Topic: DUH's Insurrection & Subversion CAFE #6
As we enter the new millennium with George W., Britney Spears, and
(((ugh))) the MAN show, I hope we can all keep a good sense of humor about
things. What can we say about a society that lets this kind of thread survive to
its six incarnation? I shudder to think...
As always diabetic chat is strictly forboden or I'll blow chunks. Keep the
conversation lively, loosely connected, and interesting; posting links to your
own crap 40 or 50 times is a no-no; cranky cynics are honored here, and most
importantly, don't be an inflamed, monkey's butt. We get enough of those
dropping in when the momentum of their social lives and what's left of their
sensibilities evaporate like so much hog sweat. Otherwise, have fun. Stay
tuned for very occasional sermon from the Rev. Duh, kook patrols, and the
marshmellow roasts over the embers of some poor slob we flamed.
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And remember, "If you can't say anything nice about someone, come over and
sit by me..." Never more true is this saying, than here in the lair of the EVIL
CLOWN. Muuhhhaaahhaaahhhaa....
Kiss my shiny metal aaaaaahhhhcchhoooo... [Duh_] - 03:24am Dec 17, 2000 EST (#1 of 1012)
(brought over from the other place) I'm been all over the AMtrak web site. I got one of the student traveling card things. I don't know how much your paying for your choo choo, WD, but the Amtrak lady I talk to said that I could get a round trip "Explore America" thing - here-SF-Seattle-here for about $300 with my student discount. I may talk to a travel agent too, but on the website, they have a discounted ticket from SF to Seattle for $70 bucks. I think I'm going on the most southern route to SF and maybe take the route through Montana home - I want to go through Iowa though, but I don't know if that really northern route goes through Iowa. We'll see. I'll end up disappointing somebody, I just know it. For the San Francisco pathfinder get-together, I propose the the Boulevard Restaurant, The Magnolia, the Menara or Dipuccios...
"History will snicker at both of them..." [Noel1] - 06:08am Dec 17, 2000 EST (#2 of 1012)
Have you taken the train before, Duh? If not, you might be in for the "trip of your life"...
Kiss my shiny metal aaaaaahhhhcchhoooo... [Duh_] - 06:34am Dec 17, 2000 EST (#3 of 1012)
Never did the choo choo before. All I know is there is booze and its cheaper than flying.... "trip of my life???" ooo your scaring me now...
"History will snicker at both of them..." [Noel1] - 06:38am Dec 17, 2000 EST (#4 of 1012)
I actually like the train, but you've got to accept a few things. You won't get there on time. Wherever you're going, you won't get there on time. You will meet some interesting people, and I mean "interesting" in the Charles Manson sense. There will be a magician on board. Every AmTrak train breaks down in the desert. I don't care if you're going from Chicago to Milwaukee, the train will break down in the desert. Oh, the smells you'll smell!
"History will snicker at both of them..." [Noel1] - 06:39am Dec 17, 2000 EST (#5 of 1012)
In all seriousness, two words: sleeper compartment. You'll thank me.
Happiness is a furry lapcat. [CooterBrown] - 08:16am Dec 17, 2000 EST (#6 of 1012)
Trains are cool. That's how I traveled when I went on leave in the AF. People would usually buy me drinks. *G*
Trying a case in Florida,? Get valium Rx refill [wardaddy] - 09:26am Dec 17, 2000 EST (#7 of 1012)
Duh I'm going through Denver to spend a couple of days with my cousin and his wife in Boulder. I leave Memphis late in the evening and get to Chicago the next morning. Leave there for Denver that afternoon and get in to Denver the next morning, spend two days then off to Emeryville. I'll get there at around 6:50PM on the 10th and leave on the 12th. Seattle the next morning. Leave there on the 18th for Chicago on the Empire Builder through Montana. If you go bsck through Montana, you'll get to see the only tree in Nebraska. (You can't miss it - there'll be dogs lined up for miles in every direction. Just look for them and see which way they're facing.) As Noel said, sleeper compartment all the way, so I'll be forward of the diner. BTW, snow on the ground this morning in north Mississippi.
"History will snicker at both of them..." [Noel1] - 07:13pm Dec 17, 2000 EST (#8 of 1012)
You actually have the brass to claim your arrival time down to theminute? That's rich, wardaddy:-)
[Rosco] - 07:16pm Dec 17, 2000 EST (#9 of 1012)
The Sound of Music, Julie Andrews, must reach control, strength fading, BP low, must change to football....... uuuugh.....too late
Kiss my shiny metal aaaaaahhhhcchhoooo... [Duh_] - 10:36pm Dec 17, 2000 EST (#10 of
Well, Noel, last year I went Southwest which was like a cattle car in the sky. Thank god for the booze. Didn't give me any food, but gave me all the heiny beers I wanted. I have a half day lee way for any departures and arrivals. I'm wondering if I'm going throught the north how much longer that will make my trip. Whahizface says they'll be booze on the train. So, if I can eat and drink.... or, maybe if I could just drink, most of my trip will just be peachy. Ironically, when most people travel, the Charlie Manson type they describe is usually the description they use for me. On the 12th, since that is Friday (I think) that's when they discount the crap at MacWorld and start giving crap away because they don't want to lug it back - so I want to stay for most of that - although I'm hoping there's a choo choo leaving that night, or I'll just be getting drunkywunky in the train station bar (if there is such a beast.)
Kiss my shiny metal aaaaaahhhhcchhoooo... [Duh_] - 10:05pm Dec 18, 2000 EST (#11 of 1012)
Whatcha guys think of this? I m thinking of a putting live webcam thingy on my site of me or the guinea pigs or sumptin...
Newly self-proclaimed PF resident crank... [guy montag] - 10:06pm Dec 18, 2000 EST (#12 of 1012)
Duh Whatcha guys think of this? I m thinking of a putting live webcam thingy on my site of me or the guinea pigs or sumptin... Not gonna go there... Not gonna do it... Must be good... good...good...
Kiss my shiny metal aaaaaahhhhcchhoooo... [Duh_] - 10:35pm Dec 18, 2000 EST (#13 of 1012)
I m actually REALLY rethinking the webcam thing considering what happen last time that only four or five of you know about....
Newly self-proclaimed PF resident crank... [guy montag] - 10:37pm Dec 18, 2000 EST (#14 of 1012)
I m actually REALLY rethinking the webcam thing considering what happen last time that only four or five of you know about.... Oh, to be in the loop... </wistful>
Kiss my shiny metal aaaaaahhhhcchhoooo... [Duh_] - 10:51pm Dec 18, 2000 EST (#15 of 1012)
Be afraid. Be very afraid, Guy. It was a bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, nekkid, bad, bad, bad thing that happened...
Newly self-proclaimed PF resident crank... [guy montag] - 10:54pm Dec 18, 2000 EST (#16 of 1012)
Duh Be afraid. Be very afraid, Guy. It was a bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, nekkid, bad, bad, bad thing that happened... Afraid of missing it, I s'pose...
Kiss my shiny metal aaaaaahhhhcchhoooo... [Duh_] - 10:55pm Dec 18, 2000 EST (#17 of 1012)
Trust me. You ll respect me in the morning easier if you didn t know.
Is an oxymoron really just a dumb bovine? [charolais] - 10:56pm Dec 18, 2000 EST (#18 of 1012)
forget the webcam thing. just plain forget it. don't do it!
Kiss my shiny metal aaaaaahhhhcchhoooo... [Duh_] - 10:59pm Dec 18, 2000 EST (#19 of 1012)
.... hehe he - last time was worse than the time I was 12 and shaved off my eyebrows...
Is an oxymoron really just a dumb bovine? [charolais] - 10:59pm Dec 18, 2000 EST (#20 of 1012)
well, yeah.... cold your way? got your Christmas decorations up? I do. woo hoo.
Kiss my shiny metal aaaaaahhhhcchhoooo... [Duh_] - 11:06pm Dec 18, 2000 EST (#21 of 1012)
five degrees. Over on the RR thread I froze my boobies off. We have a decorated Christmas tree in a box in the garage...
Kiss my shiny metal aaaaaahhhhcchhoooo... [Duh_] - 11:08pm Dec 18, 2000 EST (#22 of 1012)
Guy: lets just say if I were more coherent that night and had less Tauca, there would be a lot more of me on the internet these days... not that I don t know that there isn t now....
Is an oxymoron really just a dumb bovine? [charolais] - 11:08pm Dec 18, 2000 EST (#23 of 1012)
I have on 2 layers now... getting ready for bed, and I'm sure several cats will be joining us to keep us warm.... or do we keep them warm?
Kiss my shiny metal aaaaaahhhhcchhoooo... [Duh_] - 11:10pm Dec 18, 2000 EST (#24 of 1012)
Well, I got overweight dogs, and we have discovered they put out some heat, man.
FLORIDA: Home of electile dysfunction [lara croft] - 11:11pm Dec 18, 2000 EST (#25 of 1012)
I clicked next in the middle of Duh's post that was talking about what she shaved. LOL When I hit back, it turned out to be eyebrows. Whew.
FLORIDA: Home of electile dysfunction [lara croft] - 11:13pm Dec 18, 2000 EST (#26 of 1012)
Guy Trust us, YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW. God's honest truth. LOL
Kiss my shiny metal aaaaaahhhhcchhoooo... [Duh_] - 11:13pm Dec 18, 2000 EST (#27 of 1012)
YOu know what I could do? Little live webcam shave.... I could shave whahizfaces eyebrows while he sleeps - you all watching have to be very quiet tho....
FLORIDA: Home of electile dysfunction [lara croft] - 11:14pm Dec 18, 2000 EST (#28 of 1012)
Do it, do it , do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it. LOL
Is an oxymoron really just a dumb bovine? [charolais] - 11:16pm Dec 18, 2000 EST (#29 of 1012)
that would be worth watching.... does he have a mustache???
Kiss my shiny metal aaaaaahhhhcchhoooo... [Duh_] - 11:19pm Dec 18, 2000 EST (#30 of 1012)
No. But I ve always threaten that I would put him on the internet while he s sleeping.... I could shave one of the dogs or sumptin.
Is an oxymoron really just a dumb bovine? [charolais] - 11:22pm Dec 18, 2000 EST (#31 of 1012)
I think shaving what's his face is far more reasonable than shaving the dogs... they might get cold, ya know? I'm off to bed, my butt is getting cold.
[Hobo] - 11:22pm Dec 18, 2000 EST (#32 of 1012)
Trains are the only way to travel, just ask me. I've been everywhere, and once in a while, I did ride a passenger train. Warm water, showers, good food, good drink, and good conversation make for a great way to travel. Boxcars go more places and better routes, but you don't want to travel through the Sierras or the Rockies at this time of the year. Enjoy your trip.
FLORIDA: Home of electile dysfunction [lara croft] - 11:27pm Dec 18, 2000 EST (#33 of 1012)
I rode a train from London to Paris. It was way cool. Bar car was in demand. Don't know about Amtrak though. Does it go under water?
GW is My President [SV_Doug] - 11:56pm Dec 18, 2000 EST (#34 of 1012)
I like to travel by train. I have been on the all fast trains such as the Shinkensen in Japan, the TGV in France, and the ICE in Germany. The most memorable was I took the overnight train from Munich to Rome with a bunch of Italians going home for Christmas.
FLORIDA: Home of electile dysfunction [lara croft] - 12:06am Dec 19, 2000 EST (#35 of 1012)
I took the bullet train from Venice to Bologna. It was only a few hours, but it was cool. Americans looked at us like we were crazy, but the Italians gave us the thumbs up and the nod of approval. We had our own wine, cheese and meats.
The earth is already overcrowded - go home! [wardaddy] - 01:06am Dec 19, 2000 EST (#36 of 1012)
Noel I gave the time of arrival from the schedule. On my other trips, we usually were witnin a few minutes of the scheduled arrival. OK, have the schedule, now. Arriving in Emeryville on the California Zephyr on 10 January at around 6:10PM, leaving from Emeryville on 12 January at 9:58PM on the Coast Starlight. ETA Seattle on 13 January at 8:25PM. Leave Seattle on 18 January at 4:45PM on the Empire Builder.
Come and see the violence inherent in the system! [surferchicklet] - 12:57pm Dec 19, 2000 EST (#37 of 1012)
Duh... Webcam?? Uh... Maybe a bad idea... If you do decide to shave something of whatizface's I won't tell you about the time I *Naired* barber stripes in a former boyfriend's legs as he lay passed out on the bed in a motel in Florida after being an ass in public... Whatizface might get mad if I told you how well the stripes of blonde hair showed on that tanned skin ... And how I was away from the scene when he woke up took a shower and had nice smooth (in places) legs...and it took him a while to figure out what happened... And he was the first and last blonde for me..LOL
I'm a human cannonball, not a doctor [wilycat] - 01:14pm Dec 19, 2000 EST (#38 of 1012)
Does it go under water? Occasionally, but not intentionally.
GW........... [Mr. Buckeye] - 01:21pm Dec 19, 2000 EST (#39 of 1012)
When are you going to add a picture of DaveGin to the Picture Gallery?
Kiss my shiny metal aaaaaahhhhcchhoooo... [Duh_] - 07:23pm Dec 19, 2000 EST (#40 of 1012)
GW........... [Mr. Buckeye] - 01:21pm Dec 19, 2000 EST (#39 of 39) When are you going to add a picture of DaveGin to the Picture Gallery? When he sends me one with his clothes on...
Is an oxymoron really just a dumb bovine? [charolais] - 07:39pm Dec 19, 2000 EST (#41 of 1012)
that photo is probably worth your train tickie.
Kiss my shiny metal aaaaaahhhhcchhoooo... [Duh_] - 07:42pm Dec 19, 2000 EST (#42 of 1012)
heh heh.... Highest bidder needs to send a cashier ?s check, auction ends Jan 1...
Is an oxymoron really just a dumb bovine? [charolais] - 07:52pm Dec 19, 2000 EST (#43 of 1012)
Well, what did you say your train ticket is costing you???
Kiss my shiny metal aaaaaahhhhcchhoooo... [Duh_] - 08:00pm Dec 19, 2000 EST (#44 of 1012)
Hey now, a bunch of you said DAVE was on CNN a while ago? Or Larry King, I ?m not sure.... wonder if his picture would be in storage somewhere?
Kiss my shiny metal aaaaaahhhhcchhoooo... [Duh_] - 08:01pm Dec 19, 2000 EST (#45 of 1012)
I think the choo choo is $300 for the round trip...
Endangered species...........................a [freeindividual] - 08:18pm Dec 19, 2000 EST (#46 of 1012)
One reason why trains are safer! Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City to Toronto, the captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left." Thirty minutes later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don't worry ... we can fly just fine on two engines." An hour later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours. But don't worry ... we still have one engine left." A young blonde passenger turned to the man in the next seat and remarked, "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day!"
Is an oxymoron really just a dumb bovine? [charolais] - 08:30pm Dec 19, 2000 EST (#47 of 1012)
I think the choo choo is $300 for the round trip... He better have the bod of Adonis, if I'm to fork over $300.00.
Kiss my shiny metal aaaaaahhhhcchhoooo... [Duh_] - 08:37pm Dec 19, 2000 EST (#48 of 1012)
Dave says he looks like Harrison Ford. That was enough to send me running to the car. And if whahizface woulda gave me the keys, it would have been ROAD TRIP TIME....
The earth is already overcrowded - go home! [wardaddy] - 08:41pm Dec 19, 2000 EST (#49 of 1012)
Well, hell...I've been compared to Tyrone Power - taller, though. Bigger feet, too.
Is an oxymoron really just a dumb bovine? [charolais] - 08:42pm Dec 19, 2000 EST (#50 of 1012)
Dave says he looks like Harrison Ford. sheeeeit............ hmmm. I might have to come get ya, and we can have a meal on Dave....... wonder if he could deal with 2 Korean women?
Come and see the violence inherent in the system! [surferchicklet] - 08:44pm Dec 19, 2000 EST (#51 of 1012)
he he he, Char... and who's Tyrone Power?
The earth is already overcrowded - go home! [wardaddy] - 08:45pm Dec 19, 2000 EST (#52 of 1012)
Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh....
Endangered species...........................a [freeindividual] - 08:48pm Dec 19, 2000 EST (#53 of 1012)
wardaddy Hell to get old ain't it. At 26 I was built like a Greek God, but at 66 it's more like a Goddamned Greek. *G*
The earth is already overcrowded - go home! [wardaddy] - 08:49pm Dec 19, 2000 EST (#54 of 1012)
SC Shane A blond, but, hey, I'm getting light-colored hair.
Kiss my shiny metal aaaaaahhhhcchhoooo... [Duh_] - 08:49pm Dec 19, 2000 EST (#55 of 1012)
FI, HAHAHAHAHAHA.... Tyrone Power, isn ?t he like that Valentino guy?
The earth is already overcrowded - go home! [wardaddy] - 08:52pm Dec 19, 2000 EST (#56 of 1012)
Better Valentino than Tarentino (sp).
Is an oxymoron really just a dumb bovine? [charolais] - 08:55pm Dec 19, 2000 EST (#57 of 1012)
Tyrone Power was a very sexy man in his day. then again, in his day... I wasn't interested in sexy men. I was only 2 when he checked out. Tyrone Power Holy cow, lookie at the address to that site... cowkisses???? oh man.
Come and see the violence inherent in the system! [surferchicklet] - 08:58pm Dec 19, 2000 EST (#58 of 1012)
Shane? Only Shane I know knew was IRL and he was not blonde...
Come and see the violence inherent in the system! [surferchicklet] - 09:01pm Dec 19, 2000 EST (#59 of 1012)
Ahh... The Mark of Zorro I think I have seen long ago... He'd make a good one I bet... And I wasn't born yet when he died...
Is an oxymoron really just a dumb bovine? [charolais] - 09:04pm Dec 19, 2000 EST (#60 of 1012)
Used to have a bull we called Tyrone. He was quite the breeder.
Kiss my shiny metal aaaaaahhhhcchhoooo... [Duh_] - 09:07pm Dec 19, 2000 EST (#61 of 1012)
heh heh heh heh-heh heh heh heh heh-heh heh heh heh heh-heh heh... She said breeder..... heh heh heh-heh heh heh heh heh-heh heh
Is an oxymoron really just a dumb bovine? [charolais] - 09:08pm Dec 19, 2000 EST (#62 of 1012)
He was... screwed anything that mooooved.
Come and see the violence inherent in the system! [surferchicklet] - 09:13pm Dec 19, 2000
EST (#63 of 1012)
LOL...
(behaving myself for a change)
Is an oxymoron really just a dumb bovine? [charolais] - 09:16pm Dec 19, 2000 EST (#64 of
1012)
Then, he got a little too possessive, if ya know what I mean.... got to be unpredictable.
He was promptly loaded up and taken to town.
Come and see the violence inherent in the system! [surferchicklet] - 09:17pm Dec 19, 2000
EST (#65 of 1012)
Yum yum?
Is an oxymoron really just a dumb bovine? [charolais] - 09:19pm Dec 19, 2000 EST (#66 of
1012)
dog food.
and they ate him
FLORIDA: Home of electile dysfunction [lara croft] - 11:50pm Dec 19, 2000 EST (#67 of
1012)
God, Tyrone was georgeous.
Endangered species...........................a [freeindividual] - 12:10am Dec 20, 2000 EST (#68 of
1012)
Page loads slow, but it's good for a laugh I thought. *G*
Come and see the violence inherent in the system! [surferchicklet] - 01:09pm Dec 21, 2000
EST (#69 of 1012)
Excellent *rant* Duh...
Btw... Chicklita saw a pic of Brit brat in a mag at the market yesterday and her comment was
*Jeez... she needs to put some clothes on.*
Endangered species...........................a [freeindividual] - 02:22pm Dec 21, 2000 EST (#70 of
1012)
An Amish woman was traveling down the road one day in a buggy when a state trooper
pulled her over.
Walking up to the buggy, the trooper said to the woman, "Ma'am, I can see that you do not
have a slow-moving vehicle emblem on the
back of this buggy, and I am going to have to issue you a citation for that."
As he takes out his pen to write, he notices that one of the reins is tied around the horse's
testicles. The trooper gets very upset about
this, and tells the woman that he will have to issue a citation for animal cruelty, also. He
hands the tickets to the woman and she
proceeds home.
At home, her husband asks how her day went, and she begins to tell him about the tickets.
"He gave me this one because that orange
triangle fell off the back of the buggy."
The husband replies that he can fix that, and then asks what the second piece of paper is
for.
The wife says, "I don't know, he was so upset, but it seemed to have something to do with
the emergency brake."
Is an oxymoron really just a dumb bovine? [charolais] - 07:03pm Dec 21, 2000 EST (#71 of
1012)
Oh, that was very, very good!
I base my fashion taste on what doesn't itch. [SherrieG] - 11:48pm Dec 21, 2000 EST (#72 of
1012)
Bill Russell told Duffy that he looked like that actor named Gibson.
Duffy thought he meant Mel.
The rest of us knew he meant Hoot.
Kiss my shiny metal aaaaaahhhhcchhoooo... [Duh_] - 12:33am Dec 22, 2000 EST (#73 of
1012)
LOLOLOLOL....
.....um......
Hoot Gibson? or Mel Hoot? Gibson Hoot?
Kiss my shiny metal aaaaaahhhhcchhoooo... [Duh_] - 01:55am Dec 22, 2000 EST (#74 of
1012)
BTW. I got a raise today.... tenkque... tenkque...
Kiss my shiny metal aaaaaahhhhcchhoooo... [Duh_] - 10:10pm Dec 23, 2000 EST (#75 of
1012)
BTW:
Merry Christmas
AND
DAVE IS A GOD...
Sometimes stuff just needs to be said...
He who laughs last, probably thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 01:19am Dec 24, 2000 EST (#76
of 1012)
AHA!! Found one of my xmas presents!!! Whahizface hides them cause he thinks I'm going to
open them before Christmas. I got this (its
a three pack)...
He who laughs last, probably thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 06:56am Dec 24, 2000 EST (#77
of 1012)
A new xmas rant...
But. I do want to write something about the ones I love. It's a little family that I have chosen,
and that I cherish more than my own life.
I looked at whahizface a little bit ago, and I am amazed. I am amazed that I have someone
who loves me deeply, who does almost
anything for me, and who is satisfied with the package of neurosis and irratic impulses that is
me. He sees me as beautiful and
vibrant, and puts up with all the facets of me, from the screaming neurotic, the whiney nag,
the loving child, the lusty broad, the
scared girl, and the raging wild woman. He's kind, and intelligent, strong and able and I don't
know if I tell him enough, but I am
thankful and grateful that one such as him would be willing to be with one such as me. And if
that weren't enough, he was willing to
take a back seat to my devotion to my best friends, my reasons for continuing on this earth,
my fountains of unconditional love, Kodak
and Afga. He's never been jealous nor resentful for my irrational love for my dogs. Moreover,
he has grown to love them as I do. I would
like to wish my little family, Kenny, Afga, Kodak, and Stupid, I mean Milo, the best of the
season, and all my love. It really makes me
feel I that I have gotten more than I ever could hope for, and that in there eyes I am the
person that I strive to be.
Happy Holidays to all... [sjscruby] - 08:36am Dec 24, 2000 EST (#78 of 1012)
Nice tribute, duh...hope you let whahizface see it. ;)
Find any more presents?? (it IS kinda hard to hide ice cream---LOL)
And congrats on the raise!
Don't have time to read the whole rant right now...have to run over to Mom's to see my bro,
SIL and nephew from CA before I go to work.
Our family gathering is today, but I'll be working.
Hope you have a good one!!!
NO ONE expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!! [SherrieG] - 09:23am Dec 24, 2000 EST (#79 of 1012)
Dusty, darlin, you are the daughter I wish I had had.
You email him a link to that page this very second.
Love and Merry Christmas and see ya in a couple of weeks!
Sher
Is an oxymoron really just a dumb bovine? [charolais] - 09:25am Dec 24, 2000 EST (#80 of
1012)
Merry Christmas Sherrie!
the winter of our discontent... [Rocket Man 57] - 09:26am Dec 24, 2000 EST (#81 of 1012)
God I'm jealous of Duh.
She gets to meet Sherrie?
Damn!
NO ONE expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!! [SherrieG] - 09:34am Dec 24, 2000 EST (#82 of
1012)
(((((((( Rocket ))))))))))
I love you to pieces, too.
And a bully new year, Char!!!!
Does Bush want the country to heal?...or heel? [The mighty Red] - 09:34am Dec 24, 2000
EST (#83 of 1012)
Who the hell is Hoot Gibson???
It's Christmas! Vini, vida, VISA! [wardaddy] - 09:36am Dec 24, 2000 EST (#84 of
1012)
Lovely rant, Dduh.
Now, you do lie Sherrie says and show it to him.
Merry Christmas and Happy Chanukkah to all!
Good night, Ms Calabash, wherever you are.
Happy Holidays to all... [sjscruby] - 10:20pm Dec 24, 2000 EST (#85 of 1012)
Happy Holidays to ALL!!!!
Come and see the violence inherent in the system! [surferchicklet] - 10:46pm Dec 24, 2000
EST (#86 of 1012)
Excellent rant Duh.... and I like the new look...
Poor Milo...*G*
So... Did Whatizface see the page yet?
He who laughs last, probably thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 08:14pm Dec 26, 2000 EST (#87
of 1012)
GOOD GOD IM BACK!!!!! Internet was down, so it was quality time for me and whahizface.
He couldn't see what I did, but he showered
me with presents. YEY! I wuv pwesents.... And of course, I'll get him something, just as soon
as I have some money. Saving up for the
trip you know.... besides, he has the bounty that is me, what more could he ask for....
Come and see the violence inherent in the system! [surferchicklet] - 08:24pm Dec 26, 2000
EST (#88 of 1012)
There ya are... So... did you have fun?
I know... Send me a pic of something he'd like drawn and I'll do it...
You HAVE to get Tae-Bo... It rocks...
Come and see the violence inherent in the system! [surferchicklet] - 08:45pm Dec 26, 2000
EST (#89 of 1012)
Hey... Chicklita wanted a copy of The Mummy for Christmas..... It is a pretty good movie...
parts are gross, but the mummy fighting
thing near the end is hysterical...*S*
He who laughs last, probably thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 09:38pm Dec 26, 2000 EST (#90
of 1012)
Tae-bo. Isn't that some sort of exercise? HAHAHAHA. No, seriously. An exercise, right? I gots
somes exacto knifes for christmas too.
Took off the tip of my thumb, some fingernail too. it barely grazed the tippy top of the bone...
Come and see the violence inherent in the system! [surferchicklet] - 10:02pm Dec 26, 2000
EST (#91 of 1012)
Yeah... Tae-Bo is exercise... It's cool... Like Kickboxing/boxing/aerobics... Comes from Tae-
Kwhon-Do (sp?) and boxing I suppose...
And some Ti-Chi too...
Chicklita and I did 20 minutes this am, and she did another 20 this evening... I did 45... you
kind of get on a roll... and it's also kind
of a form of self defense...
He who laughs last, probably thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 10:09pm Dec 26, 2000 EST (#92
of 1012)
ICK.......exercise....
I did some this weekend. I felt on my ass off the porch, but did some piroettes, and
somersaults before I hit the ground... I'm good for
the year...
Come and see the violence inherent in the system! [surferchicklet] - 10:17pm Dec 26, 2000
EST (#93 of 1012)
Ouch.... Did you hurt yourself?
Exercise is a good thing... We haven't left the house (cold here ... odd for this time of year...
hasn't been above freezing in days) and I
start feeling bad if i can't walk or something... Tae-Bo is good... I just have a couple tapes...
Think I'll get the rest.
He who laughs last, probably thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 10:24pm Dec 26, 2000 EST (#94
of 1012)
Ouch.... Did you hurt yourself?
No, I always bleed a pint of blood and whimper like a puppy when I'm having a good time...
Is an oxymoron really just a dumb bovine? [charolais] - 10:29pm Dec 26, 2000 EST (#95 of
1012)
well, if you have back pain tomorrow, go back to where you did that, do it again, and you'll
put yourself back into place.
He who laughs last, probably thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 10:33pm Dec 26, 2000 EST (#96
of 1012)
heh.... I wish I could find the tip of my thumb tho. sure could use it...
He who laughs last, probably thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 10:38pm Dec 26, 2000 EST (#97
of 1012)
NO ONE expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!! [SherrieG] - 09:23am Dec 24, 2000 EST (#79 of
96)
Dusty, darlin, you are the daughter I wish I had had.
You email him a link to that page this very second.
Love and Merry Christmas and see ya in a couple of weeks!
Sher
And you are the sister that I've always wanted, but never got to have. Mebbe next lifetime,
eh?
He who laughs last, probably thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 10:40pm Dec 26, 2000 EST (#98
of 1012)
Did I tell you all that I've decided to believe in reincarnation? I think that is the coolest way,
cause this "only go around once" trip I
think would be a waste....
Is an oxymoron really just a dumb bovine? [charolais] - 10:41pm Dec 26, 2000 EST (#99 of
1012)
tip of your thumb? what in God's name did you do?
Come and see the violence inherent in the system! [surferchicklet] - 10:46pm Dec 26, 2000
EST (#100 of 1012)
Blood?? Thumb?? I echo Char... What the hell'd you do Duh?
And I believe in reincarnation... Have for years actually... That's why there are old souls and
young ones...
Now... WHat'd you do?
He who laughs last, probably thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 10:54pm Dec 26, 2000 EST (#101
of 1012)
post #90, girls. I got new exacto knifes for christmas and sliced off my thumb tip and some
fingernail....
Come and see the violence inherent in the system! [surferchicklet] - 11:47pm Dec 26, 2000
EST (#102 of 1012)
I gots somes exacto knifes for christmas too. Took off the tip of my thumb, some
fingernail too. it barely grazed the
tippy top of the bone...
Ok... that's what I get for doing 3 things at once....
You were serious about this??
Jeez Duh.
You did go have stitches, right?
He who laughs last, probably thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 12:06am Dec 27, 2000 EST (#103
of 1012)
Nope. I just sucked on it for about ten minutes...
Come and see the violence inherent in the system! [surferchicklet] - 12:14am Dec 27, 2000
EST (#104 of 1012)
Vampira... *S* Did it stop bleeding? (Well... I guess it would have had to by now... ) They
prolly wouldn't stitch that (I have had some
experience with stitches..*G*) but you should go and have it looked at... Or at least make
sure your tetnus shot is up to date.
Is it numb or does it hurt?
Come and see the violence inherent in the system! [surferchicklet] - 12:16am Dec 27, 2000
EST (#105 of 1012)
Hey... the good news is you do not need to get cleaning stuff, soap and so on in it... and you
shouldn't have it in water for long... so...
Dishes need to be done by Whatizname for a while..*S*
BTW... What were you cutting? Just playing with the new knives?
I got blood all over a perfectly good piece of mat board a time or two that way...
He who laughs last, probably thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 12:33am Dec 27, 2000 EST (#106
of 1012)
I was making christmas cards. I pretty much did 4 and cut myself about a hundred times
culminating in the big slice, so after that
most everybody else got cyber cards.
[BillCostley] - 12:44am Dec 27, 2000 EST (#107 of 1012)
I only got 1 cyberc@rd this yr. - from my d@ughter M@y@ in Prescott AZ.
Is an oxymoron really just a dumb bovine? [charolais] - 12:52am Dec 27, 2000 EST (#108 of
1012)
I got a really cool card from a poster... interactive and very, very nice.
Got some other nice ones too.
I snail mailed the usual ones, but about half on my list got cyber cards.
I didn't vote for his daddy, either. [MsRobbie] - 01:10am Dec 27, 2000 EST (#109 of 1012)
Cybercards. GRRRRRRRRR...
Yahoo's are OK, but Blue Mountain's make me crazy. Blue Mountain's take forever plus an
age to download. Then, despite the fact that
I'm listening to lovely music I selected over my stereo, Blue Mountain thinks I need to have
their slowly-loading card overlaid with
some tinny piece of crap they call music. And then, when the thing finally downloads but
leaves a big gray space in the middle, it
tells me that if I can't see the graphic I need to go someplace else and download that, too.
Hah! Like hell!
GRRRRRRRRR...
He who laughs last, probably thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 01:16am Dec 27, 2000 EST (#110
of 1012)
Apple cards are too cool. they come as email so there is no load time... I think I sent you one
Robs...
Is an oxymoron really just a dumb bovine? [charolais] - 01:35am Dec 27, 2000 EST (#111 of
1012)
I don't like Blue Mountain at all, very cheesy cards.
Cooter send out a great one this year... what a guy!
If ya wanna see it, lemme know, it's an attachment about 450kbs, and it's scanned and
safe......
nite all, and I hope your thumb feels better soon, Duh... owie.
Come and see the violence inherent in the system! [surferchicklet] - 02:39pm Dec 27, 2000
EST (#112 of 1012)
The apple cards are way cool Duh, thanks..*G*
He who laughs last, probably thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 07:28pm Dec 27, 2000 EST (#113
of 1012)
I accidentally sent them three or four times.... whoooooopssyyy....
[Ringo] - 07:33pm Dec 27, 2000 EST (#114 of 1012)
WHO the heck am I?
While still a teen, I was contributing jokes to newspaper columnists, then became a standup
comic. 65, I still write and direct.
Come and see the violence inherent in the system! [surferchicklet] - 07:43pm Dec 27, 2000
EST (#115 of 1012)
3 or 4 times... Oh.. never noticed, nope not me.
He who laughs last, probably thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 08:26pm Dec 27, 2000 EST (#116
of 1012)
[Ringo] - 07:33pm Dec 27, 2000 EST (#114 of 115)
WHO the heck am I?
While still a teen, I was contributing jokes to newspaper columnists, then became a standup
comic. 65, I still
write and direct.
Somebody asked?
Is an oxymoron really just a dumb bovine? [charolais] - 08:42pm Dec 27, 2000 EST (#117 of
1012)
WHO the heck am I?
I give up, who the heck are ya?
He who laughs last, probably thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 09:58pm Dec 27, 2000 EST (#118
of 1012)
Welllll.... he's 65.....
Come and see the violence inherent in the system! [surferchicklet] - 10:05pm Dec 27, 2000
EST (#119 of 1012)
Maybe he meant to hit the intro thread?
NO ONE expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!! [SherrieG] - 10:39pm Dec 27, 2000 EST (#120 of
1012)
or the society board...
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 10:40pm Dec 27, 2000 EST (#121 of 1012)
....or flirt with the wild women....
[Oregon_Jim] - 10:41pm Dec 27, 2000 EST (#122 of 1012)
Wild women?
Where?
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 10:43pm Dec 27, 2000 EST (#123 of 1012)
US, dude....
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 10:44pm Dec 27, 2000 EST (#124 of 1012)
US US US US US US US US US US US US US US US US US US US US US US US US US
US US US US US US US US US US US US US US US US US
US US US US US US US US US US US US US US US US US US US US US US US US US
US US US US US US US US US US US US US US US US US
US US US US US US US US US US US US US US US US US US US US US US US US US
US US US
Come and see the violence inherent in the system! [surferchicklet] - 10:44pm Dec 27, 2000
EST (#125 of 1012)
Someone called?
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 10:49pm Dec 27, 2000 EST (#126 of 1012)
Yup. Slurpy, show your boobs to OJ to prove we are wild women...
Newly self-proclaimed PF resident crank... [guy montag] - 10:56pm Dec 27, 2000 EST (#127
of 1012)
I want pictures. Lots of pictures.
Streaming video is good, too...
[Oregon_Jim] - 11:12pm Dec 27, 2000 EST (#128 of 1012)
Adobe LiveMotion is a killer application.
Adobe GoLive 5.0 rules.
Adobe Photoshop 6.0 is as good as one could ever wish.
God I love Adobe Systems!!
Obviously.
Come and see the violence inherent in the system! [surferchicklet] - 11:14pm Dec 27, 2000
EST (#129 of 1012)
(o)(o)
FLORIDA: Home of electile dysfunction [lara croft] - 11:17pm Dec 27, 2000 EST (#130 of
1012)
WHO the heck am I?
Yeah, I've asked that very question a time or two myself.
BTW, I think the metaphysical thread is what you want and it's two threads down, on your left.
Come and see the violence inherent in the system! [surferchicklet] - 11:32pm Dec 27, 2000
EST (#131 of 1012)
Or is it, Lara?
On one plane it might be two threads down on the left, but in another plane are with all not
part of the same "thread" of lfe?
If you cut a thread in the spiritual sense does it not bleed?
Until we know what "Threads" tie us and bind us can any of us really know who we are?
If a butter fly flaps it's wings in Peking does....
Uh, sorry... whole different theory there...
Come and see the violence inherent in the system! [surferchicklet] - 11:33pm Dec 27, 2000
EST (#132 of 1012)
Or is it not all part of the whole?
Hmmmmmm? I must ponder this... talk amongst yourselves...
NO ONE expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!! [SherrieG] - 11:36pm Dec 27, 2000 EST (#133 of
1012)
Oh quick, somebody smack the shit outta her.
Come and see the violence inherent in the system! [surferchicklet] - 11:38pm Dec 27, 2000
EST (#134 of 1012)
LOL
Now do you see why I can understand the SuckyBuickGuy?
Glad to see you guys... How was Christmas?
NO ONE expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!! [SherrieG] - 11:40pm Dec 27, 2000 EST (#135 of
1012)
SPLENDID. I got a mailstation, a palm pilot, and a new speaker system for my computer.
I feel so, so, so...YUPPIE...
Is an oxymoron really just a dumb bovine? [charolais] - 11:41pm Dec 27, 2000 EST (#136 of
1012)
sounds like Santa was good to you!!!
I got a huge cow... still on the back of the couch. The cats are scared to death of it!
FLORIDA: Home of electile dysfunction [lara croft] - 11:45pm Dec 27, 2000 EST (#137 of
1012)
There is no part of a whole unless the parts are whole, or unless the hole is parted . . .
hummm, this is beginning to remind me of
college where, with the able assistance of drugs of choice, one could attempt to reach new,
never before explored, depths in pursuit of
the perfect thought. This, we believed, could be achieved all in a single weekend by
declaring sobriety to be the evil work of satan and
excess the target plane of a higher existence. Of course if you didn't accomplish the set goal,
there was always next weekend, or
tomorrow and as everyone knows, practice makes perfect.
Come and see the violence inherent in the system! [surferchicklet] - 11:45pm Dec 27, 2000
EST (#138 of 1012)
Cool toys Sher....
Uh... Char... they are farm cats..?
[Oregon_Jim] - 11:46pm Dec 27, 2000 EST (#139 of 1012)
I've personally never recommended drugs or alcohol to anyone - but it's always worked for
me.
Just a thought.
NO ONE expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!! [SherrieG] - 11:46pm Dec 27, 2000 EST (#140 of
1012)
Geeze all of a sudden I have the strangest urge to go download "Truckin'" from Napster...
Is an oxymoron really just a dumb bovine? [charolais] - 11:46pm Dec 27, 2000 EST (#141 of
1012)
farm stock, inside cats.
need any cats???
FLORIDA: Home of electile dysfunction [lara croft] - 11:47pm Dec 27, 2000 EST (#142 of
1012)
Your cats are afraid of your couch cow?
My cats are laughin' their asses off, right now.
[Oregon_Jim] - 11:49pm Dec 27, 2000 EST (#143 of 1012)
My cats are eating the 'trim' from my last crop.
You think catnip is a cool thing?
LOL
FLORIDA: Home of electile dysfunction [lara croft] - 11:51pm Dec 27, 2000 EST (#144 of
1012)
Naw, catnip sucks. I tried smoking it once and nothing.
I think cats pretend it's cool just to make us jealous that they can get off on something we
can't even smell.
Weird creatures, cats. You never know if they are putting you on or not. Prolly why I like em
so much.
[Oregon_Jim] - 11:52pm Dec 27, 2000 EST (#145 of 1012)
Weird creatures, cats
To say the least.
FLORIDA: Home of electile dysfunction [lara croft] - 11:52pm Dec 27, 2000 EST (#146 of
1012)
Bedtime just smacked me in the kisser.
Come and see the violence inherent in the system! [surferchicklet] - 12:03am Dec 28, 2000
EST (#147 of 1012)
Glad to see ya back, Lar... check yer mail later?
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 12:56am Dec 28, 2000 EST (#148 of 1012)
Shoot-a-monga... I leave for just a while, and 42 posts pile up....
BTW... Live motion is a HELLUVA lot easier to use than Flash, but I can't find if there is a way
to do a motion path thingy like you can
in Flash.
In the Savage Nation [SV_Doug] - 01:35am Dec 28, 2000 EST (#149 of 1012)
Hi Duh,
Have you decided upon a place for the 12th?
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 01:38am Dec 28, 2000 EST (#150 of 1012)
I'm at the Penwick (Pickwick?) but I was thinking of Italian for dinner - Wardad probably is
going to postpone his trip. What are you
doing for MacWorld, Doug? Are you going?
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 03:13am Dec 28, 2000 EST (#151 of 1012)
.......one of my favorites..........
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 03:14am Dec 28, 2000 EST (#152 of 1012)
Day after day
I will walk and I will play
But the day after today
I will stop
and I will start
Why can't I get just one kiss?
Why can't I get just one kiss?
Believe me there's some things that I wouldn't miss
But I look at your pants and
I need a kiss!
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 03:15am Dec 28, 2000 EST (#153 of 1012)
Why can't I get just one screw?
Why can't I get just one screw?
Believe me I know what to do!
But something won't let me make love to you.
Why can't I get just one fuck?
Why can't I get just one fuck?
I guess it's got something to do with luck!
But I waited my whole life for just one...
Day after day
I get angry
And I will say
That the day
Is in my sight
When I'll take a bow
and say goodnight.
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 03:16am Dec 28, 2000 EST (#154 of 1012)
Oh my my mymymy mo mo mum
Have you kept your eye, your eye on your son?
I know you've had problems
You're not the only one
When your sugar left, he left you on the run.
Oh my my mymymy mo mo mum
Take a look now at what your boy has done
He's walkin' around like he's #1
He went downtown and he got him a gun.
So don't shoot shoot shoot that thing at me
Don't shoot shoot shoot that thing at me
You know you've got my sympathy
But don't shoot shoot shoot that thing at me
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 03:17am Dec 28, 2000 EST (#155 of 1012)
Broken down kitchen at the top of the stairs
Can I mix in with your affairs?
Share a smoke, make a joke
Grasp and reach for a leg of hope.
Words to memorize
Words hypnotize
Words make my mouth exercise
Words all fail the magic prize
Nothin' I can say when
I'm in your thighs
Mo my my mymymy mo my mother
I would love to love you, lover
City is restless, it's ready to pounce
Here in your bedroom, ounce for ounce
I'm givin' you decision to make Things to lose, things to take
Just as he's about ready to cut it up
She said,
"Wait a minute, honey, I'm gonna
Add it up."
[Oregon_Jim] - 03:18am Dec 28, 2000 EST (#156 of 1012)
"My religion is to live - and die - without regret" - Dalhi Lama
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 03:25am Dec 28, 2000 EST (#157 of 1012)
"I got the pistol So I get the Pesos That seems fair .." -
Refreshments
In the Savage Nation [SV_Doug] - 03:39am Dec 28, 2000 EST (#158 of 1012)
Duh, I will be in SF that night and Italian near Union Square?
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 03:48am Dec 28, 2000 EST (#159 of 1012)
I have no idea where Italian is - there was some Cajun restaurants I looked up - those looked
good too. Unless your up to go to this
little piano bar next door to the Handerly - I had big fun there last year...
Are you going to go see a little of MacWorld while your in town? Just wondering.
In the Savage Nation [SV_Doug] - 04:01am Dec 28, 2000 EST (#160 of 1012)
Yes I will. There are Italian resturants but most of them are Tuscan in sytle IOW bland.
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 04:06am Dec 28, 2000 EST (#161 of 1012)
I like spicy.
Also, I have NO idea who is all going to be up there in SF. Wanna go to the show with me? I
promise to be a good girl, not make many
scenes and keep my hands to myself.
In the Savage Nation [SV_Doug] - 04:16am Dec 28, 2000 EST (#162 of 1012)
That would be fun and I will see what I can work out. I need to get my SF info which is at my
office..
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 04:21am Dec 28, 2000 EST (#163 of 1012)
Kay-O... email me and we'll make tentative plans.
Come and see the violence inherent in the system! [surferchicklet] - 04:45am Dec 28, 2000
EST (#164 of 1012)
I told you Doug...
Spicy food and alcohol... lots of both... *G*
Come and see the violence inherent in the system! [surferchicklet] - 04:46am Dec 28, 2000
EST (#165 of 1012)
Night folks!
The world is already overcrowded - Go home! [wardaddy] - 11:47am Dec 28, 2000 EST (#166
of 1012)
Cancel my trip? Did he say "Cancel his trip"?
Yeah, well, I went in to see the doctor last week. Thought that I had bronchitis or walking
pneumonia. Doctor saw something on my
right lung (Hell, I saw it all the way across the room - about ten feet away - when the Xray
tech held it up to see if he'd gotten a good
picture).
Doctor sent me in for a CAT Scan on Tuesday of last week and he got the results yesterday
(after I read him the riot act). Seems that
the thing on my left lung is a prominent artery (the aorta), but the walnut sized shadow on my
left lung needs to be looked at. That
said, I'm going in for a high resolution CAT Scan in Oxford this afternoon. This thing is 3cm x
1.8cm. or about half the size of a
walnut. Doctor says that when they find something on a lung, it's usually the size of a
baseball.
It could be lymph glands or a big nasty, don't know. If it's something to be worried about, it's
early. Shouldn't be too much trouble to
whip.
Anyway, I won't have any results before Tuesday at the earliest, I'm sure, so I'll probably
have to cank out on my trip to San
Francisco. If it turns out to be nothing, I still need the time to get it excised if need be and I'm
not waiting around. Either way, I'm not
waiting around.
Didn't get any e-cards out this year, sorry, but this waiting has made for a miserable
Christmas.
Got to get into the Rain Room and then get my guitar ready for the trip to the guitar doctor in
Oxford.
BTW, son Brett has been calling me almost every day from either Austria or Garmish,
Deutchsland. My eldest son Trully spilled the
beans.
Later, troops. I'm setting out to live up to my nick.
SC
Emailing my bird breeder friend most riki tik.
Nollaig Shona Duit agus Slainte! [Nessus2] - 11:49am Dec 28, 2000 EST (#167 of 1012)
Ray:
Hope it's nothing. Best wishes and prayers on your behalf.
Have a great New Year.
Nessus
The world is already overcrowded - Go home! [wardaddy] - 11:51am Dec 28, 2000 EST (#168
of 1012)
Thanks, Nessus. And a great New Year to you and to all of my friends here on PF.
The world is already overcrowded - Go home! [wardaddy] - 11:57am Dec 28, 2000 EST (#169
of 1012)
SC
I emailed Lisa. She's in eastern North Carolina, so she's within safe air shipping range of you.
If I remember correctly, she's in New
Bern which is just to the north of Camp Lejeune (Jacksonville).
Come and see the violence inherent in the system! [surferchicklet] - 12:01pm Dec 28, 2000
EST (#170 of 1012)
Air shipping?
Heck that's just an excuse to go for a drive, Wardaddy..*S*
I have a couple friends down that way...
Come and see the violence inherent in the system! [surferchicklet] - 12:03pm Dec 28, 2000
EST (#171 of 1012)
BTW... The cockatoo is not friendly... I'm afraid he'll take Chicklita's fingers off...
He hasn't been handled much in the last few years..
[Philly] - 06:18pm Dec 28, 2000 EST (#172 of 1012)
R I N G O
Who am I? WOODY ALLEN
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 10:26pm Dec 28, 2000 EST (#173 of 1012)
I am SOOO disappointed that Wardad can't be in SF, but his health and well being is
UTMOST important. Right now, I'm crossing my
fingers and toes that I'll be able to afford SF. It looks like if I don't eat, or buy anything, I'll be
able to go... let'd4s hope whahizface gots
some extra cabbage fo' his baby....
((((Duh spent a BUNCH of money she shouldn't have...))))
Is an oxymoron really just a dumb bovine? [charolais] - 10:50pm Dec 28, 2000 EST (#174 of
1012)
Wardaddy, I HOPE everything turns out to be okay. I'll be thinking of you!
Oopsie, Duh.... went a bit overboard, eh???
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 10:52pm Dec 28, 2000 EST (#175 of 1012)
Major appliances.... egads... the promise of clean clothes and a oven cooked meals could
seduce anyone... and I have the iron will of
linguini....
NO ONE expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!! [SherrieG] - 10:59pm Dec 28, 2000 EST (#176 of
1012)
Woody Allen.
Just what we need, another pedophile.
Come and see the violence inherent in the system! [surferchicklet] - 11:15pm Dec 28, 2000
EST (#177 of 1012)
LOL Sher...
Moving is a drain, huh, Duh?
[Par5] - 12:27am Dec 29, 2000 EST (#178 of 1012)
Sherrie
ROFL - Nobody here is adopting Woody. Looks like it was just a guessing game.
And since Ringo started it, I have one for him.
I've played a caveman, a miniature train conductor, and the drums. My percussion talents
began in the hospital, where I spent much of
my childhood. Who am I?
[Ringo] - 01:17am Dec 29, 2000 EST (#179 of 1012)
PHILLY
You are correct. Ole Woody. And, SHERRIE, Par is also correct. We aren't planning to bring
Woody into the mix. Relax.
PAR, hahahahaha, made it too easy for me bud. It's THE Ringo.
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 01:45am Dec 29, 2000 EST (#180 of 1012)
Huh???
((((don't make me have to say that three or four more times)))
[poster name withheld] needs to be slapped repeatedly until it jars a brain cell loose from the
marshmellow fluff that fills her brain
cavity - I thought this should be posted in public, it felt so good to write it, donchaknow...
Jim, I heard you work(ed) in glass? Here's a related cool site.... Not really glass for art, but
glass for manufacturing uses, I would
guess.
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 01:46am Dec 29, 2000 EST (#181 of 1012)
never mind... ***sigh***
I didn't vote for his daddy, either. [MsRobbie] - 01:51am Dec 29, 2000 EST (#182 of 1012)
Duh: [poster name withheld] needs to be slapped repeatedly until it jars a brain cell loose
from the marshmellow fluff that fills her
brain cavity - I thought this should be posted in public, it felt so good to write it,
donchaknow...
I do not!
*whine* Sherrrrrrrrrrrie! Duh's picking on me!
Oh wait. It's Duh's thread. Maybe she gets to pick on me.
[Cleve] - 01:52am Dec 29, 2000 EST (#183 of 1012)
WARDADDY
Wishing you the best of luck on that high res CAT.
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 01:55am Dec 29, 2000 EST (#184 of 1012)
Say it ain't so!!! Robs??!!!
You become afflicted with fluff brain???
NOOOO.... OH THE HUMANITY!!!
Well... its off to the 100s board with you....
I didn't vote for his daddy, either. [MsRobbie] - 01:56am Dec 29, 2000 EST (#185 of 1012)
Duh, I was born senile. It got worse from there.
I didn't vote for his daddy, either. [MsRobbie] - 01:58am Dec 29, 2000 EST (#186 of 1012)
Oh no, not the 100s Board! Please, I'll take a class... do mental exercises... anything but the
100s Board!
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 01:59am Dec 29, 2000 EST (#187 of 1012)
Wellllllllllll.... Okay, you may stay and be banished to cyber-Elba.....
I didn't vote for his daddy, either. [MsRobbie] - 02:53am Dec 29, 2000 EST (#188 of 1012)
Able was I ere I saw Elba.
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 03:09am Dec 29, 2000 EST (#189 of 1012)
hyuk, hyuk....
NO ONE expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!! [SherrieG] - 08:30pm Dec 29, 2000 EST (#190 of
1012)
They ought to change the name of it to the 10's board.
To reflect the IQ's of selected participants.
[Oregon_Jim] - 11:07pm Dec 29, 2000 EST (#191 of 1012)
Duh
Here's a little "Flash" piece I'm working on currently.
Let me know what you think.
LINK
P.S. Requires Flash Plug-In for Flash 4.x
Created in Adobe Photoshop 6.0/ImageReady 3.0, Adobe Illustrator 9.0 and Adobe
LiveMotion 1.0
Come and see the violence inherent in the system! [surferchicklet] - 11:26pm Dec 29, 2000
EST (#192 of 1012)
LOL... You guys are great.
[Oregon_Jim] - 12:32am Dec 30, 2000 EST (#193 of 1012)
Thanks for the praise, SC!
LOL
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 12:57am Dec 30, 2000 EST (#194 of 1012)
Too cool Jim. But, I wouldn't put purple on black - does funny things to my eyes. I actually
saw a site today where she had a whole
page of neon purple text on a black background. EEEEESSSSHH...
Come and see the violence inherent in the system! [surferchicklet] - 12:58am Dec 30, 2000
EST (#195 of 1012)
Purple on black? only with a black light and big ole bag..*S*
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 01:00am Dec 30, 2000 EST (#196 of 1012)
HEY EVERYBODY!! SOME SORT OF STAR TREK MARATHON ON THE SCIFI CHANNEL
(original series)....
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 01:02am Dec 30, 2000 EST (#197 of 1012)
Also: my Pathfinder Database Reference Bank...
I need the "COSMOS" video series. Everywhere I check they say its out of production, and
not being put out. I would like a copy of this
series. WHERE CAN I GET IT??
Come and see the violence inherent in the system! [surferchicklet] - 01:39am Dec 30, 2000
EST (#198 of 1012)
Carl Sagan?
This is all I found...
DVD is cool... Maybe they'll get it cleared up soon?
I hate to say eBay...
(go to the dr)
Come and see the violence inherent in the system! [surferchicklet] - 01:40am Dec 30, 2000
EST (#199 of 1012)
Going beddie bye...
G'night!
[Oregon_Jim] - 01:41am Dec 30, 2000 EST (#200 of 1012)
BTW - I'm now the proud owner of a Nikon Cool-Pix 990 Digital Camera.
Eat your hearts out!!!
LOL
Come and see the violence inherent in the system! [surferchicklet] - 01:45am Dec 30, 2000
EST (#201 of 1012)
:^P OJ...
Hey Duh... 'bout the Faith boards...
You know... if you're in the mood for a good argument religion is about as good as politics...
Of course the people start frothing at the mouth a little sooner... but it is still entertaining..*S*
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 01:47am Dec 30, 2000 EST (#202 of 1012)
I'm not a religious debater. Because I think, "hey, whatever gets you through the night."
[Oregon_Jim] - 01:48am Dec 30, 2000 EST (#203 of 1012)
Because I think, "hey, whatever gets you through the night."
Or "Whatever blows your hair back" - my personal favorite.
The world is already overcrowded - Go home! [wardaddy] - 10:09am Dec 30, 2000 EST (#204
of 1012)
"There no atheists in foxholes," - my personal favorite.
Dusty
Afraid the trip is off. I won't get the results from the high-res C-Scan until Wednesday and I
have to let Amtrak know that I'm canking
by 6:00AM Thursday or I forfeit my money.
Susan [sjscruby] - 10:08pm Dec 30, 2000 EST (#205 of 1012)
Hate that you will have to miss your trip, Ray, but your health is MUCH more important!!!!
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 10:36pm Dec 30, 2000 EST (#206 of 1012)
Ditto. Double Ditto...
[oldvet] - 10:42pm Dec 30, 2000 EST (#207 of 1012)
OJ, I got a 990 a couple of weeks ago. The macro sold me on it. Going to take a while to get
used everything the camera can do though.
Come and see the violence inherent in the system! [surferchicklet] - 12:20am Dec 31, 2000
EST (#208 of 1012)
I don't care what religion someone else is. I do get a kick out of arguing with the ones who
seem to think they have a wrap on god tho...
Did you have the thumb checked out? I asked a friend and she said exposed bone is a bad
bad thing....
[lara croft] - 12:34am Dec 31, 2000 EST (#209 of 1012)
Depends on the context of the exposed bone.
NO ONE expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!! [SherrieG] - 04:03am Dec 31, 2000 EST (#210 of
1012)
Seems Kenny had a moment of madness and bought Dusty exacto knives for christmas.
She has apparently attempted to amputate a couple fingers.
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 06:08am Dec 31, 2000 EST (#211 of 1012)
ACCIDENTALLY.... I ACCIDENTALLY..... cut nearly the tip of my thumb off. It's really not that
bad, I scanned it on the DAVE thread
and it just looks worse than it really is...
[lara croft] - 01:50pm Dec 31, 2000 EST (#212 of 1012)
Watch out DUH, next thing you know they'll be trying to keep all sharp object away from you.
Is it infected yet?
The world is already overcrowded - Go home! [wardaddy] - 02:22pm Dec 31, 2000 EST (#213
of 1012)
Nah. She let the dog lick it clean.
[lara croft] - 06:08pm Dec 31, 2000 EST (#214 of 1012)
Ohhhhhhh, well then, why didn't you say so. That'll heal up, then, in no time at all. LOL cat
and dog licking is like neosporin and duct
tape, magic.
Endangered species...........................a [freeindividual] - 06:33pm Dec 31, 2000 EST (#215
of 1012)
wardaddy
Hoping things'll be good with the exam.
To everyone else, have a safe'n fun "Amateur Night." Questions? Sherrie'll know what I
mean. *G*
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 08:11pm Dec 31, 2000 EST (#216 of 1012)
iHateApple.com was hacked earlier this week, their site is closed temporarily for repairs, but
this is what it looked like hacked...
HILARIOUS!!
[lara croft] - 08:31pm Dec 31, 2000 EST (#217 of 1012)
Who says hackers have to be literate, eh? LOL
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 10:57pm Dec 31, 2000 EST (#218 of 1012)
Most aren't.... LOL
"....I'm all for fun & games, but this isn't funny at all. Whoever got in deleted everything.
Would you find it funny if someone had
deleted everything on your hard drive? I don't. If they had just inserted a message on the
front page, I'd laugh it off, but this is
serious. I'm getting the authorities involved, since they also deleted the store files. " -Russ
from IHateApple.com (off the Macaddict
Forums)...
A) Don't run wintel...
B) Always BACKUP.....
[lara croft] - 11:09pm Dec 31, 2000 EST (#219 of 1012)
Yeah, I don't think it's funny either. To me it's the same as coming into someone's home or
business and trashing the place, destroying
things, and then changing the locks so you can't get in to clean up and assess.
Not funny, at all.
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 11:30pm Dec 31, 2000 EST (#220 of 1012)
((((ooo... I think its funny))))
Oh, but its not right.
[lara croft] - 11:42pm Dec 31, 2000 EST (#221 of 1012)
Hummm, see, I don't think it's funny, any funnier than if I walked into my house and found it
trashed.
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 11:47pm Dec 31, 2000 EST (#222 of 1012)
((((((sorry. ido thinks its funny...)))))))))
Come and see the violence inherent in the system! [surferchicklet] - 11:47pm Dec 31, 2000
EST (#223 of 1012)
Duh thinks it's funny cause it's a mac/Windoze thing, Lara...
The opening page thing would have been funny, but messing with the hard drive was a little
mean.
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 12:23am Jan 1, 2001 EST (#224 of 1012)
its wrong of course... but still think its funny.... something can be wrong and still be funny. ....
wrong tho... wrong wrong wrong......
Although - one lesson to be learned ... BACKYOURSHITUP>...
Watch this space for clever comments [Noel1] - 12:30am Jan 1, 2001 EST (#225 of 1012)
Some people just lack the gene to understand that wrong can still be funny.
Or maybe some people lack the gene to understand that wrong isn't funny.
I'm still trying to figure it out.
But that was pretty damned funny.
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 12:33am Jan 1, 2001 EST (#226 of 1012)
im weak. i thought itwas funny.
[Bobbyc] - 12:34am Jan 1, 2001 EST (#227 of 1012)
... BACKYOURSHITUP
Duh,
Good advice for the New Year!
So is cleaning up your desk (When is the last time you look behind your monitor or behind the
computer :-)
I just did :-(
Happy New Year
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 12:36am Jan 1, 2001 EST (#228 of 1012)
thats funny too.
Come and see the violence inherent in the system! [surferchicklet] - 12:38am Jan 1, 2001
EST (#229 of 1012)
LOL, BACKYOURSHITUP...
Yeah... Noel, you might appreciate this.
A guy at the prison where I worked promised to come and see me when he got out... I went
to look up what he did, and see if I should be
concerned... he liked me he said..
So I look... And he lives several hours away...
He was there cause he robbed people he knew 2 times while stoned... He was of course
caught...had the house arrest thingy on his leg,
and called in a pizza after burning a blunt... robbed the pizza guy.
And was surprised when the cops found him sitting in his LR eating pizza and holding the
gun and the money bag in his lap... until
they pointed out the address on the pizza box.
I figured Maybe, just maybe, if I gave him a map to my house and put up signs he'd find me...
other than that. No worries.
so. that was wrong but funny. and maybe it's mean to laugh at him, but hey...
LOL
Come and see the violence inherent in the system! [surferchicklet] - 12:40am Jan 1, 2001
EST (#230 of 1012)
So is cleaning up your desk (When is the last time you look behind your monitor or
behind the computer :-)
I just did :-(
Jimmy Hoffa?
Happy New Year to you too...
Come and see the violence inherent in the system! [surferchicklet] - 12:54am Jan 1, 2001
EST (#231 of 1012)
I think the hamsters will be taking their nap anytime now...
Good night folks!
Susan [sjscruby] - 05:34am Jan 1, 2001 EST (#232 of 1012)
Happy New Year!!!
Come and see the violence inherent in the system! [surferchicklet] - 03:41pm Jan 1, 2001
EST (#233 of 1012)
Jeez Susan... You're up early...*S*
Happy New Year for all those with hangovers..LOL
Susan [sjscruby] - 07:50pm Jan 1, 2001 EST (#234 of 1012)
LOL, I know, SC---I went back to bed for a bit before I had to go to work. LOL
The world is already overcrowded - Go home! [wardaddy] - 04:39pm Jan 2, 2001 EST (#235
of 1012)
Got the report from the CAT Scan that I had last week. The two spots appear to be scarring,
not tumors. They gave me a clean bill of
health, but recommended that I come back for another one in three months just to make sure
that there isn't any change.
Now they tell me - after I cancelled the trip to SF.
Susan [sjscruby] - 07:15pm Jan 2, 2001 EST (#236 of 1012)
DARN---any chance you can re-schedule it??
And GREAT NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is an oxymoron really just a dumb bovine? [charolais] - 07:19pm Jan 2, 2001 EST (#237 of
1012)
YAY Wardaddy....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yeah, like Susan said... reschedule.
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 08:37pm Jan 2, 2001 EST (#238 of 1012)
You all that I sent that number to via email. That's my new ICQ number. Forgot to all. Mea
Cuplasss...
Come and see the violence inherent in the system! [surferchicklet] - 09:24pm Jan 2, 2001
EST (#239 of 1012)
You did say what it was... Already had it tho, 'member?
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 09:29pm Jan 2, 2001 EST (#240 of 1012)
oh. That's why they call me Duh...
Is an oxymoron really just a dumb bovine? [charolais] - 10:08pm Jan 2, 2001 EST (#241 of
1012)
me too.
Come and see the violence inherent in the system! [surferchicklet] - 10:16pm Jan 2, 2001
EST (#242 of 1012)
And we love ya for it.
Uh, me too...
BTW, I told the bro about your thumb insident and the porch thing and he laughed at me...
said we were a pair..LOL
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 10:21pm Jan 2, 2001 EST (#243 of 1012)
Did I tell you guys that the purple part dried up and fell off? It did.
Happy New Year, Amigos! [TacoBellDog] - 10:23pm Jan 2, 2001 EST (#244 of 1012)
I ate it.
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 10:24pm Jan 2, 2001 EST (#245 of 1012)
Youse a nasty little doggie, aren't you...
Come and see the violence inherent in the system! [surferchicklet] - 10:33pm Jan 2, 2001
EST (#246 of 1012)
LOL.. Well, they eat their own uke too...
So... what about the rest of the thumb?
Happy New Year, Amigos! [TacoBellDog] - 10:33pm Jan 2, 2001 EST (#247 of 1012)
No, I'm not a nasty dog at all.
It was kind of chewy, though.
Can I lick your hand now?
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 10:34pm Jan 2, 2001 EST (#248 of 1012)
******scratching doggie's ear******
Happy New Year, Amigos! [TacoBellDog] - 10:45pm Jan 2, 2001 EST (#249 of 1012)
(((((curling up in Duh's lap))))))
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 01:05am Jan 3, 2001 EST (#250 of 1012)
****offering little doggie some carmel corn***
***rubbing doggie' stummy***
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 03:41am Jan 3, 2001 EST (#251 of 1012)
Well, the links page is updated...
And a new format for the KOOK patrol. All in one post. So you can skip it or look at it without
trudging through post after post....
In honor of our new president...
Too much time, too care-beary an attitude...
I swear I've seen this guy in "Phantasm II"
The adventures of Mr. Wiggles...
Yes, Virgina, there are really people like this out there..
Don't worry, its not in the water.... at least I hope not...
A Tour of Toyoko toilets, what a vacation...
Profane but entertaining..
We wish you a merry anti-xmas..
EEEEEEEEE..
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 04:04am Jan 3, 2001 EST (#252 of 1012)
Yes. I am up and I am bored.
Also. PBS's Frontline is one the best show on the telly. Really.
I didn't vote for his daddy, either. [MsRobbie] - 04:16am Jan 3, 2001 EST (#253 of 1012)
I'm up too, Duh. I just baked some shortbread cookies; I get a real craving for those
sometimes.
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 04:20am Jan 3, 2001 EST (#254 of 1012)
OOOOO.... I love shortbread cookies. Why, again are you always up so late? I fo'got...
Hour of the WOLF, halfway done....
I didn't vote for his daddy, either. [MsRobbie] - 04:25am Jan 3, 2001 EST (#255 of 1012)
Duh, I'm up late because I'm a night owl. Some people are larks, some people are owls. I'm
an owl.
Unfortunately, I'm going to have to shape up pretty soon because I have some consulting
work to do, and most people seem to want to do
work in the daytime. I don't understand it, myself.
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 04:35am Jan 3, 2001 EST (#256 of 1012)
The guy who coin the term RAPTURE was a guy named JOHN DARBY... ooooo. Got to tell
Glen that. Frontline's show on Apocolyptical
literature is on and is one of the best things I've seen.
I too am a night owl. I liked the 5 day holiday vacation I had, and have been up every night
till about 7 or 8 in the morning. Although
tomorrow I have to go back to work.... eeeeps. I wish I had a night-night gig.
I didn't vote for his daddy, either. [MsRobbie] - 04:38am Jan 3, 2001 EST (#257 of 1012)
Welp, I think I should probably start getting with the program and go to bed. See you
tomorrow, Duh!
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 04:41am Jan 3, 2001 EST (#258 of 1012)
night...
Run Rudolph Run! [ex-glencarr] - 08:57am Jan 3, 2001 EST (#259 of 1012)
Consider me told! I like Frontline too but I forgot to tape it. Sounds like I missed an interesting
one.
Susan [sjscruby] - 10:52am Jan 3, 2001 EST (#260 of 1012)
I'm NOT a night-owl, but once in a while I act like one (when I go to bed early and wake up in
the middle of the night). I am, basically,
a morning person. Have NEVER been able to sleep late in the morning---even if I am up all
night, don't think I have ever slept past 8
or 8:30. Since I operate best on 7-8 hours, I HAVE to go to bed early to be able to function.
LOL
They're selling postcards of the hanging... [DaveGin] - 11:03am Jan 3, 2001 EST (#261 of
1012)
Would it be possible for the Phantasm guy to meet one of the bearded ladies?
I don't facial hair was on his list of important female criteria.
The world is already overcrowded - Go home! [wardaddy] - 11:34am Jan 3, 2001 EST (#262
of 1012)
There's a virus hoax making the rounds through email. I got one this morning and checked it
out at the Norton site. I confirmed that it
is a hoax.
It come as a "Bad virus" email and warns against any email entitled "Upgrade Internet 2."
Claims that here is a virus named
"perrin.exe" embedded in it. Both "Upgrade Internet 2" and "perrin.exe" are identified as
hoaxes by Norton. The link to the virus
hoax information on the Norton site is in the thread header of my thread, Internet Virus
Hoax." (Shameless ppormotion.)
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 08:04pm Jan 3, 2001 EST (#263 of 1012)
WHOOOOHOOOOO!!!!
It was iffy there for a while, but I'm HEADING FOR SAN FRANCISCO!!!! I'll even have a big
wad o' cash to buy stuff, and eat with!!!
Susan [sjscruby] - 08:08pm Jan 3, 2001 EST (#264 of 1012)
CONGRATS, Duh...give everyone HUGE hugs for those of us who can NOT be there. *ggg*
They're selling postcards of the hanging... [DaveGin] - 08:28pm Jan 3, 2001 EST (#265 of
1012)
We expect a full accounting of the gathering. All the dirt. All the wretched excess. Leave out
no detail.
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 08:35pm Jan 3, 2001 EST (#266 of 1012)
I promise, cross my heart, will tell every detail that I can consciously remember from the trip.....
They're selling postcards of the hanging... [DaveGin] - 08:41pm Jan 3, 2001 EST (#267 of
1012)
Uh, we might want to do a little better than what you can consciously remember.
Streaming video would be nice...
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 09:02pm Jan 3, 2001 EST (#268 of 1012)
Raw streaming video? HAHAHAHA. No seriously....
Letsee. For the first leg of my trip Darby has promised to party me hardy in LA. The Queen of
the Goths was going to take me to a Goth
Club or something? I dunno. It might be fun. Haven't had barbecued Goth in a long time.
Then I'll be heading up to Sherrie, and if
Babbling is still willing to lug me around on a wine tasting thing and get me happy on
fermented grapes, I can do that. Hopefully I'll
hit SF on the 10th or 11th - go to dinner or whatever with Dougie, then back home - if I go
the northern route, and hit some weird
little station in Montana, I'll be able to see Jim O. and FreeIndividy... WEEEEEEE.....
Come and see the violence inherent in the system! [surferchicklet] - 09:17pm Jan 3, 2001
EST (#269 of 1012)
Have a great time Duh!
And we can get details from the fellow partiers... You guys have to stay semi straight now...
(not you Duh)
Come and see the violence inherent in the system! [surferchicklet] - 10:16pm Jan 3, 2001
EST
(#270 of 1012)
Oooooooook...
Ya know... the Big Eyed site set off my zone alert like 7 times...
And EEEEEEEEEEE is right...
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 12:30am Jan 4, 2001 EST (#271 of 1012)
And Iowa, I can'cdt forget Iowa. If the CHooCHoo goes through IOWA on the way home I CAN
SEE CHAR!!!
[lara croft] - 12:48am Jan 4, 2001 EST (#272 of 1012)
Big Eyed site?
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 12:56am Jan 4, 2001 EST (#273 of 1012)
f2
i
b0
[lara croft] - 12:48am Jan 4, 2001 EST (#272 of 272)
Big Eyed site?
f1
i0
Oh, now I know who reads the kook patrols...
Go here, and clik on 'f1Too much time, too care-beary an attitude'f1... link....
[lara croft] - 12:59am Jan 4, 2001 EST (#274 of 1012)
LOL sorry. Most of the time I barely have enough time to cruise and potshot answers to my
biggest fans. LOL
One of these days I'm going to take a real vacation.
A REAL vacation is defined as a vacation where one doesn't go anywhere but stays home,
drinks, sleeps, eats,
(smokes cool shit, occasionally) and reads DUH's kook patrol. LOL
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 01:00am Jan 4, 2001 EST (#275 of 1012)
kisskiss...
Hey, Lara, want me to visit you on 'f1Duh'cds Love Brother Love Traveling Pathfinder Salvation
Tour'f1?
[lara croft] - 01:01am Jan 4, 2001 EST (#276 of 1012)
You bet.
Can you handle five cats sleeping with you?
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 01:08am Jan 4, 2001 EST (#277 of 1012)
Or we could just go to lunch...
[lara croft] - 01:18am Jan 4, 2001 EST (#278 of 1012)
LOL okay, do you like Iams or Fancy Feast?
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 01:37am Jan 4, 2001 EST (#279 of 1012)
Feline ala'cdorange with cherry sauce.... cat must be roasted till crispy...
[lara croft] - 01:39am Jan 4, 2001 EST (#280 of 1012)
And served over a bed of dog?
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 01:46am Jan 4, 2001 EST (#281 of 1012)
Only if it Chihauhau.... I do love my Mexican...
[lara croft] - 01:51am Jan 4, 2001 EST (#282 of 1012)
I said dog. No way a chihughahugha could be considered a dog.
Some dogs, just should be called cats.
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 05:25am Jan 4, 2001 EST (#283 of 1012)
Hey OJ, if you're out there. I have an animation piece I did in Livemotion, but my motion is
choppy. Is there
a way to smooth it out?
NO ONE expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!! [SherrieG] - 09:18am Jan 4, 2001 EST (#284 of
1012)
Methinks you should polish up the lear and drag ass out here so we can entertain Dusty
together. In our own
inimitable fashion, LOLOL!
Newly self-proclaimed PF resident crank... [guy montag] - 09:22am Jan 4, 2001 EST (#285 of
1012)
Now I definitely want pictures...
The world is already overcrowded - Go home! [wardaddy] - 10:00am Jan 4, 2001 EST (#286
of
1012)
Dusty
Check your mail. I just remembered how much money a travel agency saved me on my first
trip to Seattle.
They have discounts that the Amtrak ticket people don't know about and saved me over
$400.00 over what
Amtrak quoted me for my tickets. I went through the agency so that I could pick my ticket up
without
having to drive to Memphis and go into what was then a war zone, so I discovered this on a
fluke. Since then,
I've gone through an agency.
My ticket agent volunteered to cancel my tickets for me and thank God I let her. Took her all
day long to get
it done.
Happiness is a furry lapcat. [CooterBrown] - 10:45am Jan 4, 2001 EST (#287 of 1012)
Sherrie never has sent me the nekkid pics of Lara that she promised, so I'm not expecting
anything juicy out
of this tripe, either.
Of course with Dusty involved, that could change. *G*
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 07:44pm Jan 4, 2001 EST (#288 of 1012)
You know, I may surprise everyone in that you guys may meet me and find me rather mild
mannered and
quiet....
Susan [sjscruby] - 08:32pm Jan 4, 2001 EST (#289 of 1012)
....nawwwwwwww..........
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 08:38pm Jan 4, 2001 EST (#290 of 1012)
OH MY GOD....
Word of Advice....
MAKE YOUR RESERVATIONS
EARLY!!!!
I thought there would be NOBODY going on the choo choo so I didn't. BOY, did fares go
up....
Come and see the violence inherent in the system! [surferchicklet] - 08:41pm Jan 4, 2001
EST
(#291 of 1012)
Up how high, hon?
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 08:51pm Jan 4, 2001 EST (#292 of 1012)
Fares went up and availability is NILL, even if I wanted to pay the big fares...
****sigh***
Still cheaper than the airplane tho....
In the Savage Nation [SV_Doug] - 08:52pm Jan 4, 2001 EST (#293 of 1012)
Hi Duh,
Check your mac mail.
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 08:59pm Jan 4, 2001 EST (#294 of 1012)
HELLLLLLPPPPP!!!!
Newly self-proclaimed PF resident crank... [guy montag] - 09:00pm Jan 4, 2001 EST (#295 of
1012)
What's wrong, Duh?
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 09:02pm Jan 4, 2001 EST (#296 of 1012)
Duh is DUUUUMMMMMMBBBBBBB....
Newly self-proclaimed PF resident crank... [guy montag] - 09:03pm Jan 4, 2001 EST (#297 of
1012)
Now why would you say a thing like that?
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 09:15pm Jan 4, 2001 EST (#298 of 1012)
Oh, GUY, if you only knew....
Sherrie EMAIL ME and tell me how far you are away from LA - I don't think I'll be choo
chooing it to where
you are but I bet I could bamboozle a ride up to you from LA. I think...
Is an oxymoron really just a dumb bovine? [charolais] - 09:27pm Jan 4, 2001 EST (#299 of
1012)
what, ya gonna land in Bakersfield, CA or something???
Is an oxymoron really just a dumb bovine? [charolais] - 09:31pm Jan 4, 2001 EST (#300 of
1012)
had to do it, 300!
Newly self-proclaimed PF resident crank... [guy montag] - 09:33pm Jan 4, 2001 EST (#301 of
1012)
[shaking head]
You can take the girl out of the 100s, but you can't take the 100s out of the girl...
[ducking]
Susan [sjscruby] - 09:34pm Jan 4, 2001 EST (#302 of 1012)
heh...heh...heh...
Is an oxymoron really just a dumb bovine? [charolais] - 09:34pm Jan 4, 2001 EST (#303 of
1012)
You can take the girl out of the 100s, but you can't take the 100s out of the girl...
butthead.
Newly self-proclaimed PF resident crank... [guy montag] - 09:35pm Jan 4, 2001 EST (#304 of
1012)
That's MR. Butthead to you...
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 09:38pm Jan 4, 2001 EST (#305 of 1012)
OH GOD... Okay. Char, Free, Jim, I am doing good to get the choo choo availability I have
now, so I can't see
you guys. If there was anyway I could have turned back time and slapped the earlier me silly
when she said,
"No that's all right, I don't need reservations.." I would.
I am leaving the 7th getting to LA the 8th (going to spend a little bit more time with Darby
than I had
anticipated, hope she is all right with that.) From the 8th till about 1:15 on the 10th I'll be in
LA. Sherrie
needs to email me and we can work out how I can hitchhike to her house from Darb's and
back. I'll be in SF
the evening of the 10th through the 12th, so Dougie and I get together - maybe go to
MacWorld and see a
little of SF. I leave on the 12th, get back home at 2:30 in the morning (if I'm lucky) on the
14th..... WEEEEEE
what a long strange trip it'll be. Two things I learned:
BOOK EARLY
PRAY.
Last year I said I would take steps not to say this again this year, but since I didn't, I am
going to have to
say, "This trip is gonna kill me yet..."
If worse comes to worse, I'll party in the Train Station, (I know, I know, its not the gala shindig
that happens
in airports around the country, but hey, I'm a simple country gal...)
Run Rudolph Run! [ex-glencarr] - 09:40pm Jan 4, 2001 EST (#306 of 1012)
Even though we disagree on so much, have a nice time Duh. Bring lots of dough & film.
[oldvet] - 09:45pm Jan 4, 2001 EST (#307 of 1012)
Duh, Have a nice safe trip.
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 09:55pm Jan 4, 2001 EST (#308 of 1012)
Oh, thank you all. Lord knows, I'll need a vacation from my vacation...
[lara croft] - 09:57pm Jan 4, 2001 EST (#309 of 1012)
Are you talking January 7th?????
Good Gawd, you'd better be packing as we speak.
Run Rudolph Run! [ex-glencarr] - 09:59pm Jan 4, 2001 EST (#310 of 1012)
I'm going to DC on the 20th.
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 10:00pm Jan 4, 2001 EST (#311 of 1012)
Packing? All I needs is two pairs o' underwear and a teethbrush...
[lara croft] - 10:00pm Jan 4, 2001 EST (#312 of 1012)
Gonna get to see the swearing in, Glen?
Susan [sjscruby] - 10:01pm Jan 4, 2001 EST (#313 of 1012)
TWO pairs???? Why????
[lara croft] - 10:04pm Jan 4, 2001 EST (#314 of 1012)
If you didn't wear underwear, you'd be able to cut your packing down by half.
LOL trust me.
Run Rudolph Run! [ex-glencarr] - 10:05pm Jan 4, 2001 EST (#315 of 1012)
Yup, Lara! I missed the last two (for some reason...) but I look forward to this one. I have
vacation time in
April. I'm thinking Mexico or Italy.
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 10:08pm Jan 4, 2001 EST (#316 of 1012)
f2
i
b0
Susan [sjscruby] - 10:01pm Jan 4, 2001 EST (#313 of 315)
TWO pairs???? Why????
f1
i0
A pair to wear on my head and a pair to bribe the Kansas Border Guard to allow me to leave
the state.
Man o man. Whahizface is gonna be home with three co-dependant, neurosis ridden doggies
for a whole
week... hahahahh.
Run Rudolph Run! [ex-glencarr] - 10:11pm Jan 4, 2001 EST (#317 of 1012)
Can't he set them loose?
Come and see the violence inherent in the system! [surferchicklet] - 10:23pm Jan 4, 2001
EST
(#318 of 1012)
GASP?!?
No!
Duhoney... I have a cousin in LA who before her marriage to an guy from like,... Indiana, was
a wild one..(We
get along great...LOL)
Let me mail her mom and get her address and see what's shaking... and see if any of my old
buds are in LA
right now...
You wouldn't mind hanging out with some Deadheads would you?
LOL
Come and see the violence inherent in the system! [surferchicklet] - 10:24pm Jan 4, 2001
EST
(#319 of 1012)
And tell Whatizname not to let the doggies eat the vermin!
[lara croft] - 10:29pm Jan 4, 2001 EST (#320 of 1012)
Way cool, Glen, and even more cool if your guy's taking the oath.
I highly recommend Italy, but stay out of the big cities unless you are looking for the touristy-
like crowds and
rockin' night life. Woo whooo whoo
Forte dei Marmi, a nifty little beach town, great for relaxation. Virtually no other tourists in
sight, other than
rich Italians on vacation.
Great food, some shopping, and the Italian version of a swap meet in the park on Sundays
with a little night life
in the town square.
Run Rudolph Run! [ex-glencarr] - 10:33pm Jan 4, 2001 EST (#321 of 1012)
Well, it's April so the tourists shouldn't be too bad. I went to Ireland last year at the same time
& it was
like having the country to myself! I'll look up Forte dei Marmi. Since it would be my first time in
Italia, I'd
have to see Roma, Venezia & Firenze.
[lara croft] - 10:44pm Jan 4, 2001 EST (#322 of 1012)
You're gonna be really disappointed in Venezia, Glen. It's pretty dirty, these days. Stay on
the Lido away
from the crowds and the dirt, and catch a water taxi to San Marcos when you want to go
over. I can highly
recommend a hotel on the Lido. It's awesome.
The Villa Mabapa.
It's a converted Italian summer home and every room is different. It has a large veranda type
area in the
front, across from the beach with a bartender catering to your every wish. (Moreno, was the
bartender when
I was last there). It's a short walk from some good restaurants, and some shopping. It's quiet,
cool, very
clean, very classy and only about 1/4 mile from the water taxi to San Marcos (The main part
of Venice.)
Firenze, ohman, the jewelry shopping on the Ponte Vecci. My favorite part of Florence was
The David. It is
mind blowing. I spent almost two hours just sitting, looking at it, getting up, sitting in a
different spot and
looking some more. Awesome. I could spend hours and hours just looking at the detail, and I
plan on it.
Only reason to go to Rome is to see the Vatican then get the hell out and head somewhere
else, wine country
maybe. LOL
Run Rudolph Run! [ex-glencarr] - 10:50pm Jan 4, 2001 EST (#323 of 1012)
The Vatican, of course. The other two cities would be for the museums. I assume they drive
on the right side
of teh road? I'd like to pop in on San Marino & see what's shaking in that lil country. I have 8
days
including travel from JFK so I have tos et up an itinerary quickly if that's my choice.
[lara croft] - 10:58pm Jan 4, 2001 EST (#324 of 1012)
Yeah, they do drive on the right side. You can go to like, AAA and get an international
driver's license for
about $10.
What is really cool is that there must be some kind of major punishment for those who drive
on the left side
of the road because no one does. They pass on the left and are in such a hurry to get back
over they will cut
you off. If you get out in the left lane to pass, you'd better get over the minute someone
comes up behind you
or they will be on your ass, honking and carrying on and don't be caught hanging out in the
left lane any
longer than it takes to pass someone.
I love that.
Lots and lots of toll booths, carry small bills.
They have cool roadside rest things, though. You can get gas, go to the restroom, and grab
a bite of something
if you are hungry, all in the same building. Very modern.
I love the Italians. They are great people. Friendly and helpful and they like Americans. If you
don't speak
the language, it's okay, they'll laugh and have a good time, but find a way to get you what
you are asking for.
America: We can't count worth a damn, but we have enough nukes to turn your country
into a puddle of molten glass. [Nigel] - 11:00pm Jan 4, 2001 EST (#325 of 1012)
Re: Italy
The mosaics at Ravenna are well worth a visit.
Run Rudolph Run! [ex-glencarr] - 11:00pm Jan 4, 2001 EST (#326 of 1012)
I speak very little Italian. I forgot to mention that I might stop in London for a day & a half. I
love London.
Hell, I love AAA! Now, I'm starting to get excited about this trip! Who needs Mexico again?
LOL
Run Rudolph Run! [ex-glencarr] - 11:00pm Jan 4, 2001 EST (#326 of 1012)
I speak very little Italian. I forgot to mention that I might stop in London for a day & a half. I love
London.
Hell, I love AAA! Now, I'm starting to get excited about this trip! Who needs Mexico again? LOL
Run Rudolph Run! [ex-glencarr] - 11:01pm Jan 4, 2001 EST (#327 of 1012)
Ravenna? I'll add that to the list of possibilities! Thanks!
[lara croft] - 11:04pm Jan 4, 2001 EST (#328 of 1012)
What part of the country is Ravenna, Nigel?
You don't need to speak Italian, Glen. It helps, but it isn't required. They don't speak much English, but
that doesn't seem to be a problem. Besides, they are good sports about it. Italian is such an easy language to
pick up that within a day or two you have learned to make your wishes known. It's the most fun language
to
speak. You get to wave your arms around and the lilting quality of the language is fascinating.
LOL don't try to substitute Spanish for Italian because it doesn't translate as you intended. Trust me on
this one. LOL
The David is a must. Of all things of culture (versus party time) The David is the most awe inspiring thing
I've ever seen.
Yeah, London is my favorite city. I've been there, a zillion times and I never get enough and each time is as
if I'm seeing it for the first time. I love London.
Run Rudolph Run! [ex-glencarr] - 11:06pm Jan 4, 2001 EST (#329 of 1012)
LOL As long as I learn "bank" "bathroom" & "the check"!
[lara croft] - 11:12pm Jan 4, 2001 EST (#330 of 1012)
LOL they have walk up versatel machines ( I know this).
Bathrooms are clearly marked and in Italy they never rush a meal so if you want your check you have to
stop
your waiter and ask for it. They will let you sit at the table for hours without bringing you the check. You
have to almost force them to do that. LOL But, it's not hard to get your point across that you want the
check.
I learned right away the levels of dining in Italy.
Pizzaria, trattatoria and restaurante.
The pizzas are nothing like I've ever seen. I hate pizza, but I loved theirs.
Pizzarias are inexpensive little drop-in cafes.
Trattatorias(sp) are a step up, they have pasta and pizza.
Restaurantes are the expensive, fine food, fine wine, establishments.
And Italy was some of the best eating I've ever had.
America: We can't count worth a damn, but we have enough nukes to turn your country
into a puddle of molten glass. [Nigel] - 11:13pm Jan 4, 2001 EST (#331 of 1012)
What part of the country is Ravenna, Nigel?
It's on the Adriatic coast about a 100km south of Venezia. The only reason to visit are the breathtaking
mosaics that date back to the 400s and 500s.
[Oregon_Jim] - 11:13pm Jan 4, 2001 EST (#332 of 1012)
Duh
Regarding your inquiry a few posts back about "smoothing out" your Adobe Livemotion animation - try
this.
Open the "Timeline" and then select the various "Keyframe" diamond icons in the specific "Timeline" -
"Shift-Click" to get all of them included, okay?
Once they're selected go up to "Timeline" deal on the "Menu Bar" and first select "Ease In" and then "Ease
Out" - that should help considerably.
Sadly Adobe Livemotion (or Macromedia Flash) do not have a "Tween" command like you find in either
Adobe ImageReady or Macromedia Fireworks - but the process I've outlined should help considerably.
Also go to http://www.adobe.com and look for the Tutorials for Livemotion - there are quite a few good
ideas
on getting the animation to look like you are wanting.
Hope that helps.
Peace.
[lara croft] - 11:14pm Jan 4, 2001 EST (#333 of 1012)
100 miles south of Venice? I must have past it quite a few times and never knew.
I'm going to keep it in mind for October (when we are going back, again)
If you return (and I bet you will) Glen, after your initial trip, you have to look into renting a villa in the
wine country. You can use it as your base. It's awesome and if you travel with more than three or four
people, the only way to go.
Run Rudolph Run! [ex-glencarr] - 11:15pm Jan 4, 2001 EST (#334 of 1012)
And san Marino is right between Firenze & Ravenna! Man, I'm mapping out this trip on TOL!
[lara croft] - 11:17pm Jan 4, 2001 EST (#335 of 1012)
You're gonna have a terrific time. Italy rocks.
Just keep in mind that the country closes down about 1 p.m. every day and doesn't reopen until about 4:30
or 5. You can take this opportunity to nap or drink, whatever is your preference.
Dinner doesn't start until well after 9 p.m. and can last until midnight. From midnight on is veranda
drinking, people watching time or for dancing.
The country doesn't open up until after 9 a.m. and in 50% of the case, closer to 10:00.
LOL ohman, that's a lifestyle I could live.
America: We can't count worth a damn, but we have enough nukes to turn your country
into a puddle of molten glass. [Nigel] - 11:20pm Jan 4, 2001 EST (#336 of 1012)
100 miles south of Venice?
100 kilometers... my atlas is metric; that's about 60 miles.
[Oregon_Jim] - 11:20pm Jan 4, 2001 EST (#337 of 1012)
1 meter = 6/10's of a mile.
[lara croft] - 11:22pm Jan 4, 2001 EST (#338 of 1012)
f2
i
b0
America: We can't count worth a damn, but we have enough nukes to turn your country into
a puddle of molten glass. [Nigel] - 11:20pm Jan 4, 2001 EST (#336 of 337)
100 miles south of Venice? 100 kilometers... my atlas is metric; that's about 60 miles.
f1
i0 Ahhhh, closer yet. Cool, I'd like to see that.
America: We can't count worth a damn, but we have enough nukes to turn your country
into a puddle of molten glass. [Nigel] - 11:28pm Jan 4, 2001 EST (#339 of 1012)
I found a website with pictures of the mosaics, but they really don't do them justice. It's really quite
someting to gaze upon beautiful artwork dating back 1500 years.
http://www.hp.uab.edu/image_archive/ulj/uljc.html
The visit to Ravenna was my favorite part of that trip which is quite something considering that the
Christian subject matter of the mosaics means nothing to me.
[lara croft] - 11:35pm Jan 4, 2001 EST (#340 of 1012)
Those are cool.
Italian artists are outstanding. I love going to the museums of the places I travel, but I REALLY love the
Italian artists. The sculptures are magnificent.
Forte dei Marmi (the little coastal village I mentioned) means Fort of Marble. There is a ton of marble
there,
they like mine it or something, and the artists used the biggest pieces to form sculpture. It's wonderful.
America: We can't count worth a damn, but we have enough nukes to turn your country
into a puddle of molten glass. [Nigel] - 11:38pm Jan 4, 2001 EST (#341 of 1012)
Oh yeah, and I heartily agree about the statue of David. We first saw the fake that sits outside where the
original used to be, and I was thinking to myself, "jeez, what's all the fuss about." But, OHMYGOD! the
original... unbefreakinglievable!
[lara croft] - 11:44pm Jan 4, 2001 EST (#342 of 1012)
Yeah, luckily we wandered onto the fake AFTER seeing the orginial.
I was in such awe I couldn't take my eyes off it. I spent 30 minutes examining the nail beds. Hell I looked
at
it for almost an hour before I realized he was naked and anatomically correct.
It gave me chills, I couldn't leave. I imagined the model, I imagined the magnificent talent it took to carve
that hunk of marble into something so awe inspiring, so detailed, so wonderful. The more I looked, the
more
I saw. Just as I was about to leave, I'd discover something I'd missed before and I didn't want to leave
having
missed one little thing.
After viewing The David, that was all we could talk about for hours. We went over to the Duomo, sat in
the
square for hours, drinking wine and talking about The David. Wen then retired to the hotel rooftop garden
and continued drinking wine and talking about the David. We talked about it all through dinner and back on
the rooftop bar that night. The next day we still talked about the David. All of us had glassy eyes, faraway
looks and rosie cheeks as if we'd witnessed something truly miraculous and would be touched forever by it,
which we did, and were. To this day I can't think about The David with out getting misty and goose
bumpy.
Truly awesome.
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 12:54am Jan 5, 2001 EST (#343 of 1012)
Tenkq Jim.
***shiver*** tutorials.....
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 12:54am Jan 5, 2001 EST (#343 of 1012)
Tenkq Jim.
***shiver*** tutorials.....
I love you all, but could I have my "e" back? [edrieanne] - 04:37pm Jan 5, 2001 EST (#344 of
1012)
hi, all! Happy new year!
Have been off boards for a few - working and flu kept me away. Wardaddy, glad all is ok! Haven't been able
to check msn for a bit - not on hard line and can't remember my "assigned" password - so until I get back to
house, no msn for me! Could you send email addy to edrieanne@yahoo.com - I didn't file it on yahoo, only
msn.
Duh, Susieque & I are checking to find out if a time and place is set for SF - we still plan to be there to
greet you and Doug. Let me know via yahoo or boards - will be back online tonite to check. Looking
forward
to meeting you both.
Got to go pick up some jewelry being made, so I'll be back later - especially to fulfill that bet to
Blackricco.
Enjoy your day, folks, talk to you later.
Susan [sjscruby] - 06:32pm Jan 5, 2001 EST (#345 of 1012)
Good to see you, Edri...we were worried.
NO ONE expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!! [SherrieG] - 08:42pm Jan 5, 2001 EST (#346 of 1012)
Duh, check your email.
And call me if ya want, I sent ya the number. I'm at home.
NO ONE expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!! [SherrieG] - 08:42pm Jan 5, 2001 EST (#346 of 1012)
Duh, check your email.
And call me if ya want, I sent ya the number. I'm at home.
Come and see the violence inherent in the system! [surferchicklet] - 01:31am Jan 6, 2001 EST
(#347 of 1012)
Night folks...
Have a good one!
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 01:38am Jan 6, 2001 EST (#348 of 1012)
Hey ShERRIe I'm home now. Is this a good time to call???
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 01:44am Jan 6, 2001 EST (#349 of 1012)
Okee doke. I have where we are going to have din-din... Email me and I'll tell ya where... Unless you guys
think I should post it.????
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 03:20am Jan 6, 2001 EST (#350 of 1012)
It is just SCARY how all this trip thingy is turning out!! It's frightening to think just how fun this is.
Just
got off the phone with two of you, and it gonna be sum party...
Three things to remember guys and gals who will be partying with me...
I need to not brawl with strangers.
I need not to go to jail.
I NEED to keep my clothes on...
In the Savage Nation [SV_Doug] - 03:48am Jan 6, 2001 EST (#351 of 1012)
Hi Duh,
Check your mail. All conditions will be met. LOL
I love you all, but could I have my "e" back? [edrieanne] - 05:53am Jan 6, 2001 EST (#352 of
1012)
morning, duh.
Just checking in to see if arrangements are set for SF - susie queue emailed me and asked if I knew what
was
planned. I haven't heard from you so I thought I'd ask if anything has been set, or is this an invitation only
get together?
[BillCostley] - 07:07am Jan 6, 2001 EST (#353 of 1012)
Wh@thell is di@betic ch@t?
NO ONE expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!! [SherrieG] - 01:59pm Jan 6, 2001 EST (#354 of 1012)
Go read Duffy and karianne, Bill.
The world is already overcrowded - Go home! [wardaddy] - 04:02pm Jan 6, 2001 EST (#355 of
1012)
There's a virus hoax going around via email along with a variant of the old Happy99 virus. I just got both,
but Norton AV 2001 sniffed out the real one and my bullshit detector sniffed out the other one.
Don't open any attachments from anyone that you don't know. When Norton told me about the virus
embedded in an attachment, I just directed Norton to whack it without going to the message to see who sent
it.
The hoax is about the "Klingeman virus," a real virus that is supposed to kill you after you opwn the
envelope that it's in. You can read about it here
http://www.picosearch.com/cgi-bin/ts.pl and here
http://www.picosearch.com/cgi-bin/ts.pl. These are two sites that keep up with internet hoaxes. Mine was
ssent by DFBJAB517@aol.com.
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 05:14pm Jan 6, 2001 EST (#356 of 1012)
lost your email edrie. send me one and I can tell you where/when we are doing the thinging. I got to go
now.
busy...byet
What a long, strange trip it's been... [M.Rose] - 05:48pm Jan 6, 2001 EST (#357 of 1012)
Hey Duh, sorry we haven't been able to keep up w/ your itinerary, and didn't realize you were going to be in
LA for a couple of days until just now when I caught up. Today is the last of the
birthdays/anniversaries/Christmas to-do.
I doubt we can show you anything as far-out as Darby has planned, but Union Station would be a much
cooler place to party than LAX. Phillipe's (home of the original French Dip sandwich,) is right across the
street, and if you want Mexican food, Olvera street is a short block away. I think they put some
fancy-schmantzy restaurant in the station itself, too, but can't vouch for that one.
If you want to meet a couple of your latest Church of Duh members, e-mail us at IMKLROY@aol, or
MaryRose@Innocent.com and we'll buy you & Darby lunch or something. And do remember your Actifed.
The Santa Anas have been blowin'. *G* We'll give ya a phone number via e-mail.....
Susan [sjscruby] - 06:13pm Jan 6, 2001 EST (#358 of 1012)
uh, Ray---this is what I get when I try your links:
"Improper Call to PicoSearch
You have reached the PicoSearch Search Engine hosting service. Please contact the webmaster for the site
which has called PicoSearch. Their HTML code has not properly accessed any Search Engine account in our
files. Thankyou."
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 06:16pm Jan 6, 2001 EST (#359 of 1012)
I have to go now. But, I"ll be back to check email before I leave and send the dinner plans to anybody who
wants them and write down any and all numbers I need to call from people so email me for all this - has to
get to me by 2 am Central time, then I'll answer.
I don't know if I should post the when/where of the restaurant get together. Dougie can do it if it is a
good idea. I don't have good judgement when it comes to stuff like that. But if you email me, I'll send you
all the details!!! I'll email you Rose. Please post before the 11th if you have any inkling on coming to
dinner,
we can expand the reservations. I'm just doing good to get my ass outta here on time...
Susan [sjscruby] - 06:17pm Jan 6, 2001 EST (#360 of 1012)
Have a WONDERFUL trip, duh---and keep us posted (or have someone else do that). ;)
What a long, strange trip it's been... [M.Rose] - 06:54pm Jan 6, 2001 EST (#361 of 1012)
Oh, and edrie, it's nice to see you back online. Your legal threads were a godsend when we wanted to keep
up
and didn't have a whole lot of time to wade through the partisan stuff on other threads. In case we haven't
already thanked you for all the research/transcription, thanks. *G*
Hope you did a better Christmas business than the big guys.
The world is already overcrowded - Go home! [wardaddy] - 07:39pm Jan 6, 2001 EST (#362 of
1012)
OK, I hear that my links to the places giving the skinny on the "Klinger virus hoax" email thing, so here
they are again - and I checked them out:
http://www.snopes2.com/toxins/klinger.htm
http://stiller.com/klinger.htm
I love you all, but could I have my "e" back? [edrieanne] - 07:42pm Jan 6, 2001 EST (#363 of
1012)
morning - uh, evening? all!
thanks for kind words, mrose, but the real credit goes to wardaddy, serious, cooter, tree, shroom and all who
helped bring some impartial critical analysis! Hope we'll do more threads like that one!
I'm bummed that by the time I got back online, the threads had dropped from the screen. but what a feast
they were!
Christmas selling season for the shortened week that it was actually reaped more than I had expected, but
the real surprise is this week! Hopefully, it will continue - the surprise is that it has been the bigger ticket
items that moved - diamonds, heavy gold and feelers for good pearls to be delivered in a few months.
Offer still stands to anyone who wants a guided tour of the Giftcenter/Jewelry Mart (with PF fringies to buy
wholesale from the place). Just let me know. It opens at 10a and closes at 5p and the "Please don't hit your
head on the glass" sign is still up on the window of the showroom with the 3 1/2 carat diamond ring.
Meantime, I'll hopefully be seeing yall at least a couple of times a week!
later - "breakfast" calls! (JUST getting up after a LOOOooooooonnnnnng nite selling!)
Susan [sjscruby] - 07:44pm Jan 6, 2001 EST (#364 of 1012)
Uh, Ray...both links say they are hoaxes---there IS no such virus???
Run Rudolph Run! [ex-glencarr] - 07:46pm Jan 6, 2001 EST (#365 of 1012)
LOL Edrie, the reason those threads dropped off was becuase the USSC finally ended the whole mess.
The world is already overcrowded - Go home! [wardaddy] - 07:50pm Jan 6, 2001 EST (#366 of
1012)
Susan
That's what they are and that's how I reported them Sorry if there was any confusion.
Susan [sjscruby] - 08:10pm Jan 6, 2001 EST (#367 of 1012)
Sorry, wardaddy...I must have misunderstood. I thought that you were reporting an actual virus. *g*
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 12:07am Jan 7, 2001 EST (#368 of 1012)
Hey everybody!! I got another fan letter (from a reader/site explorer) who liked my little cyberhome and my
little cyberrants. Cool, ain't it? That makes TWO. I'm averaging one a year. By the time I die, maybe I'll be
up to six....
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 12:07am Jan 7, 2001 EST (#369 of 1012)
yeah. yeah. I'm supposed to be packing...
Is an oxymoron really just a dumb bovine? [charolais] - 01:13am Jan 7, 2001 EST (#370 of 1012)
then get to packin'.
you coming my way on your return trip? I forgot what you plan on doing. Email me and let me know,
okay?
I'll put flannel sheets on the extra bed.
I love you all, but could I have my "e" back? [edrieanne] - 01:20am Jan 7, 2001 EST (#371 of
1012)
chooooooooo chooooooooooooooooo!
ridin' the rails
rollin' the track,
keep on forward
ain't no goin' back
rockin' clackin'
swayin' scene
watchin' trees
grass fields green
mountain high
and country grand
nothin' prettier
in all the land
travel fast and
travel slow
ridin' the rails
is the way to go!
Have a GREAT trip! Duh!
Come and see the violence inherent in the system! [surferchicklet] - 01:23am Jan 7, 2001 EST
(#372 of 1012)
I think she said she couldn't get a reservation back thru there, Char... or to see Free or JO... She was mad
cause she waited too late not expecting it to get as crowded and expensive as it did...
That was the last I heard at least...
Bill... Chat that makes your teeth itch and a shot or two of insulin required...
Have a safe and fun if you can both at the same timetrip Duh!!
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 01:50pm Jan 8, 2001 EST (#373 of 1012)
Just dropping in from California. BTW, I am NEVER spending 30 hours on a phuking train again...
Don't nibble my raccoon [BARRY F SULLIVAN] - 02:59pm Jan 8, 2001 EST (#374 of 1012)
But it was something to tell your kids about.....
Cats=good jogging partners-you have to carry them. [wardaddy] - 03:36pm Jan 8, 2001 EST
(#375 of 1012)
Dusty
do like I do. Get a compartment. Your meals come with the ticket price, too.
Run Rudolph Run! [ex-glencarr] - 03:59pm Jan 8, 2001 EST (#376 of 1012)
Planes, people, planes!
Come and see the violence inherent in the system! [surferchicklet] - 09:29pm Jan 8, 2001 EST
(#377 of 1012)
The whole idea was to see the scenery, drink and ride in comfort, Glen... that didn't work out?
Glad you got there in one piece hon... Have fun!
Cats=good jogging partners-you have to carry them. [wardaddy] - 09:55pm Jan 8, 2001 EST
(#378 of 1012)
Why would anyone go by plane? People on trains aren't in a hurry and are unfailingly pleasant. People in
airposts are in a hurry and stressed. They aren't very plesant - in fact, they are usually a$$holeI'll
continue to travel by train, f**k you very much.
Happiness is a furry lapcat. [CooterBrown] - 09:55pm Jan 8, 2001 EST (#379 of 1012)
You out there Dusty?
Kewl! Somebody notify the SWAT teams. ;-)
[LaughingBoy] - 12:47am Jan 9, 2001 EST (#380 of 1012)
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BTW, I am NEVER spending 30 hours on a phuking train again...
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That mean you are flying back...or staying?...lol. Glad you at least made it to lala. You are missed already!!
Keep us posted,k? (One big hugnsmooch, and three wet tongues...)
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest... [Duh_] - 12:52am Jan 9, 2001 EST (#381 of 1012)
We are going to see Sherrie tomorrow and stay with her. Darb's making calls and she needs to pack.
Poor Darb is mildly freaking. She is a wild, wunderbar, woman, tho. Glad I made the trip.
Will see Sherrie, and that will more than make up for the trip in Satan's handcart up here...
Thanks for the joy you're giving me [ex-glencarr] - 06:42am Jan 9, 2001 EST (#382 of 1012)
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" f**k you very much."
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You're welcome, WD.
[kariannhopes] - 06:45am Jan 9, 2001 EST (#383 of 1012)
Glen, I have always thought you were such a gentleman! My...my.
Thanks for the joy you're giving me [ex-glencarr] - 06:47am Jan 9, 2001 EST (#384 of 1012)
LOL Kari, check out the quotes marks. Then scroll back.
[kariannhopes] - 07:23am Jan 9, 2001 EST (#385 of 1012)
I have to believe there are some Republicans who are gentlemen! Or is it some gentlemen who are
Republicans! *G*
Cats=good jogging partners-you have to carry them. [wardaddy] - 10:32am Jan 9, 2001 EST
(#386 of 1012)
The "City of New Orleans," an Amtrak train derailed in Memphis the other day. The ground was hurt but
the
passengers and crew are OK. A little rattled but not in pieces like after an airplane bumps into it at high
speed.
Altitude not good for fragile humans. Besides, airplanes are too damned heavy to hold up for six hours or
more between here and Skedaddle.
Trains be good.
PF's resident 'cranky pain in the butt'... [guy montag] - 10:34am Jan 9, 2001 EST (#387 of 1012)
wardaddy
The "City of New Orleans," an Amtrak train derailed in Memphis the other day. The ground
was hurt but the passengers and crew are OK. A little rattled but not in pieces like after
an airplane bumps into it at high speed.
Isn't that the train that's the subject of an Arlo Guthrie song?
Cats=good jogging partners-you have to carry them. [wardaddy] - 10:48am Jan 9, 2001 EST
(#388 of 1012)
That's the one, only Steve Goodman wrote it.
Think I'll try to work on that one while I wait for my "new" 1967 Martin 0-16NY "New Yorker" to get
here.
UPS says that it got to Batesvill at 7:45 this AM. I should have it by 11:00AM or so.
PF's resident 'cranky pain in the butt'... [guy montag] - 10:51am Jan 9, 2001 EST (#389 of 1012)
That's the one, only Steve Goodman wrote it.
I thought so... Of course, now that song is stuck in my head...
"Good mornin' America, how are you?
Don't you know me? I'm your native son!
I'm the train they call the City of New Orleans
I'll be gone 500 miles when the day is done"
Of course, there are worse songs to have stuck in one's head...
Think I'll try to work on that one while I wait for my "new" 1967 Martin 0-16NY "New
Yorker" to get here. UPS says that it got to Batesvill at 7:45 this AM. I should have it by
11:00AM or so.
Sure, rub it in...
I'll go find my 30 year old Harmony in my attic, the one with only three strings... :)
Th