded and
arousing in one sentence...

Jim...maybe not. I'm working on the Nobel Peace Prize here.

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 09:57pm Feb 22, 2001 EST (#361 of 652)

A little bonding, and then a cigarette...

FOX News: "We Fart - You Sniff" [Oregon_Jim] - 09:58pm
Feb 22, 2001 EST (#362 of 652)

Dave

You did good today - the "nameless one" is on a sabbatical.

Sort of.

They're selling postcards of the hanging... [DaveGin]
- 09:59pm Feb 22, 2001 EST (#363 of 652)

I noticed. Sort of like Clinton. He keeps having farewell talks.

They're selling postcards of the hanging... [DaveGin]
- 10:01pm Feb 22, 2001 EST (#364 of 652)

Anyone notice that efforts to spam with threads didn't work
tonight? And he tried.

Heh. Heh. Heh.

FOX News: "We Fart - You Sniff" [Oregon_Jim] - 10:02pm
Feb 22, 2001 EST (#365 of 652)

Dave

In your years of study to become a journalist - not to mention
the years of working in that profession - did it ever occur to
you that your life would be involved with people like "him" and
"that other one"?

Weird how life turns out, eh?

You must be workin' off huge amounts of karmic weight.

To say the least.

Susan [sjscruby] - 10:02pm Feb 22, 2001 EST (#366 of 652)

I haven't checked the Politics Index yet---when I first signed
on, he was all over the place so I have avoided it. LOL

They're selling postcards of the hanging... [DaveGin]
- 10:03pm Feb 22, 2001 EST (#367 of 652)

I'm thinking maybe I was Atilla the Hun in another lifetime. Or
maybe an IRS agent.

Karmic weight indeed.

FOX News: "We Fart - You Sniff" [Oregon_Jim] - 10:05pm
Feb 22, 2001 EST (#368 of 652)

One of my "running battles" with Marcus Bales was my use of a
"handle" (with several variations) of "melduzgotz" - it usually
took him several days before he'd figure out the joke.

I certainly did not have the tenacity of this individual.

For anything.

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 10:07pm Feb 22, 2001 EST (#369 of 652)

That does it. I’m kidnapping Slurpy and spending a few
vacation days in Texas. If Dave can manage to live there, I may
be mistaken in thinking its a hole.... no offense...

They're selling postcards of the hanging... [DaveGin]
- 10:08pm Feb 22, 2001 EST (#370 of 652)

I can't imagine anyone being so single-purposed over
anonymous conversations on a discussion board. There's is
something very sad about all this.

FOX News: "We Fart - You Sniff" [Oregon_Jim] - 10:10pm
Feb 22, 2001 EST (#371 of 652)

No kidding.........................

They're selling postcards of the hanging... [DaveGin]
- 10:10pm Feb 22, 2001 EST (#372 of 652)

Susan...when it happens again - and it will happen again - just
be patient. As soon as I see them, they'll be gone.

Just. Like. That.

I'm so *united*, I'm beside myself. [babblingbrook] -
10:10pm Feb 22, 2001 EST (#373 of 652)

Not only did I notice the spam-ham at work, Dave - I also
noticed how quick -(and light on your feet)- you were. Very
Gene Kelly in a Mel Gibson kinda way. See you at the
*services*. <g>

They're selling postcards of the hanging... [DaveGin]
- 10:11pm Feb 22, 2001 EST (#374 of 652)

I'll bring the sacramental wine.

FOX News: "We Fart - You Sniff" [Oregon_Jim] - 10:23pm
Feb 22, 2001 EST (#375 of 652)

What about the virgins?

We definitely need virgins - and not terribly ugly this time.

Last party that group from Times 100 really begged the
question on who is or is not "do-able"

Know what I mean?

Susan [sjscruby] - 10:32pm Feb 22, 2001 EST (#376 of 652)

Susan...when it happens again - and it will
happen again - just be patient. As soon as I see
them, they'll be gone.

Just. Like. That.

I know, Dave---three clicks. *g*

Men argue, nature acts. ~Voltaire [surferchicklet] -
10:38pm Feb 22, 2001 EST (#377 of 652)

When we going Duhoney?

I like Texas myself... and Duh... It's really really hot in the
summer.

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 10:52pm Feb 22, 2001 EST (#378 of 652)

Anytime you want...

Now... where the hell are we gonna dig up virgins at this time
of night? I know of a couple, but it‘ll be hardpressed (no pun
intended) to get them to volunteer...


[lara croft] - 11:24pm Feb 22, 2001 EST (#379 of 652)

They're selling postcards of the hanging...
[DaveGin] - 10:01pm Feb 22, 2001 EST (#364 of
378) Anyone notice that efforts to spam with
threads didn't work tonight? And he tried.

Heh. Heh. Heh.

I love watching a man who enjoys his work.

So then the techies found a way to stop the thread spamming?
Is that what has put a twinkle in your toes?

[lara croft] - 11:25pm Feb 22, 2001 EST (#380 of 652)

Virgins?

They are on the endangered species list, aren't they?

Men argue, nature acts. ~Voltaire [surferchicklet] -
11:59pm Feb 22, 2001 EST (#381 of 652)

I think I only know like one adult virgin... (and not a lot of
teenager ones)

But she wouldn't be much fun on a road trip... and she's like 40
but would still need to ok it with her mom...

(weird huh?)

I know... if we use Cooter's rule that if you haven't had sex in a
certain length of time you revert to *virgin* status maybe we
could find a few.

Uh... what was the time length... do you remember?

FOX News: "We Fart - You Sniff" [Oregon_Jim] - 12:11am
Feb 23, 2001 EST (#382 of 652)

I just couldn't resist - sorry Dave.

http://www.reptilianagenda.com/menuexper.html

Men argue, nature acts. ~Voltaire [surferchicklet] -
12:28am Feb 23, 2001 EST (#383 of 652)

Worthy of a Kook Patrol there, OJ... Good job.

get off this, get on with it. If you want to change the
world, shut your mouth and start this minute
[RobNY34] - 08:37am Feb 23, 2001 EST (#384 of 652)

.

Men argue, nature acts. ~Voltaire [surferchicklet] -
11:02pm Feb 23, 2001 EST (#385 of 652)

Heeeeellllllllllloooooooooooooo.....

FOX News: "We Fart - You Sniff" [Oregon_Jim] - 11:05am
Feb 24, 2001 EST (#386 of 652)

Duh

You probably already know about this piece of software but I
was just introduced to it yesterday.

The name of it is WebWasher and it's from Germany - the
Siemans Company.

Here's there web site: http://www.webwasher.com

You install this and it works with your browser and filters out
any and all advertising on a web site - which in many cases is
up to 33% of the total "load" on a commercial site - like CNN for
example.

WIth this product you get nothing - is that great or what?

It also handles "Cookies" intelligently. Most of the other
"anti-Cookie" applications block all "Cookie" action or you have
to go in and tell the application which ones you want to keep
and which ones to deny, i.e. let's say you use The New York
Times which does require "Cookies" this application will accept
the JavaScript cookie actions.

Animations - you can set this to only show the front panel and
nothing else. You can set it to show nothing or you can set it to
only show the animation one time.

And the best part? It's free for "home" use - this was/is a
product developed for the corporate environment to increase
productivity for employees who are required to use the web -
this speeds up load time and decreases distractions.

It's available for Windows (all flavors) and Mac OS.

I've been running with it since last night and it is amazing -
and the "no ads" is pretty cool.

Enjoy!

Mushrooms? I know what toads do under toadstools
[wardaddy] - 01:17pm Feb 24, 2001 EST (#387 of 652)

Jim

Thanks for the heads up on Webwasher. I downloaded it and
have it installed.

FOX News: "We Fart - You Sniff" [Oregon_Jim] - 01:44pm
Feb 24, 2001 EST (#388 of 652)

Ray

You're welcome.

Let me know what you think. I find the increase in speed worth
it - and the added bonus of not having to view web ads on every
page is a real plus.

John Lee Hooker rocks! [wardaddy] - 01:48pm Feb 24, 2001
EST (#389 of 652)

Jim

I'm still getting the banner ads but I didn't restart my computer
- since the program didn't tell me to. It does seem to speed
things up, though. I'm passing it on to my boys, but both of
them are on high speed hookups now, so they may not need it.
My ISP is goind to go to a high speed wireless system soon and
I'm looking forward to it. Napster will be gone by then, but
there'll be someone else coming ojnline to repalace them, I'm
sure. Not much music onl;ine that I would like, I expect. If I can
find a site that has access to some delta blues, I'll be happy.

Got a line on any decent cassette to CD software? I bought some
cassettes that I couldn't find on LPs a few years back and I'd
like to burn them to CDs without having to buy a CD burner for
my stereo system. Having to put a new roof on this house is a
p**ser and it's cutting into my budget.

FOX News: "We Fart - You Sniff" [Oregon_Jim] - 02:11pm
Feb 24, 2001 EST (#390 of 652)

Ray

Configuring WebWasher on the Windows OS is quite different
from the Mac OS so I found this page for you that will tell you
everything you need to know about how to set up this
application up to get the most benefit:

http://www.pacificnet.net/%7Ebbruce/workshop.htm

I don't know much about CD burning (or "ripping" as they
actually call it) yet - I just got a CD burner 2 weeks ago and
bought a couple of hundred blanks for next to nothing and
have been playing around and learning. But I have a good
friend who's much more knowledgeable than I am so I sent him
an e-mail about your question and as soon as I hear from him
I'll get you the information.

John Lee Hooker rocks! [wardaddy] - 02:21pm Feb 24, 2001
EST (#391 of 652)

Thanks, Jim. I've had a CD burner for a while but I just got some
audio CDRs. Haven't gottne my software to burn any music to
the data CDRs yet and ruined the first ($3.00) audio CDR that I
tried to write to. Used the wrong software program. Adaptec
Easy CD Creator seems to be a popular choice. I'll look back
through my bookmarks for an online article for CD burning
that I found a few days ago.

I'm looking at a Harmon Kardon CD burner for my system. I hae
about 100 or more LPs that I may want to burn to CD once I get
started. I have about 300 LPs, but a lot can just stay on the
licorice pizzas. A lot of the jazz, folk, and blues would be nice
for the car and for when I'm traveling on the train out to
Seattle or to Miami.

John Lee Hooker rocks! [wardaddy] - 02:23pm Feb 24, 2001
EST (#392 of 652)

Jim

Here's some cassette to CD software that I just found:
<url>http://www.zdnet.com/zdhelp/stories/main/0,5594,2613249,00.html</url>

and an article on burning albums to CD:
<url>http://smartcomputing.com/editorial/article.asp?article=articles%2Farchive%2Fl0608%2F27l08%2F27l08%2Easp</url>

FOX News: "We Fart - You Sniff" [Oregon_Jim] - 02:30pm
Feb 24, 2001 EST (#393 of 652)

I use Adaptec Toast 4.x (same thing as Adaptec Easy CD Creator -
just the Macintosh version name) and the overwhelming
majority of Mac users swear by Adaptec's software. It is
excellent.

One word of caution about "audio CDR" blanks - you don't want
to use them on a computer CD-RW drive.

There's quite a bit of other things one must "tweak" to burn
good CD's and this page is considered the Mecca for CD "rippers"

http://www.cdpage.com/

Ray - when you get there look in the upper right hand corner
of the web page and you'll see a link to Andy McFadden's
CD-R FAQ and check that out. I'm pretty sure you'll find that
the "blank" was/is the problem - nothing that you did
incorrectly or that the software isn't performing as designed.
Adaptec makes good stuff.

Let me know what you think of this web site on CD ripping.

FOX News: "We Fart - You Sniff" [Oregon_Jim] - 02:32pm
Feb 24, 2001 EST (#394 of 653)

Ray

Our posts crossed while I was writing - thanks for the links. I
downloaded them and printed them to peruse and study.

I really want to learn how to get this process perfected. I've got
a marketing idea to use the CD as a "brochure" for artists,
graphic designers, etc. using video streaming, voice-overs and
music for full-blown presentations of their portfolios.

But that's another story - LOL

John Lee Hooker rocks! [wardaddy] - 02:42pm Feb 24, 2001
EST (#395 of 653)

Jim

There's a link to Match Jukebox software on the ZDNet site.
They have a Mac version. It allows you to record music from
cassettes to the HD and then burn them to a CD or save them as
MP3 files. It's freeware and I'm downlodaing it now. (Well, I
was until I saw that it's a 2 hr. 52 min. D/L on a 56K modem. I'll
get it tonight.)

I'll take the waring to heart about the audio grade CDRs and
expand my search for a CDR burner for my stereo system so
that what I burn with my PC will be playable on that player.

Jep will be learning along with us. His new computer at the
office has a CD burner installed.

Fundamentalist Hindu Pentacostal Sufi of the
Kabalistic Order of Atheist Shamans [Nigel] - 05:30pm
Feb 24, 2001 EST (#396 of 653)

I don't know much about CD burning (or
"ripping" as they actually call it) yet

Actually, ripping refers specifically to the process of copying
the digital audio data off an audio CD to the hard drive (as .wav
files on Windows boxes.) In the early days of MP3's you used
one utility to rip the CD and another to compress the .wav files
into MP3's; now those functions are usually combined into one
program. The ripper I use, Audiograbber, does the MP3
conversion, but the MP3 codecs must be downloaded elsewhere
and placed in the Audiograbber directory (the freeware codecs,
Blade and Lame, are available as .DLL files.)

Susan [sjscruby] - 06:34pm Feb 24, 2001 EST (#397 of 653)

Thanx for that WebWasher link, Jim---just downloaded it and
it's working great. ;)

Men argue, nature acts. ~Voltaire [surferchicklet] -
07:00pm Feb 24, 2001 EST (#398 of 653)

*sniff**

Who'da thunk it? Ray and OJ yakking away... *G*

Too cool.

Susan [sjscruby] - 07:07pm Feb 24, 2001 EST (#399 of 653)

Ray, I keep forgetting to ask Jerome what program he uses for
his CD burning. I'll try to remember that tomorrow.

I'll keep my succinct observations to 100+ words
[wardaddy] - 08:45pm Feb 24, 2001 EST (#400 of 653)

SC

Actually, Jim and I have yakked away for some time. Jim was
gracious enough to apologize for his comment about my former
daughter-in-law earlier, and I don't hold grudges when
someone is gracious like that. Jim just never thought about the
effect that it would have, that I got a cold chill every time that
Brett's name on my Caller ID, hoping that it wasn't bad news
about Susan.

Scared the crap outa me for a long time.

Susan, there's some cassette to CD software available at
<url>http://www.zdnet.com</url>. Match JukeBox. It's a three
hour download over a 56K download, though.

Susan [sjscruby] - 09:12pm Feb 24, 2001 EST (#401 of 653)

Well, Ray, Jerome offered to copy whatever he uses if I ask...I
just don't know what it is, but I know he has used it for vinyl
and cassettes.

Show Bush the door in 2004 [Ferret Mike] - 09:13pm Feb
24, 2001 EST (#402 of 653)

I found this photo of Icky's Organic Teahouse, the Anarchist
collective where amoung other things I first meet Wandering
Bear, and generally hung out at working in thr Earth First!
office co-sited there.

Trippy, huh?

Men argue, nature acts. ~Voltaire [surferchicklet] -
11:19pm Feb 24, 2001 EST (#403 of 653)

I know you guys have been getting along, Ray... But you fought
for a long time before that and it still is kind of neat sometimes
to see the difference.*S*

Mike... what happened to Wandering Bear? I was asking if
anyone had seen him the other day...

Show Bush the door in 2004 [Ferret Mike] - 11:24pm Feb
24, 2001 EST (#404 of 653)

I wish I knew. I hope he is OK, and inside dry and warm.

I am worried about him.

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 11:38pm Feb 24, 2001 EST (#405 of 653)

Late to the party, but here's some good info about CDR media:
http://www.macintouch.com/cdrfailure.html

FOX News: "We Fart - You Sniff" [Oregon_Jim] - 12:14pm
Feb 25, 2001 EST (#406 of 653)

Duh

Have you worked with film scanners? Specifically the Nikon
LS-30 Coolscan III? Or the Polaroid Sprintscan 35 Plus film
scanner?

I found these at eBay.com for very good prices and wanted to
get some feedback from someone who's actually used one of
these units.

Thanks.

Men argue, nature acts. ~Voltaire [surferchicklet] -
10:37pm Feb 26, 2001 EST (#407 of 653)

I hope he's ok, too, Mike.

Hi Duhoney....Busy days for a couple...

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 01:30am Feb 27, 2001 EST (#408 of 653)

FOX News: "We Fart - You Sniff" [Oregon_Jim] -
12:14pm Feb 25, 2001 EST (#406 of 407)

Duh

Have you worked with film scanners? Specifically the
Nikon LS-30 Coolscan III? Or the Polaroid Sprintscan
35 Plus film scanner?

I found these at eBay.com for very good prices and
wanted to get some feedback from someone who's
actually used one of these units.

Thanks.

Shoot-a-monga, I thought I had written a reply to this.

Ohwell...

Nope. Haven’t worked with any dedicated film scanners -
although I heard that Nikon is excellent (Jim pushes Adobe,
and I inevitably sing Nikon’s praises)... I did hear that flatbeds
are no damn good for scanning negs and transparencies. A
used neg scanner on Ebay? I dunno. I think that was one of the
things my momma told me never to buy used.... that and
printers, kleenex and underwear.

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 01:30am Feb 27, 2001 EST (#409 of 653)

Hey Slurpy... very brief pop in....

Endangered species...........................a [freeindividual]
- 10:59pm Feb 27, 2001 EST (#410 of 653)

Subject: Superbowl

A guy named Bob receives a free ticket to the Superbowl from
his company. Unfortunately, when Bob arrives at the stadium
he realizes the seat is in the last row in the corner of the
stadium-he is closer to the Goodyear Blimp than the field. About
halfway through the first quarter, Bob notices an empty seat 10
rows off the field right on the 50 yard line. He decides to take a
chance and makes his way through the stadium and around the
security guards to the empty seat. As he sits down, he asks the
gentleman sitting next to him, "Excuse me, is anyone sitting
here?" The man says no.

Now, very excited to be in such a great seat for the game, Bob
again inquires of the man next to him, "This is incredible! Who
in their right mind would have a seat like this at the Superbowl
and not use it?"

The man replies, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me, I was
supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the
first Superbowl we haven't been to together since we got
married in 1967."

Well, that's really sad," says Bob, "but still, couldn't you find
someone to take the seat? A relative or a close friend?"

"No," the man replies, "they're all at the funeral."

Love is grand. Divorce is a hundred grand.
[CooterBrown] - 06:38am Feb 28, 2001 EST (#411 of 653)

Hopefully the @ 25 year old posse will vacate my premises
today. I'm glad they felt comfy enough to hang out here after
the funeral, but life does go on, and I'd kind of like to get mine
back.

Maybe I can get online late this afternoon, and find Slurpy. We
haven't chatted in a while. *G*

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 11:35pm Feb 28, 2001 EST (#412 of 653)

Put on some Conway Twitty on the Hifi... and smoke some
ceegars in your underwear... that ought clear out all but the
most stout of constitutions....

Susan [sjscruby] - 07:34am Mar 1, 2001 EST (#413 of 653)

LOLOL, duh...NOT a pretty picture in my head.

The Compassionate Liberal - Kinder & Gentler
[Oregon_Jim] - 01:53pm Mar 1, 2001 EST (#414 of 653)

Duh

Start saving your money!

Samsung Electronics Inc. has gone one up on Apple's
22-inch Cinema Display -- or should we say two inches
up -- with the release of its 24-inch, flat-panel
Syncmaster 204T display.

With the Syncmaster 204T, all images regardless of
input resolution can be scaled to a maximum resolution
of 1920x1200 pixels, making the view of two pages more
than adequate. Its two input sockets allow users to attach
two different computers simultaneously and switch the
view from one to the other.

Sources report the monitor is available in Europe, but is
currently not available to the U.S. market. The new
display costs US$8,000.



My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 06:32pm Mar 1, 2001 EST (#415 of 653)

gaaooogaaa****DROOLLLL****aagggoooolllll

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 11:07pm Mar 1, 2001 EST (#416 of 653)

Jim

I went for kicks to the Apple site to custom make a computer. I
got the most expensive G4, and got all the most expensives
dodads offered. Got the total up to $14,000....

What's best for birth control after 50? Nudity.
[CooterBrown] - 11:52pm Mar 1, 2001 EST (#417 of 653)

Where is Slurpy? *G*

Just because I love you, Dave. [SherrieG] - 12:50am Mar
2, 2001 EST (#418 of 653)

Being attacked over on the 100's board.

Go get a load of the "Taking a Stand" thread.

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 10:22pm Mar 4, 2001 EST (#419 of 653)

Jim

I'm in GL, but I need to use frames, but I can't get the frames to
meet up where there is no gap betwix them... Is there a way to
do that?

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 11:11pm Mar 5, 2001 EST (#420 of 653)

Me and my dindin..

Recipe for Two Bowl Weenie BBQ Sandwich:

Cut up a package of Johnsonville Beef Hotlinks
Add Millers Hot BBQ sauce
Microwave for 6 minutes, stirring every once in
a while.
Mix a stick of real butter, garlic and basil in a
bowl, making a mushy rub.
Spread liberally on buns.
Fry buns on hot skillet till slighty toasted.
Add two slices of swiss cheese to buns.
Slather on weenies and BBQ weenie juice.

Eat.

Wife and cat missing. $50 reward for cat.... [wardaddy]
- 11:13pm Mar 5, 2001 EST (#421 of 653)

Follow with two Bean-Os.

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 11:20pm Mar 5, 2001 EST (#422 of 653)

Bean-Os???

Wife and cat missing. $50 reward for cat.... [wardaddy]
- 11:22pm Mar 5, 2001 EST (#423 of 653)

Antiwind medicine as the Aussies would term it.

[lara croft] - 11:23pm Mar 5, 2001 EST (#424 of 653)

Johnsonville Beef Hotlinks?????

Millers Hot BBQ ?????

The Compassionate Liberal - Kinder & Gentler
[Oregon_Jim] - 11:27pm Mar 5, 2001 EST (#425 of 653)

Duh

What version of GoLive are you using? (regarding your Frameset
question)

Wife and cat missing. $50 reward for cat.... [wardaddy]
- 11:27pm Mar 5, 2001 EST (#426 of 653)

Johnsonville Beef Hotlinks?????

Millers Hot BBQ ?????

Pooooooooooooot!

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 11:31pm Mar 5, 2001 EST (#427 of 653)

YUM

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 11:37pm Mar 5, 2001 EST (#428 of 653)

Jim

GL5...

I wanted to get the effect of the side nav bar as a connected
image to the header... I finally made them separate images, but
it would have been cool to have it like a whole image with the
bottom right frame as the target for the nav bar. I couldn't do it
to my web site RANT (I finally did the separate image thing),
but if I can, I want to do it to a site I'm working on...

Also, Adobe gave me a URL to a third party site for GL (for plug
ins and extensions), but I forgot where I put it - you wouldn't
happen to know what it is?

Wife and cat missing. $50 reward for cat.... [wardaddy]
- 11:39pm Mar 5, 2001 EST (#429 of 653)

Durkee's bbq sauce is terrific if you have to use a commercial
sauce.

Wife and cat missing. $50 reward for cat.... [wardaddy]
- 11:43pm Mar 5, 2001 EST (#430 of 653)

Try one of these (from my cookbook). They should be good with
those skosh' cocktail weiners, too.

Barbecue Sauce V

2 t Hot Hungarian paprika

3 heaping T Lea & Perrin Worcestershire sauce

2 T olive oil

3 T catsup

2 T sugar

* cup sherry (not cooking sherry)

2-3 grinds black pepper

2 t flour

Combine all ingredients and simmer for 10 to 15 minutes. This
sauce is recommended for venison and other meats. Again, the
meat may be marinated in the sauce, rubbing the meat dry
before cooking. the sauce can then be used to baste the meat
toward the end of the cooking cycle.

Barbecue Sauce VI

1/4 cup salad oil

1 medium onion, minced

2 T vinegar

3 T lemon juice, add the peels while cooking

1 cup water

1 t salt

1 t celery salt

1 T prepared mustard, preferably Dijon style

2 T brown sugar

Saute the onion in the oil until it is transparent. Add the
remaining ingredients and simmer for about 30 minutes. This
sauce is especially good for poultry and game birds.

Coca-Cola Barbecue Sauce

Caution: do not use diet drinks to flavor your barbecue sauces.
Barbeque sauces made with diet cola is fit only for toxic dumps
or Democrats.

2 T unsalted butter

1 onion, finely chopped

2 cloves garlic, minced or crushed in garlic press

1 bay leaf (remove after cooking sauce)

2 cups catsup

6 oz. (2 3/4 cup) Coca-Cola (not diet Coke!)

1 T Lea & Perrin Worcestershire sauce

1 t Dijon mustard

2 t wine vinegar, or use a good red or white wine instead

salt, pepper

Melt butter in a medium saucepan over medium-low heat until
melted. Add onion and cook 1 minute. Add garlic and cook 4
minutes longer. Don't brown it, or the sauce will be bitter. Stir
in remaining ingredients, heat to boiling. Reduce heat and
simmer, uncovered, stirring occasionally, for 1 hour. Mop on
chicken during final 10 to 15 minutes of cooking.

[lara croft] - 11:43pm Mar 5, 2001 EST (#431 of 653)

Must be a Kansas thingie.

If habaneros, horseradish and Jalapenos aren't included, it's
sissy food.

EXCEPT

BBQ, then the secret family BBQ sauce rules.

The Compassionate Liberal - Kinder & Gentler
[Oregon_Jim] - 11:46pm Mar 5, 2001 EST (#432 of 653)

Duh

Are you talking about the "gray bar" that appears (Default)
when you create a Frameset? The "bar" that separates the
various frames? Is that what you're trying to get rid of?

The "best" Adobe GoLive 3rd party site that I'm familiar with is
"GoLive Headquarters" and here's the link:

http://www.golivehq.com/

When you land there click on the "Software" link and you'll
find lots of "actions" and SDK Extension Scripts.

[lara croft] - 11:46pm Mar 5, 2001 EST (#433 of 653)

Anyone know of an online store that sells Sony 3080XLF
QIC-WIDE storage tapes for Conner systems?

Two days of netsearch has come up a zero.

The Compassionate Liberal - Kinder & Gentler
[Oregon_Jim] - 11:48pm Mar 5, 2001 EST (#434 of 653)

Lara

There was a web site called "media" something-something "dot"
com - but I can't remember the exact URL.

They have just about any type of "media" used.

Wife and cat missing. $50 reward for cat.... [wardaddy]
- 11:50pm Mar 5, 2001 EST (#435 of 653)

lara

I have red habs, regular habs, datils, and pequins sprouting on
my back porch right now. The datils are only as hot as the
hottest jalapenos, the other three are the three hottest chiles in
the world with the red habs at 400,000SCU, the habs at
300,000SCU, and the pequins (I have two types) are somewhere
in between.

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others

[Duh_] - 11:50pm Mar 5, 2001 EST (#436 of 653)

Jim

No, I got rid of that. I just can't get the images butted up to each
other, I get a white space gap.

That's the link I wanted... thanks...

Lara, Nope.

Jim

Like my new puter, but its anti climatic. I thought there would
be a noticible diff in speed - only in PS. And I thought monitor
res would blow me away - not really - I guess you have to be a
gamer?! Maybe its the lack of something to buy. Man...

Wife and cat missing. $50 reward for cat.... [wardaddy]
- 11:52pm Mar 5, 2001 EST (#437 of 653)

Lara

What about <url>http://www.downloads.com</url>? Could it be
there?

The Compassionate Liberal - Kinder & Gentler
[Oregon_Jim] - 12:03am Mar 6, 2001 EST (#438 of 653)

Duh

Here's what you need to do to get rid of the "white" gap on the
top and the left side of your documents.

Open each of the HTML documents - and just above the
document window on the left-hand side you'll see an icon that
looks like a regular "page" icon - click it and that will open the
"Page Inspector" and at the bottom of the "Page Inspector" are
two boxes for the "margins" - enter "0" in each one.

That "tucks" your document "up" and "left" and bypasses both
major browsers "default" space that they put in there.

Now you can butt-up even "sliced" photos in different frames
and no one will be the wiser.

But remember - you have to do each and every "separate" HTML
document within the Frameset or any that you plan on
"calling" via your links or navigation system

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 12:12am Mar 6, 2001 EST (#439 of 653)

Ahhhh.... Thanks. I'd knew you'd know. Youse a flippin
jeanus....

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 12:20am Mar 6, 2001 EST (#440 of 653)

OH GOOD GOD. I'm watching the ANDY DICK show.... LORDY its
funny.... I hate to like it, but GOD IS IT FUNNY!!!

[lara croft] - 12:30am Mar 6, 2001 EST (#441 of 653)

The Compassionate Liberal - Kinder & Gentler
[Oregon_Jim] - 11:48pm Mar 5, 2001 EST (#434 of
440) Lara

There was a web site called "media"
something-something "dot" com - but I can't
remember the exact URL.

Could you hold a gun to your head, or sumpin to force total
recall? I'm kinda - sorta desperate, in that nonsexual kinda
way, know what I mean?

[lara croft] - 12:50am Mar 6, 2001 EST (#442 of 653)

Ray

A little history: I have, for years, been in search of the perfect
'hot' food, for some years. I have enlisted my friends, my
neighborhood grocer, perfect strangers and passerbys in my
search for "hot" food (sauce, etc.) WITH flavor (and that is
important) but so far haven't found anything that satisfies
both criteria.

So far (including habs) I haven't found anything that could
really be called, at the same time, 'hot' and 'flavor filled.' I have
found some sauces (foods) to be flavorful and delicious, but not
very hot, Or I've found them to be hot but tasting like paste.
(Like Tobasco sauce.)

I did discover "Tobasco" Jalapeno sauce. It is not hot at all, but it
makes up in flavor what it lacks in heat.

My cross to bear.

The Compassionate Liberal - Kinder & Gentler
[Oregon_Jim] - 01:00am Mar 6, 2001 EST (#443 of 653)

Lara

I found it! - Blank Media.com

The Compassionate Liberal - Kinder & Gentler
[Oregon_Jim] - 01:24am Mar 6, 2001 EST (#444 of 653)

Duh

Here are the best Adobe GoLive web sites that I'm familiar with.

http://www.golivebible.com/
http://www.realworldgolive.com/
http://www.amenco.com/totd/
http://www.golivein24.com/
http://www.golivehq.com/
http://www.goliveheaven.com/
http://www.matt-ridley.com/index.html
http://www.out.to/actions/html/index.html
http://www.wblady.com/

Trevor The Biker Dude @ theopinionsite.com [b-bart] -
01:38am Mar 6, 2001 EST (#445 of 653)

OJ, I see you are still solving the media problems of our budding
webmasters.

That's koool Jim. It's good to share one's knowledge with others
when given the opportunity.

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 07:38pm Mar 6, 2001 EST (#446 of 653)

Reese. Got the email request. No. Have a nice day.

Susan [sjscruby] - 07:57pm Mar 6, 2001 EST (#447 of 653)

Good to see you, Trevor. ;)

Even tho' I am NOT a Mac, I enjoy reading all this stuff Duh and
OJ are talking about---hmmmmm....guess I must be a Mac
wannabe.

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 08:15pm Mar 6, 2001 EST (#448 of 653)

Well, Sue, all you gotta do is spend your food money, rent check,
and panhandle till you get enough for a mac - get the catalogs,
become entranced, and then spend the dogs’ surgery money on
a new laser printer or whahizface‘s Christmas bonus on a
firewire raid, or spend many a darkened, warm muggy night
playing snood (as opposed to making dupe threads, or doing
funny things to peoples pictures, or yelling at people I don’t
know from the porch, or whatever...)

Susan [sjscruby] - 08:16pm Mar 6, 2001 EST (#449 of 653)

ROFL, duh---so THAT'S all it takes, huh???

Who are "you people?" [surferchicklet] - 09:10pm Mar 6,
2001 EST (#450 of 653)

Sounds fairly straightforward to me..*S*

Hi folks...

Duhoney.... the (not-so-short) one says "Thanks!!"

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 09:11pm Mar 6, 2001 EST (#451 of 653)

Hey. Por Nada... Any kid of yours is a kid of yours....

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 09:12pm Mar 6, 2001 EST (#452 of 653)

I’ve got email list software, I just can’t decide what sort of email
list to create.

Practice safe eating -- always use condiments.
[CooterBrown] - 10:46pm Mar 6, 2001 EST (#453 of 653)

Dusty honey, am I going to have to come up there and teach
you how to actually cook for real? ;-)

By the way.....if you're going to buy a commercial BBQ sauce,
Kraft Original is about as good as it gets. It's not hot, though.

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 11:01pm Mar 6, 2001 EST (#454 of 653)

It’s not really a commercial sauce. Its put out by this New
Orleans black muslim family that run a Barbecue place here in
town (plus a church, and hold a city council seat.) Their BBQ is
the best in the whole damn midwest. PRIMO.... They made so
much money from BBQ (and they are only open about 20 hours
a week) they were able to bottle the stuff. I’ll send you some, if
you‘d like... it is great...


My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 11:02pm Mar 6, 2001 EST (#455 of 652)

I cook, I cook... I got pictures... SEE ABOVE... I cook.... sorta.

Practice safe eating -- always use condiments.
[CooterBrown] - 11:11pm Mar 6, 2001 EST (#456 of 652)

Actually Dusty, what you put up there sounds pretty good! I
might be inclined for some good ole smoked sausage, though. I
was thinking as I was reading your recipie that it would be
good.

You ever try any smoked baloney with a little BBQ sauce?

Wife and cat missing. $50 reward for cat.... [wardaddy]
- 11:15pm Mar 6, 2001 EST (#457 of 652)

Lara

Try to find some datil pepper seeds. They are in the habanero
family, just not as hot. I have a hot sauce recipe that I use for
habs that will work with datils. Both are very flavorful.

Mellinda's makes some of the delicious tasting hot sauces with
habs. They come in five degrees of hot - the hottest is made
with the red habs (400,000 SCU). Avalilable through Mo Hotta
Mo Betta in CA. Busha Brown (Jamaican) is delicious and made
with habs. Trinidad is another hab sauce from the Carib and
comes in three levels of heat. All available through Mo Hotta
Mo Betta. MHMB is high on their prices, but they have a great
selection. Oh, Sontava! is another hab sauce that I really like.
Scorned Woman is another great hot sauce, but it's made with
Tabasco chiles.

Do a web search on the name Datil Do It for datil chile sauces.
Datils taste like habs but are a little hotter than the hottest
jalapenos.

[lara croft] - 11:17pm Mar 6, 2001 EST (#458 of 652)

Thanks OJ.

I looked around and didn't find any 3080s but since they tout
the fact they carry it all, I emailed them.

Hopefully they carry them, just don't advertise it. LOL

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 11:35pm Mar 6, 2001 EST (#459 of 652)

Anything's good with enuf BBQ sauce on it...

[lara croft] - 11:37pm Mar 6, 2001 EST (#460 of 652)

Ray

Those datils have a lot of flavor, do they?

I found a little place just less than a mile from my house that
specializes in great meat and hotsauces. It's been there for
several years and I never knew it.

The guy is a hot freak. He travels all over, tasting and sampling
hotsauces then he brings back the ones he loves and puts them
up in his shop.

His place is basically a meat market but he has divided it up into
meat and sauces to go with the meat. I spent about an hour with
him talking about sauces, rubs, dips etc. He's really into this
stuff.

He sent me home with a couple of jalapeno stuffed, 2 inch think
chops, and a ribeye, thinly sliced and rolled around a large
helping of a sundried tomato and portabello concoction.

AND

A bottle of "Ass Kickin Horseradish hotsauce" made with
habaneros. It sounded promising.

I could eat pure horseradish right out of the jar, if I could
figure a way to keep it from eating a hole in my sinuses.

This stuff smells great, got my mouth to watering, but the taste
didn't quite live up to the smell. Hotter than fire, but more hot
than flavor.

I'm going to keep going back until I've had a taste of
everything he has. LOL

Wife and cat missing. $50 reward for cat.... [wardaddy]
- 11:46pm Mar 6, 2001 EST (#461 of 652)

Lara

Watch out for the hot sauces that are made with the chile oils.
They are hot, but that's it. No flavor.

Datils were only available in St. Augustine for a long time and
they are dellicious. They're in the jalapeno range of heat. The
red habs are about 50X hotter, but it dissipates quickly and they
have wonderful flavor when fresh.

The sauces that I mentioned are made with the chiles, not the
oils, and they are very good. All have been around for a while.

My favorites are from Melinda's, which is imported. Look for
Peppa Po, another brand, a crushed habanero paste. All natural
chiles and the first jar that I saw was preserved in rum
vinegar. Can't find that any more - the rum vinegar version -
but it's great in salsas. I have to start drying my hair after the
fourth or fifth chip with the salsa that I make. Makes my hair
sweat.


[lara croft] - 11:49pm Mar 6, 2001 EST (#462 of 652)

LOL yeah, I know, been there. Suckin' air and tying my hair up
off my neck to cool off, AND loving it.

Wife and cat missing. $50 reward for cat.... [wardaddy]
- 11:52pm Mar 6, 2001 EST (#463 of 652)

Lara

If you grow your own chiles, try to find the Red Savina
Habaneros and chile pequins (a type of "bird pepper"). The
pequin is billed as one of the hottest peppers in the world.. I
disagree, but they have a wonderful flavor. They're about the
size of a medium-small pearl and round.

Wife and cat missing. $50 reward for cat.... [wardaddy]
- 12:00am Mar 7, 2001 EST (#464 of 652)

Lara

Try this. Take two 32 ounce bottles of your favorite catsup
(Heinz or Hunt's is my choice), 1 cup of fresh habs with seeds
(or two cups of fresh datils), and 2 cups of white vinegar.
Simmer and steep the chiles in 1 cup of the vinegar for about
an hour. Cool. Whirl the chile-vinegar mixture in a food
processor or blender until the chiles are chopped fine. Mix the
catsup, the chile-vinegar mixture, the remaining vinegar, and
bottle.

Let it sit in the refrigerator for about a week. Enjoy.

Works with any fresh chile, green or ripe.

[lara croft] - 12:03am Mar 7, 2001 EST (#465 of 652)

LOL use a wooden container, too, eh? Don't want that stuff
eating it's way out into the world.

Wife and cat missing. $50 reward for cat.... [wardaddy]
- 12:07am Mar 7, 2001 EST (#466 of 651)

Lara

It's really not that hot, but it is great tasting if you use the
fresh chiles. If you want it hotter, don't take the ribs or seeds
out.

I put mine in the original catsup conatiners. Great on omelets.

I'm going to try my mother's tomato aspic recipe with this
catsup.

Gotta go now.

Komban wa.

Beware of computer programmers with screwdrivers.
[SherrieG] - 12:22am Mar 7, 2001 EST (#467 of 651)

Lara -- Dave says Wasabi --

[lara croft] - 12:38am Mar 7, 2001 EST (#468 of 651)

LOL yeah Wasabi, ohboy.

I remember my first encounter with that stuff.

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

You see, at first glance, I thought it was some sort of avacado
dip . . .

Wife and cat missing. $50 reward for cat.... [wardaddy]
- 01:07am Mar 7, 2001 EST (#469 of 651)

Lara

Here's the URL for Dat'l Do-it
<url>http://www.datldoit.com</url>.

1.800.468.3285

The place wwhere I ordered my datil chiles online is Terra Time
& Tide.

Neither habs nor datils to do well in containers. They like a
good mixture of plain dirt and manure compost. Mine got to be
over 3' tall and were covered with chiles.

[lara croft] - 01:19am Mar 7, 2001 EST (#470 of 651)

Thanks Ray, I'm off to check er out

Wife and cat missing. $50 reward for cat.... [wardaddy]
- 01:19am Mar 7, 2001 EST (#471 of 651)

Lara

Terra Time & Tide: <url>http://www.pepperhot.com/</url>

URL with beaucoup links to chile resources:
<url>http://www.pepperfool.com/recipes/Links/seeds_home.htm</url>

Practice safe eating -- always use condiments.
[CooterBrown] - 06:15am Mar 7, 2001 EST (#472 of 651)

Lara now gives new meaning to the term "hot mama." ;-)

[14Adams] - 10:14am Mar 7, 2001 EST (#473 of 651)

Various pepper derivatives are good for lots of things.. After
almost a year of a losing battle to keep the gray squirrels out of
our bird feeder, I think I finally found a winner. I have been
through various homemade bonnets for the feeder, suspending
it where there seemed to be no access and greasing all the
approaches with canola oil and later, Vasoline. All to no avail.
If we weren't in the heart of the ordinance-swamped suburbs, I
could apply the only cure I previously had knowledge of, 45
grains of lead served at 1100 fps with a 1 in 12 twist. But I can't.

But we found this hot pepper powder called squirrel away
which you mix with the seed in the feeder. Evidently birds
have no hot taste receptors, but squirrels do. The first one to
partake of the new mix came out of there right quick, flapping
his miserable little gums and going patoooey, patooey. He
hasn't been back since.

Greasing everything with vasoline was more fun, but this is
more effective.

Quite a little miracle, the pepper plant.

Wife and cat missing. $50 reward for cat.... [wardaddy]
- 10:31am Mar 7, 2001 EST (#474 of 651)

14Adams

Most of those powders are made from the habanero chile.
They've been around for a while.

Oddly enough, oil field workers in Alaska discovered that the
Artic fox had found that the insulation on their electrical wires
were tasty to foxes and they were eating through the wiring
every night. Someone had the bright idea that they would put
Tabasco sauce on the wiring and that would discourage the wee
beasties. Turned out that the damned foxes liked Tabasco coated
wires even better than the plain jane wires from earlier.

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 07:51pm Mar 7, 2001 EST (#475 of 651)

Here’s a freaking funny story.

Lady I was doing a web page for freaked unbelieveably at my
quote for her (around $350 for basic couple of pages - design
and up-&-run services). I had done a prelimary, skeleton site
for her (for $150 - which if she were to actually do a site would
be applied to the $350) and she liked it and had wanted to do a
complete site. "Anyone can do graphic design - blah blah
blah." I told her "no, it takes specific skills and knowledge -
and if you don’t want to pay for quality and follow thru, then
you can price someone else." She rolled her eyes, mumbled
something about it being a rip off and went to go price other
people or have someone else do it or go pull her head out of her
ass or whatever.

Apparently she went and priced other designers, design firms,
some people she knew and a nephew or something, and for the
quality she wanted (that I was more than able to furnish) she
was looking at $1200 minimum...

Crazy lady called me back. I said I had used the design concept
and salvaged the files for another site, and it would be another
$150 on top of what I quoted. She groaned and grumbled and
said that "its just outrageous what the prices are" for this sort
of thing and that "there should be an investigation" - by who
into what, I never did find out, but I’m sitting here looking at
her check....

She was just freaking funny....

Put a stop to inbreeding- ban country music!!!
[charolais] - 08:05pm Mar 7, 2001 EST (#476 of 651)

dumb broad should learn to do it herself, then... eh?

I just love it when I get a call, "my computer isn't working, I
can't do anything with email, blah blah...."

ask a few specific questions, and bingo.... someone opened a
corrupt email attachment, well duh........(not you Dusty).

I just about bust a gut when I ask them about virus protection,
they tell me they have it on the computer, then ask them if
they download the updates on a regular basis and they reply,
"What updates?"

Then, after I get the machine up and running again, download
all their mail and see 150 spams of nothing but junk mail.... I
look at them and very nicely tell them, "you need to change
your email ID, like yesterday......."

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 08:27pm Mar 7, 2001 EST (#477 of 651)

HAHAAHAHA...

People think because they can print it on their bubble jet at
home, that same file will work just like it does at home - even
tho the fonts are giving the imagesetters errors, the pictures
are RGB jpgs, trap is nonexistant, and the EPSes they use in the
file were 72 dpi enlarged 200 percent OR started out 18x20 at 400
dpi, and used in their document at 11% of size (making the res
around 1500 dpi).... and then they yell at you when you have
problems, and cry when it cost money to fix their files.

OR THEY USE SOME PIECE OF CRAP PROGRAM LIKE
MICROSOFT PUBLISHER...

A pox on all their houses...

Put a stop to inbreeding- ban country music!!!
[charolais] - 09:38pm Mar 7, 2001 EST (#478 of 651)

A pox on all their houses...

rumor has it that Iowa State University is going to get some
infected livestock (yeah, the hoof & mouth disease) for
research and study.

This will be far worse than any pox.

Practice safe eating -- always use condiments.
[CooterBrown] - 09:53pm Mar 7, 2001 EST (#479 of 651)

Dusty....since you have money, does that mean that you and
Whassizface are going to host us for a weekend? *G*

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 10:04pm Mar 7, 2001 EST (#480 of 651)

Practice safe eating -- always use condiments.
[CooterBrown] - 09:53pm Mar 7, 2001 EST (#481 of 481)

Dusty....since you have money, does that mean that
you and Whassizface are going to host us for a
weekend? *G*

What insanity has overtaken you to make you want to spend a
weekend in Kansas? And not even the good part where its fun?

Practice safe eating -- always use condiments.
[CooterBrown] - 10:09pm Mar 7, 2001 EST (#481 of 651)

I figure y'all are fun, and once we're drunk, we won't give a
shit where we are! ;-)

Who are "you people?" [surferchicklet] - 11:02pm Mar 8,
2001 EST (#482 of 651)

Sounds like you are way underpricing yourself, Duh...

So are you doing the crazy lady's site? She might be a PITA
client... more trouble than she's worth...

Good luck with the hoof and mouth thing, Char... Are the locals
protesting?

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 11:17pm Mar 8, 2001 EST (#483 of 651)

Who are "you people?" [surferchicklet] - 11:02pm Mar
8, 2001 EST (#484 of 484)

Sounds like you are way underpricing yourself, Duh...

So are you doing the crazy lady's site? She might be a
PITA client... more trouble than she's worth...

Good luck with the hoof and mouth thing, Char... Are
the locals protesting?

Oh, I’m not greedy. She is the head blue hair at the church
where I shovel food at poor on the holidays. a CHURCH SITE....
apparently (to quote a movie I like) my hypocracy knows no
bounds...

Money is going straight to the vet for Afga’s
dental-and-nipping-off-the-growing-poofy-thing-on-her-eyelid
operation. And in the flat panel monitor fund... and some is
going to paying off a little of my illegals...

Who are "you people?" [surferchicklet] - 12:34am Mar 9,
2001 EST (#484 of 651)

There ya go... What hypocracy? Just like... don't drink and
disconnect the camcorder when you're working on it, k?

S*

Poor Afga... Hope the poofy eyelid thing is ok...

Crufts dogshow is on Animal Planet this weekend Dusty...

The Compassionate Liberal - Kinder & Gentler
[Oregon_Jim] - 11:10am Mar 9, 2001 EST (#485 of 651)

Duh

Do you happen to use Font Reserve on your Mac at home or at
work?

If not, then which font manager are you using?

I just acquired Font Reserve and removed ATM Deluxe (a real
mess with Photoshop 6.0) and just wondered what you thought
of Font Reserve. I've got over 3,500 fonts (TrueType and PS)
currently installed.

Thanks.

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 10:34pm Mar 9, 2001 EST (#486 of 651)

Jim

We have Suitcase 8 at work, and I have ATM at home. I would
have considered getting Font Reserve but I had already bought
ATM and there is a couple of features I really like on ATM. And
since I don’t like to work with PS 6 (I do on simple crap), I have
no problem. There are features of Font Reserve I like, even tho
the Font Reserve Guy accosted me at MacWorld (he did give me
a T Shirt...)

I think I would like to try Suitcase 9 before pass judgement. Tho
I put Extensis at the bottom of my list....

The Compassionate Liberal - Kinder & Gentler
[Oregon_Jim] - 11:12pm Mar 9, 2001 EST (#487 of 651)

Duh

Extensis Suitcase 9.0 is good - very good. Though the 8.x
versions cause huge problems with Adobe GoLive 5.0 and to a
lesser degree Adobe InDesign 1.5

Here's my experience with Font Reserve (all of 4 or 5 days) -
this is one incredible program for service bureaus, desktop
publisher - i.e. anyone handling huge number of fonts.

The "Sets" feature alone made this well worth the
$100.00.....................

[lara croft] - 11:39pm Mar 9, 2001 EST (#488 of 651)

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to
others [Duh_] - 10:34pm Mar 9, 2001 EST (#488 of
489) Jim

We have Suitcase 8 at work, and I have ATM at
home.

You have an ATM at home?????

You can get money anytime you want?????

Oh Goddess, I bow, at your feet.

The Compassionate Liberal - Kinder & Gentler
[Oregon_Jim] - 12:12am Mar 10, 2001 EST (#489 of 651)

Lara

ppsssssssssttttttttttt

ATM = Adobe Type Manager

Sorry................................

LOL

[lara croft] - 12:16am Mar 10, 2001 EST (#490 of 651)

Sheeeeet!!!!

It's just not right - to fool people that way.

The Compassionate Liberal - Kinder & Gentler
[Oregon_Jim] - 12:17am Mar 10, 2001 EST (#491 of 651)

Duh

And since I don’t like to work with PS 6

WOW!

If I were going to give an estimate I'd say that 60-70% of my
work is in Adobe Photoshop/ImageReady - I absolutely
wouldn't know where to begin if I didn't have these programs.

The Compassionate Liberal - Kinder & Gentler
[Oregon_Jim] - 12:17am Mar 10, 2001 EST (#492 of 651)

Lara

LOL

The Compassionate Liberal - Kinder & Gentler
[Oregon_Jim] - 12:19am Mar 10, 2001 EST (#493 of 651)

Lara & Duh

I found this web site and was blown away with his use of Adobe
Photoshop in creating the "interface" design.

Check it out - pretty intense.

http://www.janspeed.f2s.com/

The Compassionate Liberal - Kinder & Gentler
[Oregon_Jim] - 12:21am Mar 10, 2001 EST (#494 of 651)

"Stupid Browser Tricks"

When "clicking" on a "Link" if you hold down the "Command" key - the
"Link" will open up in a new browser window - keeping the page from
where you got the "Link" intact.

This works on Windows, Mac and Unix.

You're welcome..............

[lara croft] - 12:32am Mar 10, 2001 EST (#495 of 651)

"Command" key?

[lara croft] - 12:34am Mar 10, 2001 EST (#496 of 651)

Well Jim

If you and I never agree on another thing -

If you and I ever only have one thing in this world to hold
hands about -

It will be that Adobe is the most awesome program to ever grace
our presence.

The Compassionate Liberal - Kinder & Gentler
[Oregon_Jim] - 12:36am Mar 10, 2001 EST (#497 of 651)

Lara

"Command Key"

The "key" on "both" sides of the "space bar" - on a Mac it's
known as as the "Command" key - obviously it's called
something else on the Windows platform.

But it's the same "key" - HONEST!!!

LOL

[lara croft] - 12:43am Mar 10, 2001 EST (#498 of 651)

"Command" key

The "key" on both sides of the "space bar"

The "ALT" key?

I tried it, nope.

See, that's the problem with MAC.

LOL

Susan [sjscruby] - 12:44am Mar 10, 2001 EST (#499 of 651)

Works for PC using the Shift key. Have used that one for quite a
while---when I remember which key it is. LOL

Susan [sjscruby] - 12:46am Mar 10, 2001 EST (#500 of 651)

Actually, I usually just right click on the link and Open in New
Window, since I never remember which key it is.

[lara croft] - 12:48am Mar 10, 2001 EST (#501 of 651)

Ahhh, "shift key"

LOL

OR 'Right click'.

I'm home.

[lara croft] - 12:50am Mar 10, 2001 EST (#502 of 651)

oh yeah, 'shift' key it is. Yeah baybeee. LOL

The Compassionate Liberal - Kinder & Gentler
[Oregon_Jim] - 12:52am Mar 10, 2001 EST (#503 of 651)

Makes "surfin'" the internet pretty cool - you never lose your
"home base" when clicking on links.

[lara croft] - 01:00am Mar 10, 2001 EST (#504 of 651)

Okay, baybeee

The Compassionate Liberal - Kinder & Gentler
[Oregon_Jim] - 01:02am Mar 10, 2001 EST (#505 of 651)

This is for our good friend Duh (aka web mistress)............

"Stupid Adobe GoLive Tricks"

If you're at a web site that you find interesting - copy the URL.

Open Adobe GoLive 5.0 - go under "File" and then to "Download Web
Page" - enter the URL from the page you came from.

When it opens in Adobe GoLive you can see how the entire page went
together - and the underlying code.

Good way to learn - from my experience anyway.

Hope you find that helpful...........

Beware of computer programmers with screwdrivers.
[SherrieG] - 03:39am Mar 10, 2001 EST (#506 of 651)

Kinda like using the source function.

Plus maybe eight steps.

;-&Mac222;

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 04:00am Mar 10, 2001 EST (#507 of 651)

Jim...

I love photoshop. I'm just not jazzed about the changes between
5.5 and 6. I am in 5.5 constantly. But 6.... just doesn't have the
same Ferarri feel as 5.5 does (for me...)

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 04:02am Mar 10, 2001 EST (#508 of 651)

There be too much PEECEE talk here... I may hurl...

Susan [sjscruby] - 08:42am Mar 10, 2001 EST (#509 of 651)

heh heh heh...

Practice safe eating -- always use condiments.
[CooterBrown] - 08:56am Mar 10, 2001 EST (#510 of 651)

KEWL! I love learning new stuff!

By the way......I absolutely HATE PDF files. So many court
documents are in PDF, and I'd sooner be constipated than have
to use Adobe Reader. *sigh*

The Compassionate Liberal - Kinder & Gentler
[Oregon_Jim] - 02:49pm Mar 10, 2001 EST (#511 of 651)

.I absolutely HATE PDF files

How so?

Beware of computer programmers with screwdrivers.
[SherrieG] - 03:10pm Mar 10, 2001 EST (#512 of 651)

I do too. I don't like the adobe reader at all.

Lights out tonight, trouble in the heartland...
[jollyollie] - 03:22pm Mar 10, 2001 EST (#513 of 651)

Hey! I want to be able to ALY key "&Mac222;" (From Icelandic, called a
"thorn"). Also... the lil "circled r" as in registered trademarks.

Lights out tonight, trouble in the heartland...
[jollyollie] - 03:23pm Mar 10, 2001 EST (#514 of 651)

Oh yeah and the lil "O" that indicates "degrees".

Beware of computer programmers with screwdrivers.
[SherrieG] - 03:29pm Mar 10, 2001 EST (#515 of 651)

®

®®

®®®

Lights out tonight, trouble in the heartland...
[jollyollie] - 03:31pm Mar 10, 2001 EST (#516 of 651)

lol

Who are "you people?" [surferchicklet] - 08:49pm Mar
10, 2001 EST (#517 of 651)

Ä Å Ç É Ñ Ö Ü á à â ä ã å ç é è ê ë

í ì î ï ñ ò ô ö õ ú ù û ü À Ã Õ

Ê Á Ë È Í Î Ï Ì Ó Ô ¡ ¿ © ®

Cut and paste what you need...?

Lights out tonight, trouble in the heartland...
[jollyollie] - 08:58pm Mar 10, 2001 EST (#518 of 651)

I was hoping for the ALT key numbers for them!

Put a stop to inbreeding- ban country music!!!
[charolais] - 10:21pm Mar 10, 2001 EST (#519 of 651)

Alt+248 does the degree symbol

Lights out tonight, trouble in the heartland...
[jollyollie] - 10:24pm Mar 10, 2001 EST (#520 of 651)

° kewl....

Lights out tonight, trouble in the heartland...
[jollyollie] - 10:24pm Mar 10, 2001 EST (#521 of 651)

ty ; 0 )

"Click Click Click" [surferchicklet] - 11:19pm Mar 10,
2001 EST (#522 of 651)

° Cool...

Wife and cat missing. $50 reward for cat.... [wardaddy]
- 07:15am Mar 11, 2001 EST (#523 of 651)

Jim

I go to WordPerfect and click on "Insert" then "Symbol" and
insert the character that I want. There are several lists of
characters to choose from.

æ Ñ ® ¤ Æ &Mac222;

Susan [sjscruby] - 07:20am Mar 11, 2001 EST (#524 of 651)

Here are a couple of sites that list some alt codes. ;)

ALT codes

ALT codes

More codes

More

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 12:39am Mar 13, 2001 EST (#525 of 651)

Afga’s back at home after her little operation - dental
whatever-they-do and nipping a poofy thingy off her eyelid.
$280... she’s getting a job...

Anyone remember Hasenfus? [Hardigan] - 01:44am Mar
13, 2001 EST (#526 of 651)

d

Put a stop to inbreeding- ban country music!!!
[charolais] - 08:04am Mar 13, 2001 EST (#527 of 651)

Afga’s back at home after her little operation -
dental whatever-they-do and nipping a poofy
thingy off her eyelid. $280... she’s getting a job...

my Rottie has something that has been growing on her eyelid-
it's not getting any bigger, so I haven't done anything about it.

veterinary costs are going thru the roof- seems to be focused
on marketing anymore.

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 08:26pm Mar 13, 2001 EST (#528 of 651)

I would have just left it alone, but it grew big and poofy and
scratched her eyeball. I would have thought they would cut me
a break since I put that daughter vet through school just about.
Now I got to call the vets Dr. Kristen or Dr. Bill - not just Dr.
Skaer. I feel so stupid doing that....

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 01:54am Mar 14, 2001 EST (#529 of 651)

DUDE!!! Somebody just hit our front fence!! Hit and run. You can
see the tracks come up on the curb and hit the fence then veer
off... I sent whahizface across the street to the bar to find out
what's going on...

Susan [sjscruby] - 08:23am Mar 14, 2001 EST (#530 of 651)

geeeezzzzzz, Duh...hope there wasn't toooooo much damage!!

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 07:39pm Mar 14, 2001 EST (#531 of 651)

Not much, but I think those redneck, racists bastards in that
hole-in-the-wall neighborhood bar ‘cross the street did it. I
wanted to go over there and start some dooky, but whahizface
said that I couldn’t go...

Susan [sjscruby] - 07:55pm Mar 14, 2001 EST (#532 of 651)

I'd have gone with you. *ggg* I had a run-in with a couple of
customers AND a co-worker this week, so I was in a fightin'
mood!!

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 12:35am Mar 15, 2001 EST (#533 of 651)

Dumb dirt rednecks prolly drop me off near the place where
Matthew Shepard was found...

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 12:37am Mar 15, 2001 EST (#534 of 651)

Yup. If you sensed a bias and prejudice against rednecks, you
got the gist..

Practice safe eating -- always use condiments.
[CooterBrown] - 08:01am Mar 15, 2001 EST (#535 of 651)

Rednecks in Kansas? Say it isn't so! I've been led to believe that
those are confined to the states of the old Confederacy!

Susan [sjscruby] - 07:30pm Mar 15, 2001 EST (#536 of 651)

I know for a FACT, there are real, live rednecks in IL and IN!!!

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 08:25pm Mar 15, 2001 EST (#537 of 651)

Say it isn't so! I've been led to believe that those are
confined to the states of the old Confederacy!

Yup. Ya coulda knocked me over with a feather. I was thinking
that everybody was either an sensible liberal leftist like me or
highly mistakenly misguided.... turns out there are ones who
are highly misguided on puporse

Les personnes faibles ne peuvent être sincères.
[surferchicklet] - 09:27pm Mar 15, 2001 EST (#538 of 651)

Glad Afga's eye is all better... She's a cutie...

See... you have rednecks there... so if you came down here
you'll feel all familiar and shit..

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 12:46am Mar 16, 2001 EST (#539 of 651)

Slurpy, whatcha doing for the summer (are you still coming
down for Easter - when is Easter anyway - do they play the ten
commandments on Easter)? I‘ve got a bit of vacation (they just
keep giving me more) - youse wanna go to Vegas?

Practice safe eating -- always use condiments.
[CooterBrown] - 07:52am Mar 16, 2001 EST (#540 of 651)

Dusty, it sounds to me like at least our rednecks are better
mannered than yours. Ours wouldn't do your fence on
purpose......only if they were drunk and/or stoned. ;-)

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 06:23pm Mar 16, 2001 EST (#541 of 651)

I kind of assumed that the fence bender was drunk...

Wanna go to Vegas? I want to go to Nevada this summer (not on
a train, tho...)

There's too many people, and too few human beings.
[SherrieG] - 08:35pm Mar 16, 2001 EST (#542 of 651)

come on DOWN, we can drive.

Les personnes faibles ne peuvent être sincères.
[surferchicklet] - 09:43pm Mar 16, 2001 EST (#543 of 651)

I have class early in the summer, Duhoney... My class vacation
and work vacation doesn't match up, so I can't come out at
Easter...

I am waiting til school is out in May to have my arm done....

Nevada sounds wonderful tho....
y sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 09:51pm Mar 16, 2001 EST (#544 of 651)

Sher... isn’t California a whole big half a state away from
Nevada? Otterwyse, hey, I’m there. I kinda of wanna go to
Vegas (yeah, I do) but I really, really, really want to go to
Rachel, Nevada - and Nellis... you know where I‘m going with
this...

There's too many people, and too few human beings.
[SherrieG] - 10:10pm Mar 16, 2001 EST (#545 of 651)

Sure. Area 51. Via the scenic route LOLOL

Its about a six hour drive, dusty.

The Compassionate Liberal - Kinder & Gentler
[Oregon_Jim] - 10:54pm Mar 16, 2001 EST (#546 of 651)

Its about a six hour drive, dusty.

And in the summer that's what it'll be - dusty.

And hot.

Really f***** hot.

Les personnes faibles ne peuvent être sincères.
[surferchicklet] - 11:03pm Mar 16, 2001 EST (#547 of 651)

You say "really f**** hot" like it's a bad thing, OJ...

There's too many people, and too few human beings.
[SherrieG] - 11:38pm Mar 16, 2001 EST (#548 of 651)

Some of us have air conditioning in our cars, Jim. You should
try it sometime.

Les personnes faibles ne peuvent être sincères.
[surferchicklet] - 11:40pm Mar 16, 2001 EST (#549 of 651)

Up there in the Pacific NW, he probably steams the windows up
if he does, Sher...

And btw... *it's a dry heat...* (snicker)

There's too many people, and too few human beings.
[SherrieG] - 11:57pm Mar 16, 2001 EST (#550 of 651)

Ohyeah, I forgot, in Oregon your car grows moss if you turn the
air conditioner on.

But only on the north side.

The Compassionate Liberal - Kinder & Gentler
[Oregon_Jim] - 08:32am Mar 17, 2001 EST (#551 of 651)

There's nothing quite so beautiful as Barstow in
July..............................

*!*!*!*!sniff, sniff, sob, sob, slobber,
slobber!*!*!*!* - it's all just so beautiful and
sensitive...........



There's too many people, and too few human beings.
[SherrieG] - 10:11am Mar 17, 2001 EST (#552 of 651)

LOLOLOLOL ya clown, that's why we haul ass through there...

The Compassionate Liberal - Kinder & Gentler
[Oregon_Jim] - 10:20am Mar 17, 2001 EST (#553 of 651)

And then of course there's nothing quite like Hesperia in
August.....................

After a drive through Phelan for lunch and a view of whatever
it is people drive out there to look at.

Probably most of them are middle-aged couples out in the wilds
with their new digital cameras taking a picture of her
alabaster hanging breasts and burning that onto a CD for
posterity and later mastubatory sessions with their neighbors.

Is technology a beautiful thing or what?

There's too many people, and too few human beings.
[SherrieG] - 10:23am Mar 17, 2001 EST (#554 of 651)

That's not alabaster...it's blood loss from years and years and
years of wearing a wonder bra to keep from mooshing 'em
when she crosses her legs...

Practice safe eating -- always use condiments.
[CooterBrown] - 11:17am Mar 17, 2001 EST (#555 of 651)

If they got a good tongue licking every day, they'd probably
stay perky.

The Compassionate Liberal - Kinder & Gentler
[Oregon_Jim] - 11:19am Mar 17, 2001 EST (#556 of 651)

Are you trying out that theory with your cats?

Though I'm not sure your students love-lorn advice to "lick
more pussy" had this in mind - but then again it is Mississippi.

Wife and cat missing. $50 reward for cat.... [wardaddy]
- 12:04pm Mar 17, 2001 EST (#557 of 651)

At least we know what tain't is.

Practice safe eating -- always use condiments.
[CooterBrown] - 12:46pm Mar 17, 2001 EST (#558 of 651)

Well Jim, I have this saying.....if you can get your tongue on
it.....you know the next step!

You're welcome. :-)

Lights out tonight, trouble in the heartland...
[jollyollie] - 10:11pm Mar 17, 2001 EST (#559 of 651)

Vegas is scorching in June even.

[lara croft] - 01:06am Mar 18, 2001 EST (#560 of 651)

Yabut who notices, when you sleep most the day (in air
conditioning) because you're up all night, (indoors gambling
or watching shows) the weather outside is of little matter.

Les personnes faibles ne peuvent être sincères.
[surferchicklet] - 01:15am Mar 18, 2001 EST (#561 of 651)

Vegas is scorching in June even.

*Well, at least it's not sticky... I just hate it when it's sticky...

Why my land... a sticky desert... that's almost as ridiculous as an
.... as an intelligent woman.... *

[lara croft] - 01:24am Mar 18, 2001 EST (#562 of 651)

I love Vegas, I love Atlantic City. I love them because there are
no rules.

You can stay up as late as you want and there is plenty to do,
and you can go to bed when you are tired and not have to worry
that you are sleeping through all the 'what's happening'
because it will be happening 24/7.

I love that.

I love not having to pay attention to the clock.

I love eating when you get hungry.

I love sleeping when you get sleepy.

I love that there is stuff to do at every hour so that if you decide
to take a nap, you don't miss anything.

No matter what time that nap might start - or end.

Les personnes faibles ne peuvent être sincères.
[surferchicklet] - 01:31am Mar 18, 2001 EST (#563 of 651)

No Hour of the Wolf there, eh?


[lara croft] - 01:45am Mar 18, 2001 EST (#564 of 651)

NO

And that's what makes it wonderful.

No rules.

No matter what time you decide to get up, there is shit to do; a
show, gambling, dinner (breakfast or lunch) a trip down or up,
town.

I mean they are both the place dreams are made of simply
because there are no rules.

Les personnes faibles ne peuvent être sincères.
[surferchicklet] - 01:48am Mar 18, 2001 EST (#565 of 651)

Well then, what do you break...?

*G*

[lara croft] - 01:52am Mar 18, 2001 EST (#566 of 651)

I brake for pedestrians

Les personnes faibles ne peuvent être sincères.
[surferchicklet] - 02:44am Mar 18, 2001 EST (#567 of 651)

Well... that's no fun..*S*

'night folks...

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 04:09am Mar 18, 2001 EST (#568 of 651)

Speaking of the hour of the wolf.... we are upon another... must
be my favorite time of the day (night)...

You know, you'd never mistake this thread for say, that night
foul one....

As for heat, Jim and Jim, I love the heat. I am cold all the time,
and I seem to be the most comfortable when the temperature is
95 to 100.

I think a Nevada trip would be awesome. Probably whahizface
can't come on this one, either. I usually plan something and
whatever goes wrong or comes up, I plod on and go anyway...

Practice safe eating -- always use condiments.
[CooterBrown] - 07:48am Mar 18, 2001 EST (#569 of 651)

I don't think there's much chance of my getting to Nevada. I've
got my usual trip to the Keys which is scheduled for early June,
if nothing happens.

I might fly out to Oregon to visit a friend out there. Who knows.
I do plan to get together with Slurpy some time. I hear she's
cute when she's drunk. ;-)

Lights out tonight, trouble in the heartland...
[jollyollie] - 08:13am Mar 18, 2001 EST (#570 of 651)

I drove once nonstop to Vegas. It took 21 hours. There is a
winding stretch of I15 that cuts through the tip of Arizona
where you spiral down through a gorge (forget the name). I
have a thermometer thing to my right, just above and I
watched the ° digits go up every few seconds as the altitude
dropped. It was mid June and it was 109°F in Vegas.

[lara croft] - 09:54pm Mar 18, 2001 EST (#571 of 651)

Yabut, the temperature in Vegas doesn't matter.

You only go outside to change casinos and that only takes a
second or two.

If you stay up all night, you're sleeping most the day in an air
conditioned room and miss all the heat.

It could be 249 and the heat would still be irrelevant.

Did I say, I love Vegas?

Practice safe eating -- always use condiments.
[CooterBrown] - 10:06pm Mar 18, 2001 EST (#572 of 651)

Why go to Vegas when I've got the gambling, the
entertainment, and the food about an hour and a half from
here? *G*

[lara croft] - 10:12pm Mar 18, 2001 EST (#573 of 651)

Riverboat or Atlantic City?

[lara croft] - 10:13pm Mar 18, 2001 EST (#574 of 651)

Vegas is cool. It's the atmosphere, it's the lack of rules, it's a
lifestyle.

You don't have to gamble to enjoy Vegas.

Practice safe eating -- always use condiments.
[CooterBrown] - 10:14pm Mar 18, 2001 EST (#575 of 651)

Riverboat. I haven't been over there for a while. We usually go
over there and gamble long enough to get a comp buffet, then
wipe out the seafood! *G*

[lara croft] - 10:16pm Mar 18, 2001 EST (#576 of 651)

Comp buffet? LOL I get comp suites, in Vegas.

I don't gamble though :^)

[lara croft] - 10:17pm Mar 18, 2001 EST (#577 of 651)

I've never been on a riverboat. I plan to do that. It sounds as if
it would take me back to the age of Bat Masterson. I thing that is
something I would enjoy, tremendously.

Lights out tonight, trouble in the heartland...
[jollyollie] - 10:21pm Mar 18, 2001 EST (#578 of 651)

Cooter is more fun than Vegas anyway!

Practice safe eating -- always use condiments.
[CooterBrown] - 10:26pm Mar 18, 2001 EST (#579 of 651)

Lara, a gentleman wouldn't ask a lady how she got the suites if
she doesn't gamble, so I'm not. ;-)

How are things up north, JO? You taking good care of that fine
young bride of yours? *G*

[lara croft] - 10:32pm Mar 18, 2001 EST (#580 of 651)

The "I don't gamble" was meant as an understatement joke.

It also explains how I get the rooms.

A 'gentleman' would know that.

Shame on you.

Practice safe eating -- always use condiments.
[CooterBrown] - 10:35pm Mar 18, 2001 EST (#581 of 651)

Lara deah, a gentleman also nevah puts words in a lady's
mouth. It would be uncouth. We always take yew at yoah words.
;-)

[lara croft] - 10:39pm Mar 18, 2001 EST (#582 of 651)

Ohman, so a 'gentleman' never recognizes humor even if a
happy face (depicting humor) is incuded?

Okay then.

I'm learning that 'gentlemen' aren't all they are cracked up to
be.

Gimme a rebel, as long as he knows how to laugh.

Les personnes faibles ne peuvent être sincères.
[surferchicklet] - 11:32pm Mar 18, 2001 EST (#583 of 651)

I do plan to get together with Slurpy some time.
I hear she's cute when she's drunk. ;-)

Cooter, honey... No one here has ever seen me drunk... buzzed,
yes... but drunk, nope...

Practice safe eating -- always use condiments.
[CooterBrown] - 06:51am Mar 19, 2001 EST (#584 of 651)

Hmmmm....the happy face must not have registered then, Lara.
Sorry about that.

I didn't mean drunk drunk, Chicklet....lol! It's not been a good
night.

Beannachtam na Feile Padraig! [SherrieG] - 09:15am
Mar 19, 2001 EST (#585 of 651)

Wanna hear why? Or just gonna tune "us girls" OUT again?

Practice safe eating -- always use condiments.
[CooterBrown] - 09:50am Mar 19, 2001 EST (#586 of 651)

I have no more to say. If y'all are going to be that touchy,
forget it.

I worry about dying before I get even.
[freeindividual] - 04:47pm Mar 19, 2001 EST (#587 of 651)

Gentleman? Definition: A guy who supports 3/4's of his weight
on his elbows.

Runnin' outa time!

PF might not be around much longer, check this out.

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 07:30pm Mar 19, 2001 EST (#588 of 651)

Man, am I gonna get drunk Friday... and to come to think of it,
I’m gonna get totalled March 31... This has to be the worse
thing to happen in a while for me...

I hope you all don’t let me slip away... I love these friendships
too much. I know there will be people that will cackle "Get a
life"... maybe they’re are just jealous that they couldn’t make
of this the treasure that I could...

Golly. I’m glad everybody’s gone, I’m gonna get misty, here....

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 07:37pm Mar 19, 2001 EST (#589 of 651)

I have a bunch of emails... but everybody can send me theirs...
maybe we could start an email list of some sort...

I’ll miss you all...

Memories that come to mind...

96-ish - cyber political sex with THE INCREDIBLE ME...
Moving an early DUH thread from Society to Introduce
Yourself Board....
Arguing with BOK....
Bombing RPG threads...
Pissing off the Babylon 5 folks...
McMeltdowns and drivebys from Sundance..
The FIRST REV. DUH sermon, which was the best, but
unfortunately not archived...
The Sherrie and Lara threads...
Meeting you folks... and looking forward to meeting
more of you here in the coming future....



3/31/01-Tear the goalposts down, boyz!
[babblingbrook] - 07:56pm Mar 19, 2001 EST (#590 of 651)

Duh, you're the Mayor of PF. You got us all to send in the
pictures - us and the pets. You preached to us, cajoled us, made
us laugh, cry and/or go *what the hey?!*. It's you who'd
leave a big hole in a lotta lives if ya didn't have your own site!
At least we can keep an eye on ya there!</sentimental stuff>

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 08:01pm Mar 19, 2001 EST (#591 of 651)

Goooooodddd gooolllllyyy... I’m crying now... are ya happy
Brookie? There now, I just got tears in my Doritos....

Damn, I‘m outta klenex, too....

3/31/01-Tear the goalposts down, boyz!
[babblingbrook] - 08:05pm Mar 19, 2001 EST (#592 of 651)

Here...here's a kleenex....blow...goood. That's a girl.

But I think it's ixnay on the soggy doritolays...better grab some
actifed and a *wet* burrito with hot sauce and you'll be just
fine kiddo.

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 08:28pm Mar 19, 2001 EST (#593 of 651)

Well, here goes... (I’m going down the picture page list, so I
might miss some of you - but I’ll get to all of you eventually..)...

Jim O.... thanks for being my bestest cyber friend - through the
whole bad/good things. I hope things are going better for
you... You may not have heard the news, I’ll give you an email
here in a while...

Sherrie, Surfer, Lara, Char, Maggs... What can I say but what
would I have done without you? I loved meeting/talking to you
guys and thank you from the bottom of my heart for being
there in the good times, the bad times and the odd times. You
are what friendship means to me.... Remember, if you don’t
keep in touch, I’ll have to yell up my butt to talk to you all,
cause are all in my heart now permanently...

Aaron - lovely to have met you when I visited your mom... if I
was only 15 years younger? You are just a pumkin...
Apeman - you make me reconsider my bias against millitary
men. You make sense, even when I don’t agree and are
unflappable.
BBrook... I just wish we could have gotten together when I was
in California - maybe next year? Keep in touch -
duh@mac.com...
BBart - I like ya - your funny - and got great legs...
Bear - you be a sweetie and you got purdy lips...
Bikerthug. Although I have disagreed with you a lot, you were
pretty decent to me personally and you have the sweetest
looking kid I have ever seen.
Bill Munz - You were one of the first people I talked to on
Pathfinder and you are hoot to know... BTW you look like Rip
Torn to me...
Bill Russell - I’ll probably miss you too....
BobbyC - You‘re pretty all right. Who is shitty, anyway? Always
wanted to ask you that...
Cajun - You are just too darn sensible and logical. Just
wonderful...
CCdarling and Cenorris - I think fondly on the times I talked to
you... thanks...
Cooter - dear god what would I have done had I not run into
you... I probably would have never entertained the thought of
even setting foot in Mississippi... at least now I entertain it...
DAVE - Sorry for all the trouble I caused... No, not really. But... I
do respect you and like your politics and think you are just
swell. Thanks for the good words during "that time"....
Dan’l - you are a card... Love reading your posts....
Duffy - I can honestly say, that if it wasn’t for you, I wouldn’t
have grown closer to many on this board, nor would I have
found how many friendships I really did have. Plus, and I say
this from the bottom of the place where my heart would be, I
have never laughed so hard as when you showed up to post -
you just brought out the funny-funny in people...
ElPrimo - you ole dog. I’ve disagreed with you, and surprisingly
have agreed with you. Man, isn’t life just funny like that? You
seem strong - in spirit and character - even when your dead
wrong...
Ex-glenncarr. Lordy Glen.... I’ll miss your, welll, I guess
presence - even when you were dead wrong, too.... and any
hachets left out are hereby buried - and so are all the grudges
(although, by the end, I don’t think I had any with your name
on them)
Fauforde... your politics are right and true, your friendship is
treasured, and by golly, if anybody hasn’t said it yet, you will
be missed...
FerretMike... I just love ya. One of my favorite Lefties. Fight the
good fight my brotha...
FreeIndividual. I am your dear friend always. If you ever need
anything just hollar. I’ll even consider taking that godawful
train to see you one of these days....

More to come... Gotta go....

I worry about dying before I get even.
[freeindividual] - 08:44pm Mar 19, 2001 EST (#594 of 651)

Duh_

You're one of the treasures I found here and we'll be in touch.
When I put that link up this afternoon in post #589 I had no
idea in the world this was coming and it floored me when I got
an e-mail from someone else I treasure here letting me know.

Trevor The Biker Dude @ theopinionsite.com [b-bart] -
08:56pm Mar 19, 2001 EST (#595 of 651)

Duh

"BBart - I like ya - your funny - and got great legs..."

Thanks Duh, you have been the archiver of our images for us
and our pets and it was a major contribution. That of course
besides being a constant source of good humor and your and
OJ's exchanges of media savvy was always great. But then what
else would you expect from people like you and OJ ???

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 09:12pm Mar 19, 2001 EST (#596 of 651)

I called home... we gots beer.... I’m gonna head out at nine and
get back on the boards.... man. There just ain’t enough time left
now... it just doesn’t seem like it...

Wife and cat missing. $50 reward for cat.... [wardaddy]
- 09:14pm Mar 19, 2001 EST (#597 of 651)

I'm going to miss a lot of people here.

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 09:16pm Mar 19, 2001 EST (#598 of 651)

Oh Ray, I wish that the SF meeting could have happened with
you... This summer, me and Slurpy will go to Nevada, via
Mississippi....

Practice safe eating -- always use condiments.
[CooterBrown] - 09:19pm Mar 19, 2001 EST (#599 of 651)

I got your email, Dusty. I think we've got each other's ICQ also,
although I tend to forget to turn it on! LOL!

Damn. Somebody please tell me that there's a better place to go
than about.com.

Beannachtam na Feile Padraig! [SherrieG] - 09:23pm
Mar 19, 2001 EST (#600 of 651)

This Place has POSSIBILITIES....

Trevor The Biker Dude @ theopinionsite.com [b-bart] -
09:34pm Mar 19, 2001 EST (#601 of 651)

Sherrie…

I'm going to give it a look…

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 09:36pm Mar 19, 2001 EST (#602 of 651)

(continued... while I’m still sober)

Geogent - you surprise me with your posts. I had thought we
might have disagreed a lot more, but we, surprisingly didn’t.
Goes to show I can be mistaken (rarely), sometimes, too...
Guy. You are the sexiest, bald father guy I have ever seen
(sorry Jim, he is...) I would say God bless ya, but he has most
abundantly...
Greenhag - we shoulda gone to New Orleans.... you are the third
or forth poster who actually conversated with me on PF. You
were too much. You still are. Congrats on having the chitlins. I
remember when you were thinking about/hoping for
chitlins...
GW - You’re pretty fly for a white guy. If all Repubs could be
mostly like you, it would be a better place, indeedy...
Hank. Jumpin’ Jesus Christ. Love ya, even tho the second thing
you ever said to me that I was a "Pendajo"? (hope I spelled that
near right...) I remember in 96 or 97, you kept running for
president....
Mel. Hope you find peace one of these days.
Hardigan. I love ya. Instead of Hawaii, lets go to Nevada. We can
drink Heiny beers and spy the aliens and see if we recognize
anyone.
Hoeker. Son, you are a funny man. One righteous dude.
Kadien.... wherever you are. I really looked up to you and
thought, "I’d like to be her, when I grow up..."
Karianne.... uh-huh. It wouldn’t have been the same without
you. That’s fer sure.
Lee... Boy did I disagree with you. But I never thought you were
a slub. Health to you wherever you are...
Libby. Ditto.
Lindalu. Just when you got back, we all have to go. Peace and
health be with you.
Liz... It’s been a trip and so have you...
Jesters, bud, Hope all is well with you.
Oregon Jim. You have got to be the biggest [insert descriptive
noun here], and dammit, I love ya for it. Once you go Mac,
you’ll never go back... fight the good OS fight, brother Jim...and
thanks for all the fish...
Psyche - Every post from you was a good one - thanks for
making up the tapestry that is Pathfinder...
Rocketman, my honey. It was great knowing you and meeting
you and reading you. Maybe we’ll run into eather at the
Walmart...
SJScruby - Sue, you are what good friends are made of. Sorry
for losing your picture so many times...
Smartalix - You magnificent bastard you.... and update the
"Duh’s Linkpage" link on your page...

More to come... gotta go run posters...

Wife and cat missing. $50 reward for cat.... [wardaddy]
- 09:37pm Mar 19, 2001 EST (#603 of 651)

Duh

Me, too. I just couldn't leave until I found out if the shadow on
my lung was something to worry about.

Susan [sjscruby] - 09:52pm Mar 19, 2001 EST (#604 of 651)

geeeeezzzzzzzzz, dusty...did you HAVE to get me all
teary-eyed???? *ggg*
I worry about dying before I get even.
[freeindividual] - 10:32pm Mar 19, 2001 EST (#605 of 651)

CooterBrown'n wardaddy??????

Subject: CPR

Two Mississippians were having the blue plate special at their
favorite diner, when they heard an awful choking sound. They
turned around to see a lady, a few bar stools down, turning blue
from wolfing down a 'possum burger too fast. The first hillbilly
said to the other, "Think we otta' help?" "I reckon," said the
second hillbilly.

The first hillbilly got up and walked over to the lady and asked,
"Kin yew breathe?" She shook her head no. "Kin yew talk?" he
asked. She again shook her head no.

With that he helped her to her feet, lifted up her skirt and
licked her on the butt. She was so shocked, she coughed up the
obstruction and began to breathe, with great relief.

The first hillbilly turned back to his friend and said, "Funny
how that there Hind Lick Maneuver works ever' time."

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 11:39pm Mar 19, 2001 EST (#606 of 651)

(((okeydoke, I've had some beers.. ***hic**))

SVDoug - You are adorable. Yes'em. Just adorable. Too bad you
don't hang out more often...
Tirebiter - You be a funny hombre - hopefully, we will run
into each other... somewhere...
Wardaddy - You have been a great friend and one I hope to still
meet. You have an air of wisdom and common sense, and give
lawyers a good name... Good wishes to you, pizano...
Wilycat - Yup. I found you sexy. Still do. Remember you from
WAAAYYY back.
Speaking of way back - NoCable, honey, blessings for you
wherever you are. I've missed you since I've been back.
Yancey - you make me proud to be a female. I'll miss you too.
Ms. Robbie - You have been a welcome melody in a cacophany
of voices - most of the time, you make a lot of sense, and you try
to follow your own sense of fair and right. Hugs to you...

I wish this wouldn't end. Not only is there history, but there
are good memories. To those who say its just a bulletin board or
that somewhere else is as good as here, I can only say that some
of the best memories that I have reside here, and reside with
these people. These people who are my family, my chosen
family.

Get a life?

I have one, and its was populated with a fine group of friends,
my friends online.

Les personnes faibles ne peuvent être sincères.

[surferchicklet] - 11:56pm Mar 19, 2001 EST (#607 of 651)

Aww... Sweet, Dusty...

The FIRST REV. DUH sermon, which was the best,
but unfortunately not archived...

The title tho was *Glory Be, Thank Gawd Awlmighty I can post
at last, post at last...* or close to that... after the weekend shut
down... remember?

Hey Dave... please tell me you saved that one? I know you were
wiping tears from laughing before you hit that *delete*
button....

And Duhoney... you have my street addy, my phone number,
my emails... and vice versa... we won't lose touch...

What about setting up a discussion board linked from Duhspot?
You'd make a great moderator/hostess with the mostest...

Put a stop to inbreeding- ban country music!!!
[charolais] - 12:18am Mar 20, 2001 EST (#608 of 651)

This truly sucks, and anyone who has my email addy (one in
my profile, too), if they care to keep in touch, I will be very
happy to correspond-

hopefully, after this shitty calving season is over, it will be
time to go to the fields and get another worthless crop in....
yay- but I will be checking email every nite, no matter what
shape I'm in when I fall outa that John Deere.

Love ya all, well most of ya anyway.

Les personnes faibles ne peuvent être sincères.
[surferchicklet] - 12:22am Mar 20, 2001 EST (#609 of 651)

Love you too Char...

Good luck with the calves and the mud, and the John Deere...
*S*

Les personnes faibles ne peuvent être sincères.
[surferchicklet] - 12:23am Mar 20, 2001 EST (#610 of 651)

G'night folkeses... gotta go...

Love yas Duhoney.

Put a stop to inbreeding- ban country music!!!
[charolais] - 12:24am Mar 20, 2001 EST (#611 of 651)

My Brown Swiss will be having her first calf this year, and I
will be sending out pics, besides posting the pictures "you know
where".

Stay tuned. (oh man, I hope it's a heifer calf, I can KEEP it!)

She's due in a couple of months. If it's a bull calf, I'll name it
Dave.

My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others
[Duh_] - 01:49am Mar 20, 2001 EST (#612 of 651)

Some more picturss will be going up... but here is a RANT for
you all. I've had a couple of 6 beers so everythings is sad and
fuzzy bout now....

Practice safe eating -- always use condiments.
[CooterBrown] - 06:37am Mar 20, 2001 EST (#613 of 651)

Well, this settles it. I'm going to have to find a way to meet more
of you in person. I've met a couple during my summerly sojurn
to the Florida Keys and always figured that I'd meet a few more
at some point, but this changes things. *sniff*

Bush stole the election fair and square.. [lucky085] -
06:42am Mar 20, 2001 EST (#614 of 651)

I'd like to meet you sometime Coot, I'll just come down south and
follow around the ambulances until you show up. LOL

Just kidding.

Practice safe eating -- always use condiments.
[CooterBrown] - 07:29am Mar 20, 2001 EST (#615 of 651)

LOL lucky!

I've got a good friend in Indianapolis that I have visited a few
times. I'd thought that if I got back that way, maybe we could
get together. Of course if you ever get down this way, let me
know. We'll find something to do. *G*

Susan [sjscruby] - 07:40am Mar 20, 2001 EST (#616 of 651)

Good one, Dusty...*sniff*...wiping away tears...

Lights out tonight, trouble in the heartland...
[jollyollie] - 08:12am Mar 20, 2001 EST (#617 of 651)

This (for me) is akin to the day my father sold the house
underneath me when I was the tender age of 27. Never going to
be able to hold a party here again, or show up in the middle of
the night and raid the fridge. Whenever events happen in real
life I won't be able to click to check how the event is playing at
"The Board". I don't think I can do another board. Some
Corporate Board just ripped a good chunk of 5 years of my life
out of me. Today is the first day of spring. If you ever lived in a
place that has winter like we do, you'd know that the first day
of spring is special. No joy or anticipation on this day. I know
there are several days before the demise, but I cannot tell all of
you how terribly much I am going to miss you. I shall never
forget you folks, and I'll be cheering for all of you for the rest
of my life.

Proud "First Time Poppa" as of 2/3/01... [guy montag]
- 09:44am Mar 20, 2001 EST (#618 of 651)

Amen JollyOllie...

Goddammit, this really sucks.

Susan [sjscruby] - 09:48am Mar 20, 2001 EST (#619 of 651)

Ditto ;(

3/31/01-Tear the goalposts down, boyz!
[babblingbrook] - 10:17am Mar 20, 2001 EST (#620 of 651)

Duh

You summed it up pretty good for us...damn, it's a melancholy
morning.

Jim, guy, Susan...I'm not ready to say g'bye just yet.

Proud "First Time Poppa" as of 2/3/01... [guy montag]
- 10:18am Mar 20, 2001 EST (#621 of 651)

Brook

Same here...

I'm REALLY hoping that this is just a giant honkin' April
Fool's Day joke that Dave is playing on us...


Wife and cat missing. $50 reward for cat.... [wardaddy] - 10:45am Mar 20, 2001 EST (#622 of
710)

Well, Duh, Char, Jim, Susan, Guy, it has been a joy. I hop to get to meet some of you - all of you, if
possible - sonmeday.

Lucky, Cooter doesn't have to follow the ambulances any more. He has a direct phine line to them.
They also have a FAX machine that automatically dials in to him so that he can FAX his contract to
the victims for their signature.

I will miss all of you, really!!! [BrujaVerde] - 10:55am Mar 20, 2001 EST (#623 of 710)

Greenhag - we shoulda gone to New Orleans.... you are the third or forth poster who
actually conversated with me on PF. You were too much. You still are. Congrats on
having the chitlins. I remember when you were thinking about/hoping for
chitlins...<

Dusty, you are also one of the people I hope not only to speak to in the future, but to meet someday.
Maybe we will have an adventure somewhere yet.

Thanks for your picture pages, what a treat. I think that was probably the best addition to PF,
seeing everyone's faces.

My email is: wendyvanallen@hotmail.com.

I can't say that I will drift over to haunt new boards, I barely have time for this one, but I will keep
in touch with old friends.

You are one of my favorite lefties, too funny and vicious in one fell swoop!

I luv ya, Sister!! *sniff*

Anton [Anton] - 11:04am Mar 20, 2001 EST (#624 of 710)

My favorite dixiecrat counsellors-at-law, Ray and Cooter:

You know I never intended to piss you guys off!

Only when I really needed to. LOL.

I will miss your words of wisdom and your well crafted replies to a number, so many, of my inane
partisan rants.

Arriverdervi, au revoir, hasta la vista, and whatever else that means I hope to be seeing you and
the others again.

Wife and cat missing. $50 reward for cat.... [wardaddy] - 11:14am Mar 20, 2001 EST (#625 of
710)

Greenie, Anton

I'm going to miss you two.

Raiford "Ray" Pittman. rpittman@panola.com

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! [guy montag] - 11:38am Mar 20, 2001
EST (#626 of 710)

wardaddy

Well, Duh, Char, Jim, Susan, Guy, it has been a joy. I hop to get to meet some of you -
all of you, if possible - sonmeday.

I'd love that, Ray. If you ever find yourself ANYWHERE near New England, let me know. You've got
an open dinner invite Chez Guy. That goes for 99.9% of the rest of you, too...

(heh heh heh...)

Practice safe eating -- always use condiments. [CooterBrown] - 11:43am Mar 20, 2001 EST
(#627 of 710)

I've got email addys for a good many of you. I'll hope to get some more.

Anton, you haven't heard the last of me. *G*

I will miss all of you, really!!! [BrujaVerde] - 11:49am Mar 20, 2001 EST (#628 of 710)

CHAROLAIS!

You are my favorite cow lady, and I will miss you very much. Especially tales down at the farm.

Keep those calves to yourself! LOL

lots of love,

Greenhag

The Compassionate Liberal - Kinder & Gentler [Oregon_Jim] - 11:51am Mar 20, 2001 EST
(#629 of 710)

You people were/are the best.

I learned a lot - though never admitted it. LOL

Words fail - I'm really, truly saddened by this. This board was in many ways like the local tavern
where you meet - have a few drinks and talk shop. Some people you agree with - others seem to be
from another planet. Most everybody has too much to drink and ends up talking sh*t - just part of
life.

Very sad deal indeed............................

[cajun] - 12:02pm Mar 20, 2001 EST (#630 of 710)

How many of us ARE in New England?

I'm in Western Massachusetts, west of the Quabbin Reservoir & east of the Connecticut River. GREAT
fishin'....

--cajun hopeful

P.S. And OJ--my boonies television does SO get NASCAR!!! LOL--but I feel the same way you do about
these boards.

[Bobbyc] - 12:14pm Mar 20, 2001 EST (#631 of 710)

DUH,

Shitty is one of our cats (he is a real shit and deserves the name) He was in the original picture
laying next to the monitor.

Susan [sjscruby] - 12:23pm Mar 20, 2001 EST (#632 of 710)

You're right, OJ...this really has been like the local tavern. You run into people you agree with, and
others with whom you have nothing in common, but when the chips are down, we pull together
(well, most of us *g*). AND it's HOME. *sigh*

The Compassionate Liberal - Kinder & Gentler [Oregon_Jim] - 12:27pm Mar 20, 2001 EST
(#633 of 710)

Duh

I guess this will be one of my last software updates for you - LOL

Here goes:

From Adobe Systems the following announcements:

oJohn Warnock, Co-Founder of Adobe Systems and inventor of the "Postscript" computer language, has
announced that he will retire as CEO. A giant in the computer software industry who single-handedly
built the entire DTP industry - you did good John. Real good.

oAcrobat 5.0 - to be released in April - and it will sport a new interface - looks and functions just like
Microsoft Word. A new Acrobat Reader 5.0 will be released shortly.

oAdobe Photoshop 6.01 - Upgrade is free and available and recommended.

oAdobe Illustrator 9.02 - see above comments on Photoshop 6.01

oAdobe Golive 5.0 - has a critical upgrade just released today to fix the Netscape 6.0 problems with
DIV tags when using JavaScript and CSS with the X,Y & Z cordinate repositoning features built into
Golives Timeline. Finally web sites you've created will be able to be viewed accurately using this piece of
sh*t browser created by AOL/Time-Warner. Must be a trend...........

oMacOS X - being released this Saturday. It's a killer - can't wait until all the major apps are "Carbon"

oToast Titanium 5.01 - Upgrade due in early April will make any CD burner running on Toast be able
to use iTunes without any problems. Casady & Greene now have a problem with SoundJam - who will be
willing to "pay" for their software when you can upgrade the Toast software and then pickup the "free"
iTunes? This should be fun to watch.

Take care!!

I will miss you all. It's been wonderful... [Duh_] - 04:06pm Mar 20, 2001 EST (#634 of 710)

Oh, Jesus Christ. I'm going to start crying again.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! [guy montag] - 04:17pm Mar 20, 2001
EST (#635 of 710)

Duh

You're not the only one...

Les personnes faibles ne peuvent être sincères. [surferchicklet] - 04:30pm Mar 20, 2001
EST (#636 of 710)

Excellent Rant, Duhoney...

I will miss you all. It's been wonderful... [Duh_] - 04:49pm Mar 20, 2001 EST (#637 of 710)

I'm going to have to redesign the picture pages again... mebbe call it the ALLPOL memorial page or
some crap like that. I'm wondering - I was thinking about collecting the emails on the EMAIL ADDY
thread and putting them by the pictures? How do you all feel about that? Maybe a URL to whatever
page you'd like? A central location so you can find info on how to get in touch with one another?

Practice safe eating -- always use condiments. [CooterBrown] - 04:57pm Mar 20, 2001 EST
(#638 of 710)

Dahlin', all that sounds good to me. Only you have the talent. ;-)

Susan [sjscruby] - 05:14pm Mar 20, 2001 EST (#639 of 710)

Go for it, Duh...and I am joining in the tear session....

I worry about dying before I get even. [freeindividual] - 05:28pm Mar 20, 2001 EST (#640
of 710)

Question for Char

This true??????????? *G*

Ways You Can Tell When Your Cow Has Mad Cow Disease.....

~ Your cow insists that all Hindus are sacred. ~ Your cow thought Frank Bruno would beat Mike
Tyson. ~ Your cow takes up painting and cuts off one of its ears. ~ She refuses to let you milk her,
saying: "Not on a first date." ~ You catch your cow hiding secret plans to burn down half of Chicago.
~ Your cow demands to be branded with the 'Golden Archs Logo'. ~ Your cow appears on Oprah and
Jerry Springer, claiming to be a horse trapped in a cow's body. ~ Your cow is wearing a little A-1
sauce behind each ear as cologne. ~ Your cow quits the family dairy and applies for a job at Burger
King.

I will miss you all. It's been wonderful... [Duh_] - 05:33pm Mar 20, 2001 EST (#641 of 710)

Man, its too unfair to have this many friends gone at one time.

Poop on TIME....

Susan [sjscruby] - 05:39pm Mar 20, 2001 EST (#642 of 710)

I know, Duh...I really don't remember ever facing a loss like this. So many friends---or people I
know---at one time. Almost feels like a huge disaster where everyone I know is "lost." It SUCKS!!!!!!!!!

Practice safe eating -- always use condiments. [CooterBrown] - 05:42pm Mar 20, 2001 EST
(#643 of 710)

I'm a looooooooooong time subscriber to TIME. I may not renew my subscription.

I will miss you all. It's been wonderful... [Duh_] - 05:46pm Mar 20, 2001 EST (#644 of 710)

The header on this thread strikes me as a spooky coincidence (even tho I wrote it about a dead
rat)....

I worry about dying before I get even. [freeindividual] - 05:54pm Mar 20, 2001 EST (#645
of 710)

Anyone live in a location like I do, where you've got a clear sky at night without a bunch of
ambient light? Might take a look at this URL NASA to see what's going past overhead. No problem
here with seeing satellites, but this gives the schedules. *G*

Wife and cat missing. $50 reward for cat.... [wardaddy] - 06:05pm Mar 20, 2001 EST (#646 of
710)

Christ! I go to the cemetery Sunday to take pictures of my folks' gravestones and I get the email
about PF boards closing Sunday night.

Talk about choking up!

rpittman@panola.com

I Tell You the Sweet Things In Life [ex-glencarr] - 06:09pm Mar 20, 2001 EST (#647 of 710)

Ex-glenncarr. Lordy Glen.... I’ll miss your, welll, I guess presence - even when you
were dead wrong, too.... and any hachets left out are hereby buried - and so are all
the grudges (although, by the end, I don’t think I had any with your name on them)

LOL Duh, I haven't had a hatchet out for you for a long time. I think you made a BIG mistake once
but on that we differ & what's passed is passed. Nice job you did getting the pix together. I'll
probably never make it to whatever Flyover State you live in(all those squares are geometrically
snoozing) but if you ever make it to the Bog Apple, call. I'll get you out of the airport.

Trevor The Biker Dude @ theopinionsite.com [b-bart] - 06:10pm Mar 20, 2001 EST (#648 of
710)

Some of the people on these boards are real ass-holes but they are still our ass-holes so don't fuck
with them...

I will miss you all. It's been wonderful... [Duh_] - 06:10pm Mar 20, 2001 EST (#649 of 710)

What sucks is that I had just started archiving these Duh threads (starting with six)....

I will miss you all. It's been wonderful... [Duh_] - 06:11pm Mar 20, 2001 EST (#650 of 710)

What sucks is that I had just started archiving these Duh threads (starting with six).... Never
thought there would be a time with out the board....

[The Horseman] - 07:06pm Mar 20, 2001 EST (#651 of 710)

Duh: "McMeltdowns and drivebys from Sundance.."

Bitch, bitch, bitch. I just can’t make you happy, can I, dear?

Is Our Children Posting? [N. Tufnel] - 07:43pm Mar 20, 2001 EST (#652 of 710)

Hi, Duh.

Thanks for cropping.

I predict that your site will be the touchstone for a lot of these folks. I expect you'll have some new
info from time to time about former Pathfider people, so, I'll be checking in. *bookmark*

[The Horseman] - 08:44pm Mar 20, 2001 EST (#653 of 710)

You will, will you, N. Tufnel? Duh really toasted my naads. Do you think she will apologize? I doubt
it. I’m offering a truce. I don’t expect her to take it, but this board is about to end. I think she
should.

Duh, you want a truce or do you want war? Personally I don’t care one way or the other.

Is Our Children Posting? [N. Tufnel] - 08:49pm Mar 20, 2001 EST (#654 of 710)

Sundance,

I heard you shot your dog.

How's she doing?

[The Horseman] - 08:54pm Mar 20, 2001 EST (#655 of 710)

She's limping, but she'll live. Why do you care? I might want to shoot you.

I will miss you all. It's been wonderful... [Duh_] - 09:25pm Mar 20, 2001 EST (#656 of 710)

Sundance, why don't you leave Tufnel alone? He's never done anything to you (that I know of)...

[Duffy] - 09:28pm Mar 20, 2001 EST (#657 of 710)

I’m offering a truce.

Well OKAY, if you insist. I forgive you.

lololol

I will miss you all. It's been wonderful... [Duh_] - 09:31pm Mar 20, 2001 EST (#658 of 710)

Yup. It IS getting frosty in hell, isn't it...

[Duffy] - 09:33pm Mar 20, 2001 EST (#659 of 710)

Do you think she will apologize?

I'm very very very very very sorry.

Is Our Children Posting? [N. Tufnel] - 09:34pm Mar 20, 2001 EST (#660 of 710)

Sundance, why don't you leave Tufnel alone? He's never done anything to you (that I
know of)...

Actually, Duh, I cronicled his hunger strike a while back...

DAY THREE

...very hungry now...shot dog today...appeared to be stalking me...

Susan [sjscruby] - 09:36pm Mar 20, 2001 EST (#661 of 710)

enuf already!! We ARE gonna play nice, even on this thread, right????

I will miss you all. It's been wonderful... [Duh_] - 09:37pm Mar 20, 2001 EST (#662 of 710)

OH YEAH!!! That was classic....

McButterbutt - tell us something we don't already know....

[Duffy] - 09:39pm Mar 20, 2001 EST (#663 of 710)

I was just messing with Sundance Susie. :-)

I will miss you all. It's been wonderful... [Duh_] - 09:39pm Mar 20, 2001 EST (#664 of 710)

Sue, honey, its chaos.

The gates have been ripped open on the pit, and all sorts have come in here. I'd put up some
screens or something, but it probably a moot point by now...

Les personnes faibles ne peuvent être sincères. [surferchicklet] - 09:45pm Mar 20, 2001
EST (#665 of 710)

Sundance... so exactly how did Duh *toast your nads* to the point where she needs to apologize?
Well, let's see... other than the *battles of wit* that you limped away from she has never done
anything to you ...

Oh wait...

Do you mean she had something to do with your getting mixed up with certain posters? That's your
baby, dude... You made your bed, you lie in it... (euuwww)

I will miss you all. It's been wonderful... [Duh_] - 09:49pm Mar 20, 2001 EST (#666 of 710)

Hey Surfy. What's going on? You bet we are gonna stay in touch. I wouldn't have it any other way.

I will miss you all. It's been wonderful... [Duh_] - 09:50pm Mar 20, 2001 EST (#667 of 710)

OOOOOOOO...

666

I like that....

Wife and cat missing. $50 reward for cat.... [wardaddy] - 09:52pm Mar 20, 2001 EST (#668 of
710)

You little devil, you.

I will miss you all. It's been wonderful... [Duh_] - 09:57pm Mar 20, 2001 EST (#669 of 710)

***grin***

Ray, you gotta promise me to keep in touch. We WILL meet one of these days... saying we'll meet
someday is something you say just before you never see someone again...

Les personnes faibles ne peuvent être sincères. [surferchicklet] - 10:02pm Mar 20, 2001
EST (#670 of 710)

Oh, yeah... Have to keep in touch...

Doing? Not much right now... should be doing homework, but I am posting, reading and watching
Fight Club...

I will miss you all. It's been wonderful... [Duh_] - 10:06pm Mar 20, 2001 EST (#671 of 710)

Frontline is on... they're doing some thing on the SATs. Talking about how competitive about the
SATs. I took mine hungover in my junior year - and these kids are enrolling in five year classes
starting at age 14 to prepare for the SATs. GOOD GOD.

I will miss you all. It's been wonderful... [Duh_] - 10:06pm Mar 20, 2001 EST (#672 of 710)

God. I'm just going to missing posting and chatting and crap like that...

Wife and cat missing. $50 reward for cat.... [wardaddy] - 10:10pm Mar 20, 2001 EST (#673 of
710)

Duh

Count on it.

Susan [sjscruby] - 10:12pm Mar 20, 2001 EST (#674 of 710)

oh, well, I did try. LOL

Les personnes faibles ne peuvent être sincères. [surferchicklet] - 10:16pm Mar 20, 2001
EST (#675 of 710)

You'll have to turn on your flower thingie from time to time...

I'll miss it too...

And yes... the SAT's might be phased out tho... the company that makes them (and most the other
standardized testing) is talking about replacing it with something that adds a *value* or *point
system* to tests... Like you get extra points for being poor, or a minority or female, or having one
leg or a mental problem...

Sort of like they do now unofficially, but it's a *up and coming issue* so they are jumping on it
before someone else does...

I will miss you all. It's been wonderful... [Duh_] - 10:24pm Mar 20, 2001 EST (#676 of 710)

I lost my flower thing.... tonight I'll get another number and give it to you all...

Someplace new?

I need to check out where Sherrie suggested.... haven't yet...

I will miss you all. It's been wonderful... [Duh_] - 10:36pm Mar 20, 2001 EST (#677 of 710)

Holy cow!! These kids are trying to get perfect scores and crap!! Lordy...

Les personnes faibles ne peuvent être sincères. [surferchicklet] - 10:58pm Mar 20, 2001
EST (#678 of 710)

Yep...

You aren't supposed to *tutor* kids in taking IQ tests but people do it... Funding depends on Passing
The Tests... and little kids are stressing about Passing The Test ....

High schools are rated on what percentage they had do well.

If you take it and get a higher score they take the new one.

And according to one college if they accept students with lower scores it's ok because the *higher
scoring* students they do accept benefit by having a more diversified campus...

Les personnes faibles ne peuvent être sincères. [surferchicklet] - 10:59pm Mar 20, 2001
EST (#679 of 710)

The new site won't let me post... it's on of the ezboards... Did you get a lot of spam when you joined?

[lara croft] - 11:10pm Mar 20, 2001 EST (#680 of 710)

Yep, this is the place that has hit me with about 42 piece of spam so far n the last hour.

Beannachtam na Feile Padraig! [SherrieG] - 11:13pm Mar 20, 2001 EST (#681 of 710)

Chickie...try the place I sent you in email.

Dusty...it has a photo gallery site...

Holy shinola! [Rocket Man 57] - 11:17pm Mar 20, 2001 EST (#682 of 710)

I went to the "refugees" place.

The handles "Rocketman57" and "Rocket Man 57" were "already taken".

Uh huh.

Wanna avoid me? Post THERE.

I will miss you all. It's been wonderful... [Duh_] - 11:21pm Mar 20, 2001 EST (#683 of 710)

Did you know that if a white kid and a black kid are given the test but aren't told its the SAT - that
its just a research exam or something like that - the two do equally well. But if you tell them its the
SAT, the black kid will do worse. In fact, they did this with all sorts of group combinations. The
group that saw itself as inferior, performed more inferior on the SAT, a test that measured so
heavily in kids' lives...

I will miss you all. It's been wonderful... [Duh_] - 11:23pm Mar 20, 2001 EST (#684 of 710)

Yup. I got spam from that place... will go see Sherries place next..

1000 points of light and we got the dim one... [SherrieG] - 11:25pm Mar 20, 2001 EST (#685
of 710)

SherrieG is taken at Rebel's place.

Ohyeah, that's gonna be a smash hit.

Milk trucks: Tanks for the mammaries... [Rebel Rebel] - 11:26pm Mar 20, 2001 EST (#686 of
710)

There is a "stealth" box for "spam me" email hiding on the right side of the screen. If you unclick it,
you get no spam.

Or, you can post without registering.

Whatever worketh.

Milk trucks: Tanks for the mammaries... [Rebel Rebel] - 11:28pm Mar 20, 2001 EST (#687 of
710)

Sherrie, just create a local account and you can be yourself.

Or don't register, and post as SherrieG.

Sheesh - you people don't want much for free, do ya?

WANTED: Double jointed blonde with no gag reflex! [Blackricco] - 11:35pm Mar 20, 2001
EST (#688 of 710)

"Oh yeah, that's gonna be a smash hit."

And how's your little ‘secret’ clubhouse coming along, Sherrie?LOL

[lara croft] - 11:38pm Mar 20, 2001 EST (#689 of 710)

No matter what name you put in, it says it's taken. THEN it sends you a registration message (and a
zillion spam) and walla you're in.

I'm registered under every version of my name I tried.

Wow, cool place. Bill will have an orgasm. (Finally)

LOL

WANTED: Double jointed blonde with no gag reflex! [Blackricco] - 11:40pm Mar 20, 2001
EST (#690 of 710)

I think it may just be some quirk with certain people Davka...

I mean, these people are savvy enough to know to click off all the "send me everything ya got!"
settings.

Maybe with a certain combination of things... it doesn't matter.

Milk trucks: Tanks for the mammaries... [Rebel Rebel] - 11:41pm Mar 20, 2001 EST (#691 of
710)

lara, you ignorant slut!

Patience pays off - like anyone around this joint has any...

It's ok. You WILL be assimilated.

Or you will die a horrible death from BBS withdrawal.

Your choice, toots.

=^)

Milk trucks: Tanks for the mammaries... [Rebel Rebel] - 11:42pm Mar 20, 2001 EST (#692 of
710)

I dunno, Ricco... I'm beginning to think that creating an account is a kind of intelligence test...

...which is not such a bad idea, maybe. *evil grin*

[lara croft] - 11:44pm Mar 20, 2001 EST (#693 of 710)

It doesn't matter whether you turn off all the 'send me shit' buttons.

Most of us turn off all the 'send me shit' buttons and it is still sending us shit.

[lara croft] - 11:45pm Mar 20, 2001 EST (#694 of 710)

Milk trucks: Tanks for the mammaries... [Rebel Rebel] - 11:26pm Mar 20, 2001 EST
(#686 of 693) There is a "stealth" box for "spam me" email hiding on the right side of
the screen. If you unclick it, you get no spam.

Wrong.

There are several thousand boxes to unclick and it doesn't seem to matter whether you click them
or unclick them, the result is the same.

This site reminds me of politicians.

What to do, yeah... [ex-glencarr] - 11:47pm Mar 20, 2001 EST (#695 of 710)

Some of you have my email addy. Keep me posted about new sites. I am not at my own pc now so I
won't bother trying Davka's site.

[lara croft] - 11:47pm Mar 20, 2001 EST (#696 of 710)

Actually rebel rebel I haven't spent much time around here for quite a while.

I've already broken the habit. The monkey is off my back. I'm BBS free.

But you, you're hawkin another site before this one is gone?

My gawd man, take the needle out of your arm before it kills you.

LOL

Les personnes faibles ne peuvent être sincères. [surferchicklet] - 11:49pm Mar 20, 2001
EST (#697 of 710)

I went there this morning Sher...

I had like 5 windows open and then tried to download a gradekeeper program and went boom before
I could bookmark the exact place tho, so if you'd mail it again?

And yeah... let's see... 1 + 1 = 2..

Think I can handle unclicking a *Send me shit* button...

[lara croft] - 11:52pm Mar 20, 2001 EST (#698 of 710)

LOL yeah, those 'send me shit' buttons are pretty easy to spot.

The difficulty seems to lie in the actually picking a name that will get past the censors.

I will miss you all. It's been wonderful... [Duh_] - 11:52pm Mar 20, 2001 EST (#699 of 710)

You know, I thought I was weaning myself off this place... until I learned of its demise. Now I'm
feeling loss and desperately wanted to save something from here...

The second place I'd had ever been was here. It's like your first love, or the group of friend you had
in college with whom you experienced intense bonding moments....

Nope. I am not BBS free.... not by a long shot...

Trevor The Biker Dude @ theopinionsite.com [b-bart] - 11:52pm Mar 20, 2001 EST (#700 of
710)

lara

When this site closes down you are going to miss it whether you think so or not… LOL

[lara croft] - 11:54pm Mar 20, 2001 EST (#701 of 710)

Well Duh, you could probably haul off a U-Haul truck load of the furniture and flatware if you
really wanted a keepsake or two.

I'm sure no one would make you put them back.

Hell, I'll even drive the getaway truck.

Les personnes faibles ne peuvent être sincères. [surferchicklet] - 11:54pm Mar 20, 2001
EST (#702 of 710)

I've been weaning me off too... But I'll still miss a lot of you guys...

Maggie... wonderful poem...

[lara croft] - 12:01am Mar 21, 2001 EST (#703 of 710)

I didn't say I wasn't going to miss it Trevor. Regardless of the events of the last year or so, it was a
big part of my life at one time and I came to care for quite a few of the inhabitants.

I was merely saying that the last few months haven't been pleasant around here, the vitrol never
so high, and relationships once forged, were destroyed. That was reflected in the daily feel of the
place, even after the dust settled. So I've found other things to do with the time I used to spend here.

Actually, the powers that be, karma, or whatever you will that had a hand in my decision, should be
praised, because I'm much better off now for my early departure than had I stayed. I've already
gone through emotional separation anxiety, bu of my own choice. I'm not having to go through the
agony that a sudden separation that out of my control, causes.

But I'll miss it, you can bet on that.

..I only boycott things I believe to be INcorrect [edrieanne] - 04:23pm Mar 21, 2001 EST
(#704 of 710)

morning, Duh! enjoyed the new incarnation of your site - haven't been on much since the power
jack of my laptop fell off the motherboard! DAMN! Hoping to get it fixed in the immediate near so I
don't miss yall before the END.

thanks for posting my baby on the pic pages -

haven't had a chance to catch up on threads - will be only a few minutes today - so hope all is well
with you.

will be back before the close - best to all in the realm of fairy dust!

e

May you always have fair winds and following seas [wardaddy] - 04:30pm Mar 21, 2001
EST (#705 of 710)

Sherrie

Hit me with that URL again, will you? It's on my other computer and it has gone hinky on me.

Thanks.

[Duffy] - 04:38pm Mar 21, 2001 EST (#706 of 710)

Edrie!!! I'm glad you came. I didn't know whether you'd make it! :-)

..I only boycott things I believe to be INcorrect [edrieanne] - 04:59pm Mar 21, 2001 EST
(#707 of 710)

thanks to your heads up, duffy!

I'll be back on the night owl and natty's pfproseplace later - have to think about this for a bit.

hopefully, it is a "housecleaning" op by time and they will revamp and restore!

what a pity to lose this collective of ideas - when it works - it is spectacular!

btw, try the notthetime boards at http://pub53.ezboard.com/bnottol started by one of our illustrious
fellows! the format is a hoot! and it is already being visited by some of us basic addicts!

as charlie beat the dickens outta good thoughts would have said about all this........it was the best of
posts, it was the worst of posts.........

sigh

[dynamax01] - 05:11pm Mar 21, 2001 EST (#708 of 710)

Well it looks as though Father Time is pulling the plug. It's been a good run, I enjoyed it. Hope to see
you all on a new board. You can go to ezboard at:

http://pub53.ezboard.com/bnottol

This looks to be as good as anything out there, and its being set up by some good folk you will
recognize from these boards.

Good Luck,

Dynamax

What to do, yeah... [ex-glencarr] - 05:13pm Mar 21, 2001 EST (#709 of 710)

Wow. Surprisingly, I was touched by Mystery, Alaska...

[dynamax01] - 05:14pm Mar 21, 2001 EST (#710 of 710)

Well it looks as though Father Time is pulling the plug. It's been a good run, I enjoyed it. Hope to see
you all on a new board. You can go to ezboard at:

http://pub53.ezboard.com/bnottol

This looks to be as good as anything out there, and its being set up by some good folk you will
recognize from these boards.

Good Luck,

Dynamax