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Graduate of Wassamatta U. [DanielFox] - 01:16am May 23, 2000 EST (#1 of 694)
Welcome baaaaackkkkkk!
Okay, okay, I take it back, UNSCREW YOU... [Duh_] - 01:19am May 23, 2000 EST (#2 of 694)
Plenty. Now what is everybody going to drink....
Graduate of Wassamatta U. [DanielFox] - 01:22am May 23, 2000 EST (#3 of 694)
I just read Donald E. Westlake's new book yesterday.
I'm taking Friday off.
I got a good book sale to hit this weekend.
And now, Lara & Sherrie are back.
This is gonna be a GOOD week.
"I think, therefore I am single." [Rhiannon] - 01:27am May 23, 2000 EST (#4 of 694)
Welcome back, gals.
G'nite!
LOL
"I think, therefore I am single." [Rhiannon] - 01:27am May 23, 2000 EST (#4 of 694)
Welcome back, gals.
G'nite!
LOL
Okay, okay, I take it back, UNSCREW YOU... [Duh_] - 01:28am May 23, 2000 EST (#5 of 694)
Hey Bill. Long time no see.
Okay, okay, I take it back, UNSCREW YOU... [Duh_] - 01:33am May 23, 2000 EST (#6 of 694)
Bill, your not going to carry on with Lizzard are ya? Are you guys best buds now??? That would be gross. I only ask because
she's been asking for ya... big time...
Okay, okay, I take it back, UNSCREW YOU... [Duh_] - 01:41am May 23, 2000 EST (#7 of 694)
Okeedoke Bill. Well, good luck in life Bill.
What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow [DanielFox] - 01:42am May 23, 2000 EST (#8 of 694)
What's white and comes at you from both sides of the room at once?
Stereo yogurt!
[lara croft] - 01:44am May 23, 2000 EST (#9 of 694)
Go ahead Bill. You can't do lines anymore so anything you do will last only as long as it takes for Dave to delete it. Everytime
you trash anything your name is hung out and it gets deleted. Without lines you have no power and what damage you do is
only temporary.
What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow [DanielFox] - 01:45am May 23, 2000 EST (#10 of 694)
What's green and ice-skates?
Okay, okay, I take it back, UNSCREW YOU... [Duh_] - 01:45am May 23, 2000 EST (#11 of 694)
A hockey team of loogies???
Okay, okay, I take it back, UNSCREW YOU... [Duh_] - 01:46am May 23, 2000 EST (#12 of 694)
Amphibians on Ice???
[lara croft] - 01:46am May 23, 2000 EST (#13 of 694)
Stereo frogs?
Blanks? Blanks? We don't post no stinkin blanks! [Ferret Mike] - 01:46am May 23, 2000 EST (#14 of 694)
We were expecting you. Nobody is upset nor discouraged.
Sorry about your bad luck.
What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow [DanielFox] - 01:47am May 23, 2000 EST (#15 of 694)
Duh -- Actually that's pretty close. It's. . .
Peggy Phlegm!
Okay, okay, I take it back, UNSCREW YOU... [Duh_] - 01:47am May 23, 2000 EST (#16 of 694)
Moldy Cheese Ice Follies???
Okay, okay, I take it back, UNSCREW YOU... [Duh_] - 01:47am May 23, 2000 EST (#17 of 694)
oh....
[lara croft] - 01:56am May 23, 2000 EST (#18 of 694)
We are free at last.
Do you see any lines? Are you capable of creating those same lines?
Nopers, LOLOOL free at last, thank God almighty we are free at last. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Whatever you post tonight and under whatever name you use, it will all be gone by morning and a majority of those who
frequent this board won't even know you've been here.
That's the way it will be, night after night, day after day.
LOLOL thank God almighty we are free at last.
Blanks? Blanks? We don't post no stinkin blanks! [Ferret Mike] - 01:57am May 23, 2000 EST (#19 of 694)
Pathetic, ain't he.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
Man I am loving this.
Blanks? Blanks? We don't post no stinkin blanks! [Ferret Mike] - 01:57am May 23, 2000 EST (#19 of 694)
Pathetic, ain't he.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
Man I am loving this.
...faith in hope & hope in faith... [Rocketman57] - 06:00am May 23, 2000 EST (#20 of 694)
Hold him down and I'll inject the Thorazine.
[Snow] - 09:05am May 23, 2000 EST (#21 of 694)
Hey! Nice to see the Lara & Sherrie thread back in action! And everything is so neat and tidy here this morning.
Ain't no trash in my trailer since I threw you out [CooterBrown] - 10:18am May 23, 2000 EST (#22 of 694)
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD
player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you".
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his
head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light back on and began searching more valuables.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you. " Totally
rattled, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his
flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
"Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot.
"Yes," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you. " The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who do you
think you are any way?"
"Moses," Replied the bird.
"Moses" the burglar laughed.
"What kind of stupid people would name a parrot 'Moses'?"
The bird promptly answered: "The same kind of people that would name a Rottweiler 'Jesus'!"
[birdzeye2] - 10:47am May 23, 2000 EST (#23 of 694)
Hi, everyone! I feel like an exorcism has taken place around here! The bed is on the floor! *G*
...faith in hope & hope in faith... [Rocketman57] - 12:51pm May 23, 2000 EST (#25 of 694)
Just wanted to say that the Thorazine remark was aimed towards a completely vanished post. Heh heh heh.
Am selling this computer. Ad goes in tomorrow. But ah'll be bahck...
Blanks? Blanks? We don't post no stinkin blanks! [Ferret Mike] - 12:59pm May 23, 2000 EST (#26 of 694)
Yup! He has disappeared somewhere over his pitch black and smelly rainbow.
LOLOLOLOLOL
Okay, okay, I take it back, UNSCREW YOU... [Duh_] - 01:23pm May 23, 2000 EST (#28 of 694)
What kinda puter you gonna get Rocket???
[Noel1] - 03:25am May 25, 2000 EST (#29 of 694)
Okay, I'm dyin' here...
When I left PF a few years ago, I had had some run-ins with Liz; she seemed kind of mean-spirited, but I didn't feel any
particular need to start a website about it or anything. It's kind of hard for me to imagine how one person could stir such
anger.
So... What gives? Anyone allowed to tell the whole story? We can always do it by e-mail... Enquiring minds need to know!
Okay, okay, I take it back, UNSCREW YOU... [Duh_] - 03:32am May 25, 2000 EST (#30 of 694)
Actually, there are SEVERAL sites devoted to Lizz. Lizz loves them - proves to her people actually think about her regularly...
HEY!! No fighting in the war room! [DaveGin] - 09:27am May 25, 2000 EST (#31 of 694)
Maven, keep that crap off the boards.
Thanks for your kind attention.
Dave McLemore/TIME ONline
HEY!! No fighting in the war room! [DaveGin] - 10:05am May 25, 2000 EST (#32 of 694)
Liz, keep your crap off the boards too.
Dave McLemore/TIME ONline
[Snow] - 01:07pm May 25, 2000 EST (#33 of 694)
You're right, Mike. The pathetic attempts to refocus and hold hostage this community just aren't working for the disrupters. No
one is playing anymore and their time is consumed with registering new user names -- more of a hassle for them then their
brief visits are for us.
Blanks? Blanks? We don't post no stinkin blanks! [Ferret Mike] - 01:12pm May 25, 2000 EST (#34 of 694)
It's nice to see everything back to a semblance of order here. Nothing can interfere with the way we build community (The
troublemakers are but a shadow of their former selves) online, and if anything we are stronger and more cohesive then
before.
It is heartening to know this board has a great deal of resiliance to it. ;-)
Thanks for the affirmation Snow, signing up with new names three or four times a day is a major headache to someone with no
brains or the common sense given a housefly. LOL.
life is strange [MarcBolan] - 01:15pm May 25, 2000 EST (#35 of 694)
YES! We have some bananas. We have some bananas today!
Blanks? Blanks? We don't post no stinkin blanks! [Ferret Mike] - 01:17pm May 25, 2000 EST (#36 of 694)
Great old song.
Blanks? Blanks? We don't post no stinkin blanks! [Ferret Mike] - 01:34pm May 25, 2000 EST (#37 of 694)
Le Voila! I love the room service in here. The place is as neat as a pin already!
LOLOLOLOL.
[Snow] - 01:36pm May 25, 2000 EST (#38 of 694)
It's working great, Mike. Seems like Dave responds to e-mail alerts within moments these days.
Blanks? Blanks? We don't post no stinkin blanks! [Ferret Mike] - 01:40pm May 25, 2000 EST (#39 of 694)
Yep! The skull may be thick, but even the worst cowderhead has to stop beating their heads against a wall at some point. ;-)
life is strange [MarcBolan] - 01:47pm May 25, 2000 EST (#40 of 694)
Bananas gone. POOF! Kewl.
Don't go away mad. Just go away. [FAUFORDE] - 01:50pm May 25, 2000 EST (#41 of 694)
Let me see if I understand this.
A certain alcoholic was playing around certain threads, throwing eggs, urinating on the walls, TPing all over the place.
Now, there is no sign of him. Is this because of some new software thingy?
First no blank posts, now no lunatic with a keyboard?
Are things that good?
Blanks? Blanks? We don't post no stinkin blanks! [Ferret Mike] - 01:56pm May 25, 2000 EST (#42 of 694)
They are. We can even find them through the search function. There truly is no place for rats to hide in here any longer.
Here, have some champagne! ;-D
Blanks? Blanks? We don't post no stinkin blanks! [Ferret Mike] - 02:05pm May 25, 2000 EST (#43 of 694)
OJSampson aye? Like I said, no brain nor imagination. Now this situation has become highly amusing.
Okay, okay, I take it back, UNSCREW YOU... [Duh_] - 02:10pm May 25, 2000 EST (#44 of 694)
How much information is YOUR computer giving away to sites like these???
[Snow] - 02:11pm May 25, 2000 EST (#45 of 694)
The stupid names just get lamer and lamer, Mike. He's so easy to spot. And as soon as I do, I shoot off an e-mail. I consider it a
noble mission.
Blanks? Blanks? We don't post no stinkin blanks! [Ferret Mike] - 02:11pm May 25, 2000 EST (#46 of 694)
Great link Dusty. Thanks!
Blanks? Blanks? We don't post no stinkin blanks! [Ferret Mike] - 02:27pm May 25, 2000 EST (#47 of 694)
OPPPS!
"Truth is the highest thing that man may keep." [Shroom] - 02:44pm May 25, 2000 EST (#48 of 694)
Mike,
It looks like the kid should have not been the first to throw stones!!! *G*
Blanks? Blanks? We don't post no stinkin blanks! [Ferret Mike] - 02:49pm May 25, 2000 EST (#49 of 694)
Yup! he is a Darwin awardee in the making alright.
"Truth is the highest thing that man may keep." [Shroom] - 02:50pm May 25, 2000 EST (#50 of 694)
If he spends any time in jail.. Do you think he will get along alright with the guards??
I'm sure that they will all want to "rock" his world! LOL
[lara croft] - 01:00am May 26, 2000 EST (#51 of 694)
[Snow] - 02:11pm May 25, 2000 EST (#50 of 55) The stupid names just get lamer and lamer, Mike. He's so easy to
spot. And as soon as I do, I shoot off an e-mail. I consider it a noble mission.
And a right noble mission it is too. LOLOL
Synergy By Objectives [regal1] - 02:54am May 26, 2000 EST (#52 of 694)
You know, if you break my heart I'll go, But I'll be back again. 'Cause I told you once before goodbye, but I came back
again
I love you so, I'm the one who wants you Yes, I'm the one. You, could find better things to do, than to break my heart
again. This time, I will try to show that I'm, Not trying to pretend
I thought that you would realize. That if I ran away from you, that you would want me too, But I got a big surprise Oh No.
I wanna go but I hate to leave you, You know I hate to leave you , Oh well… So, if you break my heart I'll go, but I'll be
back again.
Okay, okay, I take it back, UNSCREW YOU... [Duh_] - 03:10am May 26, 2000 EST (#53 of 694)
Who are you talking to Regal?
Kiss me quick, before the lava reaches the village [MsRobbie] - 03:15am May 26, 2000 EST (#54 of 694)
Probably anyone who will listen, Duh.
Synergy By Objectives [regal1] - 03:20am May 26, 2000 EST (#55 of 694)
---AnyOne Who Can Grasp The Concept---
Lennon-McCartney
Okay, okay, I take it back, UNSCREW YOU... [Duh_] - 03:44am May 26, 2000 EST (#56 of 694)
Well then your audience is small, indeed, regal...
Synergy By Objectives [regal1] - 04:56am May 26, 2000 EST (#57 of 694)
L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L – Well then My?…. Audience is small? Because Lennon-McCartney’s Baaaaaaacccccckkkkkk!!!!!!! Song the
concept is not talking to anyone? My audience?
Okay, okay, I take it back, UNSCREW YOU... [Duh_] - 05:03am May 26, 2000 EST (#58 of 694)
GRASP THIS.....
Who are you talking to Regal?
Probably anyone who will listen, Duh.
Well then your audience is small, indeed, regal...
Synergy By Objectives [regal1] - 05:06am May 26, 2000 EST (#59 of 694)
---That Is One Of The Best Song Of All Time---
Synergy By Objectives [regal1] - 05:06am May 26, 2000 EST (#59 of 694)
---That Is One Of The Best Song Of All Time---
Ain't no trash in my trailer since I threw you out [CooterBrown] - 06:53am May 26, 2000 EST (#60 of 694)
Y'all's celebration was premature.
[Maat_] - 07:13pm May 26, 2000 EST (#61 of 694)
I have to say I am disappointed. I did not care for the blank lines much either, but I have just read about 20 post here gloating
and full of personal attacks. What is even worse, is that these were made with the assumption that the targets of these rule
violating attacks, would not be able to retaliate. Sorry, but that is hypocritical, rude, and lacking in forsight.
Anyone familiar with html or a bbs knows that it is not that hard to completely hose a board like this so that no one can use it.
Fortunately no one has done that yet, but will you people PLEASE shut up with the personal attacks so that they don't start
trying new methods?
hi- a u-lv-no-ti-s-gi [surferchicklet] - 09:24pm May 26, 2000 EST (#62 of 694)
This is cool...
One day, an expert in time management was speaking to a group of business students and, to drive home a point, used an
illustration those students will never forget. As he stood in front of the group of high-powered overachievers he said, "Okay,
time for a quiz," and pulled out a one-gallon, wide-mouth mason jar and set it on the table in front of him.
He also produced about a dozen fist-sized rocks and carefully placed them, one at a time, into the jar. When the jar was filled to
the top and no more rocks would fit inside, he asked, "Is this jar full?"
Everyone in the class yelled, "Yes."
The time management expert replied, "Really?" He reached under the table and pulled out a bucket of gravel. He dumped some
gravel in and shook the jar causing pieces of gravel to work themselves into the spaces between the big rocks. He then asked
the group once more, "Is the jar full?"
By this time the class was on to him. "Probably not," one of them answered. "Good," he replied.
He reached under the table and brought out a bucket of sand. He started dumping the sand in the jar and it went into all of the
spaces left between the rocks and the gravel. Once more he asked the question, "Is this jar full?" "No," the class shouted. Once
again he said, "Good!"
Then he took a pitcher of water and began to pour it in until the jar was filled to the brim. Then he looked at the class and
asked, "What is the point of this illustration?"
One eager beaver raised his hand and said, "The point is, no matter how full your schedule is, if you try really hard you can
always fit more things in it!"
"No," the speaker replied, "that's not the point. The truth is what this illustration teaches us is this:
If you don't put the big rocks in first, you'll never get them in at all.
What are the "big rocks" in your life? Time with your loved ones? Your faith? Your education? Your dreams? A worthy cause?
Teaching or mentoring others?
Remember to put these big rocks in first or you'll never get them in at all.
So, tonight or in the morning, when you are reflecting on this short story, ask yourself this question, "What are the big rocks
in my life? Then, put those in your jar first!"
Author Unknown
Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans? [freeindividual] - 11:35pm May 26, 2000 EST (#63 of 694)
How in hell does one start at the first post and get all the way thru to the last post. I've tried three times, from both ends, and get
stalled. Get to a post, hit the 'next' button and it goes nowhere, stays where I'm at.
Not upset if it's a "private" thread for only certain people, just curious.
Kiss me quick, before the lava reaches the village [MsRobbie] - 11:37pm May 26, 2000 EST (#64 of 694)
Free, go up to the URL and add a couple to the last number. You may have to back-track to get to the point you left off.
Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans? [freeindividual] - 12:15am May 27, 2000 EST (#65 of 694)
MsRobbie
Well, started at #1 again, got to #24 like before and that's as far as it goes. Tried what you said, put different #'s in the URL and
tried by clicking the 'next' button and hitting the 'enter' button too, no dice again.
Came back to the last post, backtracked one damn post at a time until #66, then got all the way back to #25. OK, started again and
got to #37, could go no further, just to the last post and here I am.
Thanks for the help but I'm done with this one.
What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow [DanielFox] - 12:26am May 27, 2000 EST (#66 of 694)
Hmm, kind of weird. This thread suddenly showed up at the top of the list, with "71 posts, newest at 12:22." Well, it has 71 posts
(until now), but No. 71 was posted at 12:15. Strange
Great minds have purposes, others have wishes. [SherrieG] - 01:03am May 27, 2000 EST (#67 of 694)
Lizzard has been giving our resident psycho "how to f**k up the board" lessons.
What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow [DanielFox] - 01:06am May 27, 2000 EST (#68 of 694)
I thought it might be something like that.
What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow [DanielFox] - 01:14am May 27, 2000 EST (#69 of 694)
In other news. . .
I have decided to become a vegetarian.
It's not that I love animals. . . I just REALLY hate plants.
Kiss me quick, before the lava reaches the village [MsRobbie] - 01:25am May 27, 2000 EST (#70 of 694)
Sorry, Free. I notice there has been a lot of activity here. When I began this post, there were 75 posts showing before this.
However, the counter on the URL shows 281 posts. Obviously gremlins have been visiting.
What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow [DanielFox] - 01:34am May 27, 2000 EST (#71 of 694)
Robbie -- I never noticed there was a counter on the URL. Now I do, and it says 285.
Does this mean that all your posts count as four ordinary posts?
Kiss me quick, before the lava reaches the village [MsRobbie] - 01:37am May 27, 2000 EST (#72 of 694)
Heh heh heh... is that like having a weighted vote?
Okay, okay, I take it back, UNSCREW YOU... [Duh_] - 01:42am May 27, 2000 EST (#73 of 694)
I don't have numbers at the end of a url... hmpt.
Okay, okay, I take it back, UNSCREW YOU... [Duh_] - 01:42am May 27, 2000 EST (#74 of 694)
Now I do... wow.
Okay, okay, I take it back, UNSCREW YOU... [Duh_] - 01:43am May 27, 2000 EST (#75 of 694)
Eww... now I don't....
Kiss me quick, before the lava reaches the village [MsRobbie] - 01:46am May 27, 2000 EST (#76 of 694)
Duh, right after you've posted, the URL goes into some kind of holding bin, and you see something that begins with "e" (this
post was eebb51c). When you leave the thread, then return to it, you'll see the URL counter again.
What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow [DanielFox] - 01:49am May 27, 2000 EST (#77 of 694)
And then you'll be . . . the Duchess of URL.
(sorry, couldn't control the impulse)
[lara croft] - 01:59am May 27, 2000 EST (#78 of 694)
Pretty much all the threads are misreporting the number of entries.
Probably still reporting the posts Dave took out, or math isn't the strong suit around here.
hi- a u-lv-no-ti-s-gi [surferchicklet] - 09:38am May 27, 2000 EST (#79 of 694)
I think the new delete feature is a little strange. And no, Free, you aren't being excluded... the navigation buttons don't work
right when there are a lot of blank posts on a thread.
Life's a beach. [babblingbrook] - 11:36am May 27, 2000 EST (#80 of 694)
I just changed the # from 301 to 302 - and it's still stuck on Lara's post #83 though it says there's one more. I suppose the
*resident* moles think they're cute. Neither one apparently understands karmic law though the amount of whining about
their lives certainly indicates it's at work. Oh well.
Morning, sc,
Sorry I missed you last night...worked two jobs for 18 hours...so made a couple of drive by posts before I hit Dreamland...got
plans with the chicklita for today?
Kiss me quick, before the lava reaches the village [MsRobbie] - 12:00pm May 27, 2000 EST (#81 of 694)
Two jobs? Eighteen hours? Ewwwww...
Life's a beach. [babblingbrook] - 12:19pm May 27, 2000 EST (#82 of 694)
Ewww..is right. Today I only have to put in 6...counting traffic for an engineering company.
Yesterday was a bear 'cause I was also helping a friend who just started her own bakery - and I hadda be there at 5:30...that's
A.M. Ahm getting too old for those kinds of hours.
Life's a beach. [babblingbrook] - 12:19pm May 27, 2000 EST (#82 of 694)
Ewww..is right. Today I only have to put in 6...counting traffic for an engineering company.
Yesterday was a bear 'cause I was also helping a friend who just started her own bakery - and I hadda be there at 5:30...that's
A.M. Ahm getting too old for those kinds of hours.
Trevor The Biker Dude @ theopinionsite.com [b-bart] - 02:12pm May 27, 2000 EST (#83 of 694)
Two jobs? Eighteen hours? Ewwwww...
I'll second that. Ewwwww...
Life's a beach. [babblingbrook] - 03:07pm May 27, 2000 EST (#84 of 694)
lol..b-bart
There's *comfort* in that it's a temporary thing - and when all the tourists are gone on Tuesday, I'll still be setting on the
dock by the bay...life could be worse. I know you know what I mean...
[lara croft] - 05:08pm May 27, 2000 EST (#85 of 694)
- and it's still stuck on Lara's post #83 though it says there's one more.
No mystery. It's such an important piece of work, that post, that the techs decided to immortalize it.
Personally, I agree.
LOLOL
Beer swillin', Skirt chasin', Anti-PC Redneck! [Blackricco] - 05:13pm May 27, 2000 EST (#86 of 694)
The difference between the number on the post you're reading, and the number of posts the URL claims, is the number times
our resident psycho muttering secret agent man has brought the thread up to the top.
[lara croft] - 05:28pm May 27, 2000 EST (#87 of 694)
Wow,he loves us.
Beer swillin', Skirt chasin', Anti-PC Redneck! [Blackricco] - 05:46pm May 27, 2000 EST (#88 of 694)
Actually Lara, I think ol' Bill has white hot, seething, rage towards this board and some posters in particular.
Only tremendous anger would drive someone to indulge in such monumentally inconvenient behavior on their end, to send
such little inconvenience back this way.
Beer swillin', Skirt chasin', Anti-PC Redneck! [Blackricco] - 05:46pm May 27, 2000 EST (#88 of 694)
Actually Lara, I think ol' Bill has white hot, seething, rage towards this board and some posters in particular.
Only tremendous anger would drive someone to indulge in such monumentally inconvenient behavior on their end, to send
such little inconvenience back this way.
Okay, okay, I take it back, UNSCREW YOU... [Duh_] - 06:14pm May 27, 2000 EST (#89 of 694)
Moi? Giving Bill lessons? My, we have some paranoid people here. No wonder my ears have been burning.
She COULDN‘T have been giving Bill lessons, that would take a rudimentary understand of the computer, plus a pair of
opposible thumbs....
Okay, okay, I take it back, UNSCREW YOU... [Duh_] - 06:14pm May 27, 2000 EST (#89 of 694)
Moi? Giving Bill lessons? My, we have some paranoid people here. No wonder my ears have been burning.
She COULDN‘T have been giving Bill lessons, that would take a rudimentary understand of the computer, plus a pair of opposible
thumbs....
Okay, okay, I take it back, UNSCREW YOU... [Duh_] - 06:16pm May 27, 2000 EST (#90 of 694)
Actually Lara, I think ol' Bill has white hot, seething, rage towards this board and some posters in
particular.
Only tremendous anger would drive someone to indulge in such monumentally inconvenient behavior on
their end, to send such little inconvenience back this way.
Or someone who tremendously bored with a lot of time. Sometimes is not what you feel, but how much time you have on your
hands. Like some of the Lizzard sites. She probably thinks that she compels people to such rage that they are drooling and
seething as they are obsessively making these site. Its probably more that they have a little time and dislike for her and
channeled some energy into making sites, not say, little lines or blank posts...
Okay, okay, I take it back, UNSCREW YOU... [Duh_] - 06:18pm May 27, 2000 EST (#91 of 694)
Howdy, Bill....
Okay, okay, I take it back, UNSCREW YOU... [Duh_] - 06:26pm May 27, 2000 EST (#92 of 694)
I’m not obsessed, I just have a healthy dislike for her.
Hot in Kansas today...
Blanks? Blanks? We don't post no stinkin blanks! [Ferret Mike] - 06:36pm May 27, 2000 EST (#93 of 694)
Then why do you plant yer fat ass at the 'puter so much if it is so wonderful?
Blanks? Blanks? We don't post no stinkin blanks! [Ferret Mike] - 06:36pm May 27, 2000 EST (#93 of 694)
Then why do you plant yer fat ass at the 'puter so much if it is so wonderful?
Blanks? Blanks? We don't post no stinkin blanks! [Ferret Mike] - 06:42pm May 27, 2000 EST (#94 of 694)
Like a goldfish in his bowl in a mansion? You still sound like a non participant in the life around you.
Okay, okay, I take it back, UNSCREW YOU... [Duh_] - 06:55pm May 27, 2000 EST (#95 of 694)
Its about 80 or something.. Its just hot... and allergical... lots of that ole pollen and animal dander in the air....
Blanks? Blanks? We don't post no stinkin blanks! [Ferret Mike] - 06:57pm May 27, 2000 EST (#96 of 694)
Nor do you readfor comprehension. The outside you rave of would corrilate to the mansion, where you live would be the
goldfish bowl.
So how much have you drank today russell?
Blanks? Blanks? We don't post no stinkin blanks! [Ferret Mike] - 06:57pm May 27, 2000 EST (#96 of 694)
Nor do you readfor comprehension. The outside you rave of would corrilate to the mansion, where you live would be the
goldfish bowl.
So how much have you drank today russell?
Blanks? Blanks? We don't post no stinkin blanks! [Ferret Mike] - 07:25pm May 27, 2000 EST (#97 of 694)
Here is an interesting article about Eugene, Oregon:
Reputation on the line: Image - Many believe the movement is a presence but its strength is exaggerated
Kiss me quick, before the lava reaches the village [MsRobbie] - 08:15pm May 27, 2000 EST (#98 of 694)
Babblingbrook, you are indeed a friend! No one I know would even think of asking me to be anywhere at 5:30 a.m. In fact, I'm
not sure I believe there really is such a thing as 5:30 a.m. but, just in case, I don't want to find out.
How often are you going to be called upon to help?
Kiss me quick, before the lava reaches the village [MsRobbie] - 08:15pm May 27, 2000 EST (#98 of 694)
Babblingbrook, you are indeed a friend! No one I know would even think of asking me to be anywhere at 5:30 a.m. In fact, I'm
not sure I believe there really is such a thing as 5:30 a.m. but, just in case, I don't want to find out.
How often are you going to be called upon to help?
Life's a beach. [babblingbrook] - 09:55pm May 27, 2000 EST (#99 of 694)
I'm not sure I believe there really is such a thing as 5:30
LOL...ya know that *glamourous* business in Hollywood? Most production calls are for 6 am. That means you've parked, walked,
clocked in and gotten everything in order for the camera to roll. I been getting up at 4 am for years. (When I started, my
Billie-Burke-like mother thought I only had to report the first day at such an ungodly hour. She had no use for early morning
either.)
How often are you going to be called upon to help?
An *as needed* thingie while she builds a reliable staff.
BTW, re edema...you might try cranberry juice. It's an effective diruetic that has a healthy cleansing effect on the kidneys.
hi- a u-lv-no-ti-s-gi [surferchicklet] - 10:11pm May 27, 2000 EST (#100 of 694)
bb... Sorry I missed you this morning.
Chicklita and I have spent the day with the roomie, sans her her son. Grilled out for dinner, and listened to a couple of 9 yr old
girls (Chicklita and the neighbor girl) play *Truth or Dare*... *S* The neighbor girl is as witty and Chicklita so it was cute.
We're thinking of going to a craft fair tomorrow, then the beach...
Hopefully the rain will stay away til later in the afternoon...
I used to get up every morning at 5 to go feed horses. I still wake up then, I just go back to sleep generally tho.*S*
Good luck with the two jobs .. Hopefully your friend will have some reliable staff soon.
hi- a u-lv-no-ti-s-gi [surferchicklet] - 10:14pm May 27, 2000 EST (#101 of 694)
Oh... If you have any edema issues from what I understand cutting down on salt and sodas helps and if you take a diuretic
(burdock root tea is a good cleansing thing) take some potassium too. Not a lot tho.
Duh..... Do I take the high pollen count as a sign that Actifed may be required? (she asked hopefully)
Life's a beach. [babblingbrook] - 10:37pm May 27, 2000 EST (#102 of 694)
sc
Sounds like a lovely day...hope your weather cooperates for tomorrow as well. It's fun to *observe* your kiddo, isn't it? Even at
this advanced age, I'll be busy in a corner of my daughter's classroom and catch a glimpse or hear a conversation that gives me
a whole 'nother insight.I'm glad that being fascinated with one's children goes on...
I'm through with the two jobs for now anyway...like you, if the weather's good, I'm gonna try to get to some part of the beach
that the tourists haven't commandered.
hi- a u-lv-no-ti-s-gi [surferchicklet] - 10:51pm May 27, 2000 EST (#103 of 694)
That's a good point bb... Chicklita said the other day she'd like to live close to a beach you could actually swim in..*S* Still a bit
cool here for the water... we'll do the boardwalk at least tho.
Have a great rest-of-the-weekend!
I just would like to point out that Sly Stallone can kick Antonio Banderas' butt anyday..*S*
Yep... watching Assassin..*S*
Kiss me quick, before the lava reaches the village [MsRobbie] - 10:55pm May 27, 2000 EST (#104 of 694)
BTW, re edema...you might try cranberry juice. It's an effective diruetic that has a healthy cleansing effect on
the kidneys.
Oh what a good idea! Thanks, Babblingbrook, I'd forgotten about cranberry juice.
Kiss me quick, before the lava reaches the village [MsRobbie] - 10:55pm May 27, 2000 EST (#104 of 694)
BTW, re edema...you might try cranberry juice. It's an effective diruetic that has a healthy cleansing effect on
the kidneys.
Oh what a good idea! Thanks, Babblingbrook, I'd forgotten about cranberry juice.
[lara croft] - 11:47pm May 27, 2000 EST (#105 of 694)
Only tremendous anger would drive someone to indulge in such monumentally inconvenient behavior on
their end, to send such little inconvenience back this way.
Naw, only someone with absolutely nothing else in this world, to do. Someone who has such a boring life that he lives to
create threads no one visits, create posts no one gives a damn about, creates posts that will be deleted by morning and
someone who creates several new identities a day just to be a part of something that doesn't want him.
Great minds have purposes, others have wishes. [SherrieG] - 12:22am May 28, 2000 EST (#106 of 694)
In point of fact, Sly Stallone doesn't even come up to Antonio Banderas' armpit. He's shorter than Michael J. Fox.
Kiss me quick, before the lava reaches the village [MsRobbie] - 12:27am May 28, 2000 EST (#107 of 694)
No kidding, Sherrie? Sly Stalone is short? Ohmygawd!
Great minds have purposes, others have wishes. [SherrieG] - 01:09am May 28, 2000 EST (#108 of 694)
He's about 5'3", Robbie.
A very WELL DEVELOPED 5'3" to be sure, but shorter than hell.
Yes, I plan to be nice. At least for now. [Panama Hank] - 01:59am May 28, 2000 EST (#109 of 694)
While we are waiting for the cat fights to start, how about a joke?
ONCE there was a mad scientist who worked by himself in his laboratory. He was so lonely that one day be decided to clone
himself. Everything worked perfectly, except that the clone had a very foul mouth. The scientist worked with the clone but,
alas, he could not make the clone clean up his language. He got so tired of the clone's language that one day he pushed him
off a cliff.
A policeman rushed up to him and yelled: ``You are under arrest!``What for?'' the mad scientist asked.
And the answer was: ``For making an obscene clone fall.
Okay, okay, I take it back, UNSCREW YOU... [Duh_] - 04:13am May 28, 2000 EST (#110 of 694)
Lizz, what the hell are you talking about??? You know what I think? I think you're jealous. And deep down, you just want to be
loved by us. Just be a good person lizz - don't beat those kids when your drunk, don't harass and stalk people and for GAWD
sakes, try to love yourself....
Okay, okay, I take it back, UNSCREW YOU... [Duh_] - 04:14am May 28, 2000 EST (#111 of 694)
And, lizz, apparently comprehension is lacking when you read, too. I do not obsess on Bill, but, Lizz.... I have to admit.... I want
you... I want you bad...
Okay, okay, I take it back, UNSCREW YOU... [Duh_] - 04:15am May 28, 2000 EST (#112 of 694)
I'm a lesbian chubby chaser, and I want you...
Okay, okay, I take it back, UNSCREW YOU... [Duh_] - 04:16am May 28, 2000 EST (#113 of 694)
God, talk to me dirty again. I love it when you get common....**PANT PANT***
Okay, okay, I take it back, UNSCREW YOU... [Duh_] - 04:19am May 28, 2000 EST (#114 of 694)
Anyway.... hate to post and run, but we are going to breakfast now. Bye Bill, keep your pecker up... Oh and I guess I could say
the same for you, too, Lizzard.......
Okay, okay, I take it back, UNSCREW YOU... [Duh_] - 04:24am May 28, 2000 EST (#115 of 694)
Egads... when you do penis talk, my nipples harden....
[Darby-415] - 04:28am May 28, 2000 EST (#116 of 694)
Oh, Duh--I'm so jealous,you're always there ahead of me and you always get the best ones.....I've never wanted a woman
before, but Ms Ard just does something to me I can't explain.
Okay, okay, I take it back, UNSCREW YOU... [Duh_] - 04:30am May 28, 2000 EST (#117 of 694)
Doesn't she??? God I am soooo jealous tho - I'm mean WHATTA BODY.... If I could just have an ASS like hers, its probably sweet
as honey, and full of love....
[Darby-415] - 04:37am May 28, 2000 EST (#118 of 694)
OHMYGOD--would I like kill for an ass like that? Having a little ass is no fun--where's the challenge-where's the fun, when
you can just walk thru a door without calling Allied Movers to wedge ya thru like a piano?
Great minds have purposes, others have wishes. [SherrieG] - 04:40am May 28, 2000 EST (#119 of 694)
Duh -- turn your little communicator on, hon, I have to talk to you right now.
Okay, okay, I take it back, UNSCREW YOU... [Duh_] - 04:40am May 28, 2000 EST (#120 of 694)
And have you seen her man?? MOVE OVER MEL GIBSON, I want a man like that... doesn't he look like he could rock your
world???
[kariannhopes] - 06:53am May 28, 2000 EST (#121 of 694)
Uh...did I stumble upon the Dr. Ruth's Board? Nope. It says politics. Egads!
HEY!! No fighting in the war room! [DaveGin] - 07:45am May 28, 2000 EST (#122 of 694)
I'm a little busy this morning and don't have time to get rid of all the trash.
OJ, Ms Robbie is correct. Your attacks on the family of others is beneath contempt. It's a classless act. Who are you trying to
emulate - Liz? Knock it off.
I'll be back.
Dave McLemore/TIME Online
hi- a u-lv-no-ti-s-gi [surferchicklet] - 11:15am May 28, 2000 EST (#123 of 694)
Sly may be short, but, but he's still tough.
And hey... you gotta give him props for singing with Dolly in that Rhinestone Cowboy movie..*S*
That took some nerve..*g*
He has a son who is autisic too, if I remember right.. That has to be tough.
Ms R... I hope you're ok...
[McDuffy] - 03:36pm May 28, 2000 EST (#124 of 694)
I'll be back.
That's the worst Arnold Schwarzenegger impression that I've ever seen.
when the whip comes down [ex-glencarr] - 08:52pm May 28, 2000 EST (#125 of 694)
Was somebody speshul here last night? It almost sounds like a one-sided conversation; a monologue if you will. Anyway, saw a
great play in NYC yesterday. The Real Thing by Tom Stoppard. Excellent. Made me tear up a bit...
when the whip comes down [ex-glencarr] - 08:52pm May 28, 2000 EST (#125 of 694)
Was somebody speshul here last night? It almost sounds like a one-sided conversation; a monologue if you will. Anyway, saw a
great play in NYC yesterday. The Real Thing by Tom Stoppard. Excellent. Made me tear up a bit...
Trevor The Biker Dude @ theopinionsite.com [b-bart] - 09:30pm May 28, 2000 EST (#126 of 694)
Glen
Sounds like a good play.
BTW monologue's are ok.
[lara croft] - 10:37pm May 28, 2000 EST (#127 of 694)
Yep, monologues are just fine. You can scroll down, catch the name and then scroll right on past without having to read them
AND they are gone by morning.
How ya doing, Glen? Where'd you see the play? What theater?
[lara croft] - 01:13am May 29, 2000 EST (#128 of 694)
Bye bye Bill. LOLOLOL You'll be gone by morning.
Now then, on to important stuff.
Sherrie, you out there?
Blanks? Blanks? We don't post no stinkin blanks! [Ferret Mike] - 01:15am May 29, 2000 EST (#129 of 694)
How is it going tonight Lara? Not much happens here on a holiday, does it?
Great minds have purposes, others have wishes. [SherrieG] - 01:17am May 29, 2000 EST (#130 of 694)
hey Lara, you betcha...
Boy, what a GLORIOUS day, went to the beach this afternoon with Aaron, he and Dave went rockclimbing. If I closed my eyes it
didn't bother me a bit LOL!
[lara croft] - 01:17am May 29, 2000 EST (#131 of 694)
Doesn't seem to, Mike.
I'm doing just fine.
How about you?
I refuse to travel on these holidays. The airports are way too crowded for my tastes and the roads are outrageous. Getting a room
in a decent hotel is near impossible and you have to put up with a crowd wherever you go.
Nope, holidays are for staying home and catching up on your sleep, your reading and those little things that need doing around
the house.
[lara croft] - 01:19am May 29, 2000 EST (#132 of 694)
LOL yeah, I remember how it doesn't bother you that Aaron can scamper across those rocks like a little mountain goat. Yeah, I
remember how little it bothered you. LOLOL Has your heart settled back down yet?
[lara croft] - 01:22am May 29, 2000 EST (#133 of 694)
Thread?
LOOLOLOL oh you mean the ones no one but you posts on? The one's that no one actually really sees? Those threads? LOLOL poor
baby.
Blanks? Blanks? We don't post no stinkin blanks! [Ferret Mike] - 01:23am May 29, 2000 EST (#134 of 694)
I have had a good weekend. I went out to Fall Creek and Winberry, the two local treesits. I did some climbing, and worked on
some tactics for upcoming fun this next month with some friends.
The sky was mostly cloudy with some sprinkles, but the coolness made the exertion of tree climbing tolerable. I was amused
when Julia Hill (butterfly) talked to us about that magic moment at a hundred feet or so above the forest floor when
contemplations of mortality seem to come out of nowhere. Since I fell, those moments have been less enjoyable, but yet, I climb.
Great minds have purposes, others have wishes. [SherrieG] - 01:26am May 29, 2000 EST (#135 of 694)
Mutter mutter, yeah I remember that. My baby was out there taking his life in his hands and you're going "HIGHER, Aaron,
HIGHER!!!''''
[lara croft] - 01:27am May 29, 2000 EST (#136 of 694)
Well just think Mike, all that fun and the weekend isn't even over yet.
Actually, I've had a pretty good weekend too. I've gotten tons accomplished. Got a family member married off and found just the
absolutely most perfect potting bench.
Great minds have purposes, others have wishes. [SherrieG] - 01:28am May 29, 2000 EST (#137 of 694)
Since when have you needed a bench to --
oopsie, nevermind.
[lara croft] - 01:28am May 29, 2000 EST (#138 of 694)
Great minds have purposes, others have wishes. [SherrieG] - 01:26am May 29, 2000 EST (#146 of 147) Mutter
mutter, yeah I remember that. My baby was out there taking his life in his hands and you're going "HIGHER,
Aaron, HIGHER!!!''''
LOL he's gotta stretch. At that age they know no fear. That's cuz Mom has enough for both of em.
Blanks? Blanks? We don't post no stinkin blanks! [Ferret Mike] - 01:30am May 29, 2000 EST (#139 of 694)
I can teach him how to prussic up a three hundred foot rope for fun if you like Sherrie. ;-)
You know that would be fun for you to watch.
[lara croft] - 01:31am May 29, 2000 EST (#140 of 694)
Great minds have purposes, others have wishes. [SherrieG] - 01:28am May 29, 2000 EST (#148 of 149) Since
when have you needed a bench to --
oopsie, nevermind.
LOLOLOL "POTTING" sugar, not "POT."
Great minds have purposes, others have wishes. [SherrieG] - 01:32am May 29, 2000 EST (#141 of 694)
Michael, you get near my kid with a tree and a rope and you and I are gonna have words.
Followed by shots.
LOLOLOLOLOL
[lara croft] - 01:36am May 29, 2000 EST (#142 of 694)
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Blanks? Blanks? We don't post no stinkin blanks! [Ferret Mike] - 01:37am May 29, 2000 EST (#143 of 694)
I know that if I was guilty of doing that, I had better plan a long stay up the tree I was in. I would know better then to face
the wrath of a Mom who saw her pride and joy dangleing up high in a skinny rope wearing a climbing harness. ;-)
Great minds have purposes, others have wishes. [SherrieG] - 01:43am May 29, 2000 EST (#144 of 694)
Hehehehe ya got that right. I will haunt you, Mikie, HAUNT YOU...
Of course, if ya just wanna drop by and hang out, I have no problem with that at all. I will just hide all the trees in the
neighborhood.
[lara croft] - 01:44am May 29, 2000 EST (#145 of 694)
LOLOLOL leave him alone Sher, for cryin' out loud let him live. Afterall, he said he'd put a harness on Aaron. LOLOL
Blanks? Blanks? We don't post no stinkin blanks! [Ferret Mike] - 01:46am May 29, 2000 EST (#146 of 694)
"I will just hide all the trees in the neighborhood."
I don't know Sherrie, the dogs usually have a bad reaction to that. You might incur a lawsuit from angry leglifters living
nearby. ;-)
Blanks? Blanks? We don't post no stinkin blanks! [Ferret Mike] - 01:46am May 29, 2000 EST (#146 of 694)
"I will just hide all the trees in the neighborhood."
I don't know Sherrie, the dogs usually have a bad reaction to that. You might incur a lawsuit from angry leglifters living
nearby. ;-)
Great minds have purposes, others have wishes. [SherrieG] - 01:50am May 29, 2000 EST (#147 of 694)
Aaron wandered idly through my bedroom this afternoon while some lady was walking by with one of those little yappy
rat-on-steroids dogs and announced, to nobody in particular, "I hate little dogs. Maybe I was a tree in my last life."
hi- a u-lv-no-ti-s-gi [surferchicklet] - 01:50am May 29, 2000 EST (#148 of 694)
Sher, Aaron would be all right... he didn't skip Kindergarten,... that's where they taught the not falling out of the tree part,
right Mike? *s*
Blanks? Blanks? We don't post no stinkin blanks! [Ferret Mike] - 01:52am May 29, 2000 EST (#149 of 694)
I also got a six count ticket for posting lost ferret signs last January (I got him back) two days ago. 735.00 fine to start off my
weekend staring me in the face.
Facism lives. I am going to fight it. Freedom of speach is an important right I always believe in defending.
Blanks? Blanks? We don't post no stinkin blanks! [Ferret Mike] - 01:53am May 29, 2000 EST (#150 of 694)
I missed most of kindergarten Surferchicklet. I was usually up in a tree somewhere.
I fell out of several by the time I was ten. It is a wonder I grew up to be so damn normal and such an average, everyday type
of guy.
Great minds have purposes, others have wishes. [SherrieG] - 01:55am May 29, 2000 EST (#151 of 694)
pppfffftttttt....
::::sitting on hands::::
[lara croft] - 01:57am May 29, 2000 EST (#152 of 694)
You were fined for trying to find your pet?????
hi- a u-lv-no-ti-s-gi [surferchicklet] - 01:57am May 29, 2000 EST (#153 of 694)
LOL...
The tickets suck, Mike... What did you do... just put them on telephone poles?
[lara croft] - 01:57am May 29, 2000 EST (#154 of 694)
LOLOL good girl Sher.
Blanks? Blanks? We don't post no stinkin blanks! [Ferret Mike] - 01:58am May 29, 2000 EST (#155 of 694)
"some lady was walking by with one of those little yappy rat-on-steroids dogs"
Grendal like them Sherrie. He says they make good eatting. At least their noses do. ;-)
[lara croft] - 02:36am May 29, 2000 EST (#156 of 694)
One of those "Here lizard lizard lizard" dogs?
Blanks? Blanks? We don't post no stinkin blanks! [Ferret Mike] - 02:38am May 29, 2000 EST (#157 of 694)
Yup! He loves them. They get so scared at meeting an agressive dog hating ferret they usually turn themselves inside out. Or
try to anyways. ;-)
[lara croft] - 02:41am May 29, 2000 EST (#158 of 694)
LOL face it Mike, they get "so scared" at their own shadow that they keep the carpets wet.
Blanks? Blanks? We don't post no stinkin blanks! [Ferret Mike] - 02:50am May 29, 2000 EST (#159 of 694)
And the walls and ceiling they seem to be able to run up as the bounce around the room using that shrill, horrible, high
pitched barking.
I know some of those things I woud like to let a hungry Korean family babysit for a while.
[lara croft] - 03:33am May 29, 2000 EST (#160 of 694)
LOL I had a rat dog once. She was a stray. I couldn't call the pound to pick her up and I spend tons trying to find her family
and failed. Once all the options were gone I wound up with her for something like 17 years. I didn't like her, she was a major
bitch, hateful and snappy and SHE didn't like anyone except me. She snapped and yapped and tried to bite anyone who tried
to pet her BUT, I couldn't send her to the pound and she refused to run away.
After 17 years or so she just died.
She was the weirdest dog I ever had. She was probably the reason I now have cats.
Blanks? Blanks? We don't post no stinkin blanks! [Ferret Mike] - 03:44am May 29, 2000 EST (#161 of 694)
Sounds more like a large mobile tumor then a dog. And proof that only good dogs die young. ;-)
[lara croft] - 03:47am May 29, 2000 EST (#162 of 694)
LOL yeah you got that right. She was horror on legs and she lived a long long long long long long long long long long long
long long long long long life.
If that doesn't prove that only the good die young, nothing will.
Mike® [jesters1] - 04:28am May 29, 2000 EST (#163 of 694)
My wife just brought home a chocolate lab. I've never had a dog before, and my cats have never had a dog before. We are all
terrified. I can't fit under the bed or I'd be there with them.
[lara croft] - 04:30am May 29, 2000 EST (#164 of 694)
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL ohman, you're in a world of hurt.
So is the dog.
Cats?
ouch
Mike® [jesters1] - 04:36am May 29, 2000 EST (#165 of 694)
I love cats, I've had them my whole life. I had a cat that lived to be 21. She was a great girl. I cried a river of tears when she
died.
But dogs? I dunno about dogs.
Supposedly he is good with cats..it looks like he is even a little afraid of them. Although he is about 10 times their size.
The neighborhood Tom, who insists on making his home in my back yard, and I obligingly pay homage and feed him..just
took a swing at him and the lab came running back in and hid behind me.
[lara croft] - 04:41am May 29, 2000 EST (#166 of 694)
LOLOLOLOL oh Mike, looks like you got your hands full. LOLOLOLOL
Okay, okay, I take it back, UNSCREW YOU... [Duh_] - 04:44am May 29, 2000 EST (#167 of 694)
DDDogs are WONDERFUL. THEY ARE SOOO MUCH BETTER THAN cats. I have three of them.
Mike® [jesters1] - 04:44am May 29, 2000 EST (#168 of 694)
Life is strange.
[lara croft] - 05:09am May 29, 2000 EST (#169 of 694)
Sorry DUH, but I have had dogs all my life. In the last 10 years or so I've had cats. Before I had cats I hated cats. Now that I
have cats and am in a position to compare them to dogs (having had dogs for 25 or so years prior to having had cats) I have to
say, I much prefer cats. Lots less slobber.
Okay, okay, I take it back, UNSCREW YOU... [Duh_] - 05:09am May 29, 2000 EST (#170 of 694)
More slobber, more love...
[lara croft] - 05:12am May 29, 2000 EST (#171 of 694)
LOL yeah, but cats show love without slobber.
Okay, okay, I take it back, UNSCREW YOU... [Duh_] - 05:13am May 29, 2000 EST (#172 of 694)
No they don't - they are little bags of attitude with giant bugs up their butts...
Mike® [jesters1] - 05:16am May 29, 2000 EST (#173 of 694)
My female cat (Maggie) waits for me when I get out of the shower and insists on licking my lower legs dry. It's quite the
morning ritual around here.
Mike® [jesters1] - 05:18am May 29, 2000 EST (#174 of 694)
Naw...if you met my cat Hobbes you would be sold. He is quite the lovable bundle of fur. No attitude at all. He is pure neuroses.
Okay, okay, I take it back, UNSCREW YOU... [Duh_] - 05:19am May 29, 2000 EST (#175 of 694)
My doggie licks my toes...
Mike® [jesters1] - 05:20am May 29, 2000 EST (#176 of 694)
Frankly, I'm jealous.
Okay, okay, I take it back, UNSCREW YOU... [Duh_] - 05:21am May 29, 2000 EST (#177 of 694)
I can't even get whahizface to lick my toes...
[lara croft] - 05:31am May 29, 2000 EST (#178 of 694)
None of my cats have attitudes, actually. Okay, they have a bit of a class thingie going.
They are all gathered at the door when I come in from work. One insists on spending the next half hour or so on my
shoulder, riding around, purring, nuzzling my neck and ear and looking at me with those "love on" eyes. One seems so over
joyed at seeing me he just can't keep his skin on straight and he doesn't care if he's first petted or last, just so long as he is on
the list at some point, and he purrs loudly through the line.
One is so gentle she wouldn't crowd in the petting line if her life depended on it and as she waits her turn she talks to me
constantly, little love chirps. Another skitters around the ouskirts of what is happening just thrilled that I'm home and that
she will eat soon, The last is wild. The last has been wild for at least ten years and like the rest, I started feeding her because
she looked hungry and lonely. Wild or not, she still still likes to hang out just outside the fringes of the "cat family" and be a
part of what is happening. She rushes in from wherever she hangs out, to greet me in her way. She like to be in my
company, only she doesn't like to be petted or touched.
Each of my kitties are special. They are all little bags of attitude, but they are loving, nuzzling, purring bags of love like I've
never known before, with dogs.
Mike® [jesters1] - 05:48am May 29, 2000 EST (#179 of 694)
Awww...that was such a sweet cat story. Cats are just like that.
This dog has a lot of work to do if he wants to be part of the family.
Learning to purr would be a good start.
Mike® [jesters1] - 05:59am May 29, 2000 EST (#180 of 694)
Hey you know Lara..I did make that toast to you when I was in Santa Clara/San Jose last.
Best wishes and have a good night.
Mike
when the whip comes down [ex-glencarr] - 07:03am May 29, 2000 EST (#181 of 694)
LAra, the play was in Manhattan. The cast wasn't known but quite excellent. The theater is the Ethel Barrymore. Turns out
I've seen 4 plays there. Weird coinkydink...
Kiss me quick, before the lava reaches the village [MsRobbie] - 08:11am May 29, 2000 EST (#182 of 694)
Chocolate labs are supposed to be pretty terrific dogs, JestersMike. I hope yours learns quickly that the cats are in charge.
After that, life should be harmonious.
Don't post angry... [guy montag] - 08:28am May 29, 2000 EST (#183 of 694)
I love cats.
They taste just like chicken.
[running like hell]
Blanks? Blanks? We don't post no stinkin blanks! [Ferret Mike] - 11:26am May 29, 2000 EST (#184 of 694)
All the damn tourists and the curse of the growing population bring to mind how important it is to get the word out that
things are terrible here in Oregon. Pollution so thick that cars keep their lights on even during sunny days.
It rains so much you will have moss growing on your back before long. Jobs are scare. Wages are low. Beggars roam the
streets, as do thugs.
If in spite of all this anyone wishes to come here, be sure to bring lots of money and a shiny new car.
Just trying to be helpful as any Oregonian should. ;-)
Blanks? Blanks? We don't post no stinkin blanks! [Ferret Mike] - 12:03pm May 29, 2000 EST (#185 of 694)
Here is one good thig to be said about dogs;
LINK
"Truth is the highest thing that man may keep." [Shroom] - 12:10pm May 29, 2000 EST (#186 of 694)
Mike,
She better be careful,
She may be charged for owning that dog! LOL
Greed Pollutes. [Ferret Mike] - 12:13pm May 29, 2000 EST (#187 of 694)
Well, I hope the dog is at least registered. ;-)
Heres one Cooter should like:
One day this guy, who's been stranded all alone on a desert island for 10 years, is sitting out on the beach
when a beautiful woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear suddenly emerges from the surf. She approaches
the stunned guy and asks,
"How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?" "Ten years!" he says. She unzips a waterproof pocket on
her right sleeve and pulls out a fresh pack of cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says, "Oh,
that's good!"
Then the woman asks, "How long has it been since you've had a drink?" Trembling, the man says, "Ten long
years!" The woman unzips her waterproof pocket on her left sleeve, pulls out a flask and gives it to him. The
man takes a long swig and says, "Man, that's sweet!"
The woman then starts slowly unzipping the front of her wet suit, looks at him seductively and asks, "And how
long has it been since you've played around?" The man, with tears in his eyes, replies, "Oh sweet mother of
God! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there!"
Great minds have purposes, others have wishes. [SherrieG] - 02:16pm May 29, 2000 EST (#188 of 694)
Ya know, Guy, you should ask Nigel for advice on discussing cats...
hi- a u-lv-no-ti-s-gi [surferchicklet] - 02:31pm May 29, 2000 EST (#189 of 694)
ROFL...
Yeah, Nigel would be the man for that.
Snow's *Boy* is a cool one... Little Dr Destructo wild man.
I like cats and dogs. Given a one or the other choice I'd have to say dogs tho. A collie... or a choco lab like the one across the
street. She's cool.
Great minds have purposes, others have wishes. [SherrieG] - 02:36pm May 29, 2000 EST (#190 of 694)
I live in a huge apartment (4 bedrooms and a back yard) but I want a MONSTER dog, an Irish Wolfhound. So until I have a
house with LOTS of yard room, I settle for the cat, the hamsters and the lizard.
Although I saw a bassett hound pup that was just adorable the other day.
"Truth is the highest thing that man may keep." [Shroom] - 02:42pm May 29, 2000 EST (#191 of 694)
Sherrie..
Do you mean that you have two pet Lizards??? *G*
One indoor and one outdoor?
You just have to get that one litter trained one of these days! LOL
Great minds have purposes, others have wishes. [SherrieG] - 02:48pm May 29, 2000 EST (#192 of 694)
Actually he is a dragon.
I shouldn't insult him by calling him a lizard.
"Truth is the highest thing that man may keep." [Shroom] - 02:50pm May 29, 2000 EST (#193 of 694)
LOL
I'm sure he'd appreciate it.
Great minds have purposes, others have wishes. [SherrieG] - 03:09pm May 29, 2000 EST (#194 of 694)
Well, gonna mosey along to my mothers for the annual memorial day barbecue and ice-cream fest LOLOLOL
Greed Pollutes. [Ferret Mike] - 03:10pm May 29, 2000 EST (#195 of 694)
I hope those are gardenburgers Sherrie! ;-)
Great minds have purposes, others have wishes. [SherrieG] - 03:14pm May 29, 2000 EST (#196 of 694)
Nope, Mike, I am a leo. Never met a vegetarian Lion.
Greed Pollutes. [Ferret Mike] - 03:15pm May 29, 2000 EST (#197 of 694)
I have. They are lean, mean, and scary ater a year without animal flesh.
;-)
Greed Pollutes. [Ferret Mike] - 03:28pm May 29, 2000 EST (#198 of 694)
I have to finish some things, then I am going on a jaunt on a bicycle.
Great minds have purposes, others have wishes. [SherrieG] - 03:43pm May 29, 2000 EST (#199 of 694)
Ya callin me large, Bill? LOLOL very well may be true.
You, on the other hand, are an asshole. And I can always lose weight.
Kiss me quick, before the lava reaches the village [MsRobbie] - 04:09pm May 29, 2000 EST (#200 of 694)
Headline on FerretMike's link:
Dog bites intruder who strikes owner
Ye gawds, only The Oregonian could actually make a DOG BITES MAN headline and have it work.
Greed Pollutes. [Ferret Mike] - 05:06pm May 29, 2000 EST (#201 of 694)
Well, you know how Portland is MsRobbie. ;-)
Greed Pollutes. [Ferret Mike] - 05:17pm May 29, 2000 EST (#202 of 694)
Here is a link about a pet I would like to give someone I know who has much the same personality, (someone baned from here if
you really need a hint.)
LINK
hi- a u-lv-no-ti-s-gi [surferchicklet] - 06:51pm May 29, 2000 EST (#203 of 694)
Irish wolfhounds are cool. I like Great Danes... Or a Greater Swiss Mtn Dog...
[lara croft] - 08:36pm May 29, 2000 EST (#204 of 694)
Don't post angry... [guy montag] - 08:28am May 29, 2000 EST (#188 of 216) I love cats.
They taste just like chicken.
[running like hell]
Somebody grab Guy before he gets out the door! I need to kick him swiftly in the behind.
[lara croft] - 08:40pm May 29, 2000 EST (#205 of 694)
Hey Mike, you toasted me? Were you in the restaurant I recommended to you that was recommended to me, by Doug? (Got all the
credits in)
That must have been the night my nose itched.
Glen
Ethel Barrymore Theater.
I've not been to that one. Almost, but not quite.
Don't post angry... [guy montag] - 08:53pm May 29, 2000 EST (#206 of 694)
lara
Somebody grab Guy before he gets out the door! I need to kick him swiftly in the behind.
Now be careful there, Lara... you never know, I might be into that sort of thing and like it...
MS ROBBIE [MsR] - 08:57pm May 29, 2000 EST (#207 of 694)
Guy, I think Lara's counting on it.
[lara croft] - 08:58pm May 29, 2000 EST (#208 of 694)
I'm counting on it Guy, I'm counting on it. LOL
Don't post angry... [guy montag] - 09:01pm May 29, 2000 EST (#209 of 694)
Oh my...
[bending waaaaaaay over]
Don't post angry... [guy montag] - 09:01pm May 29, 2000 EST (#209 of 694)
Oh my...
[bending waaaaaaay over]
[Bear Armstrong] - 11:49pm May 29, 2000 EST (#210 of 694)
Uh, Guy, aren't you a little worried you might, er, get screwed on this one?
Trevor The Biker Dude @ theopinionsite.com [b-bart] - 12:32am May 30, 2000 EST (#211 of 694)
Bear
Sounds like Guy may be in trouble on this one… LOL
Synergy By Objectives [regal1] - 12:59am May 30, 2000 EST (#212 of 694)
L0L0L0L0L... by an Uzi?
Synergy By Objectives [regal1] - 12:59am May 30, 2000 EST (#212 of 694)
L0L0L0L0L... by an Uzi?
[TheHeckler] - 04:49pm May 30, 2000 EST (#215 of 694)
l
Okay, okay, I take it back, UNSCREW YOU... [Duh_] - 08:30pm May 30, 2000 EST (#216 of 694)
2
What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow [DanielFox] - 08:31pm May 30, 2000 EST (#217 of 694)
Et 2, Brute?
Okay, okay, I take it back, UNSCREW YOU... [Duh_] - 08:41pm May 30, 2000 EST (#218 of 694)
Brute by Faberge...
What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow [DanielFox] - 09:32pm May 30, 2000 EST (#221 of 694)
Duh --
I thought Faberge made dairy products? You know, like the famous Faberge Egg. . . .
Don't post angry... [guy montag] - 09:49pm May 30, 2000 EST (#223 of 694)
Daniel
I thought Faberge made dairy products? You know, like the famous Faberge Egg. . . .
Which makes quite a tasty, albeit expensive, omelette...
(sorry, couldn't resist a bad yolk...)
What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow [DanielFox] - 10:06pm May 30, 2000 EST (#224 of 694)
Guy --
It wasn't just bad -- it was egg-regious!
Don't post angry... [guy montag] - 10:22pm May 30, 2000 EST (#225 of 694)
Daniel
Really? I thought it was shellarious...
What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow [DanielFox] - 10:26pm May 30, 2000 EST (#226 of 694)
Guy -- That was an eggshellent comeback!
"I think, therefore I am single." [Rhiannon] - 10:30pm May 30, 2000 EST (#227 of 694)
Just in quiche it's relevant, the egg puns are quite funny. :)
Life's a beach. [babblingbrook] - 10:31pm May 30, 2000 EST (#228 of 694)
Some guys just yolk about anything...
Yeah. Rhi, but do you think they *meringue*?
"I think, therefore I am single." [Rhiannon] - 10:31pm May 30, 2000 EST (#229 of 694)
But if it's not relevant, omeletting myself say so, anyway. :)
"I think, therefore I am single." [Rhiannon] - 10:32pm May 30, 2000 EST (#230 of 694)
--nodding--
eggzactly
What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow [DanielFox] - 10:33pm May 30, 2000 EST (#231 of 694)
Rhi, those're pretty good.
Just goes to show you . . . PF without Rhi would be like Omelet without the prince!
Don't post angry... [guy montag] - 10:39pm May 30, 2000 EST (#232 of 694)
Daniel
Just goes to show you . . . PF without Rhi would be like Omelet without the prince!
Oooooooh, good one!
Or Romeo without Juliegg...
Great minds have purposes, others have wishes. [SherrieG] - 10:39pm May 30, 2000 EST (#233 of 694)
Nothing like watching people scramble to get the next line in...
Great minds have purposes, others have wishes. [SherrieG] - 10:40pm May 30, 2000 EST (#234 of 694)
I'll coddle you folks for a bit longer here LOLOOLOL
Don't post angry... [guy montag] - 10:40pm May 30, 2000 EST (#235 of 694)
Sherrie
I wasn't paying attention, actually... I was just listening to some old record albumins...
What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow [DanielFox] - 10:42pm May 30, 2000 EST (#236 of 694)
'Twas in a restaurant they first met,
Romeo and Juliet.
'Twas there that he got into debt,
For Romeowed what Juli-et.
What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow [DanielFox] - 10:45pm May 30, 2000 EST (#237 of 694)
Saying grace over a plate of eggs would be a Benedict-ion.
Don't post angry... [guy montag] - 10:47pm May 30, 2000 EST (#238 of 694)
But then again, there's no place like home for the hollandaise...
What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow [DanielFox] - 10:50pm May 30, 2000 EST (#239 of 694)
Only if home is in an Easterly direction.
Do you mean African or European? [guy montag] - 10:52pm May 30, 2000 EST (#240 of 694)
I'll just passover that one...
Great minds have purposes, others have wishes. [SherrieG] - 10:52pm May 30, 2000 EST (#241 of 694)
You're a basket case, Daniel.
Just another carbon blob in Sector 7-G... [guy montag] - 10:53pm May 30, 2000 EST (#242 of 694)
Now Sherrie, that's not very bunny...
What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow [DanielFox] - 10:55pm May 30, 2000 EST (#243 of 694)
You beat me on that one, Guy -- my compliments on your rabbit response.
Great minds have purposes, others have wishes. [SherrieG] - 10:55pm May 30, 2000 EST (#244 of 694)
Made me pretty hoppy.
Great minds have purposes, others have wishes. [SherrieG] - 10:57pm May 30, 2000 EST (#246 of 694)
course, I DID pop the clutch.
Just another carbon blob in Sector 7-G... [guy montag] - 10:58pm May 30, 2000 EST (#248 of 694)
Now what did I do to warren such praise?
What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow [DanielFox] - 10:59pm May 30, 2000 EST (#249 of 694)
What did you do? You've carrot the whole conversation!
Great minds have purposes, others have wishes. [SherrieG] - 11:00pm May 30, 2000 EST (#250 of 694)
oh good one.
Who's gonna be nest...
Just another carbon blob in Sector 7-G... [guy montag] - 11:00pm May 30, 2000 EST (#251 of 694)
Lettuce see where this takes the conversation...
What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow [DanielFox] - 11:04pm May 30, 2000 EST (#252 of 694)
Cabbage in, cabbage out. . .
Just another carbon blob in Sector 7-G... [guy montag] - 11:05pm May 30, 2000 EST (#253 of 694)
S'cuse me, I gotta go take a leek...
What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow [DanielFox] - 11:13pm May 30, 2000 EST (#254 of 694)
But while you're doing that. . .
Who's garden the guardians?
"I think, therefore I am single." [Rhiannon] - 11:37pm May 30, 2000 EST (#255 of 694)
Okay, enough stroganoff....time to get down to serious buns puns!
Great minds have purposes, others have wishes. [SherrieG] - 11:43pm May 30, 2000 EST (#256 of 694)
yer always wanting to noodle around.
"I think, therefore I am single." [Rhiannon] - 11:43pm May 30, 2000 EST (#257 of 694)
Many years ago I went camping with friends at Lake Whitney. One friend & his brother brought their cocker spaniels. Well,
the place was infested with burrs, and pretty quickly the dogs were matted balls of fur/burrs.
The ensuing days were FILLED with "burr puns". It was hilarious.
It was "unburrable"...Quite a "burrdon"....etc
I love puns. LOL
"I think, therefore I am single." [Rhiannon] - 11:45pm May 30, 2000 EST (#258 of 694)
yer always wanting to noodle around.
Glad you didn't say that in pasta-tense...that'd be quite a turnover.
:)
What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow [DanielFox] - 11:49pm May 30, 2000 EST (#259 of 694)
Rhi, glad you like puns. . . we've unleashed a real burr-age tonight. . . and I see the shelling has started again!
"I think, therefore I am single." [Rhiannon] - 11:54pm May 30, 2000 EST (#260 of 694)
LOL!
Enough! I'm going to bread.
:)
Great minds have purposes, others have wishes. [SherrieG] - 11:58pm May 30, 2000 EST (#261 of 694)
Guy said "I will passover that one."
You better, I Lent it to Daniel.
Okay, okay, I take it back, UNSCREW YOU... [Duh_] - 11:59pm May 30, 2000 EST (#262 of 694)
Ahhh, just beet it. Sow long, and seed ya tater....
Mike® [jesters1] - 04:42am May 31, 2000 EST (#264 of 694)
Hey Mike, you toasted me? Were you in the restaurant I recommended to you that was recommended to me, by Doug? (Got all
the credits in)
That must have been the night my nose itched.
Yeah..I'm just a sentimental fool. I was in Bella Mia again with a co-worker and I explained the whole thing.. I toasted..and
then used that to latch on to him and explain to how the political landscape ought to be..hehe. Poor sucker never saw it
coming.
I told you I would propose a toast, to a good soul I've never met and and is the reason we are here tonight.
You probably didn't see it..that is when I said I would do so the next time I was in San Jose. It was when you made and
proclaimed a hiatus, and I said a fond farewell to you.
[lara croft] - 09:10pm May 31, 2000 EST (#266 of 694)
You probably didn't see it..that is when I said I would do so the next
time I was in San Jose. It was when you made and proclaimed a
hiatus, and I said a fond farewell to you.
No Mike sorry, I didn't see it. Lucky for you though, cuz I'd a been hounding you to
death. "When you going back" "Have you dont my toast yet" "When you going
back" "Ain't you left yet"
Thanks for a really terrific toast, BTW.
LOLOL
[lara croft] - 10:19pm Jun 1, 2000 EST (#267 of 694)
[Orapronobis] - 10:18pm Jun 1, 2000 EST (#284 of 284) ok
Bye bye
[lara croft] - 10:23pm Jun 1, 2000 EST (#268 of 694)
But each day under a different name.
Wow you really are a part of this community.
LOLOLOLOL not.
[lara croft] - 10:27pm Jun 1, 2000 EST (#269 of 694)
Orapronobis] - 10:26pm Jun 1, 2000 EST (#288 of 288) ok
[lara croft] - 10:27pm Jun 1, 2000 EST (#270 of 694)
[Orapronobis] - 10:27pm Jun 1, 2000 EST (#290 of 290) ok
[lara croft] - 10:31pm Jun 1, 2000 EST (#271 of 694)
[Orapronobis] - 10:29pm Jun 1, 2000 EST (#292 of 292) [Lara Croft]
Sherrie] - 10:27 pm Jun 1 EST (#299 of 999)
[lara croft] - 10:34pm Jun 1, 2000 EST (#272 of 694)
Orapronobis] - 10:34pm Jun 1, 2000 EST (#294 of 294) ok
"Truth is the highest thing that man may keep." [Shroom] - 10:38pm
Jun 1, 2000 EST (#273 of 694)
Oh boy...
This is fun to read!!!
HEY I got #300!!!!
Yippee!!!
Kiss me quick, before the lava reaches the village [MsRobbie] -
03:05am Jun 2, 2000 EST (#274 of 694)
Orapronobus: We are greatly amused at their naivete.
Who is this "we" to whom you keep referring, Bill? Is that the editorial "we," the
royal "we," or do you have a mouse in your pocket?
Okay, okay, I take it back, UNSCREW YOU... [Duh_] - 03:18am Jun 2, 2000
EST (#275 of 694)
Insomnia Sucks.
Okay, okay, I take it back, UNSCREW YOU... [Duh_] - 03:27am Jun 2, 2000
EST (#276 of 694)
Insomnia STILL Sucks.
Okay, okay, I take it back, UNSCREW YOU... [Duh_] - 03:36am Jun 2, 2000
EST (#277 of 694)
Ah, but if Ronald Reagan had an intern like Monica, would he even
remember???
Kiss me quick, before the lava reaches the village [MsRobbie] -
03:38am Jun 2, 2000 EST (#278 of 694)
LOL, Duh!
Kiss me quick, before the lava reaches the village [MsRobbie] -
03:39am Jun 2, 2000 EST (#279 of 694)
"I did not have an improp--... uh, what was it I didn't have, Mommie?"
Okay, okay, I take it back, UNSCREW YOU... [Duh_] - 03:44am Jun 2, 2000
EST (#280 of 694)
I hold no sacred cows, Bill (or at least, not a lot of them). BTW, My dad has
alzheimer's, and I hope its not an inherited condition... I would hate to be lost in
my own thoughts involuntarily and I think I would hate the loss of dignity.
Okay, okay, I take it back, UNSCREW YOU... [Duh_] - 03:49am Jun 2, 2000
EST (#281 of 694)
I heard of a study they did on NUNS that kept themselves mentally challenged (I
mean they really exercised their brains constantly) and when were examined
after death, they had alzheimers, but had shown NO signs of it during life. So, I
guess that brain activity has a lot to do on how alzheimer's effects you or not.
Dave does not have alz. Dave is a prince among men...
Okay, okay, I take it back, UNSCREW YOU... [Duh_] - 03:51am Jun 2, 2000
EST (#282 of 694)
Well, its been a piece Bill, but I think I'll hit the hay. Nighters Billy...
Greed Pollutes. [Ferret Mike] - 04:52am Jun 2, 2000 EST (#283 of 694)
This guy picked on the wrong couple;
Suspect in run-in with blind couple enters not guilty plea
[birdzeye2] - 12:49pm Jun 2, 2000 EST (#284 of 694)
Thank God it's Friday!!!!!!!!!
[Snow] - 12:53pm Jun 2, 2000 EST (#285 of 694)
Here, here!
[Snow] - 12:58pm Jun 2, 2000 EST (#286 of 694)
Sure Bill. You can spend another pathetic weekend with endless hours staring at
the computer and ROFLing at how clever you think you are. How dismal life must
be for you. Have fun!
[Snow] - 01:24pm Jun 2, 2000 EST (#287 of 694)
Yet more lies. We know what you do with every waking minute of every waking
hour, Bill.
There is no exchange student and no plans to go to the beach. Just you and your
pathetic life in front of the computer.
Oh, and thanks for the lecture on negativity. Coming from you, it was just so . . .
meaningful. LOLOL
Synergy By Objectives [regal1] - 03:49pm Jun 2, 2000 EST (#288 of 694)
L0L0L0L0L0L Snow! Eh Bill? is that true?
---You Deserved It Great Birdz---
[birdzeye2] - 03:50pm Jun 2, 2000 EST (#289 of 694)
Muchas gracias, regal! Hope you have a nice weekend!
Synergy By Objectives [regal1] - 03:57pm Jun 2, 2000 EST (#290 of 694)
Thank for what Birdz? * G *... Oh you don't have to thank me, Oh I see, God
should have replied:
---Welcome Great Birdz---
Vote for Gore, he won't need Tutorials! [SherrieG] - 03:16am Jun 3, 2000
EST (#291 of 694)
I vote for Paucis Mentus.
Evil Clown..... [Duh_] - 05:05am Jun 3, 2000 EST (#292 of 694)
Crap. And I wanted to be god...
Synergy By Objectives [regal1] - 05:17am Jun 3, 2000 EST (#293 of 694)
L0L0L0L0L0L – Bill!!! what did you do to God’s Post?… You better hide, I think you got
a couple of ThunderBolts with you name on it….
"Muchas gracias, regal! Hope you have a nice weekend!" GreatBirdzEyez2
Well, Great Birdz, looks like Friday night, the Stars misaligned for me… why am I
sooooooo alone?
HAL… HAL… Oh nagger mind…
---Son, Look Behind You---
Thank you for reminding -- D God, Love The One You’re With… Love The One You’re With
CSNY * G *
Vote for Gore, he won't need Tutorials! [SherrieG] - 12:41pm Jun 3, 2000
EST (#294 of 694)
Anybody know anything about a game called Ultima Online?
Vote for Gore, he won't need Tutorials! [SherrieG] - 04:37pm Jun 3, 2000
EST (#295 of 694)
Hehehe guess not...
Kiss me quick, before the lava reaches the village [MsRobbie] -
04:42pm Jun 3, 2000 EST (#296 of 694)
Never heard of it. But then, I didn't know who Josephine Baker was, either.
hi- a u-lv-no-ti-s-gi [surferchicklet] - 02:05pm Jun 4, 2000 EST (#297 of 694)
Loved the puns, guys...
Vote for Gore, he won't need Tutorials! [SherrieG] - 03:20pm Jun 4, 2000
EST (#298 of 694)
Bitterness is an ugly, ugly thing, old man.
Kiss me quick, before the lava reaches the village [MsRobbie] - 03:02am
Jun 8, 2000 EST (#299 of 694)
Sherrie's message was Post #303 and the URL counter is at 914. That means there
are 601 blanks on this thread.
What kind of person would post 601 blanks? Geeze.
"Truth is the highest thing that man may keep." [Shroom] - 01:21pm Jun
8, 2000 EST (#300 of 694)
A kindergarten teacher had a pupil tell her he found a frog.
She inquired as to whether the frog was dead or alive.
Dead was the answer.
"How do you know the frog was dead?" she asked
Innnocently the child replied, "Because I pissed in its ear."
"You did WHAT?" squealed the teacher in surprise.
"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Psssst' and he didn't
move!"
"Truth is the highest thing that man may keep." [Shroom] - 01:21pm
Jun 8, 2000 EST (#300 of 694)
A kindergarten teacher had a pupil tell her he found a frog.
She inquired as to whether the frog was dead or alive.
Dead was the answer.
"How do you know the frog was dead?" she asked
Innnocently the child replied, "Because I pissed in its ear."
"You did WHAT?" squealed the teacher in surprise.
"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Psssst' and he didn't
move!"
"Truth is the highest thing that man may keep." [Shroom] - 03:05pm
Jun 8, 2000 EST (#301 of 694)
Money can buy a house,..................but not a home.
Money can buy a bed,................... but not sleep.
Money can buy a clock,..................but not time.
Money can buy a book,.................. but not knowledge.
Money can buy food,.................. but not an appetite.
Money can buy position,.............. but not respect.
Money can buy blood,..................but not life.
Money can buy medicine,.............. but not health.
Money can buy sex,................... but not love.
Money can buy insurance, .............but not safety.
You see, money can't really buy anything that people really need. Therefore,
please send all of your money to us immediately. We will dispose of it properly
for you.
Courtesy of the "IRS-r-Us" Management
We'll burn that bridge when we come to it. [Ferret Mike] - 05:53pm
Jun 8, 2000 EST (#302 of 694)
Nice list Shroom. Really grounds one back to reality fast.
We'll burn that bridge when we come to it. [Ferret Mike] - 05:53pm
Jun 8, 2000 EST (#302 of 694)
Nice list Shroom. Really grounds one back to reality fast.
We'll burn that bridge when we come to it. [Ferret Mike] - 07:07pm
Jun 8, 2000 EST (#303 of 694)
Here's an article about someone I know real well;
LINK
"Truth is the highest thing that man may keep." [Shroom] - 08:11pm
Jun 8, 2000 EST (#304 of 694)
A woman and a baby came into the doctor's office. She was told to go into a room
and wait for the doctor. He examines the baby and asks the woman, "Is he breast
fed or on the bottle?" "Breast fed." she says. "Well, strip down to your waist." He
orders. She does. He presses both breasts, pinches them both, and then says, "No
wonder this baby is hungry, you don't have any milk." "Naturally," she says,
"I'm his aunt. but I'm glad I came
Truth is the highest thing that man may keep." [Shroom] - 08:12pm
Jun 8, 2000 EST (#305 of 694)
A man walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had.
He replied, "I got shingles."
She said, "Fill out this form and supply your name, address, medical insurance
number. When you're done, please take a seat."
Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked him what he had. He
said, "I got shingles."
So she took down his height, weight, and complete medical history, then said,
"Change into this gown and wait in the examining room."
A half hour later a nurse came in and asked him what he had. He said, "I got
shingles."
So she gave him a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and
told him to wait for the doctor.
An hour later the doctor came in and asked him what he had. He said,
"Shingles."
The doctor gave him a full-cavity examination, and then said, "I just checked
you out thoroughly, and I can't find shingles anywhere."
The man replied, "They're outside in the truck. Where do you want them?"
Can't we just lay here and cuddle? [Blackricco] - 08:21pm Jun 8, 2000 EST
(#306 of 694)
Hey, Duh, sorry about the name faux pas the other night. It was late, I was only
running on seven cylinders. I'm kinda partial to my nads. I'd like to keep
them.*G*
"Truth is the highest thing that man may keep." [Shroom] - 08:30pm
Jun 8, 2000 EST (#307 of 694)
A mother and father took their 6 year old son to a nude beach. As The boy
walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies Had boobs bigger
than his mother's, and asked her why.
She told her son, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is."
The boy pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but Returns to tell
his mother that many of the men have larger 'units' than His dad.
His mother replied, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is."
Again satisfied with this answer, the boy returns to the ocean to play.
Shortly after, the boy returned again.
He promptly told his mother, "Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach
and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."
HEY!! No fighting in the war room! [DaveGin] - 09:42am Jun 9, 2000 EST
(#308 of 694)
Nice one, Shroom
[Johnnyba] - 10:35am Jun 9, 2000 EST (#309 of 694)
[Aufond] - 10:34am Jun 9, 2000 EST (#317 of 317) `
[birdzeye2] - 12:35pm Jun 9, 2000 EST (#310 of 694)
Hey, SHroom, I sent the nude beach joke to a few of my e-buddies! Very funny!
Can fat people go skinny dipping? [CooterBrown] - 07:42pm Jun 9, 2000 EST
(#311 of 694)
Bill, if you can't find any better way to pass the time, you are sick.
As often as you get in, you could engage in some meaningfull discussion, but
nooooooooooooooo.......you have to show your immature ass in a meaningless
vendetta that has no foundation.
Why did I bother to say this? Because I actually pity you. God forbid that I should
ever sink to these meaningless depths.
Get off the puter, get into the real world and get a life.
Can fat people go skinny dipping? [CooterBrown] - 09:14pm Jun 9, 2000 EST
(#312 of 694)
You know why. I don't have to go into it. I pretty much ignore you except for when
there's no other option.
when the whip comes down [ex-glencarr] - 09:21pm Jun 9, 2000 EST (#313 of
694)
I respond to Bill when he posts words. I don't care for his blanks but they seem to
be fewer these days.
((((((No 314-317))))))
Vote for Gore, he won't need Tutorials! [SherrieG] - 12:27pm Jun 10, 2000
EST (#320 of 694)
Bet he'll have your garden whipped into shape in no time.
Especially since he understands that if he doesn't, you will have HIM whipped.
Go, Simon Legree...
Vote for Gore, he won't need Tutorials! [SherrieG] - 12:32pm Jun 10, 2000
EST (#321 of 694)
Of course, dear.
That's why I say things that stay and you don't.
Vote for Gore, he won't need Tutorials! [SherrieG] - 12:35pm Jun 10, 2000
EST (#322 of 694)
You have a really twisted view of fun.
http://www.overgrow.com/ [Oregon_Jim] - 12:36pm Jun 10, 2000 EST (#323
of 694)
It's probably better than self-abuse for him.
Vote for Gore, he won't need Tutorials! [SherrieG] - 12:37pm Jun 10, 2000
EST (#324 of 694)
I think they are rather congruent in his case, darlin.
Vote for Gore, he won't need Tutorials! [SherrieG] - 12:38pm Jun 10, 2000
EST (#325 of 694)
In any case, it goes a LONG way towards explaining why so many of his posts look
like they are typed with one hand.
http://www.overgrow.com/ [Oregon_Jim] - 12:38pm Jun 10, 2000 EST (#326
of 694)
No doubt.
Vote for Gore, he won't need Tutorials! [SherrieG] - 12:42pm Jun 10,
2000 EST (#327 of 694)
It's obvious that Dave isn't here, Bill.
If he were, you would be off frantically creating a new name.
We'll burn that bridge when we come to it. [Ferret Mike] - 11:12am Jun
11, 2000 EST (#328 of 694)
LOL. Spoke too soon. Morning clean-up is well underway. ;-)
Evil, Evil, Evil, Evil, Evil, Evil Clown..... [Duh_] - 12:17am Jun 12, 2000 EST
(#329 of 694)
Oppsy, keep thinking there's a new post here...
http://www.overgrow.com/ [Oregon_Jim] - 12:20am Jun 12, 2000 EST (#330
of 694)
[Hokum] - 12:19am Jun 12, 2000 EST (#339 of 339)
???
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* [Shine] - 03:31pm Jun 12, 2000 EST (#331
of 694)
I saw a wino that reminded me of BilRutle once. Walking down the sidewalk weaving with his tiny
dirty penis out and peeing while he talked to himself.
Nobody wanted to be around that display of patheticizm either.
Word.....
"Truth is the highest thing that man may keep." [Shroom] - 08:12pm Jun 12, 2000 EST
(#332 of 694)
A wife woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from bed. She got out of bed
and checked around the house. She heard sobbing from the basement.
After turning on the light and descending the stairs, she found he husband curled up in the
corner, of the basement, crying like a baby.
"Honey, what's wrong?", she asked, worried about what could hurt him so much.
"Remember, 20 years ago, I got you pregnant and your father threatened me to either marry you
or to go to jail?"
"Yes, of course," she replied.
"Well, I would have been released from jail this afternoon!"
"Truth is the highest thing that man may keep." [Shroom] - 08:16pm Jun 12, 2000 EST
(#333 of 694)
From an actual trial in London ...
A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. When she noticed a young man
smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition.
She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on her fourth move
he burst out laughing.
She had him arrested for harassment and when the case came before the court this was the man's
reply when asked why he acted in such a manner, "When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help
noticing she was pregnant. She sat under an advertisement, which read "Coming Soon The Gold
Dust Twins"; then she moved under one that "Sloan's Liniments remove Swelling".
I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving advertisement, which read "William Stick
Did The Trick".
Then I could not control myself any longer when on the fourth move she sat under an
advertisement, which read "Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident".
He won the case.
"Truth is the highest thing that man may keep." [Shroom] - 08:22pm Jun 12, 2000 EST
(#334 of 694)
This one is just for Rhi...
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows
HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this
house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they
wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD
for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO
DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID
light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED
WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER
CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF
GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN
ARMY TO CLEAN THIS...
I'm sorry...what did you ask me?
"Truth is the highest thing that man may keep." [Shroom] - 09:34pm Jun 12, 2000 EST
(#335 of 694)
Cinderella
Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits
crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promises to provide Cinderella with
everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions.
"First, you must wear a diaphragm."
Cinderella agrees.
"What's the second condition?"
"You must be home by 2 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin."
Cinderella agrees to be home by 2 a.m. The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't
show up. Finally, at 5 a.m., Cinderella shows up, looking love struck and **very** satisfied.
"Where have you been?" demands the fairy godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn
into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!"
"I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything."
"I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!"
"I can't remember, exactly......Peter Peter, something or other...."
Wooden ships on the water, very free (and easy) … [Nessus2] - 09:08am Jun 13, 2000
EST (#336 of 694)
Lara:
I understand that Angelina Jolie is going to play you in the movie:
http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,6103,00.html
Nessus
Vote for Gore, he won't need Tutorials! [SherrieG] - 09:15am Jun 13, 2000 EST (#337 of
694)
Can't POSSIBLY do her justice.
Wooden ships on the water, very free (and easy) … [Nessus2] - 09:24am Jun 13, 2000
EST (#338 of 694)
Sherrie:
Well, who do you suggest?
Nessus
[lara croft] - 10:21am Jun 13, 2000 EST (#339 of 694)
Wooden ships on the water, very free (and easy) … [Nessus2] - 09:08am Jun 13,
2000 EST (#341 of 344) Lara:
I understand that Angelina Jolie is going to play you in the movie:
http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,6103,00.html
Yeah, they wanted me to play myself, but I'm really too busy right now. There seems to be an
upswing in the amount of villans doing dastardly deeds and I have a job to do - saving the
world.
I got to have a little input as to who my replacement was, though.
LOLOL
Wooden ships on the water, very free (and easy) … [Nessus2] - 10:34am Jun 13, 2000
EST (#340 of 694)
Lara:
I understand Angelina is hot box office right now, but you might have considered Teri Hatcher,
who really has the "guns" for it.
Probably too girly, tho', right?
Nessus
when the whip comes down [ex-glencarr] - 04:13pm Jun 13, 2000 EST (#341 of 694)
Is Teri hatcher really married to Howe Long or is it just a dumb ad campaign?
Wooden ships on the water, very free (and easy) … [Nessus2] - 04:19pm Jun 13, 2000
EST (#342 of 694)
Gosh, I hope it's just a dumb ad campaign.... I've got dreams, I tell ya....
Nessus
when the whip comes down [ex-glencarr] - 04:20pm Jun 13, 2000 EST (#343 of 694)
She's too damn skinny.
Wooden ships on the water, very free (and easy) … [Nessus2] - 04:22pm Jun 13, 2000
EST (#344 of 694)
Howie Long?
Nessus
[lara croft] - 08:32pm Jun 13, 2000 EST (#345 of 694)
That's what I've heard.
[lara croft] - 08:33pm Jun 13, 2000 EST (#346 of 694)
I like Ms. Hatcher, she was my second choice.
You can't be too girly. You can be extremely girly AND still kick some ass, you know. Just look at
Wonder Woman.
I don't know if they are married or just dating or even know each other. Rock Hudson and Jim
Nabors (hehehe almost spelled that 'neighbors,' zowie) were supposed to be "married"
according to the cuddlebone scuttlebutt.
Of course it wasn't true. Anyone with eyes knew that. Rock and Jim? Never.
Ewwwwwwww
Anyone but Nabors.
Vote for Gore, he won't need Tutorials! [SherrieG] - 08:55pm Jun 13, 2000 EST (#347 of
694)
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!
when the whip comes down [ex-glencarr] - 09:19pm Jun 13, 2000 EST (#348 of 694)
I did not know that...
Kiss me quick, before the lava reaches the village [MsRobbie] - 09:42pm Jun 13, 2000
EST (#349 of 694)
I didn't know that either, Glen.
Kiss me quick, before the lava reaches the village [MsRobbie] - 09:56pm Jun 13, 2000
EST (#350 of 694)
I don't know where that link goes, Sherrie, but it threw me right offline and out onto the
sidewalk.
[firecracker!] - 10:27pm Jun 15, 2000 EST (#354 of 694)
So, Sherrie & Lara, 'splain something new please. (You guys did say you could 'splain it all).
I've always wanted to be... [Captain Chaos] - 11:00pm Jun 15, 2000 EST (#355 of 694)
YAWN*
Wow, this is tiresome.
Just thought someone might like to see a real post for a change.
Vote for Gore, he won't need Tutorials! [SherrieG] - 03:12pm Jun 17, 2000 EST (#356 of 694)
The I-BillRussell is at it again, I see.
LOLOL poor baby is probably pissy because HE was impeached and CONVICTED.
Air Talamh Siochaint (Peace on Earth) [Sundance] - 06:51pm Jun 17, 2000 EST (#357 of
694)
Another sexist asshole message. Do you guys get many of these? Because that’s all I found. Perhaps
I didn’t look back far enough.
Air Talamh Siochaint (Peace on Earth) [Sundance] - 06:51pm Jun 17, 2000 EST (#357 of
694)
Another sexist asshole message. Do you guys get many of these? Because that’s all I found. Perhaps
I didn’t look back far enough.
Could crop-circles be the work of a cereal killer? [CooterBrown] - 11:58pm Jun 17, 2000
EST (#358 of 694)
This must be Bill's favorite thread.
[lara croft] - 12:30am Jun 18, 2000 EST (#359 of 694)
Yep, it is. He wants to be like me n' Sher, but he can't, so he does the only thing he knows to do and
that is to try and stay as close to us as he can and he figures the way to do that is hang out on our
thread and keep it on top. It's his way of paying homage.
Yeah yeah, I know, it's sad, but what the hey, you know. I figure that all the really cool people
have groupies and weird little creatures that just want to hang out with them and Bill is ours.
[lara croft] - 12:30am Jun 18, 2000 EST (#359 of 694)
Yep, it is. He wants to be like me n' Sher, but he can't, so he does the only thing he knows to do
and that is to try and stay as close to us as he can and he figures the way to do that is hang out
on our thread and keep it on top. It's his way of paying homage.
Yeah yeah, I know, it's sad, but what the hey, you know. I figure that all the really cool people
have groupies and weird little creatures that just want to hang out with them and Bill is ours.
Vote for Gore, he won't need Tutorials! [SherrieG] - 02:07pm Jun 18, 2000 EST (#360 of
694)
I-Bill has returned.
You're still I, Bill.
o-s-da-du [surferchicklet] - 12:17am Jun 19, 2000 EST (#361 of 694)
Resplendent/Bill...
Impeached?
I must have missesd something...
What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow [DanielFox] - 12:21am Jun 19,
2000 EST (#362 of 694)
In legal parlance, to "impeach" someone is to damage or destroy his credibility.
Maybe he means that he has been "impeached" in that sense?
What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow [DanielFox] - 12:24am Jun 19,
2000 EST (#363 of 694)
All? Hardly.
[lara croft] - 12:52am Jun 19, 2000 EST (#364 of 694)
[Resplendent] - 12:34am Jun 19, 2000 EST (#374 of 375) Lara seems to have
dropped out.....:O)
Naw, but if you'd put down that bottle long enough, you'd see I'm still here. I just don't spend a
lot of time messing with someone who will be gone within the hour.
Ahh, I see, you count people as being here who take time to mess with mr. noboby. (you)
Gosh bill, most people never even know you've been here. LOLOLOL
[lara croft] - 01:11am Jun 19, 2000 EST (#365 of 694)
[Resplendent] - 01:10am Jun 19, 2000 EST (#378 of 378) Lara is spending entirely
too much time "fooling around" with Bill.....
She must be secretly in love with him.
Ewwwwwww, you wish.
[lara croft] - 01:16am Jun 19, 2000 EST (#366 of 694)
[Resplendent] - 01:14am Jun 19, 2000 >EST (#380 of 380) Ewwwwwwww....
Just the thought...........makes me vomit.
Well if it makes you vomit, just think about how it make me feel.
[lara croft] - 01:21am Jun 19, 2000 EST (#367 of 694)
Only you would think vomiting indicated love.
Show of hands for anyone surprised.
Don't see any but your's bill.
[lara croft] - 01:27am Jun 19, 2000 EST (#368 of 694)
NO wait, stop. You know what is the saddest thing of all?
the saddest thing of all is that Bill gets the only pleasure he knows out of life, when someone,
anyone post replies to his insane ramblings. He cares not whether his posts are there in the
morning, he is just seeking some sort of companionship while he can get it, even if the object
of his affections is insulting him.
God, that's sad.
Damn Bill, I'm soooo sorry your life has come to this. I am sooo sorry that this is your only
contact with the human touch. I'm sooo sorry that you've come to the point in your life where
insults and rejection are better than what you have without them.
No, really.
[lara croft] - 01:34am Jun 19, 2000 EST (#369 of 694)
Sorry Bill, I can't do insult trades with you.
I have a rule about insulting those I pity.
[lara croft] - 01:38am Jun 19, 2000 EST (#370 of 694)
Bowing out, yep bill, you got me. Your rapier wit and knowledge of the fact whipped my butt.
What was it exactly that you were arguing that I needed to bow out of, now?????
Pity bill.
[lara croft] - 01:43am Jun 19, 2000 EST (#371 of 694)
Well it wasn't that hard to get right, bill. I'm kind of known for my rapier wit and knowledge.
Jeesh, maybe if you were more capable of keeping up that wouldn't come as such a surprise.
Poor bill.
[lara croft] - 01:46am Jun 19, 2000 EST (#372 of 694)
[Resplendent] - 01:44am Jun 19, 2000 EST (#395 of 397) Dreamer!!
Wow, LOLOl lame come back. ABout the lamest comeback I've ever seen.
But then you knew that.
[lara croft] - 01:51am Jun 19, 2000 EST (#373 of 694)
To repeat
Lame, Bill, really really lame.
But then you don't care how lame, just as long as someone, anyone is talking to you.
Gawd I'm sorry bill.
[lara croft] - 01:57am Jun 19, 2000 EST (#374 of 694)
Really bill? I've spammed lame?
Prove it. Link it.
Face it Bill, you are just happy someone is talking to you. It's your social interaction for the
month and you'll do, you'll say anything it takes to keep me talking to you, no matter how much
abuse you need to take.
I'm truly sorry.
[lara croft] - 01:59am Jun 19, 2000 EST (#375 of 694)
[Resplendent] - 01:42am Jun 19, 2000 EST (#393 of 401) Lara, you had better go
back and delete all your postings, since they will look silly after mine are
gone........*S*
Since I've quoted you in most of them, and since most people know who I'm talking to, if you
count on them sounding silly then you are a bigger fool than even I figured you for. LOL it's
you who look foolish.
[lara croft] - 02:23am Jun 19, 2000 EST (#376 of 694)
[Resplendent] - 01:59am Jun 19, 2000 EST (#402 of 403) Your are right about
that....I AM happy.
Too bad you have to seek acceptance on a Chat BORED!
It's you who come unwanted and banned.
That is sad
Kiss me quick, before the lava reaches the village [MsRobbie] - 03:47am Jun 19, 2000
EST (#377 of 694)
Past Due Bill: What have ya'all done with MsRobbie?
I was doing a bit of birthday celebrating, Bill. Weren't you getting enough attention from Lara?
[lara croft] - 10:21am Jun 19, 2000 EST (#378 of 694)
LOLOLOL
Bingo
[lara croft] - 10:27am Jun 19, 2000 EST (#379 of 694)
Bill seems to think that when people answer him and then his posts are deleted leaving only
the answers, that somehow makes the person answering him look silly or stupid.
Isn't it sad that bill has been reduced to getting his only pleasure from his own narrow,
self-serving interpretation of what looking silly and/or is?
Look around bill, the only person who looks silly AND stupid around here is you, the old geezer
who insists on going where he is not wanted despite being toss out everytime he arrives.
Now THAT is looking silly and, it's pretty dang sad.
We'll burn that bridge when we come to it. [Ferret Mike] - 05:08pm Jun 19, 2000 EST
(#380 of 694)
He's not exactly plagued by ideas, is he Lara?
http://www.overgrow.com/ [Oregon_Jim] - 07:42pm Jun 19, 2000 EST (#381 of 694)
[Harold68] - 07:41pm Jun 19, 2000 EST (#388 of 388)
~
[lara croft] - 09:39pm Jun 19, 2000 EST (#382 of 694)
Harold Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I thought he was more the Maude type. LOLOLOLOLOLOL
when the whip comes down [ex-glencarr] - 12:11am Jun 20, 2000 EST (#383 of 694)
And then there's Maude...
Here little boy, ya wants some candy?? [Duh_] - 02:36am Jun 20, 2000 EST (#384 of 694)
Is everybody asleep now?
Kiss me quick, before the lava reaches the village [MsRobbie] - 02:53am Jun 20, 2000
EST (#385 of 694)
Nope.
Vote for Gore, he won't need Tutorials! [SherrieG] - 02:55am Jun 20, 2000 EST (#386 of
694)
Oh, the I-Bill is a Ruthie tonight.
Here little boy, ya wants some candy?? [Duh_] - 02:55am Jun 20, 2000 EST (#387 of 694)
hiddieho...
gather facts first, then form opinion [Hardigan] - 02:56am Jun 20, 2000 EST (#388 of
694)
"Cooter must be talking to himself.
And he says Russell is sick.....
;^D"
-The I-Bill Russell
Referring to ones' self in the third person, is considered one of the syptoms of schizophrenia.
Just thought you'd like to know.
Vote for Gore, he won't need Tutorials! [SherrieG] - 02:57am Jun 20, 2000 EST (#389 of
694)
The I-Bill does that a lot, have ya noticed?
gather facts first, then form opinion [Hardigan] - 02:58am Jun 20, 2000 EST (#390 of
694)
Get the tranq gun if he starts making up his own words.
Kiss me quick, before the lava reaches the village [MsRobbie] - 03:00am Jun 20, 2000
EST (#391 of 694)
What's the "I" part of "I-Bill" all about?
Vote for Gore, he won't need Tutorials! [SherrieG] - 03:04am Jun 20, 2000 EST (#392 of
694)
I is for Impeached, Robbie.
However, unlike President Clinton, I-Bill Russell was removed. But he keeps refusing to go. You
know, like everybody said President Clinton would do?
The I-Bill loves our president and tries to emulate him whenever possible.
And he loves being called the I-Bill, too.
gather facts first, then form opinion [Hardigan] - 03:05am Jun 20, 2000 EST (#393 of
694)
"Impeached", as in his ass been done impeached at PF.
Kiss me quick, before the lava reaches the village [MsRobbie] - 03:23am Jun 20, 2000
EST (#394 of 694)
Ah, gotcha. Thanks Sherrie and Hardigan.
gather facts first, then form opinion [Hardigan] - 03:32am Jun 20, 2000 EST (#395 of
694)
The only difference is no BJs for you, loser!
[lara croft] - 10:17am Jun 20, 2000 EST (#396 of 694)
Now THAT may be the problem.
If I-Bill got a BJ occasionally, maybe his complexion and his personality problem would clear
up.
Never know.
gather facts first, then form opinion [Hardigan] - 05:42pm Jun 20, 2000 EST (#397 of
694)
All right there, I-Bill. Both hands on the keyboard, bud!
Kiss me quick, before the lava reaches the village [MsRobbie] - 09:09pm Jun 20, 2000
EST (#398 of 694)
--------------------------------------------------------- [Loggerhead21] - 05:55pm
Jun 20, 2000 EST (#405 of 410)
bump
Courtesy of Ferret Mike.
---------------------------------------------------------
log.ger.head n. a thick-headed or stupid person; a blockhead.
How apt.
Kiss me quick, before the lava reaches the village [MsRobbie] - 09:19pm Jun 20, 2000
EST (#399 of 694)
Every night you chuckle, Bill, noting that your posts will be wiped out and pretending we'll
look silly talking to no one.
Well, your definition will be wiped out, but mine will stand. I just know you'll love that, too.
[lara croft] - 09:41pm Jun 20, 2000 EST (#400 of 694)
When the I-Bill chuckles and notes that his posts will be deleted and anyone who spoke to him
will look silly, you have to take into account that even though this is not true, it's all he has left
and so he must believe it with all his heart.
This makes your definition even that much more relevant, don't you think Robbie. LOLOLOL
The I-Bill's new handle:
[Loggerhead21] - 09:12pm Jun 20, 2000 EST (#412 of 413)
A blockhead; a dolt. b. A disproportionately large head.
I think this one sticks.
Vote for Gore, he won't need Tutorials! [SherrieG] - 10:31pm Jun 20, 2000 EST (#401 of
694)
Lemme explain it for YOU, I-Bill.
Lara and I hang out here because we are welcome here. Because people LIKE us. Because when
we miss a few days we get letters from a LOT of people asking us why we aren't here.
YOU hang out here because you have absolutely no place to go where you are welcome on the
face of the internet, so you come here, where you are hated but at least you get the semblance
of contact with a group of people, even though all but the truly screwed up loathe you. Because
ANY recognition, even if it's just someone telling you to FOAD, means that you have been
noticed.
And if you have been noticed, then you can convince yourself that you are real.
Poor I-Bill. Noplace, noplace at all where people smile when they see you. Only places where
people smile when you leave.
Vote for Gore, he won't need Tutorials! [SherrieG] - 10:31pm Jun 20, 2000 EST (#401 of
694)
Lemme explain it for YOU, I-Bill.
Lara and I hang out here because we are welcome here. Because people LIKE us. Because when
we miss a few days we get letters from a LOT of people asking us why we aren't here.
YOU hang out here because you have absolutely no place to go where you are welcome on the
face of the internet, so you come here, where you are hated but at least you get the semblance
of contact with a group of people, even though all but the truly screwed up loathe you. Because
ANY recognition, even if it's just someone telling you to FOAD, means that you have been
noticed.
And if you have been noticed, then you can convince yourself that you are real.
Poor I-Bill. Noplace, noplace at all where people smile when they see you. Only places where
people smile when you leave.
[lara croft] - 11:42pm Jun 20, 2000 EST (#402 of 694)
Oppsie
I-Bill is gone a missing again and with him, his words.
Does that *I* really stand for impeachment or for invisible?
http://www.overgrow.com/ [Oregon_Jim] - 11:43pm Jun 20, 2000 EST (#403 of 694)
Ignorant
[lara croft] - 11:45pm Jun 20, 2000 EST (#404 of 694)
Idiot
http://www.overgrow.com/ [Oregon_Jim] - 11:47pm Jun 20, 2000 EST (#405 of 694)
Inane
[lara croft] - 11:55pm Jun 20, 2000 EST (#406 of 694)
Ignoramous
http://www.overgrow.com/ [Oregon_Jim] - 11:56pm Jun 20, 2000 EST (#407 of 694)
Incontinent
Vote for Gore, he won't need Tutorials! [SherrieG] - 11:57pm Jun 20, 2000 EST (#408 of
694)
innocuous.
[lara croft] - 11:57pm Jun 20, 2000 EST (#409 of 694)
Ichorous
Vote for Gore, he won't need Tutorials! [SherrieG] - 11:57pm Jun 20, 2000 EST (#410 of
694)
inexcusable.
http://www.overgrow.com/ [Oregon_Jim] - 11:57pm Jun 20, 2000 EST (#411 of 694)
Iambic pentemeter
http://www.overgrow.com/ [Oregon_Jim] - 11:57pm Jun 20, 2000 EST (#412 of 694)
Illiteration
Vote for Gore, he won't need Tutorials! [SherrieG] - 11:58pm Jun 20, 2000 EST (#413 of
694)
Ignoramus.
HEY!! No fighting in the war room! [DaveGin] - 11:58pm Jun 20, 2000 EST (#414 of 694)
Italic.
HEY!! No fighting in the war room! [DaveGin] - 11:58pm Jun 20, 2000 EST (#415 of 694)
Italianate
gather facts first, then form opinion [Hardigan] - 11:58pm Jun 20, 2000 EST (#416 of
694)
Howz about insignificant?
[lara croft] - 11:58pm Jun 20, 2000 EST (#417 of 694)
Inexistent
Vote for Gore, he won't need Tutorials! [SherrieG] - 11:58pm Jun 20, 2000 EST (#418 of
694)
ICKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[lara croft] - 11:59pm Jun 20, 2000 EST (#419 of 694)
Inexcusable
http://www.overgrow.com/ [Oregon_Jim] - 11:59pm Jun 20, 2000 EST (#420 of 694)
Bill's already back as Tedium
Talk about tenacity.
Vote for Gore, he won't need Tutorials! [SherrieG] - 11:59pm Jun 20, 2000 EST (#421 of
694)
impotent.
Vote for Gore, he won't need Tutorials! [SherrieG] - 12:00am Jun 21, 2000 EST (#422 of
694)
Tenacity was the Lizard.
[lara croft] - 12:01am Jun 21, 2000 EST (#423 of 694)
Inexpiable
{{{{shiver}}} don't say lizard
gather facts first, then form opinion [Hardigan] - 12:01am Jun 21, 2000 EST (#424 of
694)
Insipid
gather facts first, then form opinion [Hardigan] - 12:01am Jun 21, 2000 EST (#425 of
694)
Incoherent
[lara croft] - 12:02am Jun 21, 2000 EST (#426 of 694)
Infant
[lara croft] - 12:02am Jun 21, 2000 EST (#427 of 694)
Infantile (I cheated)
gather facts first, then form opinion [Hardigan] - 12:03am Jun 21, 2000 EST (#428 of
694)
Insipid
[lara croft] - 12:03am Jun 21, 2000 EST (#429 of 694)
Infection
HEY!! No fighting in the war room! [DaveGin] - 12:09am Jun 21, 2000 EST (#430 of 694)
Inchoate.
when the whip comes down [ex-glencarr] - 12:15am Jun 21, 2000 EST (#431 of 694)
See youse all in a couple of weeks. Hasta la vista, baby! (Getting ready for Mexico)
[lara croft] - 12:33am Jun 21, 2000 EST (#432 of 694)
Infecund
gather facts first, then form opinion [Hardigan] - 12:36am Jun 21, 2000 EST (#433 of
694)
insufferable
gather facts first, then form opinion [Hardigan] - 12:36am Jun 21, 2000 EST (#434 of
694)
Insoluble
gather facts first, then form opinion [Hardigan] - 12:36am Jun 21, 2000 EST (#435 of
694)
invasive
[lara croft] - 12:38am Jun 21, 2000 EST (#436 of 694)
Infelicitous
Vote often and early for James Michael Curley [DanielFox] - 12:48am Jun 21, 2000 EST
(#437 of 694)
Indigestible
[lara croft] - 12:57am Jun 21, 2000 EST (#438 of 694)
Inferior
[lara croft] - 12:58am Jun 21, 2000 EST (#439 of 694)
Infestation
Here little boy, ya wants some candy?? [Duh_] - 01:15am Jun 21, 2000 EST (#440 of 694)
Intoxicated
Here little boy, ya wants some candy?? [Duh_] - 01:16am Jun 21, 2000 EST (#441 of 694)
Insatiable
Here little boy, ya wants some candy?? [Duh_] - 01:16am Jun 21, 2000 EST (#442 of 694)
Inapissymood
Warning! Scan shows Dave in area! Look innocent. [_maggie_] - 01:24am Jun 21, 2000
EST (#443 of 694)
Tenacity was the Lizard.
That was a misnomer. Audacity would have been more appropriate.
Vote often and early for James Michael Curley [DanielFox] - 01:30am Jun 21, 2000 EST
(#444 of 694)
Irrelevant
Here little boy, ya wants some candy?? [Duh_] - 05:06am Jun 21, 2000 EST (#445 of 694)
Wellll, I like ya DAVE... I really do.
[lara croft] - 10:13am Jun 21, 2000 EST (#446 of 694)
Tenacity was the Lizard.
LMAO, only in her imagination.
In reality, it always was and will forever be, Mendacity.
[lara croft] - 10:17am Jun 21, 2000 EST (#447 of 694)
Irritating
[windjammer] - 12:50pm Jun 21, 2000 EST (#448 of 694)
MsRobbie, is this the thing that upset you over on the other thread? What I saw yesterday used the
F word over and over and was supposedly from Bill someone's wife. Is this the same. If so, then I
would agree that whoever wrote that had fallen out of a tree and hit their head. It was just awful.
Synergy By Objectives [regal1] - 01:47pm Jun 21, 2000 EST (#449 of 694)
Whoa Lady WindJammer Jane J - Just on my way elsewhere, but I noticed Your Inner Light is
shining real bright from here today... I just want you to know that there were many Lights that
used to radiate from this site thousands of post ago. It would have been awesome what we could
have accomplished from this outpost.
Yet, we can not give up the Concepts that was generated from here, or we will be letting the
Britaniccans Down by not implementing our accord of Peace-a-thon Implementations Across This
Galaxy, TIMEmeria. JJJ
---Peace & Have a Nice Day EveryOne---
It's Polly by golly! [goodygal2] - 07:22pm Jun 21, 2000 EST (#450 of 694)
The worst thing about the "other" thread was that I opened it (couldn't resist, of course), and now
it's in my list of files opened...grrrrr. I can't figure out how to delete it.
"Truth is the highest thing that man may keep." [Shroom] - 11:17pm Jun 21, 2000 EST
(#451 of 694)
Gotta to see something new here...
[windjammer] - 12:17am Jun 22, 2000 EST (#452 of 694)
Regal, I agree, we have to stay with the concepts, and we will. Did I say something wrong? Please
explain.
[McDuffy] - 12:33am Jun 22, 2000 EST (#453 of 694)
Windjammer!
I knew I saw you one one of these threads. I just wanted to say hi! :-)
Synergy By Objectives [regal1] - 02:57am Jun 22, 2000 EST (#454 of 694)
Hi McDuffy, smart move staying clear from the truck stop tonight J Hello Lady WindJammer Jane!
Perfect! Shroom is looking for something new! There she is Shroom :-)
None at all Jane, you did not say anything wrong, actually all the post that I have seen so far are
positively right on. And the concept is very simple, Just Think Nirvana-DMZ :-) and like Libby & Co.
as an example, you are heading that way also. J
[windjammer] - 10:19am Jun 22, 2000 EST (#455 of 694)
Hi there McDuffy. How you doin this morning. Maybe it is night where you are. Regal is right
about the truck stop.
Good day Regal, are there warning signs at the turn offs of trouble. I hope so. I am easily
distracted. You know grass greener on the other side. LOL
Synergy By Objectives [regal1] - 01:50pm Jun 22, 2000 EST (#456 of 694)
McDuffy -, I did not see Bill anywhere last night... or have you seen him? Anyhow, hope you are
learning good things in school today. J
Lady Jane - Greetings, yes, but not as much as warning signs at he wrong turn offs, signs can
easily be covered with hazy dust.
But the cliff is not hard to see, and if the tracks is leading anyone over the cliff; that is the real
sign to avoid and detour everyone to Peace & Love; our destination. J
[McDuffy] - 02:43pm Jun 22, 2000 EST (#457 of 694)
Hi Windy,
Thanks. I live in Ohio, EST Time Zone. And yeah, it seems like some tried to burn down the truck
stop. Well... things can always be fixed. It's people who can't be replaced. :-)
Kiss me quick, before the lava reaches the village [MsRobbie] - 05:37pm Jun 22, 2000
EST (#458 of 694)
McDuffy: And yeah, it seems like some tried to burn down the truck stop.
Who are "some," McDuffy? And what did they do that appeared to be an effort to "burn down the
truck stop"?
Mimsy are the borogroves [wardaddy] - 05:44pm Jun 22, 2000 EST (#459 of 694)
Well, I see that thath jerk Bill Russell has been screwing around with this thread.
Kiss me quick, before the lava reaches the village [MsRobbie] - 05:48pm Jun 22, 2000
EST (#460 of 694)
It's one of his favorites, Wardaddy.
Mimsy are the borogroves [wardaddy] - 06:00pm Jun 22, 2000 EST (#461 of 694)
What a jerk!
gather facts first, then form opinion [Hardigan] - 08:43pm Jun 22, 2000 EST (#462 of
694)
Yep, the I-Bill is up to his old tricks again.
[windjammer] - 02:45pm Jun 23, 2000 EST (#463 of 694)
McDuffy, I was warned before I got over here that I should be prepared for some unexpected
problems. And so I covered myself with the Armour of Love from head to toe.
May I suggest that you just get that armour on now, because I can see that it ain't gonna let up for
you. I just don't understand why anyone keeps hammering with the same old questions day and
night. Lots of people refer to them, they, some, most, etc. What's the deal here.
I know I am a late comer, but so far I can't find a single reason to pound on some one person
forever. Most of these people LOL you know who you are, and I'm not sure who all of you are, but I
think need to get a life and start spreading some forgiveness and mercy and add a bit of love to it.
I really like all of you, but I have a tendency to stand up for the underdog. I don't like to see
anyone abused or harassed.
McDuffy is just a very young girl, and all young girls have to live the life of learning and how to
communicate. Communication skills are so important that they are the subject of classes in the
business world today. Now let's give this little girl a chance to mature as we are all still maturing.
Love will work wonders in your suggestions to young people, but harassment builds walls and
fences.
How about it. Me too, I need to practice some of it. You are all my friends, and I hope you won't be
mad at me for my suggestions. Love ya
Synergy By Objectives [regal1] - 07:24pm Jun 23, 2000 EST (#464 of 694)
"And so I covered myself with the Armour of Love from head to toe."
L0L0L0L0L… that will work, you sound like a real Nirvanian and this is strange, but we used to
have in our arsenal, Plasma Peace Riffle… it squirts Love Plasma on misguided eyeballs… infecting
them with Love L0L0L0L and can only be triggered by good emotions that emantes for the hearts
and minds… Oh Man talk aboput Déjà vu!!!!… You Lady WJ Jane, handle that Peace Riffle like a
True Nirvanian… and with the New Armor of Love… You Look Invinsible! :-)
Lady Jane, do you believe that Love Conquers All? We can chat about it later at the Chat HQ. :-)
[windjammer] - 12:26am Jun 24, 2000 EST (#465 of 694)
Regal, I do not believe that love covers ALL, but I do believe it covers a MULTITUDE. I am not
invinsible, else I would not be disturbed that McDuffy is still being come down on.
I surely do have some opinions and strong ones, however, I do not become assertive of them
UNLESS I feel justified in doing so.
Also, I am not a pacificist either. I do think that there are insignificant subjects that win or lose,
no one wins, so let it go.
Now the Lady WJ Jane, must mean that you can see that side of me. I believe that a soft answer
turneth away wrath. I am not saying I have conquered that one, but it is there to be put before
someone that needs to lean that way to get over their distress.
Regal, I don't know what you mean by Nirvanian. I know nothing about this arsenal thing you
speak of. Please explain what you really me. Remember the Peasant Girl. She is here right now.
Help her understand.
I don't like to see anyone hurt. It does bother me, and worse yet are the type that straddle the
fense and do nothing to help a poor soul when they are down. You know, Regal, that is about the
only good I am for is to be a friend to a person in need, and so I do it the only way I know how.
No, I am not invinsible, ask Paulie. Shoot an arrrow and watch me fall. I am not invinsible in any
sense. I am a very sensitive person with very little to offer anyone except my sensitivity, and so I
am also sensitive to the hurts of others. I think McDuffy has had enough.
Carve your way to the top with cutting remarks... [SherrieG] - 12:32am Jun 24, 2000 EST
(#466 of 694)
I think you should find another place to proclaim that. It is not the purpose of this thread.
[trueblue] - 12:37am Jun 24, 2000 EST (#467 of 694)
Ms. McDuffy, hello! Over the past couple of days I have read post after post written by a poster
named MsRobbie asking you the same stupid question. Now I see she seems to have started another
such a thing re: a bus stop.
Why don't you just tell the woman to kiss your behind dead center. Of course, the rest of the clique
will scream that you have done something terrible and run crying to that fellow Dave. Never
mind that they are doing a gross thing in ganging up on you.
Proud member of "you guys" [MsRobbie] - 12:50am Jun 24, 2000 EST (#468 of 694)
ROFL!!! Hi Mel!
"Well kiss my ass I bought a boat, I'm going out to sea." -- Lyle Lovett
Proud member of "you guys" [MsRobbie] - 12:50am Jun 24, 2000 EST (#468 of 694)
ROFL!!! Hi Mel!
"Well kiss my ass I bought a boat, I'm going out to sea." -- Lyle Lovett
Synergy By Objectives [regal1] - 01:38am Jun 24, 2000 EST (#469 of 694)
GoodEvening General, TrueBlue & Lady WindJammer – MsRobie.
[lara croft] - 02:30am Jun 24, 2000 EST (#470 of 694)
'Cause that's the best you've ever had.
Proud member of "you guys" [MsRobbie] - 02:35am Jun 24, 2000 EST (#471 of 694)
Evenin' Lara!
[lara croft] - 02:38am Jun 24, 2000 EST (#472 of 694)
Hiya, Ms. Robbie.
Hope this fine evenin' finds you well and happy.
Proud member of "you guys" [MsRobbie] - 02:40am Jun 24, 2000 EST (#473 of 694)
Well, it finds me behaving myself, anyway.
[lara croft] - 02:42am Jun 24, 2000 EST (#474 of 694)
Oh
I'm sorry.
Anything I can do?
Proud member of "you guys" [MsRobbie] - 02:46am Jun 24, 2000 EST (#475 of 694)
Heh heh heh... got any naked dancing boys? Willing to share?
[lara croft] - 02:47am Jun 24, 2000 EST (#476 of 694)
Ummm, SHARE, that seems to be the magic word.
Okay, I've got this one little guy ...
Proud member of "you guys" [MsRobbie] - 02:56am Jun 24, 2000 EST (#477 of 694)
Little? Fuggedaboudit.
[lara croft] - 02:59am Jun 24, 2000 EST (#478 of 694)
Proud member of "you guys" [MsRobbie] - 02:56am Jun 24, 2000 EST (#485 of 485)
Little? Fuggedaboudit.
I'm preddy sure IBill would be proud you even thought of him.
[lara croft] - 03:15am Jun 24, 2000 EST (#479 of 694)
Pink is my new obsession
Pink is not even a question
And pink on the lips of your lover
Cause pink is the love you discover
Pink as the bing on your cherry
Pink cause you are so very
Pink is the color of passion,
Cause today it just goes with the fashion
Pink is was love at first sight
Pink when I turn out the light
And pink gets me high as a kite. ...
Golly gee I like that song.
[kariannhopes] - 06:36am Jun 24, 2000 EST (#480 of 694)
Lara, at first I thought that was a Sesame Street songs. You know how they have songs about
color! Reading it over again--no, no not a children's song! Where did it come from?
Very surprising to see McDuffy friends on this thread! Thanks Regal for the link up.
Windjammer, your words ring true! Good post!
[kariannhopes] - 06:36am Jun 24, 2000 EST (#480 of 694)
Lara, at first I thought that was a Sesame Street songs. You know how they have songs about
color! Reading it over again--no, no not a children's song! Where did it come from?
Very surprising to see McDuffy friends on this thread! Thanks Regal for the link up.
Windjammer, your words ring true! Good post!
[windjammer] - 09:58am Jun 24, 2000 EST (#481 of 694)
Good morning everyone. The storm here has evidently hit my server. Can't send out emails yet.
Rumrunner, are the Lefties, the ones that post a lot on the l00's Board. I have seen this word
more than once, and wondered if I be one of them.
Synergy By Objectives [regal1] - 01:59pm Jun 24, 2000 EST (#482 of 694)
Hello MsCroft, Kariann, Lady Jane … L0L0L0L cute song eh! It sounded like a Sesame Street Song
too at first… but its not children’s song for sure… I can’t precisely tell where it came from
myself, but KariannHon, let’s not worry about it, it’s sounds like a sweet song that’s all… J And
because the ideal situation is to see more good foundation taking roots, "McDuffy’s friends" like
You, Me & Libby & Co. should be seen all over TIMEmeria planting Apple Trees J
Lady WJ Jane - "Good morning everyone. The storm here has evidently hit my server. Can't
send out emails yet."
Storm over the Great Lakes again! Unfortunately, we can expect more nasty weather in the
near future… hope all is well for your wedding celebration…
Have A Nice Peaceful Day Y’all J
Carve your way to the top with cutting remarks... [SherrieG] - 02:04pm Jun 24, 2000
EST (#483 of 694)
You are toast again...
[lara croft] - 02:58pm Jun 24, 2000 EST (#484 of 694)
Arrowsmith - Pink
Dumb words, but a fantasy beat.
Proud member of "you guys" [MsRobbie] - 07:00pm Jun 24, 2000 EST (#485 of 694)
Well, it's about 1:00 p.m. in Hawaii, that time of day Billy Boy rearranges all the threads. Good
time to sign off for a while.
[lara croft] - 08:29pm Jun 24, 2000 EST (#486 of 694)
Well I know he thinks otherwise and probably doesn't want to even consider it, but he does us a
favor by keeping this thread at the top.
"Truth is the highest thing that man may keep." [Shroom] - 10:58pm Jun 24, 2000 EST
(#487 of 694)
Things that make you go hmmmmmmmm...
[lara croft] - 11:07pm Jun 24, 2000 EST (#488 of 694)
Long, slow, wet kisses
The touch of a loved one
Chocolate
A cool breeze brushing your skin
Waking up from a much needed, much enjoyed nap
A warm, relaxing shower in mid December
A cool, invigorating shower in July
A hammock in the shade
Chocolate
[lara croft] - 11:28pm Jun 24, 2000 EST (#489 of 694)
Looks like bill drank his lunch, again.
This page left intentionally blank... [Duh_] - 11:31pm Jun 24, 2000 EST (#490 of 694)
Chocolate
[lara croft] - 11:43pm Jun 24, 2000 EST (#491 of 694)
Have another drink bill. A couple more and you can start imagining again that Sher and I are
explaining it to you.
Bottoms up.
[lara croft] - 11:47pm Jun 24, 2000 EST (#492 of 694)
Sure Bill, sure - coffee,
LOLOLOLOLOL - spiked with bourbon.
This page left intentionally blank... [Duh_] - 11:47pm Jun 24, 2000 EST (#493 of 694)
Kinetics... didn't L.Ron Hubbard do a book on that???
This page left intentionally blank... [Duh_] - 11:56pm Jun 24, 2000 EST (#494 of 694)
Ulcer medication????
[lara croft] - 11:58pm Jun 24, 2000 EST (#495 of 694)
LOLOL yeah Duh. It's the booze, it's pickled his brain.
I'm surprised he didn't say Malanta.
This page left intentionally blank... [Duh_] - 12:16am Jun 25, 2000 EST (#496 of 694)
okeedoke... didn't I see commercials with the cowboy asking a dude about heartburn or antacid
or something???
A friend's eye is a good mirror - Irish Proverb [~Libby~] - 12:22am Jun 25, 2000 EST
(#497 of 694)
Do you take Xanax, Bill??
No wonder you're so damned happy all the time. lolol
This page left intentionally blank... [Duh_] - 12:22am Jun 25, 2000 EST (#498 of 694)
So, its NOT ulcer medication???
A friend's eye is a good mirror - Irish Proverb [~Libby~] - 12:25am Jun 25, 2000 EST
(#499 of 694)
Heck no. Xanax is a very strong nerve pill. I have a friend that takes it. I've tried it
(ahem...some of hers). They make you do a very slow happy dance all day long. :-)
It's also highly addictive...like valium.
This page left intentionally blank... [Duh_] - 12:38am Jun 25, 2000 EST (#500 of 694)
I think being happy all the live long day is probably not a good trend...
A friend's eye is a good mirror - Irish Proverb [~Libby~] - 12:57am Jun 25, 2000 EST
(#501 of 694)
Being happy all day long is actually quite nice. It sure beats the alternative.
A natural high does, anyway, not a drug induced one, probably.
This page left intentionally blank... [Duh_] - 12:59am Jun 25, 2000 EST (#502 of 694)
My take is that the human race doesn't do well without struggle and conflict and obstacles to
overcome. I've noted that the people I admire most, the ones that I see contributing most to the
human condition usually have suffered the most... Happy is a good thing in moderation..
A friend's eye is a good mirror - Irish Proverb [~Libby~] - 01:08am Jun 25, 2000 EST
(#503 of 694)
Yeah, I can't really disagree with that Dusty. Happy is like anything else, I suppose...too much
of good thing is no longer good (or productive, or healthy).. Depends on how you define happy,
too, I guess. I am often happy struggling (like when I was in school, or sometimes now on my
job, when I have a big problem to solve)...those things make me feel happy, or stimulated? But
it's not a constant big smile kind of happy, if you know what I mean. Maybe happy is a wrong
word, I donno.
This page left intentionally blank... [Duh_] - 01:09am Jun 25, 2000 EST (#504 of 694)
Stepford wife kind of happy.
A friend's eye is a good mirror - Irish Proverb [~Libby~] - 01:10am Jun 25, 2000 EST
(#505 of 694)
Yeah...that's not right.
[McDuffy] - 01:12am Jun 25, 2000 EST (#506 of 694)
I watched that tonight with my brother.
They are robots though Lib. :-)
This page left intentionally blank... [Duh_] - 01:13am Jun 25, 2000 EST (#507 of 694)
Chat-happy is another kind I don't like...
McDuffy, do you live with your parents? (not setting ya up, just asking...)
A friend's eye is a good mirror - Irish Proverb [~Libby~] - 01:14am Jun 25, 2000 EST
(#508 of 694)
Yeah, I saw the movie when it first came out, Duff. It was eery.
[lara croft] - 01:23am Jun 25, 2000 EST (#509 of 694)
Zantac or Zantax that's the heartburn stuff.
Yeah stepford wives happy isn't healthy. Steford wives anything isn't healthy.
This page left intentionally blank... [Duh_] - 01:27am Jun 25, 2000 EST (#510 of 694)
Okay, okay.... geeze... people wanting accuracy in my posting or what?
[lara croft] - 01:32am Jun 25, 2000 EST (#511 of 694)
Nope, I thought you were right too. After I got to thinking about it, I realized I'd seen that
commercial too and the heartburn stuff started with a "Z."
Purely accidental.
This page left intentionally blank... [Duh_] - 01:34am Jun 25, 2000 EST (#512 of 694)
honesty in posting... thought you were trying to buck the system, there, lara...
[lara croft] - 01:42am Jun 25, 2000 EST (#513 of 694)
LOL you were probably right the first time.
I'll chose bucking the system practically every time.
Carve your way to the top with cutting remarks... [SherrieG] - 01:42am Jun 25, 2000
EST (#514 of 694)
the I-Bill doesn't get heartburn. Everybody exposed to it does.
And the happy pill is Xanax.
[McDuffy] - 01:43am Jun 25, 2000 EST (#515 of 694)
Yeah, I saw the movie when it first came out, Duff. It was eery.
lol, it was ok. The old 1975 version.
But the first one I saw was a remake that was done with Barbara Eden a few years back.
That one was good...and newer looking of course.
Had a different ending too. I was mad that the old one had such a crappy ending. lol
In the one I watched a few years ago, the 2 kids were teenagers... so there was more plot to it.
[kariannhopes] - 04:57am Jun 25, 2000 EST (#518 of 694)
Xanax=anti-depressant
Zantac=tummy pill
Xanax is one of the top three prescriptions in the US. It doesn't work for everyone. I don't think
there really is a happy pill, but if you've heard otherwise--let us know!
[NoblesseOblige] - 05:53am Jun 25, 2000 EST (#519 of 694)
Xanax can actually cause depression, and is for short term use, like 3-4 months.
It is, or has been, prescribed for agoraphobia.
It has several undesirable side effects as well, and is addictive.
I don't recommend taking it.
Synergy By Objectives [regal1] - 11:08am Jun 25, 2000 EST (#520 of 694)
Ummmm Hello Bill? If that’s you, that kinda post will probably keep you posting J
I don’t think It’s possible to be happy all the time. The path is to find or develop a fair personal
system of living that you can live in happy contentment. It may not be perfect, but once it’s in
place, ride it with an open mind.
There many be situations that some people can derive some happiness by causing and seeing
other people hurting, but that kind of happiness can not be sustained indefinitely.
In everyone’s current life’s setting, the key must be to find whatever contentment your
present lives stores for you. From that contented happiness, always walk with open an mind
and loving heart, searching for the path that while taking that journey, generates more
happiness to others around you.
Example Again: J ~Libby~: as we all know, if there is search for the most likable person across
the board, She deserves to get that award.
So while she generates goodwill and thus certain level of happiness to people around her,
that’s gotto be the meaning of: J
Member of "you guys" in good standing... [surferchicklet] - 11:15am Jun 25, 2000 EST
(#521 of 694)
There is a happy pill but it is illegal and highly not recommended as it swiss cheeses your brain
from what I understand... (ecstasy)
And if I had a pony I'd ride him on my boat [MsRobbie] - 12:34am Jun 26, 2000 EST (#522
of 694)
It's just past 9:30 p.m. in Seattle. I suppose the sun has officially set, but it sets behind the Olymipic
Mountains, so it still shoots rays up for a long time thereafter, keeping the skies light. The
northern latitudes are horrible in the winter, and utterly wonderful in the summer. This is why
we put up with nine months of ugly every year.
When I lived in Hawaii I loved the winters, because they weren't much different from the
summers. If only I were rich and could afford Hawaii during the winter and Seattle in the
summer!
http://www.overgrow.com/ [Oregon_Jim] - 12:38am Jun 26, 2000 EST (#523 of 694)
http://rackjite.com/frystar2.htm
Your host at the Corral is suave guy montag! [babblingbrook] - 01:00am Jun 26, 2000 EST
(#524 of 694)
Hawaii is indeed a special place, Ms. Robbie. It almost sounds simplistic, but I felt there was/is a
spirituality there that's - something that alters and remains with you.
Well, I guess that might include poltergiests and other earthbound discontents.
And if I had a pony I'd ride him on my boat [MsRobbie] - 01:04am Jun 26, 2000 EST (#525
of 694)
Brook: It almost sounds simplistic, but I felt there was/is a spirituality there that's - something that alters
and remains with you.
Brook, anyone who has spent much time there won't find that simplistic at all.
And if I had a pony I'd ride him on my boat [MsRobbie] - 01:09am Jun 26, 2000 EST (#526
of 694)
Bill: Living here year around is the closest thing to heaven, I will ever exerience.
How would you know? You spend all your time at the computer.
Your host at the Corral is suave guy montag! [babblingbrook] - 01:22am Jun 26, 2000 EST
(#527 of 694)
: Living here year around is the closest thing to heaven, I will ever exerience
And that's the difference between BR and others. *Serenity* and *Spiritual Awareness* and/or a
sense of whatever the mishmash we as fallible humans have made of a Power that some call God,
has nothing to do with *living here year round*.
Your host at the Corral is suave guy montag! [babblingbrook] - 01:36am Jun 26, 2000
EST (#528 of 694)
He was trying to express something truly beautiful.....
Problem is , he does it in the same way an infant does when discovering the content of it's
diaper.
Your host at the Corral is suave guy montag! [babblingbrook] - 01:51am Jun 26, 2000
EST (#529 of 694)
No one could be more negative than you, Bill...under any name. In a world of *marginal* you
represent the nadir. So, twirl your pearls..and keep on whistlin' in the dark.
And if I had a pony I'd ride him on my boat [MsRobbie] - 01:59am Jun 26, 2000 EST
(#530 of 694)
Bill: Looks like the "Other" negat, Dave, is sleeping off his liquid dinner....
It's kind of sad you can't figure out any time zone other than your own, Bill. It's about 1:00 a.m.
at Dave's house right now.
http://www.overgrow.com/ [Oregon_Jim] - 02:35am Jun 26, 2000 EST (#531 of 694)
Dave isn't the only one who deletes your tripe Russell.
Deal with it.
You're welcome.
Your host at the Corral is suave guy montag! [babblingbrook] - 02:37am Jun 26, 2000
EST (#532 of 694)
he often stays up late.
He deleted my postings not more than 30 minutes ago
Unsuprisingly egocentric. You're banned. The techies do their thing every night- I venture
you've been at least one of the furthest things from Dave's mind today. Grates, doesn't it?
http://www.overgrow.com/ [Oregon_Jim] - 02:39am Jun 26, 2000 EST (#533 of 694)
Maybe ol' Billy Russell can break out into an appropriate song - like "Friend of the Friendless"
LMAO
http://www.overgrow.com/ [Oregon_Jim] - 02:39am Jun 26, 2000 EST (#533 of 694)
Maybe ol' Billy Russell can break out into an appropriate song - like "Friend of the Friendless"
LMAO
http://www.overgrow.com/ [Oregon_Jim] - 02:43am Jun 26, 2000 EST (#534 of 694)
Thanks for sharing.
Your host at the Corral is suave guy montag! [babblingbrook] - 02:46am Jun 26, 2000
EST (#535 of 694)
[Relativistic] - 02:40am Jun 26, 2000 EST (#546 of 547) Too bad OJ hasn't a friend in the
world......:O(
Projecting, are we? The Babster would be so proud!
Your host at the Corral is suave guy montag! [babblingbrook] - 02:54am Jun 26, 2000
EST (#536 of 694)
Here's the *charmin*, Russell. It's the only *roll* you'll ever be on.
[Hnb Lecter MD] - 12:47pm Jun 27, 2000 EST (#537 of 694)
"If only I were rich and could afford Hawaii during the winter and Seattle in the summer!" Ms
R
That's easy Ms R. Just sell the $200K condo and buy two $100Ks, one in Seattle and one in Hawaii
(or do such animals exist?). And speaking of which, I'll soon be hanging at the Royal Hawaiian.
Lots of happy memories of that place from my misspent youth!
And if I had a pony I'd ride him on my boat [MsRobbie] - 01:49pm Jun 27, 2000 EST
(#538 of 694)
Lecter: That's easy Ms R. Just sell the $200K condo and buy two $100Ks, one in Seattle and one in Hawaii
(or do such animals exist?).
I doubt they exist, Dr. Lecter. Or, if they do, they'd have the size and comfort of a postage stamp.
gather facts first, then form opinion [Hardigan] - 08:51pm Jun 28, 2000 EST (#539 of 694)
Well, it looks like Butt-Munch is up tp his old tricks again
How's it goin', I-Bill?
You are blessed to know me.......... [Oregon_Jim] - 02:55am Jun 29, 2000 EST (#540 of 694)
[Meritocracy] - 02:54am Jun 29, 2000 EST (#549 of 549)
`
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up. [mrs.spagz] - 09:45pm Jun 29, 2000 EST
(#541 of 694)
...sigh! I always miss the good stuff! Boy, that Dave is QUICK!
Never miss a good chance to shut up... [Duh_] - 10:08pm Jun 29, 2000 EST (#542 of 694)
there was good stuff???? shoot. I missed it... Welcome back DAVE..
You are blessed to know me.......... [Oregon_Jim] - 01:27am Jun 30, 2000 EST (#543 of 694)
[Banzai] - 01:27am Jun 30, 2000 EST (#548 of 548)
`
http://www.jesus21.com/ [Oregon_Jim] - 11:47am Jul 8, 2000 EST (#544 of 694)
[Kumquat69] - 11:46am Jul 8, 2000 EST (#551 of 551)
`
Stop the legal lynching of Mumia Abu-Jamal [Ferret Mike] - 06:59pm Jul 8, 2000 EST
(#545 of 694)
Oregon Jim - Here is a Eugenean who should move to a state like Alabama and take a job at a waffle
house:
LINK
(The memorial he damaged was put there in rememberence of Ken Kesey's son who died in a van
crash on the way to compete as a UO wrestler.)
Stop the legal lynching of Mumia Abu-Jamal [Ferret Mike] - 07:28pm Jul 8, 2000 EST
(#546 of 694)
Oregon Country Fair
http://www.jesus21.com/ [Oregon_Jim] - 07:33pm Jul 8, 2000 EST (#547 of 694)
Mike
You're right - this idiot would be right at home in the Bible Belt.
Must have been a member of a logging family who moved here from the Southeast like so many
did in the 1930's.
White trash.
© Thanks for letting me share my opinion on this
and the other issues facing all of us here at TOL.
Granny of the Boards [windjammer] - 11:32pm Jul 8, 2000 EST (#548 of 694)
OJ, please read my apoligies on the other threads. I watch for you on the boards all of the time.
Do you really hate whites that much. I know there are white trash out there, but not all are white
trash. There is trash in every race of people.
This white trash cares a lot about blacks. As I said before they have shown my baby more love
than the whites did at that hospital, and I will never forget it.
Don't you hate me OJ. You just talk to me like you would anyone, and listen to my heart when I say
I am sorry if I have hurt you.
OJ, my little black poodle got ran over and killed Thurs. night. I'm sure you have read about it.
Maybe you think I deserve it. I hope you do not feel that way about me. Forgive me, and let's be
friends. Would you do that?
After what you told me, I could have bit my tongue off. You have a right to be bitter. Was the man
white that caused your accident. I don't think you can just hate anyone unless there is a reason.
We cannot sterotype any race by a few. I watched Roots, and I would have liked to taken some of
those masters and beat the tar out of them for the things they did. We've all got to get past that
now. Come on now, don't walk ahead of me, and don't walk behind me, but let's walk side by side.
I care about you. You can be angry with me, but that won't change how I feel about you. No
Way!!!!!!
the blue flashing light last Saturday night [u16girl] - 11:42pm Jul 8, 2000 EST (#549 of
694)
OJ likes to throw the words "white trash" around a lot.He was calling the Irish "white trash" on a
thread yesterday.Personally I think the man has "white trash" issues.
I'll have to get back to you on that one... [surferchicklet] - 11:48pm Jul 8, 2000 EST (#550
of 694)
Windjammer... I like OJ just fine, but I think you're taking this whole thing a bit too serious... or
are really co dependent...
Sorry about your little dog, that's tough... good luck...
[paul kwiatkowski] - 11:51pm Jul 8, 2000 EST (#551 of 694)
All he does is insult people whom he doesn't know and call them liars
[Igor] - 12:32am Jul 9, 2000 EST (#552 of 694)
Who were you describing Paul?
Just wondering, because your words described about 9/10ths of the participants on this board,
best I can see.
And if I had a pony I'd ride him on my boat [MsRobbie] - 12:49am Jul 9, 2000 EST (#553
of 694)
Igor: Just wondering, because your words described about 9/10ths of the participants on this board, best I
can see.
*looking around, counting carefully...*
Oh good, I see nine other people. Must be them.
[Igor] - 01:04am Jul 9, 2000 EST (#554 of 694)
Of course it is, Mz. Robbie. You doubted?
I'll have to get back to you on that one... [surferchicklet] - 01:11am Jul 9, 2000 EST
(#555 of 694)
Hey!
LOL
I've upped my standards, now up yours. [charolais] - 01:12am Jul 9, 2000 EST (#556 of
694)
Hay?
[Igor] - 01:13am Jul 9, 2000 EST (#557 of 694)
Now, now Surferchick, just look around. There are now 20 people in the room, right?
[Igor] - 01:14am Jul 9, 2000 EST (#558 of 694)
Oh my Gawd, okay, there are 100 people in the room, okay, count em. ROTFFLMAO.
The three of you and the next seven persons to show up are NOT who I was talking about OKAY?
ROTF.
And if I had a pony I'd ride him on my boat [MsRobbie] - 01:28am Jul 9, 2000 EST (#559
of 694)
LOL!!! Very gracefully done, Igor!
I'll have to get back to you on that one... [surferchicklet] - 01:54am Jul 9, 2000 EST
(#560 of 694)
Ok... And I agree... Very nice recovery... LOL
[Igor] - 02:46am Jul 9, 2000 EST (#561 of 694)
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Muchas Gracias
Granny of the Boards [windjammer] - 10:11am Jul 9, 2000 EST (#562 of 694)
Surferchicklet, Co-dependent, huh. Sounds good to me. I'd rather be co-dependent than
in-dependent. Carry on. I really don't believe in luck much, but I trust God for all things in my
life. My human nature is very co-dependent tho. I need other people for sure. I think you are
probably right.
Carve your way to the top with cutting remarks... [SherrieG] - 11:55am Jul 9, 2000 EST
(#563 of 694)
Know the difference between a codependent and a toilet seat?
You shit all over both of em, but the toilet seat won't follow you around whining for the rest of
your life.
[McDuffy] - 12:45pm Jul 9, 2000 EST (#564 of 694)
but I trust God for all things in my life. My human nature is very "co-dependent"
tho. I need other people for sure.
The same for me. :-)
I'll have to get back to you on that one... [surferchicklet] - 02:00pm Jul 9, 2000 EST
(#565 of 694)
Oh man... Never heard that one Sher..LOL
Independant is a good thing windjammer... Crutches are bad.
Granny of the Boards [windjammer] - 12:04am Jul 10, 2000 EST (#566 of 694)
Surferchicklet, I know you are right. It is good to be independent to a point. I am not a very
independent person, however, I don't follow people around. I think what gets to me more is
better named rejection or maybe super sensitive.
Crutches are really bad, I know it. Most of my crutches are looking back on some bad
experiences and using them to excuse some of my bad points.
I was talking about people who are too independent, and didn't think they needed anyone for
anything. I guess there is a good happy mediu. I will say that in this day and age, one needs to
be independent in that he/she can take care of themselves, and feel good about it. I have never
been a leech. I can't stand that.
Never miss a good chance to shut up... [Duh_] - 06:37pm Jul 10, 2000 EST (#567 of 694)
I'd rather be co-dependent than in-dependent.
See, now you’ve voiced my philosophy, but in total reverse...
Never miss a good chance to shut up... [Duh_] - 06:56pm Jul 10, 2000 EST (#568 of 694)
....sometimes you feel like a nut...
I've upped my standards, now up yours. [charolais] - 07:01pm Jul 10, 2000 EST (#569 of
694)
sometimes you don't.
the blue flashing light last Saturday night [u16girl] - 07:48pm Jul 10, 2000 EST (#570
of 694)
I feel mexican..especially after I eat it-damn those enchiladas are hard on my stomach,LOLOLOL
Stop the legal lynching of Mumia Abu-Jamal [Ferret Mike] - 03:14pm Jul 11, 2000 EST
(#571 of 694)
Almond Joy's got nuts....Mounds don't.
http://www.geocities.com/lilmacUMD/lilmac.html [Little Mac] - 03:19pm Jul 11, 2000
EST (#572 of 694)
LOL
Your contact at the center of the Universe [steveny1] - 11:11am Jul 12, 2000 EST (#573
of 694)
???
http://www.uslocate.com/ [Duh_] - 06:54pm Jul 18, 2000 EST (#576 of 694)
Because sometimes you feel like a nut....
My son is dating your Eagle Scout [Ferret Mike] - 07:08pm Jul 18, 2000 EST (#577 of 694)
Steamin' HEAP o'Nutty FACTS
The first pizza ever delivered was to Queen Margherita of Naples, in 1889.
The six Gummi Bears are named Gruffi, Cubbi, Tummi, Zummi, Sunni and Grammi.
One in every four Americans has appeared on television.
In the course of one year, more Monopoly money is printed than real money throughout the
world.
The longest case of constipation ever recorded lasted 102 days.
You're born with 300 bones, but by the time you reach adulthood, you only have 206.
Over a 60-year period, groundhogs have been only 28 percent accurate in guessing when spring
will start.
The five most frequently used letters of the alphabet are, in order: e, t, o, a and n.
The five least frequently used are: k, j, x, z and q.
Lightning bolts are two inches wide.
People driving SUVs are 50% more likely to blabber on cell phones while driving than people in
other cars.
The world champion wife-carrier is Margo Uusorg from Estonia. Uusorg, 21, recently won the
World Wife Carrying Championships in Finland by hauling his 18-year-old bride Birgit 200 metres
in 55 seconds.
Iguanas feel joy.
The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razor blades.
Carve your way to the top with cutting remarks... [SherrieG] - 10:49pm Jul 18, 2000
EST (#580 of 694)
The acid on this BOARD lately is running a close second.
[wilycat] - 10:52pm Jul 18, 2000 EST (#581 of 694)
The longest case of constipation ever recorded lasted 102 days.
Just be glad you weren't in the neighborhood on day 103...
Carve your way to the top with cutting remarks... [SherrieG] - 12:06am Jul 19, 2000
EST (#582 of 694)
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WILY, you have just become my hero....
http://www.uslocate.com/ [Duh_] - 12:19am Jul 19, 2000 EST (#583 of 694)
Iguanas feel joy.
Oh. Now... really, I don’t think so.
Carve your way to the top with cutting remarks... [SherrieG] - 12:30am Jul 19, 2000
EST (#584 of 694)
Well, Charlie the Bearded Dragon looks pretty joyous when I dump eight dozen large crickets
into his terrarium.
And I think he becomes downright orgasmic when I throw in a few mealworms.
Then I see you coming, out of nowhere [laklak] - 10:06am Jul 19, 2000 EST (#585 of 694)
<< Iguanas feel joy. >>
What's Joy think about that?
Carve your way to the top with cutting remarks... [SherrieG] - 10:31am Jul 19, 2000
EST (#586 of 694)
A Father's Dating Rules:
Rule One:
If you pull into my driveway and honk, you'd better be delivering a package - because you are
not picking anything up.
Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer
at anything below the neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off my daughter's body, I
will remove them.
Rule Three:
I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys your age to wear their trousers so loose
that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all
of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open-minded about this issue, so I
propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and you
pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do
not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric
nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place.
Rule Four:
I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, having sex without using a "barrier method" of
some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate: When it comes to sex with my daughter, I am the
barrier and I am the one who will do the killing.
Rule Five:
It is generally understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about
sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require
from you is an indication of when you will have my daughter home safely back at my house,
and the only answer I need from you on this subject is "Early".
Rule Six:
I have no doubt that you are a popular fellow with many opportunities to date other girls. This
is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you go out with my little
girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her
cry, I will make you cry.
Rule Seven:
As you stand in my front hallway waiting for my daughter at appear, even if more then an
hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for a move you shouldn't be
dating. My daughter is putting on her make up, a process than can take longer then painting
the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful like
changing the oil in my car?
Rule Eight:
The following locations are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there
are beds, sofas, or anything softer then a wooden stool. Places where there is darkness. Place
where it is appropriate to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts or anything other then
overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka zipped up to her throat. Movies with strong
romantic or sexual themes are to be avoided; movies which features chainsaws are okay.
Hockey games are okay. Old folks' home are better.
Rule Nine:
Do not lie to me. I may appear to be potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on
any issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless God of your universe. If I
ask your where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the
whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the
house. Do not trifle with me.
Rule Ten:
Be afraid. Be very afraid. The voices in my head frequently tell me to clean to guns as I wait for
you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit the car
with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that
you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car. There is no
need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face in the window is mine.
Granny of the Boards [windjammer] - 10:33am Jul 19, 2000 EST (#587 of 694)
Some have said that Iquanas make great pets. They scare me to death. Besides what is there
about them to pet. Can they be trained. What is the deal with them that so many people call
them pets. They look like a lizzard to me. I really don't get into crawlie things. Also, they
require a lot of care, as their houses must be very clean, and the groceries I would think would
add to their inconvenience.
Granny of the Boards [windjammer] - 10:34am Jul 19, 2000 EST (#588 of 694)
WHOA I think I must have been back on the very first posts. Oh well I am still sleeping this
morning.
Your contact at the center of the Universe [steveny1] - 10:41am Jul 19, 2000 EST (#589
of 694)
Sherrie- Reminds me of the time my younger sister was dating a guy who was putting undue
pressure on her to do certain things which was upsetting her. He came over one evening and
was sitting in the lving room waiting for her. My mother's living room has 2 doors in it,
conveniently located on either side of the couch. One my older brothers walked in one door,
and I walked in with my other older brother through the other door. We looked him in the eye
and said "You touch her, you die. Got it?" He looked at all 3 of us staring him down before he
sunk down into the couch a little and nodded. My sister appeared a moment later and started
slapping at us to get away from him.
They broke up 2 days later.
Carve your way to the top with cutting remarks... [SherrieG] - 10:48am Jul 19, 2000
EST (#590 of 694)
Large lizards are basically a piece of cake to care for. They are very calm, they are a GAS to
walk on leashes, LOLOL you can drive people SCREAMING from the sidewalk, little boys think
you are a totally cool Mom for buying your kid something that looks like a dinosaur and it
attracts great attention when he is looking out your window as people walk by and glance in.
Iguanas can get as much as six feet long. Charlie is about half that.
Why yes, I'm an agent of Satan but I work on spec. [Duh_] - 03:04am Jul 25, 2000 EST
(#591 of 694)
Bill, that isn't nice. And take it from me, I know not-nice...
A drowning man is not troubled by rain. [CooterBrown] - 05:33am Jul 25, 2000 EST
(#592 of 694)
I want one of those 70 lb cats.
My son is dating your Eagle Scout [Ferret Mike] - 02:31pm Jul 25, 2000 EST (#593 of 694)
Investigators at a major research institution have discovered the heaviest element known to
science. This startling new discovery has been tentatively named Administratium. This new
element has no protons or electrons, thus having an atomic number of 0. It does, however,
have 1 neutron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75 vice neutrons and 111 assistant vice neutrons,
giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by a force called morons,
which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
Since it has no electrons, Administratium is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes
every reaction with which it comes into contact. According to the discoverers, a minute amount
of Administratium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would
normally take less than a second. Administratium has a normal half-life of approximately three
years; it does not decay but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the
assistant neutrons, vice neutrons and assistant vice neutrons exchange places.
In fact, an Administratium sample's mass will actually increase over time, since with each
reorganization some of the morons inevitably become neutrons, forming new isotopes. This
characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to speculate that Administratium is
spontaneously formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This
hypothetical quantity is referred to as the "Critical Morass." You will know it when you see it.
-- as e-mailed in cyberspace
Dave or Star... the choice is yours... [surferchicklet] - 09:59pm Jul 28, 2000 EST (#594
of 694)
LOL. Mike...
We have an anole... Little American chameleon... and she is green when she is happy... She is
green most the time... And she is cool to watch, but if you want to handle her it's a good idea to
put her habitat in the frig for a bit, and take her out just in the bathroom...
uhh...With the toliet lid closed...
Carve your way to the top with cutting remarks... [SherrieG] - 03:34am Jul 29, 2000
EST (#595 of 694)
Don't ever put her on plaid or paisley, SC, she will frizzle up and die of shock...
I've upped my standards, now up yours. [charolais] - 09:50am Jul 29, 2000 EST (#596 of
694)
Don't ever put her on plaid or paisley, SC, she will frizzle up and die of shock...
really? I don't have any experience with a lizzard, but I could see where that would stand to
reason. What about floral prints or paisleys?
Carve your way to the top with cutting remarks... [SherrieG] - 12:01am Jul 30, 2000
EST (#597 of 694)
char, chameleons are changeable critters, they change colors to match their surroundings.
Survival mechanism.
[Jitterbugs] - 01:57am Jul 30, 2000 EST (#598 of 694)
Welcome back, Mon Sher.
Free at last......
The "refuse" has been disposed of.......*G*..........
Thank God, THE Almighty, and Sherrie.....His assistant.
LOL!
Carve your way to the top with cutting remarks... [SherrieG] - 02:34am Jul 30, 2000
EST (#599 of 694)
Names are getting more appropriate, I see, I-Bill.
Truth beginning to sink in, is it?
[Jitterbugs] - 02:36am Jul 30, 2000 EST (#600 of 694)
???
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. [Duh_] - 06:45am Jul 30, 2000 EST (#601
of 694)
LOL.........
Carve your way to the top with cutting remarks... [SherrieG] - 02:34am Jul 30, 2000 EST
(#604 of 605)
Names are getting more appropriate, I see, I-Bill.
Truth beginning to sink in, is it?
[Jitterbugs] - 02:36am Jul 30, 2000 EST (#605 of 605)
???
No offense, I just thought it was a funny exchange..
Carve your way to the top with cutting remarks... [SherrieG] - 11:13pm Jul 30, 2000
EST (#602 of 694)
I am waiting for PinkElephant to make an appearance.
I've upped my standards, now up yours. [charolais] - 11:15pm Jul 30, 2000 EST (#603 of
694)
I'm serious, Sher.... I can see the reasoning with a chameleon... plaids, etc- but would the reptile
have difficulty with other prints?
I would think they would.
Btw, this is my only serious question of the month. and this month is about over.
[nenah] - 11:23pm Jul 30, 2000 EST (#604 of 694)
so what will lara croft (cool name!) and sherrieg explain for me?
i've been reading a few topics to get a feel for the place...it seems like there are a lot of chat
rooms...and some wierdness.
who's the 'in crowd' around here?
[Igor] - 11:41pm Jul 30, 2000 EST (#605 of 694)
Howdy Nenah.
I know nuthing, I see nuthing. I hear nuthing.
Carve your way to the top with cutting remarks... [SherrieG] - 12:39am Jul 31, 2000
EST (#606 of 694)
but you say waycool stuff.
I've upped my standards, now up yours. [charolais] - 10:30am Jul 31, 2000 EST (#607 of
694)
who's the 'in crowd' around here?
I would assume whomever happens to be "in" at the time.
Your contact at the center of the Universe [steveny1] - 10:51am Jul 31, 2000 EST (#608
of 694)
The only crowd I'm into is the crew of personalities rattling around my skull.
Your contact at the center of the Universe [steveny1] - 11:01am Jul 31, 2000 EST (#609
of 694)
Precisian - We'll be -- ahem -- I'll be right over as soon as I can get some personalities - er -
some things organized
I've upped my standards, now up yours. [charolais] - 11:09am Jul 31, 2000 EST (#610 of
694)
crowd? there's a crowd here? pasture is starting to look a bit thin.....
"Truth is the highest thing that man may keep." [Shroom] - 04:25pm Jul 31, 2000 EST
(#611 of 694)
Kids gotta love um.......
(This is a true story. If you have children you will probably relate to this father. The names
have been changed to protect the dignity of the father)
As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection. A thick slab of ham, a freshbun, crisp lettuce and
plenty of expensive, light brown, gourmet mustard. The corners of my jaw aching in
anticipation, I carried it to the picnic table in our backyard, picked it up with both hands but
was stopped by my wife suddenly at my side.
"Hold Johnny (our six-week-old son) while I get my sandwich," she said.
I had him balanced between my left elbow and shoulder and was reaching again for the ham
sandwich when I noticed a streak of mustard on my fingers.
I love mustard.
I had no napkin.
I licked it off.
It was not mustard.
No man ever put a baby down faster. It was the first and only time I have sprinted with my
tongue protruding. With a washcloth in each hand I did the sort of routine shoeshine boys do,
only I did it on my tongue.
Later (after she stopped crying from laughing so hard) my wife said, "Now you know why they
call that mustard 'Poupon.'"
I've upped my standards, now up yours. [charolais] - 04:27pm Jul 31, 2000 EST (#612 of
694)
guess you could say ya really ate some shit that day, eh?
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. [Duh_] - 04:31pm Jul 31, 2000 EST
(#613 of 694)
The only crowd I'm into is the crew of personalities rattling around my skull.
I gots some of thoses, meself...
[Igor] - 12:41am Aug 2, 2000 EST (#614 of 694)
A crowd can sometimes be just one person, an annoying person, who won't go home.
gather facts first, then form opinion [Hardigan] - 02:55am Aug 2, 2000 EST (#615 of
694)
What? I'm not on the I-Bills' dance card anymore? *sniff*
GOP Reporter [Oregon_Jim] - 02:56am Aug 2, 2000 EST (#616 of 694)
Did you want to dance?
gather facts first, then form opinion [Hardigan] - 02:57am Aug 2, 2000 EST (#617 of
694)
Safety dance
GOP Reporter [Oregon_Jim] - 03:00am Aug 2, 2000 EST (#618 of 694)
I'll dance with ya since Bill's snubbing you.
Foxtrot? Samba?
Just no dirty-dancing until we know each other better! *G*
gather facts first, then form opinion [Hardigan] - 03:02am Aug 2, 2000 EST (#619 of
694)
Of course you want to lead too, right?
BTW, I have no credibility on this board whatsoever, so you may not want to be seen with me.
Actually my feet are pretty sore, from having been at the top of every whiney crybabies' dance
cardfor the last couple of days.
How about some drinks and soft candle light instead?
GOP Reporter [Oregon_Jim] - 03:03am Aug 2, 2000 EST (#620 of 694)
Sounds like you need a nice chardonay with a wood nose and an apple finish.
LOL
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. [Duh_] - 03:05am Aug 2, 2000 EST (#621
of 694)
eh? Is this where everybody went?
gather facts first, then form opinion [Hardigan] - 03:06am Aug 2, 2000 EST (#622 of
694)
LOL! And a nice doob to go with it!
So what's your take on the whiney crybaby contingent? I'm still trying to figure out what they
hope to accomplish.
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. [Duh_] - 03:06am Aug 2, 2000 EST (#623
of 694)
BTW, I have no credibility on this board whatsoever, so you may not want to be
seen with me.
If its any consolation, I would be proud to be seen with you... hell, I'd be proud to be nekked and
seen with you...
gather facts first, then form opinion [Hardigan] - 03:08am Aug 2, 2000 EST (#624 of
694)
You have a way with words, Duh.
Me n' Oj are swigging some wine and gettin' down on some doobage.
Want some?
GOP Reporter [Oregon_Jim] - 03:09am Aug 2, 2000 EST (#625 of 694)
So what's your take on the whiney crybaby contingent? I'm still
trying to figure out what they hope to accomplish
I've been here for 4 years - I learned it helps not to try to figure out any of the goofy-reich
brigade - I just have assumed they're not all that bright.
gather facts first, then form opinion [Hardigan] - 03:10am Aug 2, 2000 EST (#626 of
694)
yeah, '96. Been awhile
What a long strange trip it's been.
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. [Duh_] - 03:19am Aug 2, 2000 EST (#627
of 694)
***looking for beer***
Star the Wonder Beagle for President! [MsRobbie] - 03:20am Aug 2, 2000 EST (#628 of
694)
Duh, how tall are you?
Carve your way to the top with cutting remarks... [SherrieG] - 03:26am Aug 2, 2000
EST (#629 of 694)
Doesn't matter what Dusty's height is. She stands a mile high in my book.
Star the Wonder Beagle for President! [MsRobbie] - 03:29am Aug 2, 2000 EST (#630 of
694)
Does too. My guess is she's short, and we ain't wasting Hardigan on no short wimmins.
gather facts first, then form opinion [Hardigan] - 03:30am Aug 2, 2000 EST (#631 of
694)
I likes em short.
And tall, and.....
Star the Wonder Beagle for President! [MsRobbie] - 03:33am Aug 2, 2000 EST (#632 of
694)
LOL, Hardigan! You're so darned picky!
gather facts first, then form opinion [Hardigan] - 03:35am Aug 2, 2000 EST (#633 of
694)
So voting for that canine, eh?
Well my cat Sluggo, won't have any lowly mutt running the show, I tellya!
Gotta say niters. My computers been locking up on me big time. A shame too. It's nice to have a
conversation that's above the fourth grade level for a change. Reminds that all this can be fun,
as well.
Take care all!
gather facts first, then form opinion [Hardigan] - 03:36am Aug 2, 2000 EST (#634 of
694)
Wait a sec, it hasn't crashed yet. What the heck, I'll just post till it crashes.
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. [Duh_] - 03:37am Aug 2, 2000 EST (#635
of 694)
whut?
Star the Wonder Beagle for President! [MsRobbie] - 03:37am Aug 2, 2000 EST (#636 of
694)
Good thinking, Hardigan. Never let an un-crashed computer go to waste.
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. [Duh_] - 03:37am Aug 2, 2000 EST (#637
of 694)
I'm back...
Can't sleep either.... ain't that a bitch...
gather facts first, then form opinion [Hardigan] - 03:40am Aug 2, 2000 EST (#638 of
694)
I just wanted to say, for the record, that I'm a little burned out on all the cry baby action that's
been going on of late. There, I feel better.
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. [Duh_] - 03:40am Aug 2, 2000 EST (#639
of 694)
Hey, we have something in common...
Star the Wonder Beagle for President! [MsRobbie] - 03:41am Aug 2, 2000 EST (#640 of
694)
Welcome back, Duh. Sorry you can't sleep, though.
gather facts first, then form opinion [Hardigan] - 03:44am Aug 2, 2000 EST (#641 of
694)
Yeah, I have to say it's actuallly gotten to the point where it's affecting my enjoyment of the
boards. That's never really happened before. I guess it just gets to be too much, after awhile.
I swear if I see another post, on a thread, that says, "What about this Dave, huh? huh?", my
head's going to burst.
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. [Duh_] - 03:49am Aug 2, 2000 EST (#642
of 694)
Apparently its another flare up of hemmeroids on the boards. No wonder I spent two hours the
other night reading up on Scientology....
gather facts first, then form opinion [Hardigan] - 03:51am Aug 2, 2000 EST (#643 of
694)
On a more positive note I'm re-reading The Golden Bough. I thought it quite humorous that
there actually was a place called 'Danger Island'.
Uh, Oh, Chongo!!!!!
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. [Duh_] - 04:26am Aug 2, 2000 EST (#644
of 694)
[_April_] - 04:23am Aug 2, 2000 EST (#651 of 651)
"I thought it quite humorous that there actually was a place called 'Danger Island'. "
Then you'll love this: in Australia, there's a place called 'Lizard Island'.
Now you have a place to ship her off to. You can thank me later.
How appropo that you would know this...LOL
[lara croft] - 04:58am Aug 2, 2000 EST (#645 of 694)
LOL I'm thinking appopro? No. One usually knows where one's home is.
Vote for Star and Get A Dog in 2000! [streamline] - 10:16pm Aug 2, 2000 EST (#646 of
694)
Mary, didn't you establish your paper to share good news? This ain't good.
sure the one you need [ex-glencarr] - 10:17pm Aug 2, 2000 EST (#647 of 694)
No, this sucks.
The Ayatollah of Rock and Rollah! [guy montag] - 10:17pm Aug 2, 2000 EST (#648 of 694)
Potty mouth! Potty mouth! Mary is a potty mouth!
Vote for Star and Get A Dog in 2000! [streamline] - 10:19pm Aug 2, 2000 EST (#649 of
694)
Li'l Draino'll help. Cleans you out like a white tornado. If you drink it, I mean.
The Ayatollah of Rock and Rollah! [guy montag] - 10:20pm Aug 2, 2000 EST (#650 of 694)
Good catch... *G*
Carve your way to the top with cutting remarks... [SherrieG] - 10:20pm Aug 2, 2000
EST (#651 of 694)
Oh look, the Lizzard has returned.
She was over on the newsgroup whining because she's the only person in the valley who didn't
know the power was going out today in rolling waves.
She was upset because her computer came back on but her pot roast wouldn't. GODDAMN SHAME
it wasn't the other way around, knowwhutImean, Vern?
Vote for Star and Get A Dog in 2000! [streamline] - 10:21pm Aug 2, 2000 EST (#652 of
694)
You keep tossin' 'em, Jay - I'll keep catchin' 'em!;^)
sure the one you need [ex-glencarr] - 10:22pm Aug 2, 2000 EST (#653 of 694)
At least the pot roast was spared...
Vote for Star and Get A Dog in 2000! [streamline] - 10:24pm Aug 2, 2000 EST (#654 of
694)
Well, something good has to come out of all this, John.
You let something stew long enough - it either gets stringy and falls apart or it melts in your
mouth.
sure the one you need [ex-glencarr] - 10:25pm Aug 2, 2000 EST (#655 of 694)
LOL Still tossing 'em...
The Ayatollah of Rock and Rollah! [guy montag] - 10:27pm Aug 2, 2000 EST (#656 of 694)
Peter
You keep tossin' 'em, Jay - I'll keep catchin' 'em!;^)
More posts like Mary's and the only thing I'll be tossing is my cookies...
Vote for Star and Get A Dog in 2000! [streamline] - 10:28pm Aug 2, 2000 EST (#657 of
694)
Chocolate chip, I hope!
The Ayatollah of Rock and Rollah! [guy montag] - 10:30pm Aug 2, 2000 EST (#658 of 694)
More like chocolate chunk(s)...
[lara croft] - 10:31pm Aug 2, 2000 EST (#659 of 694)
Oh jessh Liz, have some pride, for godsakes.
Vote for Star and Get A Dog in 2000! [streamline] - 10:32pm Aug 2, 2000 EST (#660 of
694)
Oh Jay, you no blow chunks! That'd be very rude!
This is a serious thread after all.
sure the one you need [ex-glencarr] - 10:32pm Aug 2, 2000 EST (#661 of 694)
Pride? It went out the window with the pot roast.
[lara croft] - 10:33pm Aug 2, 2000 EST (#662 of 694)
LOL sorry, but no potroast in that house is going to be spared. LOL
Carve your way to the top with cutting remarks... [SherrieG] - 10:34pm Aug 2, 2000
EST (#663 of 694)
Oh, and let's not forget THIS little goodie she didn't think I would find.
----- Original Message -----
From: Liz <sim_liz@pacbell.net>
Newsgroups: Doesn't matter
Sent: Tuesday, August 01, 2000 3:52 PM
Subject: Re: IRC Logs
Too bad you didn't take the proffered advice when you had the chance, Andy.
It might be time for you to begin really believing all the stuff Sherrie has been
saying about me, Spike. Every word of it is true. Every single word she ever
wrote, so keep that in mind before you go after someone I care about.
I'll make sure the appropriate people to deal with this will find you if it doesn't
stop. Now.
Vote for Star and Get A Dog in 2000! [streamline] - 10:36pm Aug 2, 2000 EST (#664 of
694)
It's like deja vu all over again.
Or have I just seen all this somewhere before?
Carve your way to the top with cutting remarks... [SherrieG] - 10:37pm Aug 2, 2000
EST (#665 of 694)
proverbial bad penny.
sure the one you need [ex-glencarr] - 10:37pm Aug 2, 2000 EST (#666 of 694)
I wanna see this newsgroup!
Carve your way to the top with cutting remarks... [SherrieG] - 10:37pm Aug 2, 2000
EST (#667 of 694)
Although that makes her WAY overpriced.
Carve your way to the top with cutting remarks... [SherrieG] - 10:38pm Aug 2, 2000
EST (#668 of 694)
Ask her, Glen, she'll give you the addy.
Vote for Star and Get A Dog in 2000! [streamline] - 10:38pm Aug 2, 2000 EST (#669 of
694)
Oh no you don't! You get right over here and help me clean up this pot roast on the front lawn!
sure the one you need [ex-glencarr] - 10:40pm Aug 2, 2000 EST (#670 of 694)
Yo, Mary B. Eddy, what's the address?
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. [mrs.spagz] -
10:41pm Aug 2, 2000 EST (#671 of 694)
well, this is a hoot... the posts are deleted so fast, my monitor's spinning... say, where's that
second thread I barfed over this morning? POOF! IT AM GONE!
Vote for Star and Get A Dog in 2000! [streamline] - 10:42pm Aug 2, 2000 EST (#672 of
694)
Well, you just gotta be clean about it, Mrs Spagz. You wanna pass me the mop please? This roast
juice is some funky stuff.
The Ayatollah of Rock and Rollah! [guy montag] - 10:44pm Aug 2, 2000 EST (#673 of 694)
Peter
Oh Jay, you no blow chunks! That'd be very rude! This is a serious thread after
all.
If I didn't blow chunks that Saturday, Peter... *G*
[lara croft] - 10:45pm Aug 2, 2000 EST (#674 of 694)
Who is Chunks?
Vote for Star and Get A Dog in 2000! [streamline] - 10:45pm Aug 2, 2000 EST (#675 of
694)
Ahhhhhh, that was a perfectly healthy mix of rum, gin, and homebrew. No WAY that'll make
you sick!
[lara croft] - 10:47pm Aug 2, 2000 EST (#676 of 694)
It's over on Deja, Glen. Half of Pathfinder has been over there at one time or another for a
looksee.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. [mrs.spagz] -
10:47pm Aug 2, 2000 EST (#677 of 694)
Okay, here's the mop, but VITO and I ain't pushin' it! Gimme a min. while I read back a few
posts... mebbe I missed sum'thin...
Lara: "Who is Chunks?"
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Hey, Lara....
[lara croft] - 10:48pm Aug 2, 2000 EST (#678 of 694)
Hey Mrs. Spagz.
sure the one you need [ex-glencarr] - 10:48pm Aug 2, 2000 EST (#679 of 694)
Oh, I think I've been there. That's where she talked the one guy into offing himself?
Vote for Star and Get A Dog in 2000! [streamline] - 10:49pm Aug 2, 2000 EST (#680 of
694)
Naw, Mrs Spagz. But if you could just pick up the gooey looking stuff over there...oh, I'm sorry.
I see that Vito found the sauce.
Carve your way to the top with cutting remarks... [SherrieG] - 10:49pm Aug 2, 2000
EST (#681 of 694)
Yes. She is currently trying to talk Spike (andy) into it.
The Ayatollah of Rock and Rollah! [guy montag] - 10:51pm Aug 2, 2000 EST (#682 of 694)
Peter
Ahhhhhh, that was a perfectly healthy mix of rum, gin, and homebrew. No WAY
that'll make you sick!
It had nothing to do with that, man, it was alix's killer... uh... it was my first intro to painless
that did me in...
[mental note: Deep lung hits off a bong after a loooooong pause between "indulgences" has
unintended consequences...]
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. [mrs.spagz] -
10:51pm Aug 2, 2000 EST (#683 of 694)
Hey, VITO, you don't know who's in that SAUCE! Get outta that!
Vote for Star and Get A Dog in 2000! [streamline] - 10:55pm Aug 2, 2000 EST (#684 of
694)
Killed YOU???
Oh yeah, you were the only casualty of Painless'. Uh-huh.
I knew I was in trouble when I brushed something off my shoulder...and it was the floor.
The Ayatollah of Rock and Rollah! [guy montag] - 11:00pm Aug 2, 2000 EST (#685 of 694)
Peter
Oh yeah, you were the only casualty of Painless'. Uh-huh.
Yeah, that's true...
*I* wasn't the one that needed a three-hour nap later that night... all I needed was a 20-minute
power-nap and I was ready to drink all night...
(Hey, who said that college eddycation went to waste?)
I knew I was in trouble when I brushed something off my shoulder...and it was
the floor.
LOLOLOLOL!
That's the greatest thing -- you can't fall off the floor...
[lara croft] - 11:00pm Aug 2, 2000 EST (#686 of 694)
sure the one you need [ex-glencarr] - 10:48pm Aug 2, 2000 EST (#685 of 690) Oh, I
think I've been there. That's where she talked the one guy into offing himself?
That's the one.
Nice of her to finally admit that everything Sherrie has been saying is true. Nice of her to
finally admit she lied, lied lied lied lied.
Vote for Star and Get A Dog in 2000! [streamline] - 11:01pm Aug 2, 2000 EST (#687 of
694)
I forgot that. Alix did need his beauty sleep before he could get launched, didn't he?
The Ayatollah of Rock and Rollah! [guy montag] - 11:03pm Aug 2, 2000 EST (#688 of 694)
Heh heh heh...
THAT was launched???
More like catapulted...
Carve your way to the top with cutting remarks... [SherrieG] - 11:05pm Aug 2, 2000
EST (#689 of 694)
My GPA was rivaled only by my BAC...
Vote for Star and Get A Dog in 2000! [streamline] - 11:05pm Aug 2, 2000 EST (#690 of
694)
The guy sure could play that pipe though...
I have to get some sleep.
'Night all.
The Ayatollah of Rock and Rollah! [guy montag] - 11:08pm Aug 2, 2000 EST (#691 of 694)
Sherrie
My GPA was rivaled only by my BAC...
Ah, you know the drill, then? *S*
Peter
The guy sure could play that pipe though...
Like Wynton Marsalis...
I have to get some sleep. 'Night all.
'Nite dude...
I'm headin' out too... G'nite folks!
[lara croft] - 11:10pm Aug 2, 2000 EST (#692 of 694)
I knew I was in trouble when I brushed something off my shoulder...and it was
the floor.
LOLOL oh that's a great line.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. [mrs.spagz] -
11:13pm Aug 2, 2000 EST (#693 of 694)
Ok, folks... it's been real... me and lil' VIT are off to the pillows... Night!
one hot steamy Pathfinder moderate.... [TSean] - 03:19am Aug 3, 2000 EST (#694 of 694)
A young man is walking on a deserted beach when he finds a glass bottle.
He opens the bottle and out pops a 30 foot tall all-powerful Genie.
Genie: Young mortal, you have freed me from my prison, but I have to warn you: I have
fulfilled my terms of imprisonment if I fulfill one and only one wish for you...So choose wisely.
Young Man: Well, I have this terrible fear of open water, and I've always wanted to go to
Hawaii. So my wish is to have bridge built so I can drive there.
Genie: A bridge to Hawaii? Why, posts miles deep would have to be driven into the ocean bed,
ocean storms would require it to be closed and covered…This would be the greatest engineering
feat in the history of civilization, and may even be beyond my power… its too too much for even
a Genie as powerful as I to attempt.
You need to choose another wish..
Young Man: Well, OK. My father was married and divorced three times, my older brother can’t
keep a girl friend. And I, for the life of me, just can’t figure out what a women really wants
from a man.
So, my wish is to be able to really understand what a women thinks, what motivates her, and
what I can do to make her happy.
Genie: You want that bridge to Hawaii to have three lanes or four?
