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YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME

I swear to a giant purple Jesus on black velvet, North Carolina is literally trying to drive me insane. I'm just not saying that in a ha-ha metaphorical sense. I believe with all my black heart that this flipping place has a subversive and diabolical plan to drive me fucking BATTY.

It's trying to starve me out, scare me to death, or make me crazy.

And, well, it's succeeding...


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What are YOU signing?

http://www.howierichexposed.com/

Follow the money of the "grassroots" iniatives of YOUR state.

Why have them disclose the funders of these "Americans for [insert state here]"? Wouldn't you like to know if you are signing petitions that originate from out of state? Personally, I'd would like to know....

Posted on Sep 23, 06 | 1:23 pm

Another Diggnation Clip






Posted on Sep 19, 06 | 10:16 pm

????

From: your.email@goes.here.com
Subject: No subject given
Date: September 7, 2006 6:40:58 PM CDT
To: me@duhspot.net

message: I was over at one of the TOL mausoleums, noting how no one ever seems to change or grow up there, and thought of you. I know you stop by my place from time to time. You still fucking around or have you finally gotten your shit together and doing something with that potential?

sent: Send


???

Apparently someone loves me. I inspire just that much fevor in people. Someone from the ole Time Online? Good god that was a thousand years ago? Who even thinks about that anymore?

Darby is that you? Speed kills, you know...

Posted on Sep 07, 06 | 8:29 pm

Scientology, Schmientology. Bullshit is bullshit.

If you all are going to get into a pretend religion, why not be a jedi?

Scientology_Fuck_You_A_Challenge

Love that Shoutwire...

Posted on Sep 03, 06 | 9:10 pm

Joel Siegal, give it up...

All though it is so FUCKING FUNNY. Joel Siegal of ABC GMA is such a mench.

http://silentbobspeaks.com/?p=263

http://www.viewaskew.com/kevin/joelsiegel.mp3

Posted on Aug 26, 06 | 6:37 pm

Somebody's hamster is in deep doo doo

So I'm checking out my web referrals to my rant and there was like 4 google search hits in a row:

white spotted rodent disease
my hamster's butt is swelling
humanely put a hamster to sleep
two hamsters one dies

Man. That's a bummer.

Posted on Jul 16, 06 | 5:23 am

PBS's George Page dies at 71

I AM SO BUMMED. Sadness in Duhville tonight. (I'm a little late on this. So sue me.)



http://www.pbs.org/aboutpbs/news/200600629_georgepage.html

Posted on Jul 16, 06 | 3:05 am

Tornado Season

For all you people out there who aren't as familiar with tornados as you should be:

1) DO NOT STAY IN YOUR CAR.
2) DO NOT HIDE UNDER OVERPASSES OR BRIDGES. THIS ACCELERATES AND FUNNELS WIND AND WILL KILL YOU.
3) "It's not THAT the wind is blowing. It's WHAT the wind is blowing." -- Ron White

http://www.nssl.noaa.gov/

http://starryskies.com/Artshtml/dln/4-00/twister.tips.html

http://www.will.uiuc.edu/weather/tornadotips.htm

Posted on May 07, 06 | 12:13 am

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