
Truth has a luster in my mind,
And truth is best when well-defined;
But shouting tongues may ambuscade
Truth, hiding it in obscure shade.
January, 1740
black slaves in Charleston plan to revolt,
some cotton planters there are much harangued;
without due process, injustice gets jolt
its noose tight knotted; fifty blacks be hanged
whistling wind whining voice worrisome breeze
reforming prairie sand bothering trees
thou bringest leave to my fair weather friend
summer is over but love does not end
1740
Florida forts on the river, San Juan
Oglethorpe takes with his tribal truce pawn;
civilian settlement, St. Augustine,
turns back fierce killing force hostile and lean.
soft ears coat shine liquid pup
sleeps the morning hours up
creaking door puts her on pins
alert now her torso spins
1740
Naturalization takes seven years;
Citizenship act in Parliament clears.
One colony's member belongs to all;
How else to expedite boundary brawl?
the hands of beauty envelop my mind
with mother's soft sunglow smile, warming kind
joy in the dear newborn sun's shining love
watersong melody wafting above
earth round
declivitous sand rolling down to sea
magnificent land rising from the lea
majestical mount ruling o'er the plain
innocuous fount evading high reign
deciduous ash punctuating spruce
xeriscapel stash riding fall's caboose
salubrious herb bringing faunal health
androgynous herd learning panther stealth
miraculous gleam springing from a source
circuitous stream quencing all in course
declivitous sand rolling down to sea
magnificent land rising from the lea
quiet meditation in loving heart
working gossamer thread on linen start
displaying bravura with gentle goal
disclosing contemplative thoughtful soul
There's a place in France
Where the women wear no pants
And the men go around picking-up rocks off the ground.
I hate to talk about your mother,
She's a good ol' soul
She's got a buckskin belly and a rubber asshole
The nipples on her tits are as big as my balls
But the stench from her pussy would make a dead man crawl
anyone here have a comment on the new poet laureate of the USA appointed last month?
his name is Stanley Kunitz.
he was born in 1905. He is 95 yrs of age!
a poet laureate who is 95 years old! this must make the guiness book of records.
he was "interviewed" on the PBS Newshour program tonight.
p.s. i do not think he would appreciate some of the "poems" on this thread. 0:(
the stars from the porch
there once lived a wise man taught by world war
whose granddaughter, young and unlearned, thus far
would sit at his feet and hang on his word
his musical voice was all that she heard
he told her of fam'ly, loyalty, love
he told her of rightness and God above
but mostly he led her to reach with mind
she found him to be the tolerant kind
she listened well to his five-octave song
to cast off burden and do no one wrong
her best mem'ry of him was not of wars
but his rev'rence of God's luminous stars
he pointed to each one, quoting its name,
telling its story and what gave it fame
she thought him merry, a fountain of truth
later she blessed him for guiding her youth
she then did not know all ends at a length;
but looking back on his care gave her strength
may we be lit with our grandfather's torch
like as the star names we learned on the porch
1740
Famine in Ireland caused immigration
Exiting Europe became sensation
New Jersey Belgian glassblowers brought o'er
Commerce and class to America's shore.
England gave Georgia good growth deal makers;
Land charters grew to two thousand acres.
Massachusetts colony's new land loans:
Sterling for promises, bad for the bones!
o delicate bud when red petal crush't
in dying as life thy love's fragrance rush't
into his hand whose senses perfume rose
to kiss the tyrant who would thee dispose!
Going for visit, MIL's 80th bd. Back Sept 14.
Won't some of ye quip a little rime?
It takes a moment but is worth the time.
Angry red and shiny tight...
The pus filled blister festers, bright.
You squeeze and poke with all your might,
But still the zit lives through the night.
through the cool of night, through the warmth of day
Dominique was left at the vet's to stay
white is her short coat, spotted with black paint
happy and trusting but she's never faint!
simple and cheerful as true friend can be
forever making assignments carefree
she takes face wrinkles and smoothes them down
she makes a smiley face out of a frown
think I will keep her providing that she
continues loving to come home to me
serpentine waterway trapezoid field
rounded horizon hazily revealed
too many smokestacks pumping out potions
o'er all the lands and above the oceans
someone should stop up the spewers of fumes
the fallout that comes from poisonous plumes
descending to ending the earth we know
making mutant genes in all life below
watching meandering twists in the stream
floating above them in silvery dream
reading a paper decrying a leak
of sewer water gone into a creek
spreading a virus to innocent fish
killing their numbers; o how that i wish
that we'd be careful of our friends with scales
or we will make them extinct with the whales
more cities growing with each passing day
more angry folks yelling "out of my way!"
kindness and caring, the best religion
cannot restore the passenger pigeon
landing on runway and back to the earth
those smokestacks brought an idea to birth
one must take energy-conscious measures
to save earth and her numerous treasures
paper pieces
books on the shelves
remind ourselves
we have access
to world success
and on the wall
we have it all
a photograph
depicting laugh
of past times when
one might have been
immortal one
in the mind spun
how all that ceases
as paper pieces
falling apart
replace the heart
as though they should
be all that would
make one a man
or make a fan
folded in lines
the world defines
its boundary
land of the free
what made it so
where did it go
to paper pieces
it never ceases
and yearly count
looks like a mount
upon the desk
in piles of stress
what does it show
numbers below
the bottom line
does it define
a person's worth
a living birth
or honesty
is freedom free
of bully boy
or girl like toy
one may not know
does mankind grow
'midst paper pieces
...and by the way,
happy birthday
some time this week?
to hoeker, eek!
he said he'd be
hitting fifty
:)
older than dirt
---Temporal Reprieve---
Time is but an arrow, pointing to the future, but I might -
Yes, if I may - I'll aim Time's arrow backwards in the eve,
And then when morning's reached reversely, switch it right,
And let it tick all long the day, 'til once again it's night,
Then re-reverse it once again, and in this way deceive -
Yes - earn myself a permanently temporary temporal reprieve.
1741
New Hampshire its own governor by crown
Is granted by English royals reknown
Pennsylvania, Moravians get
When Georgia loses their settlement bet.
svelte evening sky, rainbow colored with star
cheerfully twinkling through deep purple's cloak
o'er the valley sombre pastels stretch far
blended beauteously by great master's stroke
dusk's breathtaking majesty, above earth
sensate spirit, enchanted with eye's mirth
1742
Founder James Wilson was born to sign hence
The Declaration of Independence
And the United States Constitution;
Supreme Court Justice his contribution.
Poor little darling, lying in bed,
In comes that SWAT Team, now you're dead.
Killed in the name of Trony's war,
Brought to you by Bush and Gore.
I contemplate the fate of man
While I sit here grunting on the can
When all are gone, none left to see
Won't really matter that I can hardly pee
The fossilized remains all packed with dirt
A story untold how much that hurt
To pass a stone the size of a rock
Through that little tube in the end of my cock
(Honky tonk piano & wah-wah trumpet background)
Words by A. Hamilton
Now you say you lonely
You cry the whole night through
Well, you can cry me a river,
Cry me a river,
I cried a river over you.
Now you say you're sorry
For bein' so untrue
An' you can cry me a river,
Cry me a river,
I cried a river over you.
You drove me mad and drove me out of my head,
While you never shed a tear.
Remember, I remember all that you said,
'Tole me love was true for me an...
'Tole me you was..you an'..me an...
Now you say you loved me
Well, juss ta prove ya do
Go on an...
Cry me a River,
Cry me a River,
I cried a river over you.
snif, snif, snif
Yup...
Compassionate conservatism in all of it's glory.
Hoeker doesn't rhyme or reason
At this time or any season
Takes a gut shot now and then
Looks & smells like Rin-Tin-Tin.
Trony's wit is non-extant,
Bon mot? Repartee? Nope, she can't.
She brings naught but triteness squared.
Truly a case of "creatively impaired".
of course hoeker never errs</sarcasm>
goading others with his spurs
in his dank and smoky den
snaggle-toothed and poison pen.
Like I said...
ah, but tis the season droll
where often looked by young and old
within deep regions of the mind
to seek that something left behind
like fallen snow or solid rain
a thought awash and down the drain
"copyr. 2000, edrie blackwelder"
Oh, edrianne. Your verse is breathtaking!!! (taking deeeeeeep breath.) Truly beautiful!
And: Thanks to the Pathfinder staff for fixing the header that had my error of spacing in it until today. Beautiful!
in memory of my mother (missin' you on your 75th, mom.)
blue eyes' gleam twitter
red hair and passion
beauty's frail glitter
dear, ageless fashion
kinder than any
such was my mother
she had friends many
gave me my brother
she gave my dear dad
his raison d'etre
no wonder he had
many a fair day.
Nice stuff, Natrona & Edrie!
Thank you, ex-glen, so kind of you to say.
I think I know you have just made my day!
1743
Thomas Jefferson
Thomas Jefferson was born to compose
The Declaration of Independence.
'Twas his will crown's tyranny to depose
Giving us self-rule, no interference.
Further he proclaimed equal rights for all:
No favor by birth, wealth or status tall.
Third President, a Republican he
Made government serve Americans free.
>Third President, a Republican he>>
TJ was a demmie, Natrona. This is why the democrats have Jefferson/Jackson dinners.
Since this is supposed to be a PFZ, here goes...
Darkness lies in the heart, An abandoned country of despair, The killing cold of winter's frost, The deadly fragrance of
midnight air.
And yet, the light, beautiful, pure, Lies in all these places too; As simple as the cosmos, As complex as the morning dew.
These places are within us all, Although we may not think it true, And no matter how we may deny it, There is nothing
we can do.
For we are human, made of darkness, Like the blackest shadows of night, And we are human, made of brightness, Like
the sun's blazing light.
Cold Sores
From a beginning as pustules of yellow and rose,
they soon carpet your lips and envelope your nose.
Ooozing and fenestrating, they burn, itch and smart,
and wait to be transferred to the next body part..
Abcessed Molar
First the pressure, like the weight of a train.
Then white-hot agony that sears through your brain.
Infection run rampant every barrier crosses.
Fit punishment for he who neither brushes nor flosses.
Chronic Warts
One day your skin is so shiny and smooth.
The next, it is covered with wee fleshy buttes.
Neither burning nor cutting will separate them from you.
Your only recourse is to use Compound W.
My Renal Asteroid Belt
(With a nod to bbart for inspiration in #27...)
Slowly they circle in my nephral region
carooming off vessels, leaving small leisons.
waiting only for a reduction in my hydration,
to drain through the outlet and begin laceration.
Here is one now, I can sense that it's coming
through the small tender tubes, lancing and plumbing.
Oh my, but it pains!! And I can't call it back.
It seems to be the type that is shaped like a jack..
arrrrrrrugh~~!
#39
"TJ was a Demmie"
CedarRun, if you think so, please contact the curator at the Monticello museum! They have erroneously been telling
people in his biography this statement:
"In 1796, as the presidential candidate of the Republicans, he became vice-president after losing to John Adams by 3
electoral votes."
Again, as in my post #38 at 6:23, that address is :
http://www.monticello.org/resources/people/biography.html
I know you will want them to correct their ages-old mistake and fill in your revelation at their website.
1742
Spaniards raid peaceful Georgian villages
War with England, excuse for pillages
1743
Oglethorpe retaliates with attack
On Spaniards for getting them off his back
He taught them lesson near St. Augustine
Bloodiest foray that they'd ever seen.
HOW DO YOU GET THE RETURN TO WORK!!!
[I see Pyrothius has same problem as I do!]
Thanks, Natrona, it's nice to meet others that think in pentameter!!
If I can dig out some of my good stuff, I'll run it by yall - am getting ready to publish some in the next 6 months -
want to fill in some wholes. Would prefer not to have ALL dark stuff!
Enjoying the thread - even the bodily functions prose is amusing (if not disgusting!!)
Way to go, Py!! Poet after mine own heart!
Homage to your mom is beautiful, Natrona!
edrieanne, good morning.
Again, I have webtv, but after a line put < br > sans spaces for a return.
Hope it works for you if not, hit the "help" button above, and there are some pointers there for people with
computers on htmls.
Thanks.
Oh, also--for two spaces, do the (br)(br) thingy replacing < for the ( and > for the ).
there once was a shrubya named bush
who bungled 'bout "major league" tush
he only won texas
went home in his lexus
right after the people helped push
there once was a goober named "dick"
who none really wanted as pick
big money, big oil
a festering boil
in fact you could say he's a prick
Natrona, thanks, I'll try it.
Rocket, it's nice to know the limerick is alive and well in 2000! !lol!
Alafaya (on the death of a foal)
and
Martin
Tiny hooves in winged flight
Dancing softly through the night
Far above the earth you're bounding
Way beyond the clouds surrounding
All the universe you see
Gentle one, now running free
Would that I with you could be
Would you could come back to me
"copr. 1988, edrie blackwelder"
Thanks, Natrona, it works!!
Edrieanne, to get the © symbol on my keyboard, hit & hold "alt" and hit "g". I wonder if alt works on your computer
too? If so, problem solved!
And, BTW, precious, your foal one ©1988.
:)
she was - only graced the barn for 3 1/2 months - but left an impact on all who knew her! Thanks, I'll try the
keystroke, too.
Nite until tomorrow (or later tonite!)
"In 1796, as the presidential candidate of the Republicans, he became vice-president after losing to
John Adams by 3 electoral votes.">>
Natrona: You might want to consider reinforcing your understanding of political party names with a little
perspective on the history of the parties. Regardless of his stature as a futuristic thinker, it would have been
difficult for Jefferson to run in 1800 or 1804 on the ticket on a party that would not be created until 1854, as was the
current GOP.
>http://www.historyguy.com/party_histories.html>>
Now, please stop violating the "politics free zone" spirit of this thread...
Cold Sores Redux
In a little hidey-hole at the base of my spine,
lives Herpes the virus, destroyer divine.
Most of the time its a coward, it's face it won't show,
it always waits till my resistance is low.
With angry red blotches, my mouth it does pepper,
till I'm shunned by all like a infectious leper.
It stings and it burns and makes us unsightly,
till it succumbs to the Blistex that I apply nightly..
My heart is shattered
My soul is tattered
My body is battered
On the rocks of hate
My heart is gifted
My soul is lifted
Because through the sands I sifted
On the shores of love.
copyright 2000 Floyd L. Tullis II
Pyrothius, good quote. But your own #40 is brilliant. Thank you for sharing.
o innocent sky free from cloudy frown
in thy depth is peerless robin's egg blue
horizons are lighter than eiderdown
thy bold radiance in temperament true
clear, cool patience in dream wafting above
the song of thy soul touch many down here
and sharing invincible winds of love
with aesthetics of thy sweet atmosphere
Natrona, number 59 is mine as well...
Gingivitis (I Remember Apples...)
I am now at the age where my gums are receding,
This would not trouble me so, if they'd only stop bleeding.
My roots are exposed, great white shining spikes,
It will soon be my lot to forever gum and not bite.
Fungal Infection of the Toenail
As I put my shoes on to go to the store,
I noticed my big toe was swollen and sore.
Green oozing fluids from the edge of the nail,
I looked on in horror, I trembled, grew pale.
To the podiatrist I ran, limping and grim,
in desperate fear I might lose a limb.
Anesthesized was I, through unconciousness' vale,
and awoke to find out I had but lost my nail.
Rhino-Specific Polyps
I can't breathe!! I lamented, all fearful and froze
There is some sort of something blocking my nose!
I tried Sinex and Vicks, euclalypus drops too.
In my desperate attempts to help air to get through.
Gasping and gulping, to the doctor I flee.
"My node is nawt wooking, you must hep me pweeze!!"
He removed 14 polyps, with skill and precision.
And several large gnats I must have inhaled when last fishing.
I feel better now...
#62 Pyrothius.
Wow! 59 is yours? It sounds so whole and professional, I was certain it was a quote.
I still liked the earlier one a little bit better, though. <g>
First Aid Kit
bandaids, fungicide,
alcohol, peroxide,
bandaids, tape, clean gauze,
First Aid Book, Safety Laws,
mouth wash, cough drop,
antiseptic itch-stop,
cotton balls, caladryl,
repellent, pain pill,
matchbox, creme for throat,
universal antidote,
unguentine, snake bite kit,
sunburn cream, splints that fit,
shock blanket, tourniquet,
(goodness, we're not finished yet!),
aspirin, antacid
(that will make ya real placid),
tylenol, hand soap,
wash cloth, tying rope,
CPR, Mouth-to-Mouth:
So our owies will go south!
I'm currently trying to hammer out a contract to have my poems (150 of them, to be exact) published. And those two
I have written here were spur-of-the-moment writings; I post something I have really worked out later.
Wow, Pyrothius! Hope ya make a mint on your poems! e me the publisher info when it's ready, would you? I'd love a
copy!
books
books stacked on every wall makes my house home
I like to take one with me when I roam
through someone else's eyes
perspective gets a size
naught's better than imagination's tome.
You'll here about it, Natrona. Believe me...
The autumn wind is blowing
Lightly through your hair
As you walk through the fields
Full of fragrant air.
A harsh winter's wind blows
Through a broken man's dreams
I am lost in the darkness
Of the damned, it seems.
But when together, you and I
Prevail at every turn,
And sit together in the night
And watch a new flame burn.
For my wife
copyright 2000 Floyd L. Tullis II
#69 Pyrothius
Wow! Lucky Mrs. Tullis! If that is a sample, I have a whole book of love poems by known authors, and not one single
one of them is that good.
I think I'm gonna faint!
:)
meanwhile, back in Dodge...
1744
France and Spain sign Compact against the Brits;
War in colonies escalates to fits.
Iroquois treaty, (Ohio to give)
The colonists more land on which to live.
Collegium Musicum, Bethlehem,
Symphony orchestra for all of them
Gives rise to musicians and composers
The people were happy; no more dozers!
I search for words but my mind is blank
If I had an engine I'd turn the crank
Try as I may to my distress
The words won't come; I need some rest
If only my thinking would produce something sound
I could put it into words the next time around
All I get is a lot of shit
No one cares whether I am lit
The drugs I consume give rise to thought
It was I who said they should be bought
Now the words just roll from fingertips
As I pound this keyboard it comes to grips
With the idea that only I can know
The chosen ones still have to grow
Their little minds and shriveled dicks
All of those fat assed chicks
The brain dead comments so proudly spouted
The thoughtless process so highly touted
Were they to pay for what they spout
Their bankrupt souls would no longer shout
A whimper heard from beneath a rock
Another turd has ran out the clock
When you are no more and left to rot
1745
Louisbourg is taken by Pepperell
Thus St. Lawrence River is controlled well
From Albany to Maine, the French fight back
With many a New York and Maine attack
Montesquieu's Spirit of the Law is read
In the Boston Gazette, where they are led
To understand checks and balances good
If government is doing what it should
Twenty-two New World newspapers exist
People there illiteracy resist
Franciscan fathers record history
Of men in the Texas territory.
love, be the light of my life
when the world turns away, keep me from strife
keep me in tenderness' sway
when people hate, keep their darkness away
love, be my hope and my heart
when I awake, come and be my day's start
love, be in me the soft word
to cheer another who sorrow has heard
love, be the note in my soul
that will bring music to make someone whole
sharing the song in my breast
sweetening someone to bring out their best
love, be the swift in my feet
taking me far from the haters I meet
place me in love's caring arms
that defends us from all this old world's harms
love, be the touch in my mind
teaching me how every act to be kind
sharing the love that is here
giving me strength that abolishes fear
love, be my way,
love, be my heart,
love, be my light, from now on!
1746
English Parliament establishes line
Massachusetts, Rhode Island to define
In Savannah, Georgia, carpenter's strike
Their pay is not exactly to their like.
Goodygal2, You'll make it through!
ItÕs not in the landing
When flying, IÕm told.
But rather the memory
To share when weÕre old
It isnÕt perfection
Or every mistake
But the life that weÕre living
The risks that we take
And some reach much farther
And look to the sky
And fail much more often
As More did they try
But watching them fall
Is the hardest you see
But letting them try
Is just setting them free
For greatness of spirit
Comes easy for some
And others keep trying
Until the jobÕs done
And lessons we learn
As we pass down this way
Is learning to love
While still giving away
To stumble and fall
And then rise up again
Until somewhere inside
They will find you, my friend
That throughout it all
Your love still remained
While letting their spirits
Live free and unchained
It isnÕt mistakes that we make
That all count
But lessons we learn
In the total amount
Of living and laughing
And sharing our tears
Of lives fully lived
Thoughout all our years
May God, Allah, the Great Spirit and ALL bless you!
Edrieanne--
Beautiful words which I feel deep inside,
They made me smile even while I cried
Polly
Polly
your words so touched
my heart felt pain
your tears you shared
and so we gain
dear friend, we see
your heart held close
far greater pain
much more than most
these trials you bear
for love of two
the gift of life
so wondrous, true
yet not unscathed
you trod this way
love without limits
bids your heart stay
For two are blessed
the best of bad worlds
for solid support
when reality swirls
but knowing that anchor
is bound up with love
and watched ov'r all
by the spirit above
bless you and trust in powers stronger than mere mortals - patience and love - may they be your safe harbor.
(check profile and e-me for telephone # if you like)
It's coming nigh on two>
this board is gonna die
It will not let me post
No matter how I try
So data it must test
I know it's gotta crash
and dump out all the rest
of junkposts in a flash
So quickly I will hit
my little enter key
and see if this thing dies
or take this post from me!!
11:58 Pacific Coast Time
It's coming nigh on two this board is gonna die It will not let me post No matter how I try
So data it must test for junkposts in a flash and dump out all the rest I know it's gotta crash
So quickly I will hit my little enter key and see if this thing dies or take this post from me!!
11:58 Pacific Coast Time
Polly, it's so good to see you again, and bless Edrieanne for her lovely words of comfort.
I have 2 kids, both now in their 30s. Both were in the intellectually gifted category, especially the younger. When
the eldest decided he would outdo kid #2, he began working his heiney off in school & became both salutatorian of
his graduating class of 600 in '86. Whereupon kid #2 decided to be the opposite but landed in the top 10 anyway. The
problems were (1) Up yours, anyone in authority, (2) How far may the rules be pushed to drive parents, the
authorities, etc, to drivel, and (3) If it's there and not supposed to be done, do it, and if anyone cares, #(1)....
Heeheehee. Kid #2 is now a cop and deals every day with kids#2. Kid #1 pitched all his intellectual accomplishments
out the door his second year into his Phd program and got religion. He's a bible thumpin' Baptist, and he pities his
dum ol' stolid Presbyterian family, without realizing our love for God is real, just not out on our sleeves as is his more
obvious religion.
Anyway, our kid #2 reminds me of your two, and was enough to help me respect anyone with a kid who tried
everything there is to try out there.
Later on, you just have to remember the cute little rounded hand that placed a clover blossom on your lap with big,
round, loving eyes, and whose chest swelled up when you put a blue ribbon on the world's weirdest art on the
refrigerator door, biting lower lip and wondering if yer fake smile is honest or sacrilege.
I'm just grateful for the privilege of having had both of them, in spite of the fact I felt like the least qualified parent
ever put on this planet to handle 2 bubbleheads, one with a photographic memory, and one with true clinical animal
magnetism.
writer's block
mind lock
tick-tock
may as well
play some rock.
{Tapping and on podium: Aaaaannnd, a ONE and a TWO and a ONE and a TWO.........]
Just trying to find
the start of my day
won't somebody please
throw some coffee my way
my nites are short
but the day's too long
just wonderin' the heck
where do I belong
Hey make it strong
and make it black
hand me that pillow
and cut me some slack
for my body is achin'
as my head falls back
somebody hand me
that liquid jack!
to raise my bones
up outta this bed
can somebody tell me
if I'm livin' or dead!!
COFFEE!! COFFEE!
coffee I need
COFFEE!! COFFEE!
It's nature's "speed"
Oh guess I'll give in
and jump start the day
won't SOMEBODY PLEASE
send some coffee my way!!
"copr. 2000: edrie blackwelder
WORKIN' MAN'S[WOMAN'S] RAP! Pt. II
One cuppa, two cuppa,
three cups, MORE
better brew it stronger
'fore this face hits floor
eleven hours, twelve hours
almost done
when the clock strikes eight
then I'm gonna RUN
out through the parkin' lot
into the truck
if I don't cut it fast
then I'm gonna get stuck
with another site, another shift
I know I ain't free
'cuz my danged ol' boss
is a lookin' for me!
yo, we're shorthanded
and I know you want thuh cash
so here's the address
can you make it there fast
So brew me the coffee
and send me on my way
I'm up and I'm headin'
in to work another day!!
"copr. 2000: edrie blackwelder"
The frustration of a New York Mets fan
Is watching them play as only they can
Atop the NL East they strive
To push Atlanta to one side
Those pesky Braves have all the pitching
Maddux s cool leave most batters twitching
Tom Glavine s heat is rising and swift
Mike Piazza s stance will slowly shift
Then Derek Bell will have to pound
The ball straight at the lofted mound
While Alfonzo stretches out a double
And Leighter keeps them out of trouble
And when they re done, begins the test
When the season ends and they both head west
To San Francisco and Saint Lou
Where they play on, while the others are through
GO METS!!! Nite all, until 10pm west coast time!!
Kewl, Peter. I hope you send that to your esteemed team! Betcha it'd make their day!
the trial in contest for excellent team
to know luck uncertain; practice, supreme
it takes grueling work in sporting games
proficiency wins, while indolence blames
THE ROSE
Today looks, smells, and feels just like it did nine years ago. I know, because this date nine years ago is etched into my
brain forever. Every detail of it is recorded. I know how the leaves looked, turning color for autumn. I know how soft
the air felt. I know the sky was blue and cloudless then, as it is today.
Just before 1:00 today I walk along the short path, then down a half-dozen stairs, to a particular bench on the ship
canal, the bench on which Jim sat when he shot himself. Each year for the last nine years I've sat on that bench, on
that spot, at 1:00, which is when he pulled the trigger. Today, however, four men are sitting there having what
appears to be a deep conversation. I am momentarily taken aback, but take the bench to the right of the stairway
hoping they'll leave. They don't.
I watch the ducks take off from, and land on, the water. I watch a couple of tug boats moving through the canal,
headed for Puget Sound. I try to connect with Jim there, as I've done in of previous years. I can't.
At one minute before one, I walk over to where the four men are sitting, apologize for intruding, and say I just want
to stand there, at the rail facing the water, my back to them, for a couple of minutes. They nod, then continue their
conversation. I try again to connect with Jim and again I can't. I turn, nod to the men, and leave.
I drive to the south end of Lake Union and park at the Center for Wooden Boats, amazed to find my choice of parking
slots in this usually crowded lot. I walk down the path to the long pier, carrying one perfect long-stemmed red rose,
my annual offering to Jim's memory. I walk nearly to the end, then take the last ramp down to one of the finger
piers that rest on the water. I walk to the end of the finger pier, looking down into the water at the place we
scattered Jim's ashes. The water laps against the pier and the boats on either side of the pier.
Each year for the past nine years I've done exactly this. Each year, as today, I take in deeply the fragrance of the
rose, give the rose a kiss, and toss it into the water. Because weather such as this is produced by a high pressure area,
winds are out of the north and tend to blow the rose back under the boats, despite my encouragement to the rose to
float north, out into the lake. Today the winds are calm; I send the rose on its way and it floats out. I am pleased, until
I remember that I've always whispered "I love you" to Jim as I've kissed the rose and didn't do so today. I wonder how
I could forget to say that to him today.
I watch, and the rose continues to float out into the lake. I go back up the ramp to the main pier which is higher, and
continue to watch the rose make its slow ride on the water toward the middle of the lake. The sun sparkles and
shimmers on the water, making the little waves appear to dance. I am about to leave when the rose turns from its
position sideways to me and shows me its full face. In the few minutes it has been in the water, it has changed from
being fairly tight to far more open. It shows itself to me openly, petals perfectly coiled and swirled. The red is a
beautiful contrast with the blue water and the golden sparkles of sun.
A sailboat has passed, and now its slight wake reaches the rose. The rose turns sideways again as it takes the bounce,
still heading for the middle of the lake. I watch a few minutes more as it bobs on the wake, happy to see the wake is
not pushing it back toward shore. It bobs as each new pulse reaches it but holds its place. Goodbye, I think, and turn
to leave. I'm surprised as I realize I've shed no tears through any portion of this ritual.
I wonder whether I will need to do this again next year, or if I've finally appeased the grief gods.
RSW 09/25/00
Ms.Robbie, you just added a fragrance to the spirit of every person here, as with the wise and enriching touch of one
who with strength, has helped others conquer pain.
@->--->--
Thanks for making us all richer.
Touching, Ms R. Every Sept. 15th, I take a swim in my pool no matter how cold the water. Even when it's raining. Just
my way of saying, "I miss you with all my heart."
Edrieanne and Natrona --
Thank you both for your comforting, sweet words of encouragement. I am a little put out with myself for putting
such personal thoughts "out there", particularly when they have such a self-pitying flavor. Thanks for the
understanding.
Robbie,
What a beautiful description of the permanent ache left to the living after suicide. Although I can't come up with
proper wording to express my admiration for your strength (and your ability to describe the ongoing emptiness),
my heart goes out to you, and I hope the grief gods are appeased. May only good things come your way between now
and next September 25.
I had to de-lurk just long enough to thank Robbie for sharing her moments of the day so beautifully.
Longfellow once said, "Well has it been said that there is no grief like the grief which does not speak."
I hope that the telling of your story serves to diminish your pain.
And now, back to lurk mode. For now... *smile*
MsRobbie,
no greater tribute can be given than to share the memories of your love. May your heart remember the joy while
the pain subsides. The beauty of ritual is when it is no longer "necessary" then its meaning is incorporated into your
heart. The fragrance and meaning of the rose has become part of your spirit. Next year, you may be amazed to find
that this day has slipped in among the others, quietly, to allow you to move on. May you find peace in knowing that
Jim has. Bless you.
Goodygal2,
please don't feel that you were wrong to cry out in your difficult time. Self pity and selflessness are two entirely
different states of being. Yours is the later. You travel a road that few can even BEGIN to imagine. Few can
understand. You have my deepest admiration and respect. Yours is not an easy road, either!
Edrieanne--
Thanks again. I surely don't deserve admiration and respect, but I will soak it up and use it to keep trying, anyway!
The road isn't always easy, but it's not always as bad as my little tirade would have one believe, either. I think I keep
forgetting that things DO always get better. Thank you for your encouragement!
So glad to be joined by Polly, edrieanne, ex-glencarr, whatsupchuck, and other "lurkers"
danke schoene
Polly you deserve all the admiration & respect given you. You're one of the nicest people to post here!
Natrona, Glencarr, GoodyGal, Whatsupchuck, Edrieanne... thank you all so much for your sweet words. And thank you
for providing me a place in which I felt safe enough to write that piece. Your responses mean a lot to me.
Beautiful prose, Robbie, macushlah...
Your mention of appeasing the grief gods reminded me of this passage from Byron's poignant "We'll go no more
a-roving":
For the sword outwears its sheath,
And the soul wears out the breast,
And the heart must pause to breathe,
And love itself have rest.
Time to let your heart pause to breathe, and your love have its rest...*hug*
I've laid in a healthy supply of booze.
The Mets and Braves are on television.
The boyz from Flushing must refuse to lose
Or else they'll blow the f*cking division!
Five games to play and then no more
The Mets need win but one
To clinch the Wild Card and move along
Or join the Phillys of '64
Degenerate man, who hath earned disdain
No wonder she disregardeth thy pain
Amusement, hers, surely, no holy oath
Sole in thy thought, so voidless as be loath
Little she dread, for she is sure at ease
No pity thee, if thou deservest tease
Thy sorrow dread reprieve she thinketh right
For it endure with all Gibralter's might!
Mets win!
They're in!
Here I sit, broken hearted...
Hoeker,
...Finish, please, what you've started...
#103, was my playful response to poem of yesteryear by Sir Thomas Wyatt:
Behold, Love, Thy Power
Behold, Love, thy power how she despiseth!
My great pain how little she regardeth!
...The holy oath, whereof she taketh no cure,
...Broken she hath; and yet she bideth sure
Right at her ease and little she dreadeth.
Weaponed thou art, and she unarmed sitteth;
To the disdainful her life she leadeth,
...To me spiteful without cause or measure,
......Behold, Love.
I am in hold: if pity thee moveth,
Go bend thy bow, that stony hearts breaketh,
...And with some stroke revenge the displeasure
...Of thee and him, that sorrow doth endure,
And, as his lord, the lowly entreateth.
......Behold, Love.
365 LOVE POEMS, Compiled by John Gabriel Hunt, p. 201, © 1993 by Outlet Book Co., Inc, Barnes & Noble, New York
Poor, Hoeker, what is the matter with you today?
Yeats, I think (memory went a long time ago):
"Wine comes in at the mouth,
Love comes in at the eye,
That's all we'll know for truth,
Before we grow old and die."
...I lift the glass to my mouth, I look at you, and I sigh.
http://www.bartleby.com/147/42.html
:)
the gentleness borne of wisdom
is recommended way
the kindness that from discipline
should guide us every day.
what earthly thing distracts mankind
from doing honest deed?
boastful, untoward ambition
false to the truth is greed
gentle wisdom from above, pure
eludes our earthly sight
peace that passes understanding
will make our actions right.
Based on James 3:13-17, THE NEW OXFORD ANNOTATED BIBLE, 1991, Oxford University Press, Inc., 200 Madison Avenue, New York,
NY 10016.
yesterday
extended work an hour more
to help people who need
the key turns gently, locking door
when finished, ev'ry deed
the sun is lower in the west
than quitting time at five
and umbral forms at its behest
somehow are long but live
for autumn leaves of gold are blast
on skateboards of the wind
pestering passing shadows cast
by sunset at day's end.
the magic image followed me
reverbing in my soul
such cheerful, happy reverie
fall leaves that twist and roll
and hitting pillow with a smile,
my daily service done
enchantment's dreams danced for a while
till rose, the wak'ning sun
the wailing, whirling, and invasive winds,
on pretty autumn's invitation list
scouring the rounded foothills' scrubby floor
relentless searching of ill-fated tryst
happy times of falltime's warm dividend
blowing certifies her luckless end
devious lover whipping imbricate sands
into sigils negating love's demands
footprints
his footprints are dear to me
that loveth good and kind
I touch to make them near to me;
waves wash them from my mind
aurora borealis
Wierd streams of light
not evening sun
shining from site
though source were none
the grey and blue
dark cloud meringue
striations flew
austerely lang
and just as fast
as they were here
they fade at last
and disappear
bounding white puppy
cheerful anticipation
four big polka dots
snow clouds upon the mountain
with freezer status wind
stop ye the crystal fountain
lest it next spring need mend
behind, be left the jejune,
the chilling and the cold
for I shall fly away soon
for leaves of red and gold
away, o lonesome prairie
away, o howling gale
I do not long to tarry
in winter's heinous bale
Wither baseball on Tuesday night?
The debate held all networks in its hand.
No tube could show the Yankee s plight;
T was an ugly civics lesson plan
Boston traffic could be finer
Though I would not be a whiner
Pay two bucks to see this sight:
Eight lanes became two last night!
in Boston there was no baked bean
there was no pie of Boston creme
nor was a lobster in a pot
so why we went has been forgot
in Salem, palm readers have rooms
and witches tell of many dooms
for twenty souls were hanged or burnt
for sins uncertain, sins that weren't
New England's fall should be her glory
but her brick halls hold freedom's story
and on her cemeteries' stones
are heroes praised above their bones
words fail to praise the autumn sky
that arcs above the race
John digitized natural gifts
in pixeled cyberspace
on vacation, in a slump
it is now time for a bump
Just for you , Natrona
Count the bodies the kooks all said....That Clinton is a killing
They jumped right in and lies they spread ...Like Swine that were a swilling
They even said his mom had killed....When she worked as a nurse
And Billy Boy has kept it up....And made it even worse
Now their eyes did light and teeth did nash....As they thought of ways to hurt
But though they worked so long and hard....He stayed above the dirt
They fumed and fussed and screamed unfair ....That he was loved by most
And when the lection smoke had cleared....Their candidate was toast
They hung their heads and cried out loud....And shook away the tears
Cuz then they realized he had won....And they d suffer four more years
But hope eternal blinds the truth....And lends men s hopes to soar
And now the lies they tell themselves....That Bush will defeat Gore
That Americans will turn their backs?.They ll choose a weak willed son
Of a man from whom they walked away?.And said his work was done
But America s day is not complete?.A world leader it still will be
They'll help the folks who are in need....and clean the land and sea
So they ll choose to go on forward?.with Al Gore a holt the reins
For he has courage, looks and style?.To go with all his brains
Bromodrosis
What is this odor that I sense, it's nature putrid-sweet?
Oh my, I now realize its coming from my feet...
Between the toes, within the socks, encased in musty shoe
Lives a smelly, oozing reservoir of gummy residue.
Scat
I once had a dog named Scat.
Ever chance I got, I sicced him on the cat.
Dallas-Fort Worth Eyes
You say that you are looking at me, but how can I know its true?
When one of your eyes faces longitude 84 W and the other 82?
I love you still. I always will. Your way, your smile, your mirth.
With your one eye fixed on Dallas. And the other on Fort-Worth.
Deviated Septum
Nose of mine.
As our fortune carries us together down the line.
Of all the things I wish for and all I might be hopin'
Above all, I wish you didn't have just one barrell open..
Lightnin'
We had an old coon dog named Lightnin'
Long gone were his days of scrappin' and fightin'
No more treein' and bawling with a bark and a woof
Just spends most of his time sleeping on top of his coop.
Cedar Run...
With your one eye fixed on Dallas. And the other on Fort-Worth.
Homer and Jethro, right?
>Homer and Jethro, right?>>
Wow.. If it is, I didn't know about it. I first heard the phrase Dallas-Fort Worth eyes back in the 70's. I took it and made
my own little poem..
It does sound like them though, come to think of it.
I loved Homer and Jethro.
The yeller rose of Texas,
She's the cutest on this earth.
Her right eye looks at Dallas,
Her left one at Ft. Worth.
Chorus:
Her skin is red and fuzzy,
And looks just like a peach.
I looked her over from head to toe,
And she had one of each.
out of the abyss a mass of emotion
orders air currents and those of the ocean
maestro of music makes melodies many
rising and falling with rhythm aplenty
not known to conscious as only the simple
may access force of whose world is his temple
truth, chastised severely as haughtily foes
chain virtue to crosses as prime of life goes
squandered on creatures surreptitious of soul
whose wantage has such a corporeal goal
birds warble their thanks to our God in the air
reproving arrogancy's obvious glare
1747
South Carolina exports indigo
For English cloth of blue calico
have to run, finish this some other time... *sigh*
yea in affliction, pain, trial, and woe
power and strength through the intellect flow
the weary, the downtrodden and the faint
encumbered by cares and suffering's taint
shall soar on eagle's wing with renewal
shall be revered as a precious jewel
Based on Isiah 40:29-31, The New Oxford Annotated Bible, NRSV, New York, Oxford U Press, p 919, 1977.
Sometimes I set the evil one free. Because Im in love with the devil, and she's in love with me. And I go, and I go
away.
The blue sea laps up
The tasteless blood of heroes,
The bright yellow sun burns down
And eases some of our sorrows.
Senseless violence, undue haste,
Have laid many a family to waste
And darkest deeds of evil hate
Deliver our loved ones to Heaven's gate
Trivial matters, unseen hands,
Have colored the waters red;
But in living in light and in goodness
Do we truly remember our dead.
In memory of our fallen aboard the USS Cole.
In darkness is the perfect truth,
For all eyes are blind.
In light, there is absolute truth
That darkness leaves behind.
And so, I walk in shadow and in light,
The sun and the moon light my way.
And I make it through the night
To another imperfect day.
Pyrothius, the beauty of your expressions ...
second to none.
Thanks for your generosity in sharing.
Thank you.
Wings of despair flap in the night
As haunted dreams come forth in the Child
And a cold wind blows with full might
In the forest wild.
Wings of hope flutter bravely
As the Boy awakes to find
That he has been mistaken, gravely;
The world has not left him behind.
Wings of love beat strongly
As the Man looks to his wife,
Feeling that she has rightly, not wrongly,
Given him a much fuller life.
Wings of death twitter sleepily
As the Elder sits and prays,
Knowing that he has, rather creepily,
Seen the end of his days.
Wings of grace stroke the air
As the Ancient breathes his last
And swoop from Heaven, to take him where
He shall find his peace at last.
to Pyrothius
take heart, o friend, for the morass
of troubled waters sure will pass
and in its place
the goodly face
of comfort for thy wisdom's class
:)
there is comfort from the shunning
by the blindness of hate's cunning
for a glimpse, a ray of radiant, cheering light
for fear's constant confrontations
sets it into undulations
and consoling charm arrives from goodness' might
if I could return a favor
it would be in favorite flavor
of the person who adheres to what is right.
OCD
I've turned all the nickles Monticello side up.
I have to, else all the handles will fall off my cups.
I've just washed my hands, scrubbing hard at the skin.
In four and one half minutes, I will do it again.
There are germs everywhere, I know that there are.
On the doorknob, the mailbox, inside of the car.
In the vegetable soup my sister is cooking.
They're hiding and lurking. They think I'm not looking.
The only way I know to ward off all disease,
is to face SSW, stand on my toes and count to sixty six by threes.
I don't expect you'll agree, let alone understand.
Say, is there a sink somewhere close by? I must wash my hands..
My Moustache Is Alive (Haiku)
Wiry curling hairs
Reach up inside of my nose
I wish they'd stop it
Arithmetic Dog
My Dad's cousin Floyd was the first one who saw
that our old beagle Snort had a thorn in his paw.
We held him down and used tweezers, it was painlessly done.
Now he now longer goes 'round picking up three and carrying the one..
Rooting Out The Fonk
I had a mastoidectomy, and after stitches were applied.
It left a narrow crease behind my ear where fonk can easily hide.
So, every night before I sleep, before I go to bed.
I pull my ear way forward and scrub back there till it's red.
1746
English Parliament was led to define
Massachusetts-Rhode Island bound'ry line.
Savannah carpenters go on a strike
For better conditions and a wage hike.
1747
New Jersey's Presbyterian classes
Teach conservatism to the masses.
College of New Jersey is now begun;
Eventually they move it to Princeton.
South Carolina exports indigo;
England needs the dye for blue textile show.
New York Bar Association gets start;
They lead the effort in the Stamp Act thwart.
Rose are red
Shoes are brown
Gore will win
And Bush will frown
1748
English Parliament hastens to levy
Indigo tax with a hand so heavy
King George's War ends with Aix-la-Chapelle
Restoring the colonies e'er so well.
Traders Thomas Cresap and Hugh Parker
Reach Ohio country's bound'ry marker
Draper's Meadow was found for to reside
First whites west of Allegheny Divide.
The leftist camp
Should never fret
Their spins have left them
Desperate.
Perma-Grave
"...hippie-green-druggy- granola-woodstoch-hairy-incense loser..." - Magorskorkowskeevay
You'd compromise your principles,
Over hate for the man from Hope.
To remedy the malady
You'd have us elect a dope.
Gore for Four!
Now Hoeker--
My guy is a heavy hitter
Your guy's 'bout to be a quitter.
So why the fuss?
Why the twitter?
Your Gore's already
A well-done fritter!
Shurma Blaze
Hard Choices
Clinton's going away soon
News that makes me swoon
Not all thrilled with Bush
but he beats Gore's mush...
Whence wax and wane the ghosts of town?
Who haunt the hillsides up and down?
They close the street
That slippered feet
Wouldst safely fill a pumpkin's crown.
Time is wastin',
Hop in car!
Still the coffee's
In the jar.
Arioso amethyst symphony
Somber composition of summer past
Portamento, purple Persephone!
Roundelay echo minstrel mountain hast.
Your mama is so big and fat that she can get busy/with twenty-three burritos/but times are rough/I saw her in the
back of Taco Bell with handcuffs----The Pharcyde
marine prayer
navy water of retrospection's hue
when stabilized refracts reflection true
break not the spirit but heal sincere soul
comfort the kindly against harsh patrol
one needn't crown with jewels
nor gold a store to buy
but practice truthful teachings
to hold one's head up high
unameter
dance!
sing!
prance!
ring!
chance!
bring!
France!
fling!
A prayer for the nation
We thank thee Lord for friend and foe
Who votes his heart that voting show
A tally of the people's mind:
May he that wins thy mercies bind.
May little child nurtured in home
Be loyal to thy holy tome
That teaches fairness in the land
Which from the first, was in thy hand.
May this millenia always be
Prosperous in its liberty
No matter what morrows revolve
The problems of the world to solve.
Give ye to them of little trust
A mind of faith, which is a must
Deemed by the founding fathers past
For freedom to forever last.
A prayer...
Please god. Make Trony stop praying at me.
Amen
vive verset of votary vatic
beneath the pale moon up in the attic
sly vulpine pack, so vestigial of past,
howl the sage sayings and long shadows cast
not ever knowing what meanings they say
baying the gilt orb till the break of day
where is the holy one who wrote the scripts?
lost in the humor that fox pack encrypts
one more thread sewn in a square
such that corners meet
square to square sewn into one
cov'ring infant head to feet
one more block of half-squares made
flying geese join the parade
colors pleasing every one
make for others warmth with fun!
evening shades of black and cerulean
hover on horizon's frozen foothills
nature's unspeakably hostile duty
that summer's infestation winter kills
how would the clean air ever be fresher
if from the compass' vertex no cool bles't
earth in its season, time of aurora
borealis watching o'er the cold fest
The hour is late and it is time To fluff the pillows and quit this rhyme.
g'nite, all.
angry masses, vote miscounts
what is that which truth discounts?
wait a minute, wait a week
Flor'da's poll is such a freak
1749
New Hampshire Governor Benning Wentworth
Grants land for Bennington, Vermont's town birth
The only trouble with this selfish quork
Is found that same land is claimed by New York.
1749
Two hundred thousand acres, Ohio,
Granted to Ohio Company for
New settlement of English immigrants
With fort to guard them at the frontier's door.
the mighty fires that slash and burn
consume the heart and make it turn
against the hateful, swearing mind
who seeks out ev'ry loving kind
Definitely an improvement over the history lessons...
Glad that I could inspire you to excellence.
In Michigan are many loons,
Personages of many tunes
And now, all I would ask of thee,
Of all you coulda picked, why me?
Your mindless rants upon arrival,
Gave me reason to conclude,
You had no substance to contribute,
And so the merriment ensued.
'Twas such good sport to burst your bubbles
Pouring rain on your parade.
It soon became so clear to me,
Your intellect was a charade.
Haiku for an Ingrown Toenail
Curls hard in a circle
Cutting cuticle so deep
Red hot agony
Haiku for an Impacted Wisdom Tooth
Skull splitting pain bolts
Infected near bursting point
Think I might throw up
Mr. Hoeker.
And what of your dense cerebellum?
Is it composed of weedy vellum?
Pretensing genius when a fool?
For oft you follow shouting's rule.
It also seems that you can spell.
Though you refuse to argue well.
You're way too quick to persecute
With inappropriate refute.
You often rant lines too abusive,
Which come across as gauche, obtrusive.
How you religion miscontrue,
When state believer describes you!
I saw you say some time ago
(As though the ladies needed know)
At any rate, I saw you swear
That 'neath your kilt's no underwear!
So, naughty boy, you cannot hide
The fact that you have too much pride.
But I admit, at least in half,
You do give other folks a laugh.
1749
Ohio company, granted charter
From King George Second's generous larder
They get five hundred thousand acres more
Along upper Ohio River's shore.
1749
Solid English territorial aim
In Nova Scotia's new settlement claim
Twentyfive hundred colonists think facts,
Entrust their lives to Brit, Lord Halifax.
1749
Colony of Virginia grants a test
Eight hundred thousand acres to the west
To settlement by Loyal Company
A challenge to tame wild territory.
1749
Philadelphia is the chosen town
To start theatrical group of renown
Actors Walter Murray and Thomas Kean
Did entertain their friends in word and scene.
Their first was the Elizabethan play,
Richard the Third. It lit New England's way.
1749
The English Parliament to Georgia gave
Revocation of ban to own a slave;
Imparting misery to fellow man,
They forgot why they first set up the ban.
Oh, greed, thy evil clutches blind weak man
And cause him dead man's walk in his soul's span.
1749 - (University of Pennsylvania's origin)
In Philadelphia, twenty-four men
Formed an academy knowledge to win.
Ben Franklin's pamphlet suggested this school;
They taught charity and the golden rule.
1749
Ohio Land French thought Brits were poaching
Their territory with much encroaching;
De Bienville erected signs them to warn
That the land was French, stay out you foreign!
1749
Alas, it was a year of sun and draught
It turned New Englander's lives inside out;
They had little water, could not grow hay
They had to import it from far away.
*barf*
1750
For liberal cov'nant, he gave no hoot,
So Jonathan Edwards received the boot!
He left Northampton Church's ministry
For the frontier's Stockbridge, home of the free!
*what flop-eared puppy says*
Sail Dog
Our dog, ran out of luck
Jumped the fence, got smished by a truck
Three days in the sun, all dried out and pale
Flick him backhanded, see how he sails...
Kiss The Shovel..
Winter day, minus 20 I swear
Little Willy, took us up on our dare
Put your lips on this shovel, we said with a smirk
Go ahead, do it. What could it hurt?
The next twelve hours, Willy sat with a candle
gently warming the metal, as he clung to the handle
His lips were welded to the icy cold metal
We sat and we giggled, what a half witted fellow!
A Poem, by Orville Perch (Age 9)
I throwed a spider in the air
It came down in my Sister's hair
She screamed and ran and told our Mom
I'll fix her, next time a bomb..
Haiku For Ear Hair
When I was twenty
I had none of this damn stuff
Now it's everywhere
Eye Fonk Limerick
The fonk in the corner of my eyes
Gets all crusty as soon as it dries
It falls from my face
Gets all over the place
Looks like little slivers of overcooked french fries
Now that's poetry...
Bodily fluids, and biological function. The stuff of life.
Yeah, Snake Snot, that's you, Mr. H.
1750
British Parliament passes their Iron Act
So complacency could remain intact.
They banned colonial mills making steel
For our country's progress they had no feel;
Rolling and sheeting mills, without a doubt,
Any competition would be put out!
Of course, in the deal there was just one fly;
They'd take all the raw iron in our supply.
Train us and pain us and vainly drain us
They from profit sure meant to restrain us.
Taking and breaking and not giving back
No representation, except for flack.
No wonder our patience was pushed too far,
Leading to revolutionary war.
Thank You Hoeker for the inspiration to continue.
And so I shall...
Hangnails
I guess it's indiputable
That I have ripped my cuticle
Hanging chads of painful skin
Bleed, come loose and make me wince
My New Wart (haiku)
Rising like a butte
Disfiguring my nice nose
The next ugly wart.
Cyanoacrylate Tragedy
It really is regrettable
My cat thought it was edible
Its teeth now welded tight and true
It ate a tube of super glue.
Poor cat..
Cerumen
It grows in my ears all sticky and tacky
And itches and drips and just drives me wacky
It pops and it gurgles and causes distress
I must get a q-tip and clean out this mess
The Carbon-Dated Squirrel (Hold Your Nose and Hand Me That Shovel..)
Its been dead now for ages, for so very long.
Been through rigor mortis, gassification, swelled to bursting and beyond.
Wee chunks of ripe flesh and islands of fur
Now mark this place where a squirrel once were.
1750
Conestoga wagons first appearing
In Pennsylvania fullness nearing;
Newlyweds leave as the land is taken
With hearts of hope and a will unshaken!
Off to Ohio, New Hampshire, Vermont,
Kentucky, Maine, or wherever they want!
A new life's awaited; they went full-tilt,
Conestogas loaded, and mama's quilt!
Tracing circles in the pool
Of emesis on the floor.
The peurile pap has made me wretch
From sick-sweet poetic bore.
Affectation rules the day;
The art is not extant.
The lame attempt to educate
Comes off as a vapid rant.
That's beautiful, Hoeker.
Mind if I try and put a melody to it?
It really deserves one.
What page are you on in your almanac now, Nats?
That's beautiful, Hoeker.
Mind if I try and put a melody to it?
It really deserves one.
Cedar Run -The entry explaining the Conestoga wagon is in THE ALMANAC OF AMERICAN HISTORY by Arthur M.
Schlesinger, Jr. on page 91 as follows:
Transportation.... "During this decade, the Conestoga Wagon, which is suitable for frontier travel, first makes its
appearance in the Pennsyvania colony.....facilitate(s) the settlement of western territories."
Two years ago, someone brought in 3 or 4 Conestoga Wagons and ran tourists in them to our downtown area using
four Percherons or other draft horses each. The venture only lasted during the tourist season, which here is very
short (June, July, and August.) The venture was not successful, because tourists generally are more interested in
getting to Yellowstone and the Grand Tetons, not following the Oregon/Mormon trails around the Oil Capital City of
the Rockies. They were beautiful wagons, and their maker even crafted wooden connecting screws and made them
the same way they were made from the beginning. We found a model of a Conestoga Wagon at a craft store and put it
in our display window that year. One recent summer the Mormons celebrated a centennial or a susquecentennial of
their migration through our state to get to Utah (Mormon Trail). A large number of them died near Independence
Rock of fever. We have a lot of streptococcus-type sore throats here, and it used to take a lot of lives before we got
penicillin. The Mormons used hand carts to carry their goods across the plains, which was a little slower than
Conestogas.
Hoeker, I'll be happy to stop the historical poetry if you will stop your rhetorical vomiting. I wasn't much interested
in history until 1989, when I began work on a pair of theme quilts entitled "Aesthetics of All God's
Children--Children of the World and World Adventure Cruise Applique Album Quilts," which took 600 hours to
assemble information from various library sources, and 3 years to finish the first quilt. The second quilt was never
finished, because someone stole 7 of my completed quilt blocks before I could put them in my quilt. Nevertheless, my
son and I applied for and received copyrights to the books back then, and we still sell them in the shop. Visitors
seeing the children and costumes, especially doll enthusiasts (and others who have traveled extensively and seen
native European, Asian, African, Australian, South American, and North American cultural attire) like instructions
to make their own family such an heirloom.
Anyway, I wasn't trying to make you sick, I was trying to teach me American History, since I wasn't very much
interested when I took classes in it in high school.
I'm sorry I offended your more refined senses, Hoeker.
This is all prose and poetry, Trony...
Don't take it too seriously. That can lead to all sorts of problems - psychologically speaking. I see the little digs and
comments you make about me elsewhere, and I fear that you're taken in by the prospect that your words here may
have some significance. Let me assure you that they do not.
Well, Hoeker, I'll leave the "prose and poetry with words that have no significance" to you and your buds & galpals
from now on.
Your overbearingly hateful words may not mean anything to you, but psychologically speaking, they're deleterious
to those who think people mean what they say. I'm sure you have some rationalization for your nastiness, but I don't
think I want to know what that is.
Whatever...
And I wonder day to day
I don't like you anyway
I don't need your sh*t today
You pathetic in your own way
I feel for you
better f*ckin' go away
I will behave
I'm doing the best I ever did
I'm doing the best that I can
Now go away
I don't need to fantasize
You are my pets all the time
I don't mind if you go blind
You get what you get
Until you're through with my life
- Godsmack
OK, Mr. Smarty
Where's the poem party?
You hated how I mixed it
Now's your turn to fix it.
What--art thou afeard?
Why's not thy line appeared?
My poems may not be a sensation,
But I got much determination!
Hoeker, you're actin' humble
Whassa matter you? Afraid to rumble!?
Stuff it, Trony...
Take a hike.
Give the stuff a well-earned rest.
I'll not heed
Your challenge, lame,
Nor create at your behest.
Inspiration
Can't be forced.
A point that seems elusive.
Kindly bite me
In the rear.
Don't be so obtusive.
Go ahead, you silly man, flee!
You can't perform? Then don't blame me!
Edit: And while we're on the subject of rhyme
Growth in usage takes some time.
But if you wait too darn long
This thread gets Dave's good-bye gong.
"...can't perform..."
Is that what the old man tells you?
Try taking a shower.
I think you like being abusive.
Why Hoeker, would you be intrusive?
Some things are not for your suggestion.
Surely you just have indigestion.
I'm an egotism deflator, Trony...
My job is to assure that you're not becoming too full of yourself.
BTW...seems you've discarded your idiotic "Rah-rah, Boy George" rhetoric on the other threads. It's definitely an
improvement.
"I'm an egotism deflator, Trony..."
Oh brother, what a phony.
You mean that you're a bully
For, I understand that fully!
"My second favorite state - intoxicated."
Oh, brother, yourself you've overrated!
What you mean is you've a strudel
In your most unpleasant noodle!
So to continue in your fable you
Want someone to enable you.
hahahahahahahahahahah!
The only thing I care for less...
Than your pedantic noise,
Is a festering boil upon my cheek
That makes me lose my poise.
A monstrously huge and hot carbuncle
Upon my wizened face
Is all that sounds a least as bad
As your foul-breathed embrace.
lol - Hoeker
And to reach that slight delusion,
Pray what caused you such confusion?
Was it glue that you were sniffing,
Or is this your day for spliffing?
By the way you loathe your pimple,
You should give it hygiene simple.
That's your upper lip you're smelling
Think you should keep to your spelling.
Good night!
Yesterday
This election seemed so far away.
Now it's dragging on for days and days
They'll count those votes in many ways.
Suddenly
All these chad are hanging over me.
There's a ballot lying on the floor.
Was it for Bush? Was it for Gore?
Why'd we have to vote?
I don't know, it's so unclear
Do we even know
If our votes will count this year...ear...ear...ear...
Yesterday
Gore was leading so pronouncedly
Now he's hinging on legalities
Oh yesterday went suddenly.
Why'd George have to be
Such a dense, affable bore?
His verbal inability
Sent my vote for Albert Gore...ore...ore...ore...
Yesterday
I was watching CNN all day.
Now I've got to get some sleep and stay
Away from this unending fray.
Away from this un...end....ing fray!
:)
I have no pimple, Trony...
Don't be so friggin' dense.
You take this all too lit'rally,
Please use some common sense.
The metaphors and symbols
Are used to illustrate
My disdain for your drivel.
Must I reiterate?
Lit'rally? Dense? Common Sense?
Bwahahahahahahahahah!
Well, I certainly did snooker
Your perception, Mr. Hoeker!
For to see your irritation
I must say brings me elation!
For if you disdain my "drivel,"
You have no need to snivel;
That is why computers have a scroll-down key.
Simply use it if a "wizened" one you'd be.
You don't "irritate me", Trony...
You don't mean enough to me to cause irritation. You provide me with another outlet for my verbal creativity, and I
do appreciate that. You've got a series of concentric circles painted on your forehead.
Bang.
and your boys consider you a hot thang
but a word to the wise
It is you that many blacks despise
You say it's okay
We know what's ya problem
You're in love with OJ.
Thanks, Tone...
You've demonstrated that you have virtually no skills whatsoever. Couple that fact with your despicable racism, and
it's doubtful that you have any redeeming qualities at all.
Go hate some more. It's your life.
...but it wasn't OJ's knife
Can ya feel my rap...it's similar to wu tang
No, you're white...it's a black thang
Afro-American poets
We have our own "modo"(spanish)
Step aside hoe, I'm a bad mutha
You're bad all right, Tone...
Take a bath, dude.
Your skin's turning purple.
...that's not a sin
The fact that my skin has melanin
You see....this is something I know..
..that a lack of melanin is called an albino
blonde hair and blue eyes.....it's not formal
they lack color
...it's not normal***giggle***
I knew you couldn't rhyme "purple"...
Now, get your over-melanin-ed self back in the shower. You aren't clean yet.
bicycle on lady's fan
scrolls rococo in a plan
kings and queens and knaves galore
see them scattered on the floor
cousins, friends around them toil
citing some wisdom from Hoyle
never mind the unromance
outside of a game of chance
sadly I see jokers gaze
lost within the land of plays
as life passes they denied
satisfaction justified
1751
Ben Franklin thought a uniting plan prime
To give to Albany Congress in time.
Parliament passed down the Currency Act
Banning paper money here as a fact.
feathered friend draped in black and white raiment
rent for his air space, splendor his payment
spreading the wings of his penniform cape
chasing boredom from the drab winterscape
What? No billets-doux from Hoeker today?<g>
What can one say? Except Hip, hip, hoo-ray!
Perhaps a clement soul he'll be
When he gets tired of cruelty.
God, what a simp!<g>
From what I understand of Trony's protocol, it's OK to say anything you like, no matter how vile or inappropriate, as
long as it's accompanied by a "<g>".
Hoeker's spinning
Is always ongoing,
No matter how whacky
Or just plain unknowing.
e.g.:
billets-doux = sweet words = vile and inappropriate.
pffffffffffffft!
I was speaking in general, you idiot...
Your inane <g>s are sprinkled throughout your blatherings on this forum. Your hint at some perceived ignorance
about your simple scribblings is quite misguided. You're about as shallow as they get around here. Stick to your
history-onics.
birds warbling their sound,
musical trills, sung in the round
rainbow on the wind
flapping its wings doesn't rescind
God's gift to the world
penniform art, sequined and pearled
soaring and dipping and rising and plunging to earth
one stays in nest to keep eggs warm until there is birth
then feed them till grown
teach them to fly all on their own
letting the young go
is all their parents need to know
then setting their sight
onto a love and they take flight
tall, great, and stately
ostrich, splendidly feathered
wisely standing firm
heron, blue heron
fishing in shallow waters
elusive of man
Nosebleed
A taste like copper, and soon I know.
It will gush forth in a sticky crimson flow.
Tinting my moustache an angry red
This river of hemoglobins vacating my head..
Percolation (Apologies to Homer & Jethro)
Don't let the stars get in your eyes if you've got water on the brain
Your ears will take to steaming
And your eyes will start to streaming
And you'll percolate yourself to death..
Haiku for a Scaly Scalp
White flaky patches
Pepper the girth of my dome
I must scrub some more
Ichthammol
I like Ichthammol salve
It reduces the volume of my boils by half
It's black and its icky, that's really quite clear
But it sure does the trick when staphlococcus appears
friendly observer with song, no words
placed onto quilt squares with thread, the birds
for ornithologist kind and dear
given at Christmas, drawing near.
in the stratosphere
pale clouds are pulled by strong force
strands of angel hair
temp'rature red hot
place great round stone in oven
freezer pizza bake
never do today
something that would harm other
in thought, word, or deed
how was my dear love
inculcated with good deeds
for all of his life?
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Bush is a loser
and Gore is too.
singin' country clouds
mischief maker, undertaker
troubles cover me
makes me smart, breaks my heart
(oh)that's a certainty.
come tomorrow, sing my sorrow
share it with-a my friends
big grey cold cloud, like an old shroud
seems there's no amends
singin'.... singin'.....
country clouds galore!
there's no sunshine, just a shrill whine
more trouble than before!
wailin'..... whinin'.....
country clouds bring winds
rainy and cold, just like blue mold
damp moods sunshine ends
mean an' wild, a frightened child,
distends that lower lip.
thinkin' sad thought, I'm overwrought,
shore ain't feelin' hip!
ain't no hurry, just my worry
overtakin' my life
all my heartaches, all my hard breaks,
seems there's only strife!
I been dinin' on some whinin'
Bad taste was-a my goal
I was worse, see? Lord have mercy
On my low, sad soul
I hear the music in my head, wish I could share it. Just want to dedicate a little of this from my heart to those of my friends who have
worries, in the parameters of country music's sure, downhome, sympathetic commiseration. Sometimes singin' just makes ya feel
better.
Love,
natrona
Up Around the Bend
Up around my nostril's end
Beyond my finger, past it's end
Is one last waiting goober I simply cannot reach
If only I could haul it out, then I would be at peace.
I Sat on a Jack
I sat on a Jack
What a heinous attack
On my butt resting here in repose.
But I suppose I could say
In a definite way
Better there than wedged up my nose.
Moonlight
See the softness of the moonlight fall over every farm and meadow
Shape shifting light of God's own kind bathes the world's dimensions
In moonlight all your dreams
Are wrapped in golden beams
In moonlight, you can always find your way back home.
Folliculitis
It starts with a rash, bumpy and red
Topical steroids cause it to blossom and spread
Only antibiotics can bring it to bay
And cause all the pustules to wither away
Crawdad And The Worm (Haiku)
Swimming nude, wiggling
Nearsighted crawdad latched on
I give up swimming.
Beautiful, CR...
ever-present wind
blowing over the prairie
in the wintertime
gibbous camel ran
bearing his heavy burden
angry at the world
Today, a quote from Emily Dickinson:
EMILY DICKINSON (1830-1886) Complete Poems, 1924
Part Two: Nature
LXXVII
It was later when the summer went
Than when the crict came,
And yet we know that gentle clock
Meant nought but going home.
'T was sooner when the cricket went
Than when the winter came,
Yet that pathetic pendulum
Keeps esoteric time.
Spider Monkey Vendor Malodorous
(a poem)
He sells balloons made of cheese
To the monks of Mulroney
And if they say "please"
He adds bonus baloney.
And though some say he's testy
And some claim he's evil
His mustard is zesty
and it's not full of weevils.
Blue...
Beautiful, simply beautiful.
And nutritious, too.
"Here I sit
Cheeks a-flexin'
Just gave birth
To another Texan"
ROTFLMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You would.
like a circus mirror
that contorts a shape
black and white newspaper
hides the truth with drape
all that doesn't matter,
doesn't mean a thing -
when you love a brother,
and pray for his being
everybody knows it
deep down in their heart
the loving hand of comfort
lends its healing art
let the words of anger
hate, derision, pride -
take the train to nowhere
and not stay inside
for the soul is precious
cherished by the good
let the morning sunshine
kiss as kindness would
I laughed my effing ass off...
I don't know where to find it.
I searched all through the living room,
The davenport, behind it.
I looked into the toilet bowl
And saw it wasn't there.
I checked the car, I checked the bed,
It isn't anywhere.
I'm standing as I type this;
There's no place I can sit.
Now I just can hardly wait
'Til it's time to take a shit.
Oh, hoeker.
Are you sayin' you can't find
Your tushie or your tiny mind?
There once was a Beau with a tress
Beau's psyche was really a mess
Beau voted for Dick
That proved Beau was sick
Now Beau's in a pool of rhymed cess
the winter of our discontent
when spinning hath our nation rent
the lying was so foul and fell
thank God it's gone, now we'll be well.
Cheney needs a heart
Bush needs a brain
I am the Lion
And Dorothy's insane
hands etched by Durer, clasped in prayer, hope
quintessence of man's earnest search for right
strength, thought, and disciplined understanding
contemplation for living and soul's sight
LAMENT
To silence the voice of the people,
And stifle their right to speak
Will render great harm to our country
And make this democracy weak.
When taking away our guaranteed right
To walk in and offer our vote
It shakes our beliefs to the core of our soul
And makes our voice sound so remote.
This country so old has survived many trials
In war as its battle scars show
We ve tried to do simple things right as we saw
And follow the course that we know.
With differences strong and feelings so deep
That anger to surface does rise
As each of us hopefully stands in repose
While watching through sad, doubtful eyes.
We question our safety, our central belief
Our nation precariously drawn
To chasm so deep and to schism so wide
Will we make it through night to new dawn.
Oh pray for us all as we watch helplessly
And stand while the issues so rage
Between those that fight for the power to lead
But forget lessons taught through the age.
(copyright edrie blackwelder 2000)
Whilst reading online news
I stumbled upon these views:
- "An appeals court in Atlanta upheld a federal judge's refusal to throw out 2,400 overseas ballots."
- "Democratic lawyers in Tallahassee asked the Florida Supreme Court to reject thousands of votes for Bush
under a lawsuit challenging absentee ballot applications."
Who'd break the faith of these trusting souls
And throw out their voice cast at polls?
And when my husband withdrew his stylus pen,
Thinking, no I won't vote that way again.
Will someone change his change of mind?
Leaving his decision to not vote behind?
x http://wire.ap.org/?PACKAGEID=election2000
Uh-huh...
Topic: Pathfinder Prose And Poetry Place II
I had a red-haired mother
With eyes as blue as lakes
And she taught me and brother
The playground give and takes:
"Don't ever be the bully,
Who starts fights when you play,
But understand this fully,
Let fairness rule the day."
"And if a bully pushes you
You have to push him back.
He's likely to respect you
When you counterattack."
"But if you hide or cower
How can you help a friend?
If you give bullies power,
Your trouble will not end."
"Hypocrite"
That's the favorite name television evangelists use, Hoeker. You're just like 'em.
You will be more than glad...
To point me to, I'm sure,
A passage that will verify
The essence of your slur.
You must provide a paragraph,
A sentence or a word,
To give the boards some evidence
Of your ad homming turd.
You prove that I'm a hypocrite,
You vile pedantic fool.
And don't forget to wipe your chin,
Of spittle , snot, and drool.
No one will tell you,
Hoeker drear,
For you don't know it,
That is clear
But you are naughty
In the mouth
You wonder why
Your friends go south?
"I've grown to love you"
"You're a fool."
One day you're warm,
The next you're cool.
At least you're funny
When playing drone
It's surely weird
Testosterone.
ya know, if you two wanna do battle, there's no point in anyone else posting here
Am I wasting time
on a silly thread
where parsing a rhyme
is like being dead
on the open sea
where no one cares
to see what is written
or who posted there!
I'm OUTTA here! whoooooooossssssh!
"My friends go south?"
But surely you jest.
My brothers are legion,
My soulmates the best.
We're going to have to yank your poetic license.
Edit...edrie...Do let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. I love that slapstick stuff.
the fireman
tall, lean, head held high,
he had no trace of ire
from looking, one could never tell
he'd fought a demon fire
a devil red who burned him
with all the wrath of hell
but he confronted all the heat
his courage did dispel
that evil of consumption,
which is flame's epitome;
its only course is slash and burn
to take away one's home
but he with sinuous muscle
the body overcame
with raw determination stopped
the undisciplined flame
but afterward, this fighting man
whose service did not wilt
his team put out that bully fire
and I made him a quilt
although it happened years ago
(I'd thought it not again)
for illness got the best of me
and I had tortured pain
he walked into my shop and asked
to thank his quilt's designer
that cheered him when his flesh was burnt
and made him feel much finer
but I refused to shake his hand
and hugged him yesterday
because we all owe firemen more
than we can ever say
I thought it well to tell him
his brethren saved my floor
when town fool torched adjacent roof
and caused a fire to roar
he said that fire's defeater
was short but fiercly fought,
refused to bend to danger
that tar and propane wrought
the others couldn't stand it
the fire was too hot
but shorty kept on spraying
a coolant on the spot
his toughness tamed the blazes
where coals could blind the eye
not thinking once of life itself
nor what it's like to die
I thank the Lord for valor,
that great, preventive tool
when plied against a coward fire
saves others from a fool
o mothers teach your children
to strength and courage do
then dreams will not go up in smoke
or cause their souls to rue
the sun is beauteous, heav'nly, bright
but it is cold despite the light
the feeder in the cottonwood
is visited oft, birds dear and good
Just so nobody worries, I am currently reviewing my copy of "The Mayo Clinic's Guide to Family Health, Diseases and
Conditions" and will be back with an entire new series of physiological laments set to verse shortly..
My aunt died this morning, and I'll be out of town a few days to be with my dear cousin, who's sure had her share of
grief lately.
Farewell, Aunt Janice Blackburn
She glued the angels' halos
She hemmed the shepherds' coats
She dressed the angel chorus
That sang the Christmas notes
She welcomed all to her house
Her charming, cheerful way
For happy family gath'rings
At every holiday.
A quotation using today's word sport, at Time Education's Vocabulary Development Workshop :
The Fool's Prayer
by Edward Rowland Sill (1841-1887)
The royal feast was done, the King
Sought some new sport to banish care,
And to his jester cried, "Sir Fool,
Kneel now, and me for us a prayer!"
The jester doffed his cap and bells,
And stood the mocking court before;
They could not see the bitter smile
Behind the painted grin he wore.
He bowed his head, and bent his knee
Upon the Monarch's silken stool.
His pleading voice arose, "O Lord,
Be merciful to me, a fool!
" 'Tis not by guilt the onward sweep
Of truth and right, O Lord we stay;
'Tis by our follies that so long
We hold the earth from heaven away.
"These clumsy feet, still in the mire,
Go crushing blossoms without end;
These hard, well-meaning hands we thrust
Among the heart-strings of a friend.
"The ill-timed truth we might have kept --
Who knows how sharp it pierced and stung?
The word we had not sense to say --
Who knows how grandly it had rung?
"Our faults no tenderness should ask,
The chastening stripes must cleanse them all;
But for our blunders -- oh, in shame
Before the eyes of heaven we fall.
"Earth bears no balsam for mistakes;
Men crown the knave, and scourge the tool
That did his will; but Thou, O Lord,
Be merciful to me, a fool!"
The room was hushed; in silence rose
The King and sought his gardens cool
And walked apart, and murmered low,
"Be merciful to me, a fool!
NOT LOVE, NOT WAR, NOR THE TUMULTOUS SWELL
William Wordsworth
NOT love, not WAR, nor the tumultous swell,
Of civil conflict, nor the wrecks of change,
Nor duty struggling with afflictions strange --
Not these 'alone' inspire the tuneful shell;
But where untroubled peace and concord dwell,
There also is the Muse not loth to range,
Watching the twilight smoke of cot or grange,
Skyward ascending from a woody dell.
Meek aspirations please her, lone endeavour,
And sage content, and placid melancholy;
She loves to gaze upon a crystal river --
Diaphanous because it travels slowly;
Soft is the music that would charm for ever;
The flower of sweetness smell is shy and lowly. 1823
William Wordsworth (1770-1850), Complete Poetical Works, 1888, London, MacMillian & Co.
Your stuff belongs here, Trony...
Along with this:
To a Young Ass its mother being tethered near it
Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Poor little foal of an oppressèd race!
I love the languid patience of thy face:
And oft with gentle hand I give thee bread,
And clap thy ragged coat, and pat thy head.
But what thy dulled spirits hath dismayed,
That never thou dost sport along the glade?
And (most unlike the nature of things young)
That earthward still thy moveless head is hung?
Do thy prophetic fears anticipate,
Meek Child of Misery! thy future fate?
The starving meal, and all the thousand aches
"Which patient Merit of the Unworthy takes"?
Or is thy sad heart thrilled with filial pain
To see thy wretched mother's shortened chain?
And truly, very piteous is her lot --
Chained to a log within a narrow spot,
Where the close-eaten grass is scarcely seen,
While sweet around her waves the tempting green!
Poor Ass! they master should have learnt to show
Pity -- best taught by fellowship of Woe!
For much I fear me that He lives like thee,
Half famished in a land of Luxury!
How askingly its footsteps hither bend!
It seems to say, "And have I then one friend?"
Innocent foal! thou poor despised forlorn!
I hail thee Brother -- spite of the fool's scorn!
And fain would take thee with me, in the Dell
Of Peace and mild Equality to dwell,
Where Toil shall call the charmer Health his bride,
And Laughter tickle Plenty's ribless side!
How thou wouldst toss thy heels in gamesome play,
And frisk about, as lamb or kitten gay!
Yea! and more musically sweet to me
Thy dissonant harsh bray of joy would be,
Than warbled melodies that soothe to rest
The aching of pale Fashion's vacant breast!
--1794
Sir, thy patronization of others
Doth not more than a Salieri make thee
Of course, thy sullen, diaphanous brothers
Wilt obfuscate thy poison and hate me.
I thinks
Thee stinks.
That's thy upper lip;
Thee slip.
Ahhhhh...
The old "rubber/glue" ploy.
More of the same,
You're still just as lame.
Mr. Hoeker
Thy petty, disingenuous prose
Matcheth thy incredulous nose!
If there is chance to insolent be,
Present is pretentious, omniscient thee
And thy amphegoric stasis
Rages on quotidian basis;
Thy factitious fanfaronade
Comes with perfidious parade.
Oh, you silly naughty guy....
Did you think that I would cry?
bwahahahahahahahah!
Now that was quite the blatherment,
With obvious aid of dictionary.
But tell me something, oh ponderous one:
Are your sisters also short, fat, and hairy?
Good one.
"Good one."
Oh, I used to be, before I met you.
Whoops...
I forgot to spell everything out in excruciating detail so as to be comprehensible by your apparently
one-dimensional and debilitatingly feeble mind.
I was being sarcastic about your extremely lame and uncreative response.
It's ok, nobody's perfect.
triptych in blue
untouched, forgotten
at heart, lonely by nature
censorious friends
true to cerebral
winging the unfamiliar
amidst meteors
trying to find truth
learning the way of the wind
caught in a current
between hills and sea
neither river nor ocean
estuary bourne
Daniel M'Cumber
When I went to the city, Mary McNeely,
I meant to return for you, yes I did.
But Laura, my landlady's daughter
Stole into my life somehow, and won me away.
Then after some years whom should I meet
But Georgina Miner from Niles--a sprout
Of the free love, Fourierist gardens that flourished
Before the war all over Ohio.
Her dilettante lover had tired of her.
And she turned to me for strength and solace.
She was some kind of a crying thing
One takes in one's arms, and all at once
It slimes your face with its running nose,
And voids its essence all over you;
Then bites your hand and springs away.
And there you stand bleeding and smelling to heaven!
Why, Mary McNeely, I was not worthy
To kiss the hem of your robe!
Edgar Lee Masters, Spoon River Anthology, 1916
low cloud on mountain
starless, magnificent sky
opaque glow from moon
Lord Byron on Pyrrhic lessons.
artiodactyl
squishing four toes in the mire
hippotami
elusive dancer
whirling on point deep in time
to other drummer
passage meaningless
writ by caducity's pain
galimatias
red, green, silver, gold
trimmed with striped peppermint canes
loving ornaments
wind directing snow
into harmonious drifts
virtuosity!
death brings but silence
life gives us all time to sing
vociferously
the sun rises up
warmth radiates down to earth
as in a day dream
good intentions fail
when time puts on the kibosh
best to promptly act
liquid puppy sleeps
angelic pose and sweet bliss
abstruse saber teeth
Don't quit your day job, Natrona, if you have one.
may beauty surround you
may God stay and found you
may peace walk before you
may Heaven adore you
may all kindness warm you
may no evil harm you
may angels entwine you
your troubles refine you
may good health be given you
may justice live in you
so Satan shall fear you
when you keep God near you
becki marsh ~1994~
it is the last day
of second millenium
ephemeral life
GERD
Gastrointestial Reflux Disease
Is scorching my stomach and buckling my knees
Just when I think all is calm, clear and placid
I burp up a huge wad of burning hot acid...